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Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart; spoofs of classic movies abound, including Ninotchka, Blackboard Jungle, Gone With The Wind, and more.

A woman believed killed in a plane crash returns, only to be murdered; guest Michael Ansara.

A man (William Demarest) sees himself on television, killing his wife (Joan Blondell).

While vacationing in Palm Beach, a reserved heiress (Leora Dana) becomes the romantic focus of a prince (Jacques Bergerac).

A woman (Ruth Hussey) is stunned to learn that a mink coat she bought had been stolen from a previous owner.

Mannix and Wickersham feud over a case involving a laser ray and a dead agent.

A policewoman comes to Cannon for help when her superiors won't let her hunt the men who assaulted her.

After learning she was adopted, an heiress seeks her biological mother; guest Eileen Brennan.

Friday and Gannon search for a burglary suspect who steals only pictures of an old comic strip hero.

Crooked gamblers victimize delegates to a farm-equipment convention until Friday and Gannon step in.

Reed can't understand why his "shaggy dog" story isn't getting a hilarious response.

Hogan and his men must smuggle the crew of an American bomber out of camp.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver becomes overly chivalrous after reading Sir Walter Scott's "Ivanhoe.".

Wally is cast as a dancing girl in a club play.

An elderly woman retains Perry when she feels her employer is about to be murdered, a crime for which she is later arrested.

A serial killer (Richard Gilliland) whose eventual target is Ben embarrasses him in court by leaving false clues.

A museum curator (Clu Gulager) plots Hawaii's most daring bank heist.

John-Boy returns home and tries to recall the details of his plane crash for a comrade's sister; Ike is arrested for draft evasion.

A woman and girl are with Matt as he pursues captives en route to Mexico.

A gang's plot to rob the Cartwrights' payroll and escape in their paddle-wheel steamboat threatens the family's timber operation.

Lucas' friends label him a tinhorn because of his gambling.

A blind banjo-playing wanderer strikes up an acquaintance with Mark.

Samuel MacIntosh picks farmer Hamish Browne to marry his daughter Heather.

Gage and DeSoto are drafted to sort out a filing dilemma caused by computer error; a lab experiment allegedly poisons two people.

Angered by the way civilian doctors are profiting from the war, Hawkeye presents the Army with a bill for his medical services.

A no-nonsense colonel visits the 4077th during an outbreak of April Fools' Day pranks.

A North Korean soldier takes Hawkeye prisoner.

Hawkeye turns the 4077th into pen pals for fourth-graders back in the States.

Andy and Barney help Jeff, a farmer visiting Mayberry, search for a bride by cleaning him up and teaching him proper etiquette. Unfortunately for Barney, Jeff chooses Thelma Lou as his wife.

Opie joins a secret club and is responsible for the candle they use in their meetings. When the barn the club meets in is burned to the ground, Opie is accused of starting the fire.

Michael claims he's too sick to go to school and spends an entire day watching Ray work in his downstairs office.

After just three months of wedded bliss, Robert and Amy try to offer Ray and Debra advice on building a happy marriage.

One of Dorothy's pupils may face deportation, and she feels responsible.

Blanche announces that she is canceling a date with her latest boyfriend, because he does not meet her standards.

Tim Conway and Pat Carroll guest star; Tim contributes in sketches as the Lone Ranger and as a man who lives a dog's life; Pat joins in on the latest Carol & Sis installment.

A doctor who is conducting experimental alcoholism treatments on prominent persons is arrested for murder.

On the morning that a man is to hang for killing one of his bigoted neighbors, the townspeople find themselves thrown into an unending night.

A young pianist (Robert Horton) is framed, by the woman (Cara Williams) he loves, for a murder he did not commit.

Murder results when a wife (Joanne Woodward) nags her husband (Skip Homeier) to stand up for himself.

Feuding Wickersham and Mannix are captured on the waterfront.

A retired general's (Morgan Woodward) son (Dean Stockwell) becomes a hero to his father after being accused of killing a terrorist leader.

A woman ingratiates herself with high-society horse lovers to set up burglaries for her beau.

Sam Drucker's vacation at the Shady Rest turns out to be a disappointment for Uncle Joe.

The family gathers for a tag-team wrestling match after Granny defeats the Boston Strong Girl.

Granny forces Jethro to propose to Hathaway.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Adventures of the animated cat and mouse.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

Gordon and West attend a meeting of Navy officers, who subsequently are slain; guest Nehemiah Persoff.

Blane Wessels helps Duke and three women after Indians attack them.

A bounty hunter's quarry comes for his newborn son, left with Heath when the mother dies.

Wounded Matt, also suffering from a case of amnesia, falls in love with a beautiful widow.

Ben's old friend (Burgess Meredith) admits to a scheme to invest funds from political graft.

