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A citation for bravery causes extreme discomfort for DeSoto and Gage; a man's extreme terror of the dentist brings on a heart attack.

The POWs steal a paper from Klink's coat to prevent Klink's arrest.

The 4077th is busy looking after wounded Korean civilians when a shiny 1948 Chevrolet pulls into camp.

Col. Potter learns new military money is being issued in hopes of confusing counterfeiters.

Nurse Cooper can't cope with the operating room; Radar gets a tattoo.

A stranger disrupts the lives of the citizens of Mayberry because he knows everyone's name and business.

A Hollywood producer wants to make Mayberry the backdrop for his latest movie, causing the entire town to go into a frenzy as they alter themselves to live up to Hollywood's expectations.

Ray and Debra parody Frank and Marie's relationship; the older couple does the same for them, with different results.

Ray is jealous when Debra shows him the mementos she saved from past relationships.

Dorothy and Lucas' plot to get even with Blanche leads to a surprise wedding.

Blanche's plans to marry go awry when she discovers her fiancé is a bigamist.

Guests include Eydie Gorme and Joan Rivers.

Rivalry escalates into murder when two half brothers battle for control of a department-store chain.

A wealthy old man makes life difficult for his greedy niece even after he dies.

A determined detective (Robert Emhardt) uncovers a man's scheme to have his "missing" wife declared legally dead.

A woman (Patricia Hitchcock) visiting Paris returns to her hotel room to find her ailing mother missing.

Mannix is framed for the murder of the man he's investigating.

A disenchanted wife planning to leave her husband flees to a sanitarium she once inhabited after seeing her lover commit a murder.

A murderous actor uses his disc-jockey look-alike (Monte Markham in a dual role) as an alibi.

The changes of middle age make Uncle Joe and Sam Drucker unrecognizable to a girl they both once courted.

Uncle Joe, running the hotel in Kate's absence, rouses the ire of the townsfolk when he tosses a man out for non-payment.

Bent on a military career, Jethro experiments with underwater demolition while training to join the Navy.

When Granny spies a group of movie actors dressed as Union soldiers, she prepares to go to war with them.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Adventures of the animated cat and mouse.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

West and Gordon investigate the murder of a scientist who was studying a rash of destructive tidal waves.

Kurt Davos is badly injured while trying to save Florence Hastings, who is trapped in a runaway wagon.

Audra is mute after seeing a family slaughtered, then one of the killers pursues her and Victoria.

A local farmer joins a posse and is criticized and punished for shooting an outlaw in the back.

Ranchers frame an Italian emigrant for murder to halt his plans for a vineyard on the Ponderosa.

Lucas, temporarily blind, faces a gunfight.

A former POW imprisons Lucas for his role in the Civil War.

Gil Favor and Rowdy Yates play cat-and-mouse with an outlaw as they try to free a captive mother and daughter from a ghost town.

Paladin faces two killers when he agrees to protect the life of a potential murder victim. With Richard Boone and John Emery.

A wanted gunman is known by the way he draws.

The Stooges are running the local drugstore, mixing up a potion that a desperate businessman decides to sell as scotch.

Spoofing a different horror or science fiction movie each week with sketches, jokes and song parodies.

King Tut plans to mine beneath Wayne Manor.

Leonard Nimoy talks about Mr. Spock and other characters from the original series. Also, film clips from his favorite episodes and a discussion about the "Star Trek" movies.

A tribute to "Star Trek" features appearances by many cast members associated with the show's legacy.

The creators of the "Star Trek" TV shows, interviews and a preview of "Star Trek VI" celebrate the anniversary of the first series.

A retrospective celebrates the popularity of the various "Star Trek" series; host Jason Alexander.

William Shatner, Leonard Nimoy and other cast members salute three decades of the series and its transformations.

Teaching writing skills through improvisation, storytelling and story theater.

Teaching writing skills through improvisation, storytelling and story theater.

Teaching writing skills through improvisation, storytelling and story theater.

Teaching writing skills through improvisation, storytelling and story theater.

Exotic birds live in India's Bharatpur forest.

