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Mechanic Latka Gravas faces deportation unless he marries a U.S. citizen.

Oscar blames Felix for his developing ulcer.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Max, 99 and Harry Hoo are left on a deserted Pacific island to look for a mysterious murderer.

The Kramdens and the Nortons go on vacation together; the girls want to go to Atlantic City, but the boys decide on Fred's Landing.

Bilko holds a poker game in a dummy space chamber.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Nancy Wilson.

Experimental pills make Maynard super-strong.

Miss Brooks sends a message to Mr. Boynton that two can live as cheaply as one when Mr. Conklin has a room for rent.

After selling a painting, Uncle Joe thinks he's on the road to success.

With Ann's help, her agent revives his comedy career.

D.J. and Stephanie refuse to share a room any longer; Danny is forced to play mediator.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

When Bobby makes an idol out of Jesse James, Mike and Carol are asked to meet with his principal.

A movie star is ready to give up her career if Bill will marry her.

Danny makes a special trip home on his birthday, but Terry and Rusty seem to have forgotten the occasion.

A newspaper quiz makes trouble for Alex and Donna.

Robbie has a spat with his girl while baby-sitting for friends and has to take the baby home with him.

Two tomboys -- a female engineer and a member of a girls hockey team -- prove tough to handle for Steve and Chip.

Lucy must pass a driving test when she discovers her license has expired.

Lucy convinces a reformed safecracker to get Mr. Mooney out of a locked vault.

Sad Lucy wanders off while her surprise party waits.

Lucy tries everything to get a larger apartment.

Rob must choose a Cleopatra for a community theater production.

Rhoda and Mary fly to New York for Rhoda's younger sister's wedding.

Fonzie shocks Richie and his friends when he announces marriage plans.

Laverne goes to Chicago to try out for a role in "West Side Story.".

Gopher's aunt fears disclosures about her money; an employee leaves his son with Stubing; a marriageable woman eyes two men.

Julie falls for a veterinarian; a divorced couple must share quarters; Vicki is offered a part in a TV series.

Elly May decides to enter a beauty competition to become the queen of Beverly Hills, with some help from Miss Jane and the Drysdales; when Granny hears about the race, she wants to enter as well.

Still trying to get his hands on the Clampett millions, Lafe pays a return visit, ostensibly to give Granny a pawpaw tree.

Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning.

Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day.

Fred thinks that all his furniture has been stolen when Lamont and Esther send it out to be upholstered.

Fred debates competing in a Redd Foxx look-alike contest in town.

A provocative kiss sparks a feud between Archie and his liberal daughter, Gloria.

Archie surprises everyone when he comes home from work bearing gifts and good cheer.

The women take the depressed dog to a pet therapist, who blames them for his bad behavior.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

In this pilot for what turned out to be "The Dick Van Dyke Show," Rob tries to tell his son what he does at work.

Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a baby sitter while they go to a party at Alan Brady's penthouse.

A forged letter leads Diane to believe she can make it as a ballerina.

After Diane refuses his proposal once again, Sam loses his temper and finds himself charged with assault and battery.

Finances dictate either John or his new wife drop out of college.

Felix volunteers his and Oscar's services to take care of a small boy.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

Max and 99 are assigned a suicide mission to destroy a KAOS computer.

Ralph wants to take out a loan to buy a hot-dog stand.

Bilko uses his gambling expertise on the Wacs.

Guests include Flip Wilson and Vikki Carr.

The FBI asks Maynard to help trap two spies.

Miss Brooks gets a hungry burglar a job in school cafeteria.

Betty Jo has finally met a man she likes, but he seems more interested in tinkering on cars than he is working on a romance.

Ann is stuck in a faucet just before opening night.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Marcia is dumped by the campus hero because her nose is swollen from an accident.

The apartment manager won't let the twins keep a stray dog.

Rusty and Terry do their best to make Danny's fiancee change her mind.

Alex and Donna have second thoughts about selling their home.

Robbie learns how bothersome a brother can be when Chip and a friend break up his date with a pretty girl.

Robbie has a wonderful time going steady with two girls simultaneously, until the ladies compare notes.

Lucy travels to Colorado to enroll Craig in the Air Force Academy.

Lucy agrees to go on an early morning duck hunt to impress a blind date.

A matchmaking enterprise that Lucy and Ethel concoct backfires.

Lucy buys some furniture against Ricky's orders and has to pay for it herself.

A phantom burglar pillages the Petrie home and baffles the police.

Lou tells the newsroom gang that he and his wife are seeing a marriage counselor.

Fonzie, Potsie, Ralph and a burglar cause pandemonium in the Cunningham house while Richie is sick in bed with the flu.

The girls recall the problems they faced upon becoming roommates.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding, a search for a creature, a teacher's romance and Julie's replacement.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding, a search for a creature, a teacher's romance and Julie's replacement.

Lafe Crick brings his son, Dub, to Beverly Hills to court Elly May.

The Clampetts embark on an unusual fishing trip -- at the famed Marineland of the Pacific.

Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella).

The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson.

Grady tries an ancient magic trick and shackles Fred to Esther.

Seeking Donna's sympathy, Fred decides to prolong his temporary deafness.

Henry Jefferson's station in life is taking a giant step upward and Archie is filled with mixed emotions about the situation.

When Edith sends in a box top to get back 25 cents and the quarters start rolling in, Archie wants to overlook the computer error.

Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple; Elka has a political rival.

The women fly to Los Angeles; Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert; Victoria grows nervous; Joy meets a man.

Laura turns herself into a blonde femme fatale when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.

