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Carmine is a national sensation when he performs a song and dance routine on TV.

Ace photographs a spy and his daughter; a girl challenges a daredevil (Peter Scolari); Doc helps a senator (Alan Thicke) and his wife.

Rival fraternities vie to impress the head of their national alumni association; old college pals find they have different lifestyles.

Jethro turns down Cousin Roy as a client for his new Hollywood talent agency.

Mr. Drysdale finally gets a paying tenant for the fifth floor of his bank; he achieves this by evicting Jethro and renting to Jed.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

When someone passes counterfeit money at the bar, Edith is arrested as a suspect.

It looks like Mike, Gloria and Joey will be coming home for Christmas.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps joy reunite with the father of her child.

The Helpers' anniversary bash becomes a documentary.

Rob, Buddy and Sally are in trouble when their script insults the boss.

Rebecca's romance with Don (Tom Berenger) blossoms; Woody, Cliff and Norm experience major changes in their lives.

Sam is reacquainted with his old flame Diane Chambers and they both lie about their happiness.

Alex accompanies Elaine on a European vacation that culminates in a romantic rendezvous.

Felix tries to patch things up when a pro hockey player hits Oscar, but ends up challenging the athlete to a boxing match.

Jerry, retired orthodontist and orphan, takes off on a world tour to search for his long-lost parents.

A banana through the mail spells death for the CONTROL agent who receives it.

Part 1/2. Ralph is forced to bring the bus company's money home with him for safekeeping.

Bilko must recruit soldiers to attend a lecture on Beethoven.

Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance.

Dobie's rival, now a boxing champ, visits.

As a mambo craze sweeps through Madison High, Miss Brooks runs into Mr. Conklin at a mambo club declared off limits to school employees.

The Bradley dog is framed for the murder of some chickens. Behind the plot is Dog Catcher Hinky Mittenflos.

Don's mother begins to dislike Ann because of the character she portrays in a soap opera.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

The twins get a small inheritance.

Danny joins Bob Hope in a production of "Alice in Wonderland.".

Donna tries to arrange a meeting place for local boys.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) is amazed when he learns that Polly (Ronne Troup) thinks she has become engaged to him.

Chip and Polly (Stanley Livingston, Ronne Troup) have a spat when Chip turns down her offer to elope.

Lucy and Ginger Rogers have tea while Harry has Ginger's purse repaired.

Lucy suspects two men in a restaurant of being spies.

The Ricardos and Mertzes discover they've put on a few pounds over the last few years. An unhappy Lucy talks Ricky into letting her audition for a show, and he tells her that she can have the part if she loses enough weight to fit the costume.

Ethel uses a deck of cards to tell Lucy's fortune, and when the ace of spades ends up next to Lucy's cards, the redhead is shocked to find out it means death. After misconstruing Ricky's phone conversation, Lucy thinks Ricky is trying to kill her.

Rob risks his job when he convinces Alan Brady to do a cultural documentary program.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Ralph tempts fate after a doctor hypnotizes him and causes him to lose all of his fears.

Laverne's dad decides to run against an unscrupulous man for the office of city councilman.

Wrestlers (Bruce Jenner, Tim Rossovich) train for a bout; a mother-to-be meets a writer; hypnotized Gopher thinks that he is captain.

A wealthy businesswoman (Marion Ross) flirts with Stubing; a tour guide loses her group; an $8-million-lottery winner becomes a boor.

A building inspector probes the strangely assorted Clampett enterprises on the fifth floor of Drysdale's bank.

Mr. Drysdale hires troubleshooter Homer Bedloe to evict the Clampetts from his building's fifth floor.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Archie, Edith, and Stephanie arrive in Santa Barbara to spend the holidays with the Stivics. Gloria and Mike put on a happy front to hide major changes in their relationship.

Unable to keep up appearances, Gloria confides to Edith that she and Mike have separated and that she has been seeing another man.

After Victoria's husband escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout.

After Victoria's husband disappears, the women are monitored by an FBI agent; Melanie tells Alec that she is pregnant; Joy becomes irresistible to men.

The Petrie home becomes a command post when government agents move in.

Rob is cast in a low-budget film and turns out to be the screen's worst lover.

Sam decides to sell the bar and move to California with Diane.

Diane Chambers ends up as a waitress in a Boston pub after she's dumped by her fiancee on the way to their Barbados wedding.