Life abounds in the deserts of the Southwest.

Peter discovers he has a look-alike at school and takes him home to play a trick on his family.

Bobby and Oliver become convinced they have discovered a spy plot that involves Mike.

Granny recruits her own commandos against the Union when she thinks battle scenes for a Civil War movie are the real thing.

Granny thinks she has captured Gen. Grant and sets out to woo him by donning a bathing suit.

Andy does some fast-talking with an antiques dealer to get rid of the town's old, worthless cannon. But when Opie mimics his father's antics, Andy begins to have second thoughts about his dealing.

In order for Lucy to hide from Ricky that she is snooping in the new neighbors' apartment, she hides in their closet where she hears them planning to blow up the capital, not knowing that they're rehearsing a play.

The bathtub overflows while Ward and June are away for the night.

Bad school-bus behavior gets Beaver suspended.

Having endured several attempts on her life, an actress hires the Angels to find the would-be killer.

Jennifer places a Valentine candy order with Mrs. Bittersweet, unaware the shop proprietor dabbles in murder and espionage.

A pair (Red Buttons, Billy Barty) of chiselers kidnaps Tattoo; two orphans have a choice of parents; guest Juliet Mills.

Vicki meets a young passenger with a drug problem; Gopher's uncle (Red Buttons) falls in love; a man enters into a competitive romance.

Dorothy must face her ex-husband Stanley Zbornak when her daughter announces her upcoming wedding.

Guinness World Record holder Telina, who collects pizza-related items, shows off a pizza swag chain, a pizza dress and a pizza box from a cult classic movie; John, known for his toy expertise, valuates her collection and presents an offer.

Alarmed at the poor physical condition of his unit, Col. Potter decides to hold an M*A*S*H Olympics.

Winchester and Hot Lips get food poisoning from an imported can of pheasant; Hawkeye is reprimanded for fighting.

Rose finds herself romantically involved for the first time since her husband's death.

Blanche must decide whether to donate one of her kidneys to the sister she hates.

Dorothy's attractive date flirts with Blanche, sparking a rivalry between the two.

Blanche's unruly teenage grandson visits, and goes out every night with a rough crowd.

Ray tries to talk to Ally about the birds and the bees, but she's more interested in learning about the meaning of life.

Debra runs for school board president, but she might lose Ray's vote because he doesn't like being left to care for the children.

Concerned about getting old, Archie encounters an old buddy who convinces him that looks aren't everything.

A lost magazine and a found poem initiate a family feud on the right to privacy.

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Ralph takes an ill-timed look into the future with results that prove highly amusing to everyone but him.

Ralph takes Ed on a business trip and discovers that being his brother's keeper is not all it is cracked up to be.

Disguised as a carnival troupe, the IMF plans to rescue an Eastern European freedom-movement head from prison.

Wounded Kimble seeks out Sister Veronica (Eileen Heckart), who helped him two years earlier; guest Antoinette Bower.

Harry's investigation into a doctor's questionable activities has fatal repercussions for a friend of the detective; guest Ruth Roman.

A woman and her son-in-law agree to keep the Gypsy community under control if Friday will give them some illegal help.

After a child is injured, Friday and Gannon discover the parents to be child abusers.

Malloy and Reed call at a house where a girl is suffering from the ill effects of narcotics.

Hogan cons Klink into letting him pose as the prison commander.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver wins a bike at the movie theater on the day he was told to stay home.

June sends Beaver's teacher a nude baby picture of Beaver for a school contest.

A gorgeous, towel-clad sunbather tells Perry that all her possessions have been stolen.

A movie star's former bodyguard, now a rebellious biker, is the primary suspect in the actor's murder.

A crime writer finds a body and prompts the reopening of the case of a long-missing youth; guest Eileen Heckart.

A publisher wants to print John-Boy's manuscript, although the author is missing in action; Jeff doesn't want Reckless put to sleep.

Bitter townspeople don't want an elderly gunfighter buried next to his wife in their cemetery.

An outlaw (Lloyd Bochner) introduces himself as a Russian nobleman to get close to a countess and her jewels.

