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Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star, taking part in TV commercial spoofs; Tim also appears as The Oldest Man -- now working as a dresser for the theatre -- and in a pantomime sketch with Carol.

A French artist's daughter goes after Herbert.

Principal Conklin is unhappy when Walter Denton takes a romantic interest in his daughter.

Kate hears a rumor that Billie Jo had become engaged to Dan Plout, the son of her arch enemy, Selma Plout.

Don breaks his engagement with Ann.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Cindy's favorite doll is missing and the family thinks Bobby has hidden it.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Danny helps an impressive country singer land an engagement at an exclusive supper club. Guest: Judy Canova.

The family hires a housekeeper for fund-raiser Donna.

Katie gives birth to identical triplet sons, and Steve must adjust to the fact that he is a grandfather -- three times over.

The triplets come home from the hospital, but Robbie finds he is unprepared for the attention they are getting.

A diamond cutter (Wally Cox) uses Lucy's home as a secret workshop.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

Lucy, unaccustomed to train travel, envisions intrigue and romance.

When the Ricardos return from Hollywood, Ricky is hailed as a major celebrity.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Phyllis decides Ted would make an ideal candidate for the city council.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph move into a dilapidated, one-bedroom apartment.

The girls discover that they are the dessert to a fancy dinner date.

Show business veterans (Carol Channing, Betty White) eye a publisher; a man meets his ex-wife's fiance; wife abuse concerns Stubing.

Vicki's friend (Danielle Brisebois) has a problem; a man hides his wife from a womanizing boss; a woman bestows kisses upon the crew.

Having failed in their attempt to fleece Jed, two blackmailers turn their attention to Mr. Drysdale.

Jethro shops around for a gorilla when Elly's pet chimpanzee proves too small to relieve him of his household chores.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

The Stivics are shocked when they are told that Archie has joined the ranks of the nation's unemployed.

Archie gets a job as a janitor, but a college graduate that applied for the same position threatens to commit suicide. Archie does his best to keep the man from leaping to his death.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

When Elka disappears the morning of her wedding, Joy, Melanie and Victoria try to put together their memories of the bachelorette party to find the bride.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Lilith and Frasier are shocked to discover that their son is only of average intelligence; Rebecca grows desperate for her jailed lover, Robin (Roger Rees).

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Louie and the cabbies pool all their cash to buy a painting at an auction, planning to cash in big when the artist dies.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.

Bob thinks his chances of winning a doctors' tennis tournament are pretty good until he learns that his doubles partner will be Emily.

KAOS threatens to wipe out the potato crop by dusting from the air.

Ralph breaks a leg in a bus accident; the Kramdens have trouble remembering a movie star's name.

Bilko finds himself caught between a wedding and Army maneuvers.

Guest star Steve Lawrence plays the brilliant Russian director of a play put on by the P.T.A. and a hitman employed by Carol to take out her husband, played by Harvey.

A sacred lion escapes and follows Maynard.

Mr. Conklin tells Miss Brooks to help students after school.

The Army visits Shady Rest to conduct maneuvers, but soldiers are distracted by Kate's daughters.

A defecting Soviet comic throws himself at Ann.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Greg, Peter and Bobby are looking forward to their annual camp out with Mike and Alice. But this time, Carol and the girls are coming along. 'Uh-uh', says the boys, who are sure the girls will ruin their good time.

Buffy deliberately gets poor grades to attract a boy she likes.

Danny helps a principal overcome prejudices.

Donna and Alex realize their children will leave soon.

Robbie decides to quit school in order to work full time, but Steve and a school counselor discourage him.

All the other Douglases come home early when a baby sitter and Ernie take care of the triplets for the first time.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Ricky's new fame leads the Ricardos to consider moving to a larger apartment.

Lucy fills in for Ricky in a rodeo show when Ricky mixes up his engagements.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Mary tries to get Murray's teenage daughter a job at the office.

Joanie shocks the family when she insists on touring with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

An anniversary party in Frank and Edna's shaky trailer surprises everyone.

A police inspector (John Hillerman) searches for a missing passenger; Julie's pal faces facts; a woman (Didi Conn) pickets an ex-beau.

The Harlem Globetrotters challenge the crew; an aunt's portrait haunts a married couple; a student falls for his father's girlfriend.

The Clampetts beg Mr. Drysdale to arrange the return of their gorilla chore-boy, Herby.

