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Howard's game-warden brother (William Redfield) comes to Chicago to witness the mating of two whooping cranes and stays to make a play for Howard's girlfriend.

Smart is squared off against the infamous Leadside and his assistants.

Ralph and Ed plan to attend a World Series game on the same day Alice's sister gets married.

Bilko and his cohorts invest in an ailing race horse.

Betty White hits the stage; Betty plays Eunice's sister as The Family celebrates Mama's birthday; elsewhere, vacationers Carol and Tim lose sleep over a bug in their hotel room.

A psychology class convinces Dobie to propose to Zelda.

A four-leaf clover brings Connie bad luck.

The hotel needs a new water heater and Uncle Joe wants to pay for it by selling stock in the Shady Rest Hotel Corporation.

Ann and Don, on their way to visit Ann's parents, stop along the way for a picnic.

Michelle is princess for a day at Walt Disney World and runs away.

Jesse and Joey have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot Center; Danny proposes to Vicky.

D.J. violates her dad's curfew when she falls asleep in Steve's apartment; Michelle is hard pressed to complete a school assignment.

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Jan receives a locket from an unknown admirer and all the Bradys are curious about who sent it.

Bill's valet from Hong Kong usurps French's place.

Uncle Tonoose decides to become a playboy.

Donna and Alex try to hide disputes from the children.

Little Dodie discovers that being a member of the Douglas family can be a rough-and-tumble proposition.

Katie panics when she detects a few gray hairs in her youthful head, and a family crisis is not far away.

Lucy must enter a mountain climbing contest to keep her job.

Lucy loses a baseball signed by player Jimmy Piersall.

Ricky's disapproval of Lucy's new hat leads her to try on a loving cup.

Lucy promises to produce Superman (George Reeves) for little Ricky's birthday party.

Rob is skeptical when Laura's new writing teacher thinks she shows promise.

Mary accepts a date with the newspaper columnist who interviews her.

Lori Beth chooses the Cunninghams as the model for her paper on the typical middle-class American family.

Laverne and Shirley live in the window of Bardwell's Department Store for a week.

A boy thinks a girl is a birthday present; a daughter objects to her father's romance; Stubing rejects a candidate for ship's captain.

Vicki misunderstands an older man's attentions; togetherness strains a couple's marriage; love wrecks a scheme to collect insurance.

Granny gets homesick for the sight of snow, so Mr. Drysdale arranges for a blizzard to hit Beverly Hills.

Granny's fighting mood is inflamed by a women's wrestling match on TV, and she joins the fray.

Mama comes to the rescue when Bubba's prom date cancels at the last minute.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Edith is stunned when she discovers the real reason behind the bargains she's been getting at the butcher shop.

Archie and Mike are accidentally locked in the storeroom of Archie's Place.

Joy's mother meets her new family members at Wilbur's christening; Joy forces Owen to pretend to be someone else; Elka touches up a fresco; Victoria annoys Melanie with her talk about Emmet.

Melanie wants her first time with Alec to be perfect; Joy works as an extra; Elka and Mamie are bad influences on Wilbur.

Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.

The desire to consummate their marriage may keep Woody and Kelly (Jackie Swanson) from making it to the altar, especially if her father (Richard Doyle) catches them.

The desire to consummate their marriage may keep Woody and Kelly from making it to the altar, especially if her father catches them.

Louie plans a wild bachelor-pad party when his mother moves out of the apartment after an argument.

Felix, on assignment to photograph a dog food ad, believes the animal is being mistreated.

Jerry's depression turns to instant joy when a globe-trotting ex-flame (Gail Strickland) suddenly re-enters his life and proposes.

Max's personal snooping leads to a clue about a KAOS research lab.

Part 1/2. Ralph considers entering politics after he brings a criminal to justice.

Bilko heads to Chicago to pick up an AWOL soldier.

Features commercial spoofs, Harvey trying to give a speech, and Carol demonstrating how nobody notices her.

Dobie's investment in eggs goes sour.

Miss Brooks runs into trouble with the Citizens League when it publishes a pamphlet on good citizenship. Connie, Mr. Conklin and Mr. Boynton consider leaving town.