A traveling salesman is accused of forcing his attentions on a local woman.

Lucas faces lynching for unwittingly buying stolen horses.

The team attempts to turn Patrick's saloon-owning daughter into a more traditional woman.

The extreme gratitude of a rescued couple (Ruth Buzzi, Dick Van Patten) interferes with the paramedics' routine; guest Royal Dano.

Hawkeye and Margaret go to give a demonstration at the 8063rd.

Hawkeye and Hot Lips come under heavy artillery fire in enemy territory, with Hawkeye receiving a leg wound.

B.J. borrows $200 from Charles to send to his wife, only to have Charles take advantage of him in various ways.

Charles' French horn practicing causes Hawkeye and B.J. to go on a bath strike.

Aunt Bee, accused by Andy of being a gossip, proves that men are bigger gossips than women.

Andy becomes the judge of a beauty contest in Mayberry and must figure out how to pick a winner without hurting everyone's feelings and damaging his own love life.

When Ray and Debra agree to start calling each other's mother "mom," Marie has a surprising reaction.

A feud erupts between Debra and Marie, forcing the rest of the family to choose sides and making Frank and Ray to do the talking for them.

Sophia challenges Dorothy to prove she is spry enough to take a trip to Italy.

After a burglar enters the house, Rose buys a gun to feel more safe.

Ken Berry and Nanette Fabray join in tonight's episode; Carol plays a dowdy secretary discouraging some glamorous temp applicants, and the movie spoof Flight 13 To Nowhere.

An innocent man trying to build a new life after prison is implicated in murder; guests Marie Windsor, Phillip Pine.

An astronaut (Richard Basehart) learns war has killed his people.

A gangster (Gene Barry) plans to punish the woman (Nancy Gates) he feels is responsible for his brother's death.

A businessman, injured in a car crash and believed by everyone to be dead, fights to signal he is alive.

Mannix woos a missing scientist's daughter, hoping to find him.

An ex-convict (Clu Gulager) attempts suicide to force Cannon to search for the fake CIA agent who sent him to jail.

The victim's allergy provides Barnaby a clue in the death of a man who revealed an embezzler.

Friday and Gannon break up an extortion plot and reveal a new scientific crime device.

Friday and Gannon race against time to stop a man from killing himself.

A stolen car containing toys for a needy family is the object of a widespread search.

Hogan is frustrated by both friend and foe as he attempts to destroy a Nazi convoy.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver bets his fielder's mitt that he can walk 20 miles in one day.

Beaver and Larry are accused of taking a boat.

While investigating a hit-and-run, Perry finds another client -- one charged with murder; guests Brett Halsey, Sidney Clute.

Julie suspects that a murder and the perpetrator's apparent suicide are really a double homicide and pursues her own investigation.

The investigation of a stabbed college football star points to a gang-rape cover-up and a U.S. senator's son; guest Richard Masur.

Ashley Longworth Jr. returns to ask Erin to marry him, but their plans are disrupted when he confesses to her that he's an atheist.

Marshal Dillon rides into a range war while pursuing an outlaw.

A land-hungry foreman plots to keep Ben from paying a rancher's back taxes by framing Little Joe for the murder of the rancher's son.

An amiable handyman in town has dreams of becoming a famous gunfighter.

Lucas and Mark set out on a hunting trip and stumble upon a robbery.

A marshal joins the train and tries to coax his captive, a young bank robber, to abandon his criminal ways and divulge the location of his hidden stash.

A nutritionist puts the men of Station 51 on a diet; Capt. Stanley is nearly electrocuted by a high-tension wire while on a rescue.

The junkman makes a much-needed surgical clamp for the 4077th; Klinger throws out Hot Lips' wedding ring.

Klinger and Father Mulcahy risk their lives to recover stolen medical supplies from a nearby bombed-out school.

Radar borrows Charles' record player and takes over as the M*A*S*H disc jockey.

When Margaret thinks she might be pregnant, the only rabbit available for the test is Radar's pet Fluffy.