Latka's habit of changing personalities prompts Elaine and Alex to take him to a psychiatrist, where Latka assumes Alex's personality.

Felix recounts how he and Oscar met while serving on jury duty.

Bob undergoes a shock when his mother announces that she has separated from his father after 47 years of marriage.

KAOS invents a new instant aging process and 15 CONTROL agents die of old age.

Part 2/2. After having to bring the bus company's money home with him, Ralph hides it in the icebox.

Army life takes on a new meaning for Bilko.

Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance.

Dobie must reform Herbert to win a girl.

Connie's dream takes her into a fantasy land of marriage, anniversaries and babies.

A music professor suggests Bobbie Jo go to NYC for lessons, Billie Jo wins a Hollywood screen test, and Betty Jo earns a scholarship in New Hampshire.

Ann thinks Don is dating a woman in her drama class.

Preparations for Thanksgiving dinner turn into a kitchen catastrophe for Danny and the gang.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

A tidal wave is predicted for New York.

Danny's furious when it's said that entertainers aren't representative of Americans.

Donna and Alex try to have a romantic night out.

Dressed for a costume party, Steve goes for gas when his car stalls.

Chip and Polly (Stanley Livingston, Ronne Troup) agree to elope -- and also agree to ask their parents' permission first.

Lucy becomes David Frost's traveling companion.

Lucy and Mary Jane sneak off to the races despite Mr. Mooney's objections.

After Ricky cuts off her allowance, Lucy goes on the radio show "Females Are Fabulous" to earn money; in order to win the money, she has to make Ricky believe she's been married before.

Lucy wants to be in Ricky's act when an injured Buffo the Clown arrives at her apartment; she performs a slapstick routine with Ricky and a cello, and impersonates a seal; everyone is shocked when a TV network offers her a contract.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

Mary starts dating the anchorman from the top-rated television station and soon finds herself serving as a spy.

Fonzie comes to Al's rescue when some hoods try to muscle in on his drive-in.

Laverne and the gang bid farewell to Carmine, who leaves for New York to try his luck in Broadway musicals.

On the Nile: Stubing meets a widow; two agents want Doc's souvenir; a couple faces facts; a reporter upsets an actress.

On the Nile: Stubing meets a widow; two agents want Doc's souvenir; a couple faces facts; a reporter upsets an actress.

A beautiful secretary at Drysdale's bank breaks the heel of her shoe and hobbles to cobbler Jed for help.

Sam Drucker, of "Petticoat Junction," wins a trip to Hollywood, and Granny assumes he is coming to marry her.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kiwk Keys to investigate.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Edith's eagerness to perform with Stephanie at a concert leaves her without a voice and Stephanie alone.

Edith is the cause and victim of a quarrel when her long-lost admirer visits with his intended bride.

Simon meets his son and grandson for the first time; the family pretends to be happy to try to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school.

Elka throws a funeral for Victoria so she can join Emmet in hiding; Simon and Joy face a dilemma.

Rob and Laura are dismayed by Millie's jealousy of their new neighbors.

Laura spends a night alone in the house when Rob and Richie go fishing.

Diane's scorn for Sam's choice of female companions sends the bar owner on a futile quest for an intelligent date.

Sam is threatened with a lawsuit after hot-headed Carla attacks an obnoxious Yankees fan (Ron Karobatsos).

Jim's psychic powers thrust him into the world of network television when he predicts a TV show will be a hit; a TV programmer uses Reverend Jim's psychic abilities.

In the throes of a hangover, Oscar throws Felix out of the apartment.

Bob takes on the role of Christmas peacemaker when he attempts to reconcile his parents (Barnard Hughes, Martha Scott).

A KAOS mad scientist develops a new hallucinogenic drug and demands $50,000.

Part 1/2. Ralph tries hypnotism on Alice as a means of getting money from her.

Bilko sees a rich GI as a ticket to saloon ownership.

Jonathan Winters and Barbara Eden join Carol for the question and answer segment; Barbara and dancers perform "Bend It;" Leonard Nimoy joins Carol in "Mrs. Invisible Man.".

The Gillis men try to manage without Wini.

When an ex-boyfriend announces a visit, Mrs. Davis wants to impress him by pretending to be wealthy; Connie poses as Mrs. Davis' personal secretary.

