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Lois and Jimmy investigate the story of a burro that can read minds.

A lead-masked man sets death traps for the reporters.

An alien wants John for a staged battle in which the loser's planet is invaded.

A crew of wax dummies takes over the Seaview.

A giant professor needs the travelers' help to destroy an incriminating envelope.

Doug and Tony become involved in a war between the ancient Greeks and Trojans; guests John Doucette, Dee Hartford.

Aliens kidnap Vincent and take him aboard their saucer, where a spokesman (Michael Rennie) tells him he will visit Utopia.

Teaching writing skills through improvisation, storytelling and story theater.

Teaching writing skills through improvisation, storytelling and story theater.

Teaching writing skills through improvisation, storytelling and story theater.

Teaching writing skills through improvisation, storytelling and story theater.

The fierce, intelligent Chacma, South Africa's dog-faced baboon.

Explore the region in South Africa that is home to baboons.

Carol and Mike are on opposing sides when Greg wants to go out for the high-school football team.

Marcia brags that she can get Davy Jones to perform for the school prom, then begins vigorously to get him to actually appear.

The Clampetts are overjoyed to discover a rustic village on the back lot of the Mammoth Pictures studio; they decide to settle in the rustic prop hamlet.

The Clampetts take part in an epic film produced by their studio.

Andy uses his wits to help a struggling salesman, despite strong pressure to put him out of business.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes stop at Ethel's hometown, Albuquerque, N.M.

Wally grows a mustache to make his girlfriend thinks he's mature.

Wally and Eddie get jobs parking cars at a wedding reception.

An autistic boy that Kelly befriended witnesses a murder at an amusement park, then accidentally wounds Kelly with the weapon.

Jennifer's article on prostitution opens a maze of corruption and murder; guest Markie Post.

A couple (Vera Miles, Stuart Whitman) seeks morality in the 17th century; an accountant (Gary Burghoff) dreams of baseball stardom.

A companion befriends a doctor's (Ben Vereen) ex-girlfriend; Gopher falls for a former teacher; a father learns a lesson.

With the courthouse full of moonshiners, Otis has to serve his jail time for public intoxication at the Taylor house under the supervision of Aunt Bee.

Fred likes toys, cars and TV and pop culture memorabilia; he makes a point of having these items signed and authenticated by celebrities, from a broken fender signed by race car driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. to a ping-pong ball from Captain Kangaroo.

Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.

When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy.

It looks like Mike, Gloria and Joey will be coming home for Christmas.

Archie, Edith, and Stephanie arrive in Santa Barbara to spend the holidays with the Stivics. Gloria and Mike put on a happy front to hide major changes in their relationship.

Unable to keep up appearances, Gloria confides to Edith that she and Mike have separated and that she has been seeing another man.

Edith's eagerness to perform with Stephanie at a concert leaves her without a voice and Stephanie alone.

Debra is upset when Ray buys back his old car, affectionately known as the "make-out mobile.".

Ray tries to replace the diamond in Debra's wedding ring without her knowing when he discovers it is fake.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Carried away by his role in an amateur play, Ralph decides he is headed for Hollywood.

A space traveler terrorizes the tiny inhabitants of a space station into accepting him as their God, but when another space ship arrives the tyrannical man discovers everything is relative.

A dishonest lawyer takes over a rich widow's holdings but underestimates her companion's (Geraldine Fitzgerald) wrath.

Phelps, Barney and Casey race to intercept $10 million in usurious profits as the loan sharks inject Willy with truth serum.

A woman (Joanna Pettet) gets Kimble a position in an animal hospital, then is furious when he rejects her advances.

A former mental patient (John Rubinstein) claims to have shot and killed his brother, only to have Harry learn the victim is still alive.

When Friday invites Gannon and his wife to dinner, the evening is interrupted by neighbors and a burglary.

Friday and Gannon meet a wide variety of clients when they work the robbery detail desk.

A safecracker gets into buildings without any evidence of a forced entry.

The officers round up a gang of hoodlums engaged in an anti-Semitic shakedown.

Toony's forced to unplug on a digital detox retreat.

Beaver gives his favorite girl a gold locket.

Beaver invites Mr. Jeff, a vagrant, into the Cleaver household.

Progress on a priority moon project is temporarily interrupted when its administrative head is murdered.

Two sisters with a penchant for murder do away with their rich aunt and frame their uncle, whom Matlock agrees to defend.

Someone is deliberately tormenting a disturbed Vietnam veteran guilty of kidnapping.

John schemes to take overworked Olivia on a belated honeymoon; Marcia quizzes John-Boy about his intentions.

Illiterate Festus takes a job as a reporter with the newspaper.

Adam is tortured by a mad prospector (Lee Marvin) when he stumbles upon the man's camp after being robbed in the desert.

Lucas, temporarily blind, faces a gunfight.

A former POW imprisons Lucas for his role in the Civil War.

