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Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

Carol tries to get Bob to approve her moving in with her new boyfriend, Roger, who has just separated from his wife. Bob refuses, telling Carol that she will have to make her own decision.

Max and 99 are the prey as they are pursued by a KAOS agent on a Caribbean island.

Max and 99 try to trap a KAOS agent who forges famous paintings.

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Thieves use TV ideas; guest Jake LaMotta.

A matchmaker pairs local people with stars.

Gomer has trouble convincing his buddies that a movie star he met invited them all to her house for a barbecue.

Carter's squad has been losing competitions to Sgt. Hacker, until they find a winner.

Gomer mans a Marine recruiting booth and signs up a fugitive bank robber.

Gomer is upset after he poses for fun pictures on the beach which are later altered and appear in a men's magazine showing Gomer surrounded by women.

Carter tries to get rid of Gomer by arranging his transfer to the band.

Gomer holds a farewell dinner in a Chinese restaurant that is really a front for a gambling house.

A pair of ambulance chasers tries to maneuver Gomer and Carter into a false damage suit.

Carter and Duke get clipped in a poker game by a card shark and they attempt to expose him.

Carter is ecstatic when he learns Gomer's enlistment will soon be done.

Lou-Ann Poovie, the Marines' favorite nightclub singer, returns to town.

Gomer's penchant for Welsh rarebit causes him to tell off Carter while sleepwalking.

A nightclub owner is determined to get Gomer to sing in his establishment every night.

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump, and then suffers conscience pangs.

Gomer, entrusted to date the colonel's daughter, loses her at a go-go club.

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief.

Carter and Gomer conduct a frantic search for a live mortar shell that Gomer misplaced.

When Lou-Ann is about to be fired as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.

Aunt Bee objects to Carter's attitude toward Gomer during a radio interview.

Gomer is panic-stricken when he discovers that his face will be on the new Marine recruiting poster instead of Carter's.

When a female Marine begins to chase Gomer, it threatens his romance with Lou-Ann Poovie. Guest star: Carol Burnett.

A visiting congressman befriends Gomer and suggests that his commanding officer promote him to corporal.

Gomer dreams that Carter will propose to Bunny.

Carter halfheartedly enters Gomer to represent his platoon in the base talent contest.

When Gomer becomes separated from his sightseeing tour group, he finds himself in the president's office.

A young boy, who pretends he is lost, dupes Carter and Gomer into treating him to a day on the town.

Gomer has a severe case of stage fright before he is to appear in the Navy Relief show.

Gomer's romance with Lou-Ann is threatened when her disapproving father and ex-fiance both come to town.

Gomer thinks Sgt. Carter has stolen a watch.

Gomer wins a boat in a jingle contest, and Carter offers to pay the upkeep and become part owner.

Con artist Friendly Freddy sells Gomer a pearl ring for Lou-Ann.

After an argument, Carter and Bunny turn their attentions toward Lou-Ann and Gomer.

A Latin American military man, observing Carter's platoon, proposes to overthrow him.

Gomer is assigned to pick up Gen. "Punctual Pete" Prescott, but gets detoured.

Gomer has to fight his conscience when his singing rehearsals excuse him from regular duties.

Gomer returns home to Mayberry and becomes involved in a robbery and manhunt.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Peter's after-school job in the bike shop becomes a personal disaster.

In Indiana, Aunt Fran makes a bid to keep the children.

Danny wants to portray Harry Ruby in a TV special.

Donna and Alex try to arrange a family weekend.

When Ernie sends a thank-you note for the Statue of Liberty, the French government invites the Douglas family to Washington.

Fourth-grader Ernie (Barry Livingston) gets involved with a conniving "older woman" in the sixth grade.

Lucy's bungling disrupts the usually smooth operations at the Air Force Academy.

Lucy and Viv read embezzlement into all of Mr. Mooney's actions.

Lucy and Ethel invite themselves on a rugged camping trip with their spouses.

"Widowed" by a fight night on TV, Lucy and Ethel search for adventure.

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

Lou gives Mary the responsibility of hiring a new sportscaster if she will fire the old one.

Fonzie takes up the bongos to play with Richie's band at an important country club dance.