Fed up with chopping wood for Kate's old wood burning stove, Uncle Joe cooks up a scheme to get her to buy a new one.

Ann tracks the source of loud organ music.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Peter is sure his weekend camping trip will be canceled when he breaks his mother's favorite vase.

The twins persuade Bill to suspend the house rules.

Annette Funicello stars as an exchange student who stays with the Williams family.

An editorial gets Jeff fired from the school paper.

Following their elopement to Las Vegas, newlyweds Chip and Polly (Stanley Livingston, Ronne Troup) are beset by trouble.

Bridegroom Chip (Stanley Livingston) faces a father-in-law who refuses to speak to his newly married daughter.

Lucy, her daughter and Uncle Harry try living in the jungle as an escape from the pressures of the city.

Lucy tries to help Milton Berle when she mistakes him for a skid row bum.

Lucy is disgusted with Ricky's sloppy ways; she splits the apartment into two parts so she can have a clean side. When a photographer is scheduled to arrive to take pictures of Ricky, she tries to teach Ricky a lesson by making the whole house messy.

Ricky brings home a mink coat he'll use in his show and Lucy thinks it's for her. When Lucy finds out that Ricky arranged for the coat to be stolen from their apartment, she gets even by cutting up a fake fur in front of him.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Phyllis, who has just received her real estate license, tries to sell Lou a house.

Fonzie suddenly experiences sneezing attacks whenever he's about to kiss a girl.

The roommates wear stolen gowns to a posh party at the Shotz Brewery, boss's house.

Stubing proposes to Emily (Marion Ross); a teenage stowaway meets Larry Gatlin & the Gatlin Brothers; a phony agent dupes a comedian.

Gopher breaks a passenger's (Jose Ferrer) priceless statue; Judy is labeled a home-wrecker; Ace snaps a telling shot of two couples.

Jethro reads a book about yoga and decides to become a guru, much to Granny's disgust.

When the Clampetts take up jogging, Mr. Drysdale joins in to seek new business for his bank.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

After installing an intercom in preparation for Naomi's new baby, the family begins using it to eavesdrop on each other.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

Stephanie needs emergency surgery but Archie balks when the doctor turns out to be one of Gloria's former playmates.

A small crime wave in the Bunker household is only half as unsettling as the possible motivations.

Victoria's movie premiere approaches; Emmy visits with surprising news; Elka has taken a younger lover.

When Victoria wants an Oscar nomination, her friends try to convince Academy members to consider her.

Rob dreams he is a sheriff in the Wild West.

Rob's autobiography is bought by Alan Brady for a television series.

Sam realizes how much he misses his former sports celebrity status when a local newscaster asks to interview him.

Coach isn't impressed with the guy his daughter wants to marry.

Louie comforts Zena's heartbroken friend (Andrea Marcovicci).

Oscar blames Felix for his developing ulcer.

Bob watches in amazement as Mr. Carlin (Jack Riley) spins a web of lies to impress his love-struck new secretary.

Agent 99 and CIA agent Quigley must save the world from a mad scientist who is freezing it.

Part 2/2. Alice learns about Ralph's plan to use hypnotism to get money from her.

Bilko is off to Hollywood to serve as technical adviser for a film.

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.

A teenager aims for beautiful women, fancy cars and money.

Miss Brooks plans on making some extra money as a waitress, not knowing that the hot dog stand is owned by Osgood Conklin.

ALF helps Lynn (Andrea Elson) boost her self-confidence by enrolling her in a beauty pageant. With Max Wright, Anne Shedeen and Benji Gregory.

ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's (Anne Meara, Paul Dooley) wedding party.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns back home when Michelle gets sick.

Thinking they're making a movie, the boys rob a bank.

To avoid marrying an evil man, a princess picks Davy.

A guide dog center where canines are trained to become service dogs.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco.".

Greg Needs $150 to record his original song so he convinces his siblings to join him. They notice that Peter's voice is crackling due to puberty and have to decide to record with or without him.

Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes.

The loser of Bobby and Greg's bet must do everything the winner says for a week.

The column Peter is writing for the school newspaper is a profitable venture.

A kidnapper (Don Rickles) snatches one castaway after another.

After both Mary Ann and Ginger vanish suddenly, Gilligan dreams he's Dr. Gilligan and Mr. Hyde.