In search of a doctor for an injured woman, Flint finds the town quarantined due to smallpox.

DeSoto opens his home to the son of an accident victim, a decision he comes to regret when the boy wrecks his house and reputation.

After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.

A "chest cutter" and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.

Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul.

The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results.

Andy and Barney exert all their efforts to convince local farmer Rafe Hollister to take his tetanus shot when he refuses.

Andy and Barney travel to Raleigh on a business trip and get involved in the capture of a jewel thief in their hotel.

When the cable goes out, a board game stirs a heated family debate about who is moral and who is not.

When Debra persuades Ray to be an optimist, he can't handle being the only upbeat person in the family.

Hogan is ordered to London, and Col. Crittendon is his replacement.

Newkirk sneaks a girl into Stalag 13, not knowing she is a Gestapo agent.

Hollow Hero: the Harpers; guest Jim Nabors.

Perry defends a woman accused of committing murder with an ice pick; guest Ruta Lee.

An obsessed Oliver Crangle (Theodore Bikel) tells an FBI agent that a drastic transformation will take place on all the evil people in the world.

A philandering husband arranges his wife's murder, then has a sudden change of heart and frantically tries to prevent it.

Although a man's drowning has been ruled accidental, his widow hands the task of a murder investigation to Mannix.

Cannon becomes involved in a terrorist's vendetta through his friendship with the intended victim, an ex-colleague.

A playboy (Bradford Dillman) aims to steal plans of a security system guarding $2 million in diamonds.

Friday and Gannon work with the Secret Service in making precautionary arrangements for the arrival of the president.

Friday sets an anti-police magazine writer straight on the functions of policewomen and how they are trained.

A wealthy police buff oversteps the law and endangers the officers' safety.

The officers answer several robbery calls, engage in a street chase and arrest a dope peddler.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Wally buys a new car battery on Eddie's credit card.

Ward and June go away for the weekend and leave Ward's Uncle Billy in charge of the boys.

Startled Perry finds a basket containing a 4-week-old baby on his desk.

A no-nonsense police officer (Hector Elizondo) turns to Matlock when he becomes a prime suspect in the murder of a local hood.

An angry man seeks revenge after a crooked poker game costs the life of his honeymooning brother; guests Jack Soo, John Colicos.

John considers selling Walton's Mountain to a developer (Noah Beery) planning to build a resort over its hot spring.

An Indian's $50 gold piece starts gold fever in Dodge City, and makes the man a target of robbers.

Townspeople turn to Ben when two families' feud threatens to explode into violence; guest Robert Brown.

A traveling salesman is accused of forcing his attentions on a local woman.

Lucas faces lynching for unwittingly buying stolen horses.

Maj. Adams fights in the Civil War, but there is unfinished business with the woman he left behind.

A former athlete pushes his daughter too hard in a quest for Olympic glory; a man becomes trapped within an aircraft's landing gear.

Klinger breaks in another psycho; the last box of morphine from supply seems to be contaminated.

Hawkeye undergoes a drastic change when he becomes temporary commander of the 4077th.

Hawkeye becomes so disgusted with the peace talks that he takes matters into his own hands.

Col. Potter strikes up a warm friendship with a visiting head nurse.

A misunderstanding leads Andy and Aunt Bee to believe that they are both anxious to get married.

Barney interferes with Andy's attempts to romance Mayberry's County Nurse, Mary Simpson; when Andy suggests to Barney that he and Mary need some alone time, Barney immediately thinks that they are getting married.

Robert and Ray fight over a stray bulldog similar to the one Ray was forced to give up as a child.

When Ray's parents bother everyone with their meddling, the neighbors turn to him to make them stop.

Hogan makes Klink and Maj. Hochstetter believe the war is over.

Col. Klink prepares for a secret flight to Argentina to avoid the wrath of a German general.

Skits: "The Pail"; "The Maiden and the Mugger.".

Perry helps a nearby county's district attorney, whose graft investigation led to a blackmail threat.

Mr. Frisby impresses quite a few people with his vivid imagination.

A gruesome surprise awaits a desperate man who thinks that a monkey's paw will bring him financial luck.

Mannix struggles with a case in which a woman with a questionable memory believes she is a killer's target.

An ex-police officer (Dane Clark) intends to avenge his brother who died while doing a favor for Cannon.

A nun is suspected of disconnecting the life support of her dying sister, a prostitute.

Friday and Gannon organize a citizens' action committee in a high-crime neighborhood.

A businessman assists Friday and Gannon in organizing the "Smarteen Club.".

District Attorney Ryan (Robert Conrad) helps arrest a radical.

Malloy disappears into the wilds of Griffith Park while pursuing a robbery suspect.

Bill and Toony take a look at some of the biggest events that happened on February 25th.

Beaver's TV appearance doesn't go as planned.

Wally becomes disillusioned with the girl he has been trying to date.

A nephew betrays his uncle after the older man alters company books to protect him; guests Otto Kruger, Jeanette Nolan.

