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After getting a "Dear John" letter, Sgt. Carter discovers that the "other man" is Gomer.

A birdwatcher (Wally Cox) endangers Elly's romance; Jethro is hired as Dash Riprock's stunt double.

Jethro is elated, sure he's going to be twice as big a movie star as Dash Riprock, when he lands a job as Dash's double.

Professor Biddle, the meek leader of Biddle's Bird Watchers, guzzles Granny's tonic and turns into a tiger.

Jethro decides he's ready for college and enrolls in the only one that will accept him.

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.

Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.

Rebecca suspects Robin of an ulterior motive after she moves in with him.

Robin (Roger Rees) and Rebecca face criminal charges following an ill-fated corporate takeover attempt.

Sam denies the rumor that he has added Rebecca to his list of "conquests.".

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

Having preached honesty in relationships to his patients, Bob decides to follow his own advice. Immediately he offends two dinner guests and starts an argument with Emily.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

Carol announces that she's going to marry Don Fesler, an unpublished poet with bad feet, and the news brings negative reactions from her friends.

Emily's plans for a wonderful turkey dinner go downhill when Bob's mother (Martha Scott) and Emily's father (John Randolph) begin insulting one another the night before Thanksgiving.

KAOS frustrates CONTROL's every attempt to protect U.S. athletes while at their meets.

KAOS taps CONTROL's hot line and, imitating the president, orders new directives for CONTROL.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Bodybuilders make a special appearance for Groucho Marx.

Thorny's lack of gratitude over a birthday gift confuses Ozzie.

Ann and Don accompany their eloping friends to Connecticut -- and disaster.

Ann almost ruins a surprise birthday party Don has arranged for her.

Rhoda's shy, retiring high-school chum Myrna begins a wild "nonromance" with Joe's best friend.

An old boyfriend whom Rhoda once loved asks her out for dinner.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Rhoda and Brenda take Ida on her very first trip to the doctor.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

Mary's ex-boyfriend gets a job in the newsroom.

Mary promises to find separated Lou a date.

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

Carmine's new comedy act has everyone laughing -- except his friends.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

A woman (Mildred Natwick) tries to marry her brother to a friend (Helen Hayes); a mystery caller bothers a woman; Doc swears off women; a man falls for a protected witness; guest James MacArthur.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

When Biff and Tippy auction off their possessions prior to divorcing, they find each item valuable.

A couple finds that their cabin might contain a lot of cash; Ben and Ruth decide they need help from a marriage counselor.

A wedding date conflicts with a writer's deadline; a baker loses the girl for his cake.

A bachelor becomes an instant family man to qualify for a date with a gorgeous woman.

Goober teaches high-school driver education and collides with the principal's car.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

Mike and Harold have an argument just before the annual fishing trip.

Sam is embarrassed when his bean crop fails and Millie's prospers.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

When Jan develops an allergy, it is feared that she is allergic to her new father.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Relatives clash in the Williams household.

A grateful patient's husband offers Alex an investment.

The baby stirs inside Katie, and Robbie suddenly sheds his youthful ways.

Because he's about to become a grandfather, Steve has an easier time working out a contract with a general.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

Lucy and Ethel try to take a memento of California back to New York with them.

John Wayne helps Lucy return the cement block with his footprints.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

A congresswoman with whom Mary worked on a news show accepts Mary's very casual invitation to dinner.

Fonzie will have nothing more to do with his cousin Chachi after he skips school and cheats on an exam.

The girls regret writing a nasty note to their boss -- after it's been delivered to his office.

Julie falls for a singer (Engelbert Humperdinck); Doc and Gopher vie for an invalid's nurse; a man (Mark Harmon) learns about his boss.

A former film actress (Claire Trevor) meets her daughter; a widow (Arlene Dahl) falls for the ship's engineer; newlyweds predict doom.

Granny, who used to spend 10 hours a day on her party line back home, demands a party-line phone in Beverly Hills.

Granny hopes to win Elly a husband by entering an old family dish in a recipe contest and signing Elly's name to it.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

The gang has reservations about Sam's desire to rehire Rebecca.

Rebecca is upset when the press has a field day with her former rival, who identifies herself as Robin Colcord's true love.

Tired of driving ill-fixed cabs, the cabbies go on strike; Louie offers a solution.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.