Hooterville is feuding with neighboring Crabwell Corners over possession of a Spanish-American cannon. Betty Jo and Tad argue over who has the better dog.

A wealthy suitor showers Ann with gifts.

Jesse and Rebecca face the prospect of punishing their children for the first time.

Stephanie's new friend, Mickey, pressures her into picking up the smoking habit.

Jesse inherits a San Francisco nightclub and learns a thing or two about opening a new business.

Michelle wants Danny to stop treating her like a baby, so she tries to act grown-up.

Greg is obsessed with becoming a big league pitcher after receiving encouragement from Don Drysdale.

The family's planned trips to Long Island and Boston end in failure.

Linda must have a tonsillectomy.

Donna and Alex fret about Mary's collegiate blind date.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) gets cast as a tree in Dodie's (Dawn Lyn) school play.

Barbara (Beverly Garland) faces a fiasco when she prepares her first dinner party for Steve's (Fred MacMurray) business associates.

Harry is reunited with the Italian girl he was engaged to during World War II.

Mary Jane fixes Lucy up with a meek and unassuming short man.

The Ricardos' apartment begins to resemble a pet shop when Little Ricky gets a dog.

Lucy urges Ricky to put a deposit on a country house.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

Lou must decide who should get his old job when he is promoted to program manager.

Fonzie recruits the gang to help a dancing teacher with her troubled ballet school.

Shirley rushes off to live with her new husband and only leaves a short note behind for Laverne.

Without an audition, a producer hires Judy to sing and a husband is drawn to his wife's best friend; a woman fears her father is senile.

A lovely friend visits Ace; a couple (Jimmie Walker, Telma Hopkins) quits smoking; a daughter tries to help her father impress a woman.

The family gathers for a tag-team wrestling match after Granny defeats the Boston Strong Girl.

Granny forces Jethro to propose to Hathaway.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Acknowledging the sad state of their marriage, Gloria and Mike decide to go for a second honeymoon at a Pocono resort.

After 29 years of hostile silence, Archie and his brother Fred finally come face to face.

Victoria questions her relationship with Emmet when a woman from his past shows up; Melanie and Elka contend with an unwanted guest; Joy falls for a handsome doctor.

Melanie sets Joy up on a date; Elka acts as Victoria's agent; secrets are exposed on game night.

When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

When the guests return to Cheers following Woody's wedding, a carelessly discarded cigarette sets the bar on fire.

Sam prepares for the grand reopening of his bar following the fire; the honeymoon ends for Woody and Kelly.

Apartmentless Elaine moves in with Bobby.

Oscar books Felix's band as payment for a poker loss.

A professional basketball team hires Bob to give a psychological assist to its superstar.

Max and 99 must rescue Professor Milo Pheasant, who is being held captive by KAOS agents.

Part 2/2. Alice suspects the motives of the men encouraging Ralph to run for public office.

Bilko discovers that a platoon member is a former Golden Gloves champion.

Rita Moreno guest stars, appearing in a sketch as a nurse to the accident-prone Carol; Tim plays a hapless officer attempting to dishonorably discharge sergeant Harvey.

Thalia uses her looks to boost door-to-door sales.

After Miss Brooks gets a letter of unknown origin stating that someone named Buddy is going to be killed, both Mr. Boynton and Mr. Conklin think that they are the Buddy referred to in the letter.

Mrs. Ochmonek (Liz Sheridan) thinks she's seeing things when she spots ALF the alien in the backyard.

ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born -- a disgrace on the planet Melmac.

The opening of Jesse's new club is marked by a comical series of mishaps.

Michelle takes drastic action after her mail-order toy turns out to be a dud.

Stephanie and Kimmy (Andrea Barber) plot to catch Steve (Scott Weinger) in the act of cheating on D.J.

Jesse, Danny and Joey each think they have found Michelle's stolen bike.

The boys try to find backers for their Broadway show.

A film producer wants the singers in his new movie. Catalino: Bobby Sherman.

How compassionate individuals care for pets with special needs; visiting a center for great apes.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse and Rebecca turn to a support group to see if they can socialize Nicky and Alex.

