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The Ricardos and the Mertzes pool their resources to buy a restaurant.

When Cousin Ernie (Tennessee Ernie Ford) wears out his welcome, Lucy tries to scare him away.

Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

Mary tries to keep an incompetent politician from looking foolish on a news show.

A marathon dance at Arnold's becomes the battleground for Joanie and her rival, Jill Higgins.

The roommates battle two snobs at a roller rink while on blind dates.

A friend (Phyllis Diller) sees the captain's true self at a costume ball; an anniversary gift brings discord; Julie tricks a rival.

A psychic (Connie Stevens) predicts happiness; a competitive man (David Doyle) demands too much from his son; an older man vexes Julie.

Mr. Drysdale forces a playboy on his bank's board of directors into courting Granny.

Granny practices what she intended to preach against when she sets out to save Jed from the evils of gambling.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

In celebration of its first 100 episodes, Henry Fonda hosts a retrospective of the previous episodes and explores the relationships and the characters that make up the Bunker household, via flashbacks.

Henry Fonda continues to host this retrospective look back at the previous 100 episodes that CBS has aired, taking special look at the relationships and characters of Archie, Edith, Mike and Gloria.

Melanie deals with a temperamental chef; Victoria tries to impress a restaurant critic; Joy meets the mother of the baby he hopes to adopt; Elka goes on a date.

Victoria directs her mother and son in a musical; Elka auditions for a part in Victoria's play; Joy and Melanie try to fire a waiter.

Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he cannot play the game.

A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

A 20-year-old executive (Alex Nevil) develops a crush on Rebecca.

Rebecca has a phony romance with Sam to protect herself from Martin Teal (Alex Nevil).

Elaine rejects Alex's suggestion that she see a psychiatrist.

Oscar becomes a somnambulist and vents his frustrations against Felix while sleepwalking.

An attractive divorcee (Mariette Hartley) creates a feud between Jerry and Howard when she starts dating both of them.

Max must prove to the Chief that he's the real Max when KAOS makes a duplicate of him.

Ralph and Alice argue over an actress' name; Ralph invites the bus company president to dinner.

Bilko sees a rich GI as a ticket to saloon ownership.

Guests: Paul Lynde and Peggy Lee.

Dobie spreads a rumor that Zelda's family will be rich.

Mr. Conklin finds a letter from the school board to the previous principal chastising him for his tyrannical rule. Fearing trouble for himself, he institutes a spare the rod policy that fails miserably.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

Michelle is princess for a day at Walt Disney World and runs away.

Jesse and Joey have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot Center; Danny proposes to Vicky.

The gang sneaks into a summer camp to return the pet rabbit that Michelle stole.

D.J. violates her dad's curfew when she falls asleep in Steve's apartment; Michelle is hard pressed to complete a school assignment.

A gypsy tearoom owner believes that Davy can help her daughter reach stardom.

A gypsy tribe wants the singers to steal a jewel-encrusted statuette.

Profiling turkeys and snakes.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Jesse and Rebecca face the prospect of punishing their children for the first time.

Stephanie's new friend, Mickey, pressures her into picking up the smoking habit.

Jesse inherits a San Francisco nightclub and learns a thing or two about opening a new business.

Jan receives a locket from an unknown admirer and all the Bradys are curious about who sent it.

Greg is obsessed with becoming a big league pitcher after receiving encouragement from Don Drysdale.

Greg and Marcia are left in charge of the rest of the clan when Mike and Carol go out for the evening.

Marcia's slumber party plans may be laid to rest when the school principal (E.G. Marshall) calls her parents.

The castaways make a silent movie in the hopes that it will be discovered by someone who will rescue them.

Gilligan and the Skipper hear a radio broadcast telling of the collapse of the Howell financial empire.

Two Russian cosmonauts go off course and land in the lagoon. The castaways see this as an opportunity to leave the island, but their visitors have other plans.

The Skipper accidentally creates a radio receiver in Gilligan's mouth.

A troublemaking recruit transferred to Sgt. Carter's platoon selects Gomer as his "patsy.".

Gomer, thinking he's been a "goldbrick," refuses to accept part of his pay.

Sgt. Carter is tormented by the fact that no matter how hard he "rides" Gomer, the recruit still likes him.

In revenge for fouling up an exercise, Carter pits Gomer against the "Dragon Lady.".

Jethro gives up his ambition of becoming a brain surgeon to take on the perils and pleasures of an international spy.

A rival banker spirits the Clampetts' millions from Milburn Drysdale's loving care.

Drysdale's ordeal with Granny continues, as she insists on seeing her share of Jed's fortune.

An oil company executive spends a strange honeymoon in a mountain cabin in Beverly Hills.

After winning a $3 million lottery, a generous man wants Harry to find someone who can use the money.

After being suspended, a computer whiz gets revenge by gaining access to his school's computer system.

The Volunteer Fathers organization finally links Bull up with a son, but Bull's co-workers soon discover that things are not what they seem with the young boy.

Harry is brought before the judicial ethics committee when it appears he has been consorting with a hooker.

Carla transforms herself into what she thinks is Eddie's ideal woman.