Laura matches her pharmacist cousin with Rob's co-writer, Sally, for a dinner party with disastrous results.

To save his friend money, Norm helps Sam obtain a copy of the expensive engagement ring that Diane chose.

When Carla's ex-husband, Nick, and his wife, Loretta, have marital problems, Loretta turns to Carla for advice.

Bobby is distraught when a Bronx cab driver he has been dating joins the Sunshine Cab Co. to be closer to him.

Felix's pet parrot takes a turn for the worse, and Oscar offers to handle the burial arrangements.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Max and 99 are discovered as CONTROL agents while investigating a circus.

Alice disagrees with Ralph and Ed's choice of a political candidate; what Ralph thought was a costume party turns out to be a formal affair for his boss.

While Hall is away, the officers club is turned into a casino.

Guests include Pat Carroll and Jack Jones.

To win her sister, Dobie transforms Dr. Burkhardt.

Thanks to Conklin's lousy management of the athletic budget, the baseball team's season opener might be canceled. Miss Brooks and others take school valuables to the local pawn shop to hock for the needed funds.

On his 45th birthday, Willie (Max Wright) feels unfulfilled, so ALF suggests he go sky diving. Guest star: Joe Namath.

ALF sells parts of his spaceship to buy Lynn (Andrea Elson) a Ferrari.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Davy falls for a girl who can only attend chaperoned parties.

The boys dramatize history to help a girl pass a test.

Visiting a primate sanctuary.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

The Bradys face a medical crisis when the children come down with measles.

Marcia enters her new dad in a newspaper contest for father of the year, but gets herself grounded for breaking house rules to make the late-night deadline.

The Brady children fight over what to get with their trading stamps.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

The castaways discover that Gilligan has been keeping a secret diary.

Gilligan puts skipper on a crash diet after they plan on joining the Navy when they are rescued.

The castaways find a crate of magician's props. They each decide to learn one of the tricks and put on a show.

A famous painter, who has renounced civilization, visits the island.

Election time becomes complicated for Richie when he has a crush on a girl campaigning for Stevenson.

The boys find trouble when they search for dates for the upcoming dance.

Richie decides to interview Buffalo Bob Smith and Howdy Doody for the school newspaper.

To earn some money, Richie, Potsie, and Ralph advertise as handymen and agree to fix the fence of an attractive young divorcee.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Harry is shaken up when he receives a death threat then finds a bomb in his chair, and a psychiatric patient claiming to be God roams the halls.

A determined prostitute pursues Harry, much to Lana's disapproval.

Dan is infuriated when he discovers his attractive assistant is dating other men -- including Harry and Bull.

Lana's prescribed medication for a virus results in changed behavior -- and it is Harry who must deal with her overactive libido.

A hockey goalie's (Jay Thomas) game slumps when he begins dating Carla.

Carla blames herself for goalie Eddie LeBec's poor game performance.

Sam and Diane agree to allow each other one last fling before they get married.

Cliff's plans to sue the owner of a dog that bit him become secondary when he meets the woman to whom the dog belongs.

Bob experiences pangs of jealousy when Emily's handsome new tennis instructor comes to see him with an emotional problem, namely, his inability to turn down the women who are all uncontrollably attracted to him.

Bob finds it extremely difficult to tell his mother that he loves her.

Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

Carol tries to get Bob to approve her moving in with her new boyfriend, Roger, who has just separated from his wife. Bob refuses, telling Carol that she will have to make her own decision.

Max and 99 are the prey as they are pursued by a KAOS agent on a Caribbean island.

Max and 99 try to trap a KAOS agent who forges famous paintings.

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Thieves use TV ideas; guest Jake LaMotta.

A matchmaker pairs local people with stars.

Gomer has trouble convincing his buddies that a movie star he met invited them all to her house for a barbecue.

Carter's squad has been losing competitions to Sgt. Hacker, until they find a winner.

Gomer mans a Marine recruiting booth and signs up a fugitive bank robber.

Gomer is upset after he poses for fun pictures on the beach which are later altered and appear in a men's magazine showing Gomer surrounded by women.

Carter tries to get rid of Gomer by arranging his transfer to the band.

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant that is really a front for a gambling house.

A pair of ambulance chasers tries to maneuver Gomer and Carter into a false damage suit.

Carter and Duke get clipped in a poker game by a card shark and they attempt to expose him.

Carter is ecstatic when he learns Gomer's enlistment will soon be done.

Lou-Ann Poovie, the Marines' favorite nightclub singer, returns to town.

Gomer's penchant for Welsh rarebit causes him to tell off Carter while sleepwalking.

A nightclub owner is determined to get Gomer to sing in his establishment every night.

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump, and then suffers conscience pangs.

Gomer, entrusted to date the colonel's daughter, loses her at a go-go club.

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief.

Carter and Gomer conduct a frantic search for a live mortar shell that Gomer misplaced.

When Lou-Ann is about to be fired as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.

Aunt Bee objects to Carter's attitude toward Gomer during a radio interview.

Gomer is panic-stricken when he discovers that his face will be on the new Marine recruiting poster instead of Carter's.

When a female Marine begins to chase Gomer, it threatens his romance with Lou-Ann Poovie. Guest star: Carol Burnett.

A visiting congressman befriends Gomer and suggests that his commanding officer promote him to corporal.

Gomer dreams that Carter will propose to Bunny.

Carter halfheartedly enters Gomer to represent his platoon in the base talent contest.

When Gomer becomes separated from his sightseeing tour group, he finds himself in the president's office.

A young boy, who pretends he is lost, dupes Carter and Gomer into treating him to a day on the town.