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Alex falls in love with Jim's old girlfriend, who shows up at the garage hoping to rekindle their romance.

Felix and Oscar remember when Felix photographed his fiancee for a Playboy centerfold.

Bob strikes out against a friend's fear of falling, but succumbs to the same phobia himself when he is subjected to a harrowing experience in an elevator.

Smart is down and out and KAOS tries to buy him from his former employers.

Ralph has to change his sleeping habits when he works the night shift; Ralph loses Alice's money in a jelly bean contest.

While in Mexico, Bilko and his three friends lose their uniforms to bank robbers.

Nancy Wilson and Mickey Rooney guest star in this episode, which features a meeting between incoming and outgoing First Ladies, an awkward audition, and the movie spoof Kids Town.

Dunky tells a girl that Dobie is an alcoholic.

Mrs. Davis describes Mr. Whipple as an impoverished man who hasn't eaten in 10 days, so the gang descends on Whipple's home with food and clothes, unaware that he's actually a multi-millionaire who's simply been on a 10-day diet.

Kate decides it is time for Betty Jo to put down the books and set out to find a significant other.

Ann lands a job as a dancing chicken for a restaurant; after an altercation with her boss, she finds herself stuck in her costume on a country road.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Michelle sets out to prove everyone wrong when she enters the Downhill Derby race.

The column Peter is writing for the school newspaper is a profitable venture.

Bill thinks his discipline caused the twins' allergy.

When Rusty's Cub Scout pack is in need of a den mother, Rusty asks Danny to volunteer for the job.

Donna fights City Hall to save a carob tree.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

A computer matches Mike and Sally with others.

Kim gets a job as a sales clerk in a dress shop.

Lucy and Harry decide to go it alone instead of double dating with Viv and Eddie.

Ricky misleads Lucy into thinking he knows all the answers to a radio quiz show; she gets them booked onto the next broadcast. When Ricky reveals the truth, Lucy tries to sneak a peek at the questions in advance but things backfire on her scheme.

After taking so long to get dressed that they miss a dinner with his new boss, Ricky puts Lucy on a strict schedule. On a follow-up dinner with Ricky's boss and his wife, the women give the men a taste of what it's like to be on a schedule.

Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.

When Bess Lindstrom's boyfriend meets Mary, he falls madly in love with her.

Potsie fixes Richie up with Mary Lou Mulligan, who has a questionable reputation.

Laverne and Shirley have to run an obstacle course in order to qualify for police work.

A nun meets a man she knew before her vows; a doctor wants to keep his profession a secret; an overdone joke may see Gopher wed.

Julie advises a shy friend; Vicki and a boy hide a stowaway; a man warns the crew to leave his wife alone.

Jed is promoted to the position of bank vice president in order for him to participate in an interbank skeet shoot.

An authority on American history finds evidence that Jed's ancestors preceded the Mayflower to America.

Mama discovers a stranger has been buried next to her husband.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Fred tries to transform Esther's appearance to win a beauty contest so that her husband gives him the prize money.

Despite Lamont's objections, Fred opens a Japanese restaurant in his living room.

Archie and Edith travel to upstate New York to attend the wedding of her cousin Maude's daughter.

Archie appears on TV in a rebuttal over an editorial for gun control he saw on the local news. While celebrating his accomplishment, the Bunkers are held up by a pair of thugs at Kelsey's bar who saw his report.

Elka tries to teach Mamie how to flirt; Joy likes the idea of male pet-owners; Victoria is interviewed by her daughter.

Melanie becomes embroiled in an office love triangle; Joy learns something about Sean; Victoria is insecure about dating a movie star; Elka and Mamie have a run-in with the law.

Rob and Laura try to find a home for an ugly mutt from the dog pound.

Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune seem dashed when he gets an old desk.

Sam stands to lose the bar to an old friend because of a bet that he would marry Jacqueline Bisset before a certain date.

Sam's machismo offends a Boston reporter doing a story on the singles scene.

Louie is worried his blind girlfriend will no longer love him if her surgery to restore her sight is successful.

Felix and Oscar's bowling team is pitted against the Kingpins in a championship game.

Bob's memory is taxed to the limit when he forgets that April 15th is the Federal income tax deadline, and also the date of the Hartleys' seventh wedding anniversary.

Max and 99 must stop a KAOS scheme to plant explosives in foreign consulates.

When Alice sends Ralph out for potato salad, a number of characters arrive at the Kramdens' apartment while she decorates the Christmas tree.

