KDIT-CD

Alice disagrees with Ralph and Ed's choice of a political candidate; what Ralph thought was a costume party turns out to be a formal affair for his boss.

While Hall is away, the officers club is turned into a casino.

Guests include Pat Carroll and Jack Jones.

To win her sister, Dobie transforms Dr. Burkhardt.

Thanks to Conklin's lousy management of the athletic budget, the baseball team's season opener might be canceled. Miss Brooks and others take school valuables to the local pawn shop to hock for the needed funds.

On his 45th birthday, Willie (Max Wright) feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go sky diving. Guest star: Joe Namath.

ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn (Andrea Elson) a Ferrari.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Davy falls for a girl who can only attend chaperoned parties.

The boys dramatize history to help a girl pass a test.

Visiting a primate sanctuary.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

The Bradys face a medical crisis when the children come down with measles.

Marcia enters her new dad in a newspaper contest for father of the year, but gets herself grounded for breaking house rules to make the late-night deadline.

The Brady children fight over what to get with their trading stamps.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

The castaways discover that Gilligan has been keeping a secret diary.

Gilligan puts skipper on a crash diet after they plan on joining the Navy when they are rescued.

The castaways find a crate of magician's props. They each decide to learn one of the tricks and put on a show.

A famous painter, who has renounced civilization, visits the island.

Election time becomes complicated for Richie when he has a crush on a girl campaigning for Stevenson.

The boys find trouble when they search for dates for the upcoming dance.

Richie decides to interview Buffalo Bob Smith and Howdy Doody for the school newspaper.

To earn some money, Richie, Potsie, and Ralph advertise as handymen and agree to fix the fence of an attractive young divorcee.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.

A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.

Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.

Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.

A hockey goalie's (Jay Thomas) game slumps when he begins dating Carla.

Carla blames herself for goalie Eddie LeBec's poor game performance.

Sam and Diane agree to allow each other one last fling before they get married.

Cliff's plans to sue the owner of a dog that bit him become secondary when he meets the woman to whom the dog belongs.

Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him.

Bob finds it extremely difficult to tell his mother that he loves her.

Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

Carol tries to get Bob to approve her moving in with her new boyfriend, Roger, who has just separated from his wife. Bob refuses, telling Carol that she will have to make her own decision.

Max and 99 are the prey as they are pursued by a KAOS agent on a Caribbean island.

Max and 99 try to trap a KAOS agent who forges famous paintings.

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Thieves use TV ideas; guest Jake LaMotta.

A matchmaker pairs local people with stars.

Gomer has trouble convincing his buddies that a movie star he met invited them all to her house for a barbecue.

Carter's squad has been losing competitions to Sgt. Hacker, until they find a winner.

Gomer mans a Marine recruiting booth and signs up a fugitive bank robber.

Gomer is upset after he poses for fun pictures on the beach which are later altered and appear in a men's magazine showing Gomer surrounded by women.

Carter tries to get rid of Gomer by arranging his transfer to the band.

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant that is really a front for a gambling house.

A pair of ambulance chasers tries to maneuver Gomer and Carter into a false damage suit.

Carter and Duke get clipped in a poker game by a card shark and they attempt to expose him.

Carter is ecstatic when he learns Gomer's enlistment will soon be done.

Lou-Ann Poovie, the Marines' favorite nightclub singer, returns to town.

Gomer's penchant for Welsh rarebit causes him to tell off Carter while sleepwalking.

A nightclub owner is determined to get Gomer to sing in his establishment every night.

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump, and then suffers conscience pangs.

Gomer, entrusted to date the colonel's daughter, loses her at a go-go club.

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief.

Carter and Gomer conduct a frantic search for a live mortar shell that Gomer misplaced.

When Lou-Ann is about to be fired as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.

Aunt Bee objects to Carter's attitude toward Gomer during a radio interview.

Gomer is panic-stricken when he discovers that his face will be on the new Marine recruiting poster instead of Carter's.

When a female Marine begins to chase Gomer, it threatens his romance with Lou-Ann Poovie. Guest star: Carol Burnett.

A visiting congressman befriends Gomer and suggests that his commanding officer promote him to corporal.

Gomer dreams that Carter will propose to Bunny.

Carter halfheartedly enters Gomer to represent his platoon in the base talent contest.

When Gomer becomes separated from his sightseeing tour group, he finds himself in the president's office.

A young boy, who pretends he is lost, dupes Carter and Gomer into treating him to a day on the town.