Joey hosts a new game show in which couples discover how well they know each other.

The circulation of a nasty rumor leads Stephanie to dish out some dirt on a classmate (Marla Sokoloff).

D.J.'s nerves are put to the test when her entire family invades her college entrance exam.

Skip Farnun sees the Bradys coming out of a supermarket and decides they are ideal for his soap commercial.

Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters.

Jan is determined to establish her own identity when teachers compare her to Marcia.

Carol and Mike are on opposing sides when Greg wants to go out for the high-school football team.

A Hollywood producer makes an emergency landing on the island just as Ginger hears that he is on a worldwide talent search.

While exploring an island cave, Gilligan discovers the relics of an ancient civilization.

Mr. Howell revises his will, leaving each castaway a valuable piece of his estate.

A famous butterfly collector (John McGiver) comes to the island seeking a rare specimen.

Carter orders Gomer to go on a double date with a girl who thinks Gomer is a millionaire.

Gomer befriends a family of country folk and houses them in a shack that will be used as a target.

Gomer ruins a trained guard dog by turning him into a gentle pet.

Carter bets a month's pay that any knucklehead can handle a supply sergeant's job.

Banker Drysdale hires the world's greatest violin virtuoso to teach Jethro to play the fiddle.

Granny thinks a soap opera is real and sets out to rescue an actor whose character is about to undergo a serious operation.

Granny becomes enraged when Elly's pack of dogs tramples her every time she announces a meal is ready.

Granny convinces herself that she has the gift of prophecy and starts making predictions.

Desperate for money, Dan moonlights as a male escort. His second job becomes problematic when the woman he's escorting demands that he sleep with her. Meanwhile, Yakov returns to the courtroom to announce his wife is arriving in America.

A substitute judge arrests the staff when Harry takes a night off.

Harry becomes a foster father to the courthouse shoeshine boy.

Mac's in-laws arrive from Vietnam and move in with him and Quon Le, while Harry plans a surprise birthday party in Dan's honor.

Rebecca coaches Norm for a job interview as a taster at a brewery; a slot machine is accidentally delivered to the bar.

Sam defends his ladies man status in a contest with a suave Frenchman (Anthony Cistaro).

Cliff's old girlfriend blows back into town after a six-month absence; Rebecca hires a jingle writer.

Carla feels responsible when John Allen Hill suffers a heart attack after she admits her feelings for him.

Bob develops a unique psychological problem when Carol decides to resume her college career and become a psychologist.

The Hartleys are bombarded with legal hassles when Bob is sued by a shy patient and Emily decides to fight a parking ticket.

When the Hartleys entertain Howard's son, they hire a beauty queen (Brooke Adams) as a baby sitter.

Cliff Murdock (Tom Poston), Bob's old laugh-a-minute college buddy, affectionately known as "The Peeper," pays a return visit. An uncharacteristically somber Cliff announces that his wife has left him.

Agent Maxwell Smart starts an investigation into a series of abductions.

The Chief suspects an informer is in the midst of the prisoners.

Sledge (David Rasche) attempts to keep the KGB away from a Soviet citizen. Mark Blankfield and Lee Garlington guest star.

Trunk and Doreau (Harrison Page, Anne-Marie Martin) offer damaging testimony against Hammer (David Rasche), who's on trial for the murder of a notorious hood.

A witty housewife competes to win fabulous prizes.

A cartoonist competes to win fabulous prizes.

Ricky and David get their independence with separate bedrooms.

Thorny agrees to buy Harriet's Valentine's Day gift.

While in Philadelphia for a pre-Broadway play, Ann finds that she misses Don.

Donald writes an article on a newfangled psychological exam, and he tries to use it on Ann and the Baumans.

Ida's desire to become a grandmother results in her arranging yet another date for Brenda.

Rhoda's business is booming, partially because of Myrna Morgenstern's "persuasive" sales pitch.

Against his better judgment, Joe hires Brenda's obnoxious boyfriend, Nick, to be a wrecker.

Ida considers Rhoda's new vivacious, middle-aged neighbors to be a threat to her relationship with her daughter.

Mary becomes involved with a comedy writer who really wants to be a comic.