The girls stand Lenny and Squiggy up for dates with two veterinarians.

A teacher moonlights as an exotic dancer; Isaac's romantic advice backfires; a jewel thief meets a like-minded woman.

Gopher finds a huge sum of money; a folk singer meets a politician from her past; a man tampers with his daughter's love life.

Granny gets her dander up when she confuses a house-to-house insecticide salesman with a critter doctor.

Jane Hathaway comes up with a unique idea to find a wife for Jed.

Mama and Naomi team up for tag-team wrestling.

Iola discovers her handmade gifts to family members are being sold at the Harpers' garage sale.

Janet's former husband shows up as she and Lamont prepare for their wedding day.

Fred becomes a clergyman of the Divine Profit Church to avoid paying taxes.

Mike learns the hard way that games are not always child's play.

Archie suspects that Edith is turning Catholic when she starts wearing a religious medal and attending Mass.

Melanie is pushed into going on a date with Ross Barkley; Joy hides her feelings for Mitch.

The ladies are stuck in the house with some unwanted guests during a super storm; Elka believes the ghost of a murdered woman has returned to seek revenge.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

Sam and Diane play referee when they are invited to dinner by Frasier and Lilith.

Frasier's colleague from his Rhodes scholar days, Dr. Simon Finch-Royce, is a world renowned marriage counselor and is in Boston to accept an honorary degree; Diane asks Finch-Royce to provide a counseling session for her and Sam.

A feisty, rich, but lonely old lady tries to buy Alex's companionship.

Oscar is suspected of foul play when no one seems to be able to find Felix.

Bob's divorced neighbor, Howard Borden, is convinced that his son, Howie (Moosie Drier), doesn't really like him. Later, Howard's ex-wife convinces him that Howie thinks he is the greatest guy in the world.

Max, 99 and Fang go to a pet store which they suspect is a front for KAOS.

Ralph writes a nasty letter to his boss and then scrambles to get it back.

Bilko tries to recoup his gambling losses.

Guests include Nanette Fabray and Michele Lee.

Musk-ox hair oil makes Maynard a ladies' man.

Mr. Conklin initiates a new dress code.

Uncle Joe spreads a rumor of a silver strike has been found in the area as a scheme to get more people to stay at the Shady Rest, and dig his drainage ditch for free.

Ann recalls her high-school days as a meter maid, when she ticketed the mayor's car.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Joey's father is invited to watch him perform in Wayne Newton's Las Vegas show.

When Grandma Hutchins comes to visit, the Brady kids decide to keep her around by matching her up with Grandpa Brady.

French and a friend decide to open a restaurant.

Uncle Tonoose plans a Lebanese-style wedding for Danny.

Jeff gets a black eye for defending his mother.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) demands a trial when Ernie (Barry Livingston) accuses him of taking a valuable penny from his coin collection.

Ernie packs a suitcase after he fails to win a cup for the family trophy shelf.

A tipsy Lucy agrees to marry an old Indian chief.

Lucy and Viv decide that redecorating the living room is a necessity.

The Ricardos have just purchased a new washing machine and, despite their better judgment, agree to sell their old one to the Mertzes; the next day, the old machine explodes with water and suds and the Mertzes insist that the deal is off.

Lucy works her way into Ricky's Cuban number.

Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

Richie has a problem when everyone expects him to get them free tickets for a rock concert.

The girls stage a sit-down strike to protest conditions at the local dog pound.

Stubing's friend (Joan Fontaine) tries to cheer a former lover; the chef quits; an investigator (Bernie Kopell) probes a jewel theft.

A woman falls for a paid escort; Gopher learns about a ghost aboard; Vicki aims for sophistication to attract a boy.

Granny's old-fashioned ways of predicting the weather are pitted against the Weather Bureau's advanced technology.

Beverly Hills' more prominent citizens are more than a little affected when they sample Granny's spring tonic.

Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box.

A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family.

Fearful that his days are numbered, Fred prepares a will and summons everyone to an advance reading.

Fred organizes a protest against a store that discriminates against older citizens.

Edith is going to a christening, the kids are off to a seminar in the mountains, and Archie is headed for a weekend of trouble.