A plain woman (Tina Louise in a dual role) arrives to hide from men.

Gilligan goes overboard when he is elected to be the Skipper's deputy.

Goober Pyle pays a secret visit to Gomer and almost gets him committed by a psychiatrist.

Gomer helps Carter's sister convince the sergeant that her fiance has merits.

When Carter leaves his precious car in Gomer's care, it is stolen and demolished.

When Carter and his girlfriend break up, Gomer decides to patch things up.

The Drysdales sell their mansion to singer Pat Boone, who is intrigued by Granny's cooking.

The hillbillies move back to the hills to find Elly a husband, much to Mr. Drysdale's dismay.

The Clampetts arrive in the mountain town of Silver Dollar City, where Granny starts a feud.

Granny continues her efforts to get Elly married, extolling her virtues to every bachelor she meets.

Florence faces mandatory retirement from her job as courtroom bailiff.

Several expectant mothers are stranded in the courtroom when a hurricane strikes the city. Dick Butkus, Brent Spiner and Pam Grier guest star.

Four expectant mothers are stranded in the courtroom while a hurricane rages outside. Guest: Dick Butkus.

Harry receives a letter from his mother, who deserted him when he was a child.

Diane becomes upset when Sam hits on an old friend of hers who's on the rebound.

Norm is surprised when he is the only one at his company party in Roman garb.

Diane and Carla decide to bury the hatchet over after work drinks.

Coach and Sam become unlikely romantic rivals for Coach's new neighbor.

Bob's invitation to lecture at a prestigious sex seminar results in distress when the audience shows up nude.

Bob runs into problems when he brings his therapy group home for a wild role-playing encounter.

Bob succumbs to the pressures of living in a big city and seeks employment at a small rural college.

Bob thinks that Veronica Kidd, a student trainee, has fallen in love with him.

While in London, Max and 99 try to find out who is recreating "Jack the Ripper" type murders.

A mad scientist has created a serum to bring wax figures to life, and he starts with Jack the Ripper.

When a cheerleader is killed her boyfriend becomes the prime suspect.

A madwoman becomes enamored with Hammer and threatens to kill Doreau unless Sledge gives in to her advances.

Actress Evelyn Rudie is featured on the classic quiz show.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ozzie's opportunity to speak at a civic club meeting is taken away.

Ozzie accidentally opens an accountant's safe.

Ann learns Lou is jealous of Don.

Ann invites her parents to her Broadway debut.

When Brenda's "Mr. Right" seems to be taking her for granted, Rhoda drills her on how to land a man.

Rhoda finds herself counseling a married couple despite her limited relationship experience.

Martin is excited over the prospect of a visit from an old friend, until he recalls the friend was once engaged to Ida.

Brenda falls for a young federal agent who is using her apartment to check on the residence across the street.

Their friendship is on the line after Mary thinks Rhoda has made an unkind remark.

Lou gets mad and threatens to fire Mary after some unedited copy airs on the news.

Ted realizes his dream to meet Walter Cronkite.

When Ted learns that Mary is attending a night-school class in creative writing, he enrolls in the same course.

The girls agree to let Fonzie (guest star Henry Winkler) throw a party at the Pizza Bowl.

Laverne challenges a wisecracking Shotz tour guide to a bowling championship.

The girls are excited to hear that "wild" Anne Marie will attend their class reunion.

Shirley tries to break up Laverne's wedding plans with Sal leaving for the Navy.

After meeting and falling for the charming actor Leslie Lemoyne, Mama sees him on "Tri-State's Most Wanted" just as he is arriving to pick her up for dinner; she fears that he may be a dangerous felon.

Mama gets an invitation to her 50th high school reunion, which she has no plans on attending; she later reveals the reason why she doesn't want to attend.

After calling into a radio show for advice about a broken blender and subsequently causing an uproar after they are unable to help her, Mama is offered a radio show as a consumer advocate by the station manager.

Vint and Naomi return home after meeting a physic, Madam Rita, telling the whole family about her; but Mama has her suspicions, figuring out that Rita could get most of her information from the beauty shop where she works.

Mr. Conklin tries squeezing money out of a rich dowager so he can redecorate his office by dressing the school staff like bums.

Ace plays detective to solve a bizarre murder case; Capt. Steubing's wife (Marion Ross) tries to alter cruise routines.