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Guests: Steve Lawrence and Carol Channing.

Dobie runs for class president; guest Warren Beatty.

Two thieves who have stolen expensive women's clothing hide from the police in Madison High and trick Miss Brooks into thinking the clothes are hers for an advertising campaign.

Charley decides it's time to quit as engineer of the Cannonball when the citizens of Hooterville seem too busy to spend anytime with him.

Ann sees film of Ruth kissing a man.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

Models advise Cissy on a makeover.

Danny and Kathy's honeymoon in Las Vegas is almost ruined by his popularity.

Alex must judge a beautiful-baby contest.

To end squabbles over what program to watch, Uncle Charley decrees no television for a week in the house.

Ernie's (Barry Livingston) bragging about his dad forces Steve (Fred MacMurray) into a grueling cross-country race with other fathers.

Lucy plays "Stump the Band" on the Johnny Carson Show.

Lucy is horrified to find that Chris is going steady with Mr. Mooney's son.

A writer doing a series on happily married couples chooses the Ricardos.

A fast-talking "tycoon" tries to sell phony stock to the Ricardos and Mertzes.

French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

Mary learns it is Lou's birthday and decides to surprise him with a party.

When Arnold picks Fonzie to be best man for his wedding to a Japanese bride, the "Fonzie Curse" almost brings an end to the event.

Laverne seeks Shirley's help in developing a more demure personality.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.

Granny suffers pangs of professional jealousy after Jed receives an honorary doctor's degree from Greely College.

Snobbish Mrs. Drysdale makes yet another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills.

Mama pretends to have a banquet date so Iola won't stay home.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Archie tries to get Irene Lorenzo a job as a bookkeeper at his plant.

Gloria is in a state of shock after Mike unveils his plans for the Stivic family.

Joy helps Melanie convince Jenna to attend medical school; Victoria obsesses about a nude scene; Elka takes Lance, the "Councilman for the Day," under her wing.

When Melanie feels smothered by Jack, she gets Frankie's help; Victoria's father visits with an announcement; Elka fights off Alex's advances.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

While Norm paints Evan's house, Rebecca sneaks a look at his bedroom -- and is trapped when he comes home unexpectedly.

Carla seeks help from Frasier when her fear of flying leads Eddie, who is working out of town, to believe she is ashamed of his job.

When the vending-machine girl reveals her hidden desire to meet Louie, Alex introduces them.

Oscar wins a playful $1,000 bet with an 11-year-old neighbor in an arm-wrestling match, and the child pays with cash.

Bob's routine is disrupted when when Emily decides to take a full-time job with the Board of Education. After a night out drinking with Mr. Carlin, a tipsy Bob shares his concerns with Emily.

KAOS plants a bomb in Max's apartment to kill a visiting scientist.

A neighbor stores food in dieting Ralph's apartment; Alice tries to match up her girlfriend with one of Ralph's co-workers.

Hall wants the gambling stopped at Fort Baxter.

Guests: Peggy Lee and Dom DeLuise.

Dobie takes up boxing to impress Thalia.

After seeing Conklin with literature from Alcoholics Anonymous, people think he has a problem.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Peter competes with a snob for a debutante's heart.

A dance studio tricks the group into signing lifetime membership contracts.

Profiling flamingos.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

The Bradys are surprised when Peter explains that he saved a girl's life.

When Cindy accidentally gives away Marcia's diary, Marcia decides to exclude her younger sister from her life.

Little ghosts begin haunting the Brady house when their parents decide to move.

Mike and Carol settle an argument about who has the easier job by switching roles.

The exiled president of a revolution-torn country visits the island.

A rocket bound for Mars lands on the island.The castaways hope to use it to get off the island.

Gilligan has the winning ticket for a South American sweepstakes.

The Professor concludes the island is sinking from bamboo poles he set in the lagoon.

To please his sergeant, Gomer makes a heroic effort to conquer the obstacle course.

To the consternation and dismay of Sgt. Carter, Gomer sneaks a girl into the barracks.

Despite Sgt. Carter's protests, Gomer adopts a pet skunk.

Gomer attempts to give a straight-laced lady Marine officer a make-over.

Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland to join the U.S. Marines.

Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with the Clampetts.

In one of her periodic campaigns to get Jed married, Granny secretly summons an old and marriageable acquaintance.

Mrs. Drysdale tries to enlist Jed's support for the struggling Beverly Hills Ballet Company.

Billie has a shock when her boyfriend is brought before the court for grand larceny on Valentine's day.

An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.

A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father.

A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.

Rebecca gets cold feet after accepting Robin's marriage proposal; Frasier can't stop singing.

Sam thwarts Robin's (Roger Rees) wedding plans, which include Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

Sam is injured on Valentine's Day; the Doctors Crane get their singles groups together.

When a star pitcher for the Chicago Cubs credits Bob with saving his career, the endorsement brings Bob a new patient, Moose Washburn -- a second-string player whose career is beyond a mere psychologist's help.

Afraid that his practice, as well as his patients, will fall apart if he leaves, Bob keeps resisting Emily's plans for a two-month European cruise.

Recovering from another broken romance, Jerry accepts Bob's invitation to spend a couple of days at his apartment. Bob soon comes to regret his kindness.

Bob's therapy group convinces him to accept an invitation to conduct one of his sessions on television.

The KAOS leader, Siegfried, plans the world's biggest kidnapping scheme.

KAOS blackmails the world by threatening to launch a missile.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

Actress Evelyn Rudie is featured on the classic quiz show.

Ozzie and Harriet invite Nancy Baker over for dinner, hoping she will choose to go to an upcoming dance with David instead of the neighbor's son, Will Thornberry, while David worries more about his football team than anything else.

Harriet finds an old poem supposedly written by Ozzie.

Murray takes on an extra job to earn the money to buy his wife an expensive gift.

After agreeing to baby-sit Bess for a weekend, Mary gets a call from a former boyfriend.

Ted decides to move in when the apartment directly below Mary's becomes available.

An overenthusiastic building inspector threatens Mrs. Babish with a $2,500 fine.

Laverne is convinced that a spy is after a secret formula belonging to the brewery.

Shirley starts spending time with a wealthy, sophisticated older man.

Laverne and Shirley pose as weight-loss counselors at a fat farm.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Greed overtakes Mama when she gets $800 from a malfunctioning bank teller machine.

A man (Gordon Jump) involves crew and passengers in finding a dog to represent his company; guests Catherine Bach, Dirk Benedict, Heather Thomas, Jo Anne Worley, Isabel Sanford, Chuck McCann.