Bilko tries to give Hall's career a boost.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

To win a girl, Dobie becomes a quarterback.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone blames ALF. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF calls the president to address his concerns about nuclear weapons. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Mike helps a toy designer being replaced by computers.

A rival group's manager kidnaps the Monkees. George: Vic Tayback.

Introducing young viewers to owls.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Greg tries a new hair tonic just before graduation he bought to help his little brother, but it turns his hair orange.

A widower with three sons marries a widow with three daughters.

The children read an item in an advice column and are sure it was written by their parents.

Cindy's dilemma: Having to decide whether to invite her mother or new stepfather to her school play because of the school's undersized auditorium. It becomes too much for her to decide, so she schemes to drop out of the play.

Gilligan meets a jungle boy and the castaways try to teach him English.

Angry because the men haven't kept their promise to build them private houses, the women move away.

The castaways have an unexpected visitor: a surfer from Hawaii who came in on a tsunami.

A gorilla is enchanted by Mrs. Howell's perfume and kidnaps her.

Richie and Potsie pool their funds for a sporty 1950 convertible that proves to be all show and no go.

Potsie wrangles Richie an invitation to his first bachelor party.

Richie and Potsie sneak out of the house to watch Fonzie in an illegal drag race.

Richie volunteers to forgo a rock concert date to run his father's hardware store for the first time.

Lucy is torn between wanting to spend the weekend fox hunting and her jealousy of a blonde.

Ricky's tour calls for Paris as the next stop, but Lucy wants to go to Scotland.

Lucy plans to uncover Parisian artistic talent and meets an artist of "notes.".

While in Paris, Lucy spots someone she thinks is Charles Boyer.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.

Christine (Markie Post) goes to her opponent's office to confront him on his vicious campaign tactics.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Nick, rejected by his new wife, attempts to regain Carla's love.

Norm learns he is being promoted to a job requiring him to fire other employees.

Diane secretly hopes that Sam will prevent her from taking off to Europe with Frasier.

Carla finds the perfect replacement for Diane, who is traveling through Europe.

After striking up a friendly conversation while waiting in line at the bank, Bob is held hostage when the man -- suspected of robbing the bank -- hides out in his office.

Bob offers to help Carol's husband, Larry, with his travel agency. In return, Larry turns the psychologist's reception area into a mini-Polynesian village.

Bob offers sound psychological advice to his wife and his therapy group on how to handle anger. Then he proceeds to lose his temper when dealing with a garage mechanic.

Hot baby news is the order of the day when Carol announces that she's expecting a baby. Then Emily drops her bombshell and Bob nearly comes unglued at the prospect of becoming a father.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS computer that's intercepting all CONTROL's messages.

KAOS builds the world's smartest robot to kidnap a scientist.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

Toody opposes Muldoon for club president.

An elderly gang copies a previous crime.

After Andy gets married, Aunt Bee must decide whether or not to keep house for the widower Sam Jones.

Sam helps Goober get a date for the Harvest Ball, and wishes he hadn't.

Sam, Millie, Howard and Emmett help an old friend to keep his business open.

Howard is asked to write an original poem for the state literary magazine.

Goober falls for a girl, in more ways than one.

Millie goes to New York to pursue a modeling career.

Mike learns that most of his friends will be at a girl's birthday party instead of his.

A Russian farm expert visits Mayberry.

When Mike flunks an arithmetic test, it threatens a vacation to California.

Palm Springs lifestyles impress the gang.

Goober's protective instinct flares when his teenage niece comes to visit.

An old man comes to the farm claiming that he can find water with a dowsing stick.

Aunt Bee's Garden Club takes action against a planned road through Mayberry.

Millie hesitantly joins Sam, Howard and a friend on a camping trip.

Millie and the town gossip are rivals for the honor of riding the town float.

Goober sets out to win an oil company contest to vacation in Hawaii.

Millie's new job is in a bookie joint.

Mike volunteers to take care of Howard's talking mynah bird, and then loses it.

Howard tries to get his friends to take sensitivity training.

Goober opens a new gas station and Howard finds a dinosaur skeleton under it.

Townsfolk are uncomfortable in spring pageant roles.

Emmett buys a toupee, but is ashamed to admit it.

Best-dressed Millie is the county's fashion arbiter.

Howard is ashamed to learn that the nephew he has been bragging about to his friends is a school dropout.

House-sitting Goober pretends a mansion is his.