Gloria feels insulted when Mike is turned on by her new black wig she had bought from the department store.

The ladies are surprised by how they are portrayed in a play that was written and directed by Elka.

Joy decides to reveal her feelings to Mitch, but a dating coach gets in the way; Victoria is smitten by a screenwriter.

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

When Sam's goddaughter (Cady McClain) moves to Boston to attend college, Sam asks Woody to show her around town.

Things are not exactly as they seem when Norm announces that he's been hired by a prestigious Boston accounting firm.

Tony and Bobby's friendship comes to an end when Bobby allows Tony's prized pet fish to die.

After turning down the role of Scrooge in a Christmas play, Oscar kicks Felix out of the apartment.

Bob wants to watch football every Monday night, but Emily says that's unfair because other activities keep the couple busy every other night of the week, leading to an all-night argument that ends only when the two participants become exhausted.

Only Max knows who has the secret plans needed to keep a reactor from exploding.

Ralph sees baby clothes Alice made for some extra money and thinks they're having a baby, so he gets a job as a Santa Claus to make enough cash to support a family.

Bilko refuses to reveal why he bought an empty store.

Ken Berry and Nanette Fabray join in tonight's episode; Carol plays a dowdy secretary discouraging some glamorous temp applicants, and the movie spoof Flight 13 To Nowhere.

Winner Dobie thinks Chatsworth rigged a drawing.

Miss Brooks must present an award to a dim-witted student, or his father will cancel the big barbecue that she and Mr. Boynton are invited to.

Uncle Joe tries to rig a talent contest he is promoting, in order to assure that one of his nieces will win.

Ann sees her life pass before her eyes as she flies over Vermont in a light plane.

D.J. learns a valuable lesson when she decides to go on a crash diet.

Jesse has second thoughts about his engagement when his old girlfriend re-enters his life.

Danny's new girlfriend (Debra Sandlund) has a mischievous 11-year-old son (Jordan Christopher Michael).

A love letter intended for D.J. falls into the wrong hands and gets passed around the house.

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

A grandfatherly Chinese (Keye Luke) "adopts" the twins.

Terry's decision to quit school and embark on a modeling career forces Danny to get sneaky.

Donna agrees to take a group of boys camping.

An unknown double nearly wrecks Robbie's reputation.

Robbie loses his driving privileges after the campus beauty queen gets a ticket while driving his car.

Lucy, Harry and the kids ride the rapids on the Colorado River.

Lucy institutes a rigorous training program for the women's volunteer fire department.

Lucy and Ethel buy their own dress shop.

Lucy wangles the star role in a revue on the promise that Ricky will emcee.

Rob unwittingly describes Laura as a "nut" on TV.

Mary's ex-boyfriend gets a job in the newsroom.

Richie irritates his friends with his new image when he gets his own radio show.

The gang tries to raise money to save Frank's annual Pizza Bowl dinner for less-fortunate men.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

Invited to the dignified groundbreaking for a new bank, the Clampetts confuse the event with an old-fashioned barn raising.

Two Beverly Hills tycoons continue to probe the mysterious doings of inscrutable financial wizard, J.D. Clampett.

A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba.

When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice.

Fred hits a lucky gambling streak when he and Lamont need money to buy the Sanford Arms.

Fred traces his background and is told he is Jewish and a descendant of King Solomon.

Archie and Edith celebrate their 35th wedding anniversary by going on a second honeymoon.

Archie is robbed by a young man while driving the cab. He plans to press charges, but has second thoughts when the mans wealthy father pays him a visit.

Victoria's son visits, even though she always forgets him; Joy and Mitch contemplate their compatibility.

In an animated episode, the women endure dodgy beauty treatments, zombies, and a Cleveland that celebrates LeBron James.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

When Woody's parents insist that their son return to Indiana to escape the decadence of Boston, the gang produces a home movie to refute their claims.

Diane, who has always wanted to be a writer, is offered to have one of her novels published; can Diane can combine her work with marriage?

Louie promises to turn over a new leaf when he fears he may die during an operation.

When $50 is missing from the poker bank, Felix suspects Oscar of taking the money.