Matlock defends a rock star whose rowdy stage life appears to be affecting her courtroom performance.

One of McGarrett's most trusted investigators is accused of accepting a bribe from a major narcotics dealer; guest Martin Sheen.

Jason can't cope when he learns his close friend (Ron Howard) has only a year to live.

A gunman becomes the target of revenge after killing a young man in self-defense.

The Cartwrights take in a wounded man, his daughter and her fiance after they claim to have been robbed of the girl's dowry.

An amiable handyman in town has dreams of becoming a famous gunfighter.

Lucas and Mark set out on a hunting trip and stumble upon a robbery.

Adams proposes marriage to his former girlfriend Raine.

A bitter, retired nurse from Rampart who attempted suicide is hospitalized with a depressed, paraplegic teenager; guest Dawn Lyn.

Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.

Newscaster Clete Roberts returns to the 4077th to update Korean War conditions.

Turned down for a future position at home, Charles is so irate he refuses to talk to anyone in the unit.

The oppressive Korean heat gets to everyone, especially Klinger.

Floyd hires a second barber, Medwin, when his barbershop gets too hectic. The shop flourishes, but Andy becomes suspicious when he sees the same men going into the shop every day.

J. Howard Jackson, a big-shot newspaper publisher, accuses Andy of misconduct in office after Andy fines him for a traffic violation.

Being interviewed for a book about the family, Debra decides she's boring compared to her husband's family.

Debra and Ray wonder why they ever moved across the street from his overbearing parents.

Hogan uses propaganda broadcaster Axis Annie to get information to an underground agent.

The POWs plan to smuggle out an agent in a balloon; Basket weaving and kite flying.

Skits: "The Family"; "Take My Drink.".

The strong evidence in a homicide case against a woman involves a poison-pen note and a man long thought dead; guest Marion Ross.

Unable to afford a personality transplant for both himself and his wife, a pain-wracked old man has his mind placed in a new youthful body at his wife's insistence.

A mail-order bride (June Lockhart) has ultimately tragic suspicions about the strange death of her husband's first wife.

The search for a missing hit-and-run victim puts Mannix in the midst of a war between crime families.

Cannon feels victimized when he discovers the true identity of the insurance man who hired him to look into a girl's auto-accident death.

Barnaby suspects a husband murdered his rich wife, the cousin of Betty's playboy beau (David Hedison).

A police officer recommended for the LAPD's Medal of Valor is accused of assaulting a civilian.

A black officer and his white colleague become aware of their prejudices at a police conference.

Malloy and Reed are out to catch an elusive saboteur on a one-man anti-pollution campaign.

Officer Reed comes up with a unique plan for halting daytime burglaries.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver notices that the golfer he's caddying for is cheating to win $500.

Lumpy wins the athletic scholarship for which he and Wally were competing.

Murder results when the dueling scene from "Romeo and Juliet" becomes all too real; guests Rex Reason, Antoinette Bower.

Matlock's former professor and mentor (Don Porter), framed by students in a hit-and-run, seeks Ben's defense.

A grief-stricken policeman takes the law into his own hands after his wife is murdered; guests Tom Skerritt, Sam Melville.

News that she is pregnant cuts short Olivia's debut as a door-to-door saleswoman, throwing the family into turmoil.

A stranger arrives in Dodge, and says he is there to avenge the death of his brother.

Ben recalls how he, then a widower with a young son, met and married Inger, his Swedish second wife, in Illinois.

Lucas is cursed by a renegade Indian with a reputation for witchcraft.

The North Fork stagecoach must stop at the McCain ranch because of a severe snowstorm.

The influence of a young girl changes the life of a disillusioned Confederate officer; with Ward Bond and Robert Horton.

A citation for bravery causes extreme discomfort for DeSoto and Gage; a man's extreme terror of the dentist brings on a heart attack.

A strong windstorm affects the members of the 4077th in various ways.

Charles assumes heroic proportions after reviving a dying patient with heart massage.

Charles becomes the most unpopular man in camp when he receives a winterized polar suit from his parents.

The experiences of being wounded, flown to the 4077th, operated on and treated are seen through a soldier's eyes.

Barney's cousin Virgil overcomes his awkwardness as soon as he learns that people have confidence in him.

Otis overcomes his weakness for liquor and impresses his relatives when Andy makes him a temporary deputy.

Ray's family lies to him about his guest appearance on a TV sports show, and he feels awful when he finds out about it.

Ray uses an "active listening" technique learned in parenting class on his stubborn parents.

LeBeau hides information about the agent whom he uses as a contact.

Hogan hides 30 prisoners to tie up the German reserves out hunting for them.

The Harpers; guest Maggie Smith.

Perry's latest case finds him involved in the strange world of beatniks; guests Frankie Laine, Bobby Troup, Martha Vickers.

A man named Williams accidentally crashes his aircraft near a small Mexican village.