Jed runs for smog commissioner when the incumbent stops Granny from cooking up her smog-producing lye soap.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

Archie's pain turns into something more serious as he has to have his gallbladder removed and he is taken to the hospital right away for the operation.

Archie is recuperating from gallbladder surgery and becoming more comfortable with the idea that they fact that his transfusion came from a female West Indian doctor.

Elka must choose among her husband Bobby, Max and Fred; Victoria reaps the benefits of her accidental marriage to Joy.

Victoria is invited to speak on an A-list gay cruise; Melanie runs into her estranged sister; Joy and Victoria face temptation.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Sam clashes with the new owner (Keene Curtis) of the restaurant upstairs; Woody is worried about his girlfriend.

The cabbies conjure up their own outrageous fantasies when Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" leaves an envelope in Tony's cab.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Carol spends Christmas Eve pouring out the disasters of her childhood to Bob and Emily.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko helps a former Army friend get ahead in a large banking house.

Guest: Roddy McDowell, the Jackson Five.

An essay makes Dobie and Maynard consider the future.

Miss Brooks proves she is not qualified to teach first aid.

The Hooterville Volunteer Fire Department Band decides to raise money in order to create an actual fire department in Hooterville.

Ann is an unwitting accomplice to shoplifting.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Mike tries to cure the phone problem in his home by installing a pay phone.

Jody is jealous of attention paid to his Bolivian pen pal.

Terry gets a role in a Shakespearean play at school. Guest: Hans Conried.

Mary's upset when her dream date takes someone else to a dance.

On the rebound after his girlfriend, Sally, suddenly marries another, Uncle Charley acquires many new lady friends.

When Katie is gone for the day, the family hires three cleaning ladies to restore the house to normal.

Lucy, in an attempt to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style, transforms the crooner into a rock 'n' roller.

Lucy drops a penny worth $16.50 into a storm drain.

Ricky decides it is time for Little Ricky to start nursery school.

Ricky is offered a European booking he can't refuse, but he can't afford to take Lucy.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Joanie runs away from home determined to tour with Leather Tuscadero and the Suedes.

Sgt. Plout goes AWOL from the army and stays with the roommates.

Ace charms Doc and Gopher's girlfriends; a man meets his young stepfather; a children's show host (Barnard Hughes) helps a shy boy.

Sisters reunite after 40 years; separate accommodations hamper a couple desiring children; bartender Isaac instructs a blind student.

Marvin and Marita, impoverished dance mavens, introduce the Clampetts to the art of Terpsichore.

Jed finds a job as a garbage collector because he's weary of loafing.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Judy makes advances toward Grady to win his support in her scheme to marry Lamont.

Grady invites cousin Emma to the Sanfords', hoping that she will do the cooking and cleaning.

Archie tries to get even with a pal by arranging a date for him with a female impersonator.

To bring in extra money, the Bunker's decide to take in a boarder. They rent Gloria's old room to a Puerto Rican nurse, Teresa.

The ladies go funeral crashing to track down Melanie's dress; Joy and Victoria are forced to face their pasts; Elka is reunited with someone who might be part of her future.

Melanie, Joy, and Victoria give their Cleveland neighbors a makeover; Elka tries to keep up with her younger man.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

Woody is depressed after a commercial appearance for a product he can't stand.

Frasier vows never to cross Cheers' threshold again; Woody can't turn off a cable shopping channel.

The cabbies continue to fantasize while waiting for Herve Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" to pick up his envelope.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Ellen's ex-fiancé, John Tobin (Fred Willard) -- a tall, handsome egomaniac in suede and leather -- arrives in Chicago to win Ellen back. The situation plays havoc with Howard's basic insecurities.

CONTROL substitutes Smart and 99 look-alikes for the cronies of a bank robber.

Ralph panics when a fortune teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko produces a musical comedy training film.

Guests include Ken Berry and Jim Nabors.

Maynard decides he is holding Dobie back.

Mr. Conklin is obsessed with taking a series of photos of an egg hatching for a photography contest, but he is unaware that Walter has substituted the egg with a rock so Conklin's flash bulbs won't traumatize the little chick.

ALF begins to gamble in order to help the Tanners' finances, but ends up getting them into more money troubles.

Brian (Benji Gregory) causes trouble at school when he repeats some of ALF's intergalactic knowledge.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

A TV star resents the boys' success on his show.