Ted's decision to earn extra money as an actor in television commercials has Lou in an uproar.

Mary is the "other woman" after friends split.

Mary's parents are having a difficult time adjusting to life in the city.

Laverne makes an unforgettable first impression at her new job when she tries on an anti-gravity suit.

Laverne decides to become a Playboy Bunny and meets Hugh Hefner.

When Laverne is convinced that she is jinxed, her friends send a Gypsy to help her.

Laverne's plan to restore her boyfriend's self-confidence backfires.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Connie tries to start a fight with Philip.

Mother/daughter cons work a Christmas cruise; depression overcomes a comic portraying Santa; a couple are reunited after 11 years.

A burglary strands a boss (Tony Randall) at his secretary's (Julie Newmar) apartment.

While waiting for their honeymoon suite, Steve and April visit an antique shop. "Love And The Phonies" Boyd and Daphne return from a formal party.

George decides to drop in to his favorite restaurant; a real square picks up a cool hitchhiker.

A TV star (Adam West) visits a stamp collector.

A Russian farm expert visits Mayberry.

To prove a point, Howard robs the Mayberry bank.

When Mike flunks an arithmetic test, it threatens a vacation to California.

Palm Springs lifestyles impress the gang.

Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Mardin (Felicia Michaels), but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

Steve goes to Hollywood on a class trip, leaving a dejected D.J. to go on a difficult mountain climb.

Greg and Marcia are left in charge of the rest of the clan when Mike and Carol go out for the evening.

A rich, titled English widow (Ida Lupino) proposes to French.

Dinah Shore and Danny are professional rivals.

Donna listens to other women's praise of her husband.

A glamorous secretary innocently enters the lives of Steve and Robbie and causes double domestic crises.

Little Dodie goes to the hospital for a tonsillectomy and insists that Steve stay the night with her.

In danger after witnessing a robbery, Lucy is rescued by Mannix.

Lucy turns into a talent scout when she tries to give Mel Torme his big break.

Lucy and Ricky reconsider their decision of moving into their new Connecticut home.

The Ricardos get settled in their country home and decide to visit the Mertzes.

Rob, Laura, Sally and Buddy spend a frightening night in a haunted cabin at a mountain resort.

When Bess Lindstrom's boyfriend meets Mary, he falls madly in love with her.

Fonzie digs into his little black book to come up with an instant date for Al.

Laverne is convinced that the former trapeze artist she's been dating is out to kill her.

A woman falls for a band's chaperon; a woman job-seeker poses as a man; a couple reconsiders; a boy proposes to Vicki.

A stiff British ex-military officer is put in charge of the fun-loving and energy-filled Menudo group; a young couple is confounded because Doc seems to be in love with his visiting ex-wife, a fact Doc attributes to the fact that he is divorced.

Granny plans the first head transplant in history when Mr. Drysdale is hurt in a fracas with his wife.

Cousin Roy arrives from the hills as advance man for Granny's hated rival, Myrtle Halsey.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Greed overtakes Mama when she gets $800 from a malfunctioning bank teller machine.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Della Reese, a political campaigner, asks Fred for permission to use his home as campaign headquarters, even though Fred and Lamont support a different candidate.

Mike and Gloria happily prepare for Mike's new job and their move to California.

Edith and Archie plan a farewell dinner for Mike and Gloria but learn that the couple has made other plans.

Joy tests her sleuthing skills on a suspicious Yogi; Victoria learns about being a responsible friend; Mamie confronts Elka about her bossiness; Melanie has hallucinations due to fasting.

Victoria wonders about her relationship with Emmet as the movie is ending; Melanie questions her relationship with Alec; Joy learns something mysterious about Elka.

Rob and Laura become rivals when each writes a story for children.

Rob goes out to cool off after a quarrel with Laura and winds up in trouble.

Lilith confesses to Frasier that she has had an extramarital affair; Sam hires a bouncer for the bar.

Frasier stands on a ledge to try and win Lilith back after she admits to an affair.

Louie hits an old woman while trying to teach the art of cab driving to a new driver.

Felix's daughter runs away from home so she can follow her recording idol, Paul Williams.