Andy and Barney discover that the old Morrison sisters, Mayberry's local florists who have been helping them arrest moonshiners, are actually in the moonshining business.

Andy tries to help Mayberry newcomers Fred and Jennie Boone whose constant yelling and fighting is disrupting the town's peace.

Robert's attempt to play peacemaker backfires, escalating the cold war between Marie and Debra.

Debra rebuffs an amorous advance from Ray, triggering a flashback about the first time they had sex.

Blanche dates a young aerobics instructor; Rose's mother, Alma Lindstrom, teaches her an important lesson.

The women bring their separate views of death into focus after Sophia suffers the symptoms of a heart attack.

Guests include Lucille Ball and Mel Tormé.

A hard-driving executive is implicated in his father-in-law's murder; guests Richard Anderson, Murray Matheson.

Modern National Guardsmen maneuvering at Little Big Horn find ominous signs of an impending Indian attack.

A man (Everett Sloane) suspects his cook (Beulah Bondi) of being an arsenic-poisoning murderer. With Janet Ward.

A down-on-his-luck man responds to a newspaper ad from a man seeking a companion for a cross-country trip.

A child convinces Mannix to prove her father innocent and prevent his execution.

Cannon has a 24-hour deadline to rescue a wealthy industrialist's daughter after she is taken by a terrorist group.

Two murderers make their victim appear to be a missing embezzler.

Juveniles who claim they want to be self-sufficient burglarize a grocery store.

Friday and Gannon check out an applicant to the police academy and discover that six months of his life are missing.

Malloy and Reed answer a silent alarm and wind up in a shootout with three suspects.

Hogan must squash the latest German plan to destroy the British air force.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

Beaver decides to get the small tree that was left in his old yard when his family moved.

Three of Beaver's friends secretly witness their teacher having dinner at Beaver's house.

The loyalty of a suspect's friend inspires Perry to take on a seemingly hopeless case.

A boxing champ (Ken Foree) is accused of murdering a journalist (Christopher Allport) who wrote an unfavorable article about him.

McGarrett's probe of Oriental-art smuggling grinds to a halt when he is charged with possession of one of the items.

Olivia searches for the man who raped an Army wife; Corabeth expects an inheritance; news comes of missing John-Boy.

After being duped into helping to shoot and kill an outlaw, Kitty is pursued by the man's brother.

A boy who models himself after Napoleon terrorizes Virginia City and ambushes Hoss with his army of teenage hoodlums.

Lucas is cursed by a renegade Indian with a reputation for witchcraft.

The North Fork stagecoach must stop at the McCain ranch because of a severe snowstorm.

After Charlie and a winemaker rescue a group of teetotal travelers from a runaway wagon, one of them falls in love with the winemaker and must reconcile her lifestyle with his profession.

Gage dreams of building a chain of hot dog stands, beginning with one decrepit location; children become trapped in a missile silo.

After a delay of five weeks, five sacks of mail finally arrive at the 4077th.

A "chest cutter" and a nurse from the 8063rd are sent to the 4077th in return for Hawkeye and Nurse Bigelow.

Col. Potter learns that negative reports regarding him and the 4077th have reached Seoul.

The amphetamine pill Charles takes to give him some energy has strange results.

Andy suspects that Mr Maxwell, a record producer visiting Mayberry, might be a con artist. He tries to convince Barney that he is being swindled after he invests in Mr Maxwell's record company.

Barney is left in charge of the sheriff's department when Andy has to leave Mayberry for the day to testify in a court case. When Andy returns, he finds out that Barney arrested almost half the town.

The family becomes concerned when a depressed Robert joins an organization that may actually be a cult.

An argument over housework leads Ray and Debra to a marriage counselor, but their session is far from therapeutic.

Dorothy's ex-husband comes to town and spends the night with her.

Sophia decides to live in California with Dorothy's sister Gloria.

Guests include Donald O'Connor and Bernadette Peters.

A woman whose sister is the victim of a blackmail scheme becomes a suspect in the murder of a shady photographer.

A retired watchmaker (Ed Wynn) fears that when his grandfather's clock stops ticking, his own life will end.