Frasier and Lilith hire Norm as their interior decorator after firing a renowned designer.

Cliff wires himself to an electric shock device to improve his personality.

Sam considers sky diving out of a plane in order to impress Rebecca.

A rather embarrassing operation leads to romance between Carol and her doctor. Everyone questions the relationship due to the new couple's age disparity.

Bob suffers an inferiority attack when a test reveals that Emily's IQ is higher than his.

Bob decides to meet the rising cost of living by raising his rates. But the members of his therapy group revolt when he picks the most inappropriate moment to tell them.

Bob turns out to be an uncooperative patient when Emily makes an appointment for them to see a marriage counselor (Katherine Helmond).

Smart and 99 face a firing squad when they try to restore the deposed president of a foreign country.

KAOS marks Smart for death when he is the only one who can spot one of their agents.

After escaping from prison, a former partner of Hammer's (David Rasche) challenges him to an old-fashioned duel. Jack Thibeau guest stars.

In this parody of the film "Dog Day Afternoon," Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) are held hostage by a pair of desperate bank robbers.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

Medicine is misplaced by Ozzie.

Ozzie urges David to stand up for his rights.

Mary accepts a date with the newspaper columnist who interviews her.

Lou must decide who should get his old job when he is promoted to program manager.

When Rhoda's parents visit Minneapolis, her mother confides that their marriage is on the rocks.

Laverne and Shirley quit their jobs at the brewery and join the WACs.

The roommates take part in an Army experiment and find it is not as easy as they thought.

Mr. Shotz insists that the girls make their act patriotic or they're out of the annual talent show.

Laverne and Shirley learn that everyone at the brewery must undergo psychological examinations.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

Mama sets out to get even with an April Fools' Day prankster.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited.

Julie's aunt (Carol Channing) and her friend (Betty White) compete for a man; two wine-tasters (Leslie Uggams, Robert Guillaume) discover each other; a couple divorces for tax purposes.

A man dresses as a woman to chase a girl he loves; a long-wed couple rediscover each other; a detective falls for the woman he tails.

Ernest Trimble insists that he's not as perfect as his bride says he is, and urges her to find one fault.

Battling spouses have separate social lives.

Lisa says that she forgives her husband Howard for "straying," but he never did.

Aggie and Gary Holmes can't agree on whether or not they want to move from their apartment.

Mike gets in trouble with Sam when he orders a copy machine against his father's wishes.

The people of Mayberry shun Howard when he "turns traitor" while on a TV panel show.

Mayberry's town council decides to let three school students take on key civic offices as a practical lesson.

Sam has doubts about recommending Millie as a director for the church play.

Michelle wants Danny to stop treating her like a baby, so she tries to act grown-up.

The opening of Jesse's new club is marked by a comical series of mishaps.

Michelle takes drastic action after her mail-order toy turns out to be a dud.

Stephanie and Kimmy (Andrea Barber) plot to catch Steve (Scott Weinger) in the act of cheating on D.J.

The Bradys think Alice is planning to elope with Sam and begin planning a party for her.

Jody must clip French's whiskers to get into a club.

Danny's nervous about meeting Kathy's father. Guest: William Demarest.

Donna tosses a birthday party for young David.

Robbie (Don Grady), intending to break off his romance with Katie, ends up proposing and setting a wedding date.

Prospective groom Robbie undergoes a complete inspection by his fiancee's family and sorority sisters.

Lucy works at a Chinese laundry after damaging their delivery truck.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

Lucy tries to get Tennessee Ernie to go home by pleading poverty.

Lucy and Ethel, tired of being "golf widows," decide to take up basketball.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Mary organizes a poker party to compensate for Lou's spoiled trip to Las Vegas.

Richie places freedom of the press above friendship when he plans to expose Fonzie's phobia.

Laverne and Shirley pack their bags for a tropical paradise vacation.

A daughter meets her long-lost father (Dan Rowan); a teenager (Kim Richards) pursues Gopher; a shrewd woman falls for a married man.

An actor woos a producer (Susan Lucci); a psychologist's group creates havoc; Doc and his nephew (Willie Aames) argue over a woman.

Granny suffers from homesickness -- until two old friends, Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs, arrive.

Spring tonic time brings the Countess von Holstein back for another visit with the Clampetts.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Fred accidentally fires an antique gun and fears the worst when his neighbor doesn't answer.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

As George prepares to open his third dry-cleaning store, the Jeffersons move to an expensive East Side apartment.

Mike and Gloria teach Edith how husbands and wives can "fight fairly" with each other.

Victoria and Melanie try to adjust to Joy moving out; Bob tries to impress Joy's mother; Elka struggles to break up with Victoria's father.

The cast and crew discuss their favorite episodes, bloopers and behind-the-scenes moments from the past six seasons of the series.

Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

Sam is drawn to both a mother (Sandahl Bergman) and daughter.

Woody feels inadequate and defects to the competition on the eve of a drink-mixing contest.

Tony brings his fare, a child who wants to be an actor, to meet Bobby for some pointers; Bobby is jealous of the Iowa newcomer's acting success.

Felix selects a grave site and entrusts Oscar with the down payment.