The McCains get new neighbors when a couple moves into a nearby ranch.

A Southern belle arrives in North Fork claiming that Micah is her husband.

At the end of a string of dead Indians, Rowdy finds a genteel Eastern woman (Kim Hunter) who seems oblivious to the carnage.

A father and son are threatened by claim jumpers after discovering gold in their mine. With Richard Boone and Eduardo Ciannelli.

Josh believes a female killer is innocent.

The Stooges are firemen and take the firehouse ponies to a Turkish bath for a massage.

A collection of Halloween themed cartoons hosted by The Sven Squad.

The Riddler holds Robin hostage to trap Batman.

Capt. Kirk faces an agonizing choice when he and Spock follow McCoy to 1930s New York to restore history's altered course. A Hugo Award winner.

The Enterprise battles a Romulan ship suspected of destroying outposts near the neutral zone; guest Mark Lenard.

Spock must take a bride (Arlene Martel) on his home world or die when the Vulcan mating cycle overwhelms him.

The 20th-century followers of a man named Khan (Ricardo Montalban) are found in suspended animation on the derelict ship Botany Bay.

Only the Enterprise and the battered Constellation stand between an ancient weapon and devastation; guest William Windom.

A third party forces Kirk into combat with the reptilian captain of a spacecraft the Enterprise was pursuing.

A beautiful Romulan commander (Joanne Linville) woos Spock after capturing the Enterprise in the neutral zone.

Falcons and eagles live on Idaho's Snake River.

The fate of Idaho's golden eagles.

Logging affects elk in the Montana Rockies.

Musk oxen are relocated to Siberia in the Soviet Union.

Wildlife surrounds a pond in Wyoming's Rocky Mountains.

Baboon behavior is studied in Tanzania's national parks.

The children read an item in an advice column and are sure it was written by their parents.

Cindy's dilemma: Having to decide whether to invite her mother or new stepfather to her school play because of the school's undersized auditorium. It becomes too much for her to decide, so she schemes to drop out of the play.

Banker Drysdale hires the world's greatest violin virtuoso to teach Jethro to play the fiddle.

Granny thinks a soap opera is real and sets out to rescue an actor whose character is about to undergo a serious operation.

Andy teaches Ronald Bailey, the spoiled son of a rich man, the importance of being self-reliant and responsible.

Lucy anticipates a second honeymoon on her trip to Europe, but Ricky is too busy.

Beaver is embarrassed by the present his mother has purchased to give his teacher on the last day of school.

Beaver gives away his football team's play.

The castaways discover a long-forgotten aviator living on the island.

A competition for president of the island between Skipper and Mr. Howell leaves a surprising result.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

A professor's (Arte Johnson) secret invention is revealed; a widow (Jeanette Nolan) wants to contact her psychic husband.

An old man (David Wayne) meets a seemingly ageless peer; a boy wants Isaac for a father; mishaps befall honeymooners in their cabin.

Dorothy dismays when her daughter is too forgiving of her unfaithful husband.

Lisa Whelchel travels the country to discover the nostalgic world of personal collections and amazing treasures, and meets the people who own them.

Casting calls, rare footage and interviews document "The Wizard of Oz" film's effects and trivia; host Angela Lansbury.

When two police officers set up surveillance equipment in Blanche's house, Dorothy, Rose, Blanche and Sophia are more interested in snaring the policemen.

Through a series of flashbacks, the housemates reminisce about their birthday celebrations.

The women try to help a neighborhood couple, George and Renee Corliss, patch up their faltering marriage.

Sophia's new friend, an elderly gentleman, has Alzheimer's disease.

Ray's contractor friend takes an eternity to replace the kitchen stove.

When Amy invites her brother to stay for dinner, he makes himself comfortable on the couch and never leaves.

Archie sneaks off to night school in hopes of completing his high-school education.

A walk home past a neighborhood construction site turns into a nightmarish encounter for Gloria.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Ralph learns that politics makes for strange bedfellows and running for office has its ups and downs.

Alice and Trixie believe that the secret of a happy marriage is doing things together with their husbands.

The IMF must prevent the pro-Eastern elements in a foreign country from rigging a Parliamentary election.

A singer (Marlyn Mason) who identifies Kimble plans to use his affection for her to get rid of her lover's crippled wife; guest Jack Lord.

After his dog is killed, an arrogant architect (Barry Sullivan) fears for his life and calls on Harry to investigate; guest Linda Evans.

Friday and Gannon track down a forgery suspect who has been brainwashed by her friends.

Friday and Gannon enlist the help of the California Highway Patrol to find a dog that may be rabid.

Malloy and Reed, working out at a local park, make friends with many youngsters.

A Russian virtually assures Hogan's death by one of his own sabotage bombs.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver resists all attempts at making him eat his brussels sprouts.

