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A lonely elderly cowboy (Keenan Wynn) seeks attention by faking injuries; hospital inspectors arrive a day early at Rampart General.

Col. Flagg turns up at the 4077th wanting penicillin to barter for information.

When Henry gets his discharge, Frank concerns himself with taking command.

As soon as Frank is in charge, Hawkeye skips camp, runs a blockade to find Trapper and welcomes a new surgeon.

Hawkeye (Alan Alda) says goodbye to an old friend and welcomes a new one in the form of B.J. Hunnicutt (Mike Farrell).

Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.

Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.

Amy and Marie debate whether Robert should retire from the police force early.

Ray receives an honorary doctorate and forgets to mention Debra in his acceptance speech.

Hogan and his men kidnap a German general to trade him for an American general.

Hogan schemes to rob a bank to get the cash he needs to buy secret information.

Japanese restaurant; accident witnesses.

A South African diamond company retains Perry to defend one of its employees on a charge of murder; guest Joanna Moore.

A six-year-old boy holds a town in terror with his powers to change or destroy anyone or anything at will.

A businessman (Roddy McDowall) meets a stranger (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) claiming to be his lover's husband.

A businessman (William Windom) tries to kill Mannix, but won't tell who made him do it; guests Antoinette Bower, Philip Ahn.

Cannon finds a clue to a bizarre harassment case in the involvement of a pilot (Robert Goulet) in a $1 million hijacking years before.

Barnaby seeks a gang member who thinks he caused a wealthy man's death.

During a trip to Pixley, Uncle Joe unearths a fortune in buried cash.

Uncle Joe's solicitude threatens the marriage of a couple who have returned to the Shady Rest for their second honeymoon.

Beverly Hills' more prominent citizens are more than a little affected when they sample Granny's spring tonic.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

President Grant sends West and Gordon to stop a Mexican revolutionary; guests Suzanne Pleshette, Victor Buono.

A woman finally learns the truth about her son that she hasn't seen in 10 years. Guest star: Agnes Moorehead. With Ward Bond and Robert Horton.

Victoria and her hunting guide try to protect three innocent Indian women who are hiding in a mission to avoid scalp hunters.

A man jokingly poses as Matt while he is out of town, but a vengeful man comes to settle a score.

A titled lady, now a widow, who had spurned Ben's affections 20 years earlier returns in an attempt to win him back.

Lucas and Mark find themselves held at gunpoint by a prisoner being transported on a train, which becomes stranded from a plague of grasshoppers.

Mark discovers that the new preacher and his wife are impostors planning a robbery.

Despite attacks by renegade Confederates, Favor refuses to relinquish a captured raider (Efrem Zimbalist Jr.) or a $50,000 war chest.

Paladin supports a mild-mannered barber involved in a duel over a beautiful woman. Starring Richard Boone and Dean Harens.

Josh saves a respected banker from a lynching when his bank is robbed.

The boys trail burglars to a Scottish castle.

A mysterious series of food truck robberies makes government officials doubt that the 60-foot tall Colossal Man is dead; he is discovered in a desolate mountain range in Mexico, insane and horribly disfigured.

The Joker hopes to bring Gotham under his power with the help of some pills.

The Enterprise officers search for an elusive, rock-burrowing creature which is killing the miners of Janus 6.

Jimmy and Lois hope to get front-page coverage -- but their subject, a dangerous criminal, has other plans.

A robot that runs on Kryptonite is stolen.

The ringmaster (James Westerfield) of a space circus asks Will and Smith to join his troupe.

An energy mass from a foreign galaxy takes control of the Seaview.

A London-bound flight in 1983 passes through a space warp and crashes on a world where everything is huge.

Tony tries to save his father's life at Pearl Harbor on December 7, 1941; guests Sam Groom, Linden Chiles.

A teacher (Kathleen Widdoes) with a history of mental instability tells Vincent she witnessed carnivorous locusts.

Grizzly teaches a retired ship's captain and his pet chimp about friendship between man and beast.

An examination of the destruction of animals natural habitats.

The animals of the Okefenokee swamp.

In the forbidding land north of the Arctic Circle, people can hunt seal with Eskimos, find polar bear and beluga whale.

Marlin visits the Grand Teton Mountains in the U.S. and the wilderness north of Canada to capture the territorial fight, the rescue of a baby moose and to see the sandhill cranes.

A leopard cub grows to maturity in the Kalahari desert.

A leopard cub grows to maturity in the Kalahari desert.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

Skip Farnun sees the Bradys coming out of a supermarket and decides they are ideal for his soap commercial.

Two Beverly Hills tycoons continue to probe the mysterious doings of inscrutable financial wizard, J.D. Clampett.

The Clampetts, on the advice of Mr. Drysdale, become the owners of the most exclusive dress shop in Beverly Hills.

Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.