A chic magazine chooses the boys for an award.

Exploring horses, including Clydesdales and Lipizzaners, and the differences between breeds.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

Michelle's teacher (Roseanne Katon) gets more than she bargained for when Jesse volunteers at the school.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

Greg is now a freshman in highschool; making him feel like a man, but doesn't feel like one at home.

Marcia speaks out for women's lib on TV and is challenged by her brothers to prove she is as good as they.

The Bradys encourage Peter to take up magic to help Cindy overcome her fear of the dark.

Ginger pretends to predict the future when the castaways tire of togetherness.

A caged circus lion escapes after washing ashore on the island.

Hot water spurting from beneath the island warns the castaways that a volcano is about to erupt.

The radio reports Mr. Howell has been rescued and is selling great blocks of stock.

When Carter's adopted daughter plans to marry a Marine, Carter thinks it's Gomer she's going to wed.

When Carter decides to take the exam for officer training, Gomer also takes the exam.

The platoon celebrates Carter's birthday, but it only makes him more aware of his old age.

Carter has to select four men from his platoon for an honor guard.

Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly Lotharios who are after her money.

The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen.

Girl-crazy Jethro tries to join Biddle's Bird Watchers after he spots a beauty in the ranks of the women-only club.

Recognizing the homespun sincerity of Jed and Granny, an advertising man persuades them to appear on a soap commercial.

Mac sees Quon Le for the first time since their wedding when she is arrested for solicitation and discovers she is homeless and in debt.

Harry turns down a physically challenged woman's invitation to a graduation ball.

Harry has to find a replacement for recently deceased bailiff Selma as well as try to comfort the inconsolable Bull, while Christine Sullivan returns as the defense attorney from Legal Aid.

A strange defendant, claiming to be an alien from Saturn, holds Dan (John Larroquette) hostage. With Harry Anderson.

Woody's girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) returns from abroad; Frasier helps Cliff get even.

Carla must carry out an unusual family tradition; drinks flow freely.

Sam chafes under a pact not to date his landlord's daughter (Valerie Mahaffey); evil spirits live in a foosball table.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

Before he has a chance to say no, Bob finds himself running for the chairman of the local school board against an incumbent who hasn't attended a board meeting for six months.

Emily is more than a little curious about Bob's reluctance to talk about a girl he used to date. Then Howard inadvertently spills the beans.

Bob and Jerry have a falling-out when Jerry demands that Bob lend him money for a new motorcycle.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

Max unknowingly stumbles onto a KAOS robbery unit specializing in diamonds.

It seems that every man Max picks as his best man meets with a mysterious accident.

Hammer is in danger when a woman gives him a delayed-action poison.

After Sledge (David Rasche) arrests the leader of a satanic cult, the followers storm the precinct. Mark Blankfield and Tom Henschel guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

The family is not fond of Harriet's new hairdo.

Ozzie's name is spelled incorrectly in the local newspaper.

Ann tries to convince her family that city life is safe.

Ann tries to attract a producer's attention.

Rhoda opens her own office and quickly learns the problems faced by a woman launching a business.

Brenda, depressed and feeling in a rut, decides to pack up and move to San Francisco.

Bored with her life, Ida decides to become a "now" woman and launch her own career.

Mary shows up unexpectedly and throws a monkey wrench into Rhoda and Joe's plans for a long-awaited weekend alone.

Mary learns it is Lou's birthday and decides to surprise him with a party.

Mary starts dating the anchorman from the top-rated television station and soon finds herself serving as a spy.

Phyllis, who has just received her real estate license, tries to sell Lou a house.

Mary is excited at the prospect of producing a show until she learns that the stars will be Ted and Sue Ann.

An angel appears in Laverne's dream and cheers her up from her injured leg.

Laverne asks Carmine for singing lessons so she can sing at Cowboy Bill's.

Shirley has a chance to show her play to a Broadway producer.

Lenny and Squiggy's attempts to launch a talent agency land the girls on TV with Latvian acrobats.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Iola believes Bubba is the prime suspect after her pearl necklace disappears.

Bubba may ruin Mama's chance of becoming president of a church club.

A movie actress poses as her secretary; A steeplechase in Acapulco introduces Julie to a wealthy bachelor, which threatens a marriage and causes havoc when Gopher and Isaac's entry disappears.