Impressed by a friend from a broken home, Beaver secretly wishes his parents would divorce.

An ocean cruise's calm is shattered when a passenger falls overboard, an incident that eventually results in a courtroom struggle.

On his way to a dude ranch, Ben is knocked unconscious and dreams of himself as a frontier lawyer, with Conrad as a gunslinging client and Julie as the owner of a boardinghouse.

McGarrett is sure that an extortionist is responsible for the serial murders of prostitutes; guests Ned Beatty, Elaine Joyce.

Mary Ellen is attracted to a paratrooper who brings her some mementos of Curt; Corabeth's old flame pressures her to meet with him.

A man (Ron Moody) is torn between keeping his self-respect and a boy's friendship, and honoring his drunken promise to aid two gunmen.

An avaricious man attempts murder and false arrest to prevent his nephew (James MacArthur) from inheriting the family ranch.

Lucas regrets his attitude toward a reformed outlaw.

The new marshal is friends with a known outlaw.

Tom O'Neal and Ellen Howard want to get married, but their parents object, so Tom takes money from his father's savings and runs away with Ellen.

Gage and DeSoto discover Brackett is the victim in an auto accident that has also left a girl fatherless; a bum is caught in a fire.

An amorous Italian soldier pursues Margaret.

Margaret is reunited with her Army colonel father.

Brokenhearted Klinger loses his wife for the second time.

Maj. Charles Winchester assumes command of the 4077th.

After a shaky start, male patrons accept the addition of a manicurist to Floyd's barbershop.

A Mayberry resident is convinced he is a jinx until Andy helps restore his self-confidence.

Ray's little white lie to get out of spending the evening with his mother snowballs into an intricate deception.

Debra's mother enlists an unwilling Ray to help plan a surprise birthday party for his wife.

The housemates recall some of their absurd moneymaking schemes.

The housemates could earn $100,000 if they adopt an elderly pig.

Guests: Mike Douglas and Bernadette Peters.

A young drifter becomes implicated in the murder of his ex-boss, a small-town junk dealer with political ambitions.

A down-at-the heels ventriloquist is the victim of both his gangster-like dummy and a strangely evil little girl.

After his daughter commits murder, a man (Sir Cedric Hardwicke) finds a way to protect his family's reputation.

An escaped mental patient (George Grizzard) encounters a woman (Phyllis Thaxter) who's afraid to be alone in her house.

Mannix exposes a plot to conceal the true value of an underworld moll's necklace.

The son (Carl Franklin) of a slain black political leader hires Cannon to look into the possibility of a conspiracy.

Barnaby uncovers bigamy, blackmail and murder when he seeks a missing family man; guest Stephen Collins.

When a 4-day-old infant is found in a trash can, Friday and Gannon search for the mother.

Friday and Gannon are called in to investigate after a department store chain is bilked of $100,000 in merchandise.

Malloy and Reed track down a suspect wanted as a result of a crime spree in lovers lane.

Carter masquerades as a defector to learn the location of a chemical factory.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver exaggerates the story of his good deed.

Beaver is mad when Wally can't be a lifeguard.

A case that begins in a Las Vegas casino ends with two dead victims lying in the morgue; guest Lyle Talbot.

Ben's insurance agent (Ron Fassler) is charged with murdering a deceitful marriage counselor (Bryan Cranston) after the police learn the adviser was having an affair with the agent's wife (Kim Johnston Ulrich).

Five men found in the crater of the Mauna Loa volcano died of exposure to plutonium; guests Pat Hingle, Alan Fudge.

Jim-Bob graduates at the head of his class and prepares to go overseas to fight; Erin learns Ashley Longworth has married in London.

A former gunfighter (Steve Forrest) tries to live a quiet life with the woman he loves.

Hoss feels he has testified mistakenly in court after seeing an accused murderer's double (Simon Oakland in a dual role) in town.

A gambler moves into North Fork and begins courting a local girl.

Lucas develops temporary amnesia while visiting a strange town.

Duke and Charlie visit an Army fort to see Duke's friend Clarence Mullins, a minister who was also a lieutenant at the fort.

A televised demonstration of fire-prevention techniques winds up with Gage and DeSoto in the middle of a real-life medical emergency.

With a bottle of wine, Hawkeye goes looking for romance.

Klinger becomes a hero when an explosion rocks the operating room.

The 4077th suffers a long, sleepless night during a scorching heat wave.

Hawkeye builds a monument to 4077th patients.

Mayberry's small-town methods prove more effective in capturing a fugitive than those of the state police.

Opie signs up for a race to win a medal, but he loses and learns an important lesson in good sportsmanship instead.

Ray resents how much time Debra spends away from home when she gets a position at Frank's lodge.

Marie accuses Ray and Debra of turning Ally into a slave when they start giving her chores around the house.