Lucy tries to arrange a match between a love-starved old lady (Bea Benaderet) and a giddy grocery man (Edward Everett Horton), but in her efforts to play Cupid, Lucy gives the grocer the idea that she has a crush on him.

Eddie scares Beaver with roller-coaster tales.

Beaver and his friends buy a burro.

The Angels deduce that Charlie is the real target after several attempts on their lives all fail to succeed.

A disturbed employee (Kathleen Lloyd) obsessed with Jonathan plots to kill Jennifer.

A sheltered girl (Maureen McCormick) dreams of becoming a beauty queen; a man plots to find buried treasure and kill his wife.

The company doctor eyes Isaac; a mother and daughter want the same man; a man tries to palm off his boring fiancee.

Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.

Olympic figure skater Scott Hamilton collects memorabilia, including vintage pinball machines and guitars autographed by the Eagles and Bruce Springsteen; certified appraiser Judy Martin has something from the music world to offer as a trade item.

Frank settles in as commanding officer only to have a new one appointed over his head.

Hawkeye fights to keep a wounded soldier alive while an incessant barrage goes on near the 4077th.

Saying goodbye to Mike and Gloria before they leave for California proves traumatic for the Bunkers.

Edith's cousin Floyd drops in with hopes of leaving his daughter with the Bunkers.

Archie and Harry apply for partnership life insurance, and Archie fears his life may be over when an X-Ray reveals a possible spot on his liver. He decides not to tell Edith, but doesn't realize that Barney already has.

When Barney Hefner's wife wants to make up, Archie's got a better idea.

Robert becomes defensive when Amy's parents point out his habit of touching food to his chin before eating it; Amy devises a plan to break Robert of his strange habit.

While assembling a 500-piece puzzle late into the night, Ray and Amy's mother trade stories about themselves and their families.

A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

An unexpected summons from the IRS throws Ralph into a panic.

At the Dachau concentration camp, a former Nazi is tried by a phantom jury of his tortured victims.

Farmers (Pat Buttram, Teresa Wright) find the price of cheap labor is paid in blood. With Bruce Dern.

Barney poses as a Carribean psychic to hypnotize a defecting mobster into disclosing names of corrupt government officials.

A bookmaker (Mickey Rooney) hires Kimble to help run a self-service laundry; guests Nita Talbot, Phillip Pine.

A woman (Linda Marsh) from Harry's past asks him to investigate the suspicious unexplained absences of her current husband (Robert Reed).

A bank robber forces women to help him while he holds bank employees at gunpoint.

Friday and Gannon find it difficult to enjoy a football game on TV due to Gannon's neighbors.

A watchman is rescued from a burning warehouse.

The officers search for an alleged kidnapper, engage in a shootout and capture two hijackers.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Eddie quits school and gets a full-time job.

Unbeknownst to their parents, Wally stays overnight at Lumpy's and Beaver's friend stays overnight with him.

A race driver is murdered after deliberately wrecking a valuable test car; guest Alejandro Rey.

The town's new assistant district attorney must prosecute her former lover, who has secured Matlock for his defense.

Three wives of men killed in Vietnam die after collecting their husbands' G.I. insurance; guests Harry Guardino, Loretta Swit.

John-Boy heads for a mountain cabin to write, but ends up delivering an old schoolmate's (Sissy Spacek) baby.

A rancher's son lets his brother take the blame for rustling.

Little Joe helps a convict (Dean Jones) who saved his life gain freedom and adjust to life outside of prison.

Lucas and Marshal Torrance get into trouble with the Army when they try to help a wounded young soldier who deserted.

After Mark contracts typhoid fever and has a vision of his dead mother, he no longer seems interested in getting well.

A young married couple is faced with a difficult problem when the husband's first wife, who was presumed dead, joins the wagon train.

Various crises faced by animal-control officers (Mark Harmon, Albert Popwell) bring them to Rampart General; guest David Huddleston.

Hawkeye finds it no easy matter to establish that he's alive after he finds out his father was notified of his demise.

The 4077th receives two bottles of scotch for secret surgery and a tank to scare off snipers.

Col. Potter, Hawkeye, B.J., Frank and Radar get hopelessly lost on their way back from a medical meeting.

While Col. Potter writes home, Frank and Hot Lips have a woodcarving made for him, and Radar rescues a horse.

Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.

A nationally known confidence man becomes a hero to Aunt Bee, Opie and Barney when he is held in jail.

Ray gets upset when he learns that Debra has been sharing their intimate secrets with her friends.

A modeling agent convinces Robert to pose for head shots, but when he returns for the pictures, he finds that the agency has mysteriously disappeared.

Hogan mixes real ammo with blanks for upcoming German war games.

A scientist and woman commander leads a plot to sabotage a research lab.

The Harpers; guest William Conrad.

Murder suddenly disrupts attempts to commit a wealthy man to a mental institution; guest Kitty Kelly.