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Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Fred and Donna have reconciled their differences and are once again planning to wed.

A young mother leaves her 4-year-old son with Edith, claiming Mike is the child's father.

Archie is the sole witness to a mugging but tries to avoid getting involved by fabricating a story about the event.

After taking engagement photos, Joy learns something new about Bob; Melanie dates herself; Victoria wants a new picture on her driver's license; Elka and Mamie pose nude.

Melanie deals with a temperamental chef; Victoria tries to impress a restaurant critic; Joy meets the mother of the baby he hopes to adopt; Elka goes on a date.

Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.

Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he cannot play the game.

Sam agrees to pitch in a charity softball game against a team of Playmates.

Sam and the Coach are taking the same night school course in geography.

When Elaine is offered a job in Seattle, the gang reminisces about how each became a cabbie.

Felix selects a grave site and entrusts Oscar with the down payment.

Bob's old girlfriend travels to Chicago with her husband and calls on the Hartleys.

Smart must take a payroll to CONTROL agents behind the Iron Curtain.

Part 2/2. Ralph and Ed's rehearsals for the talent contest disturb the neighborhood.

Bilko helps a former Army friend get ahead in a large banking house.

A married country music singing duo announce their impending divorce; new regular Dick Van Dyke plays Ed's old Army buddy in "The Family"; two bumbling workmen install a plate-glass window in a boutique; guest Jim Nabors.

Experimental pills make Maynard super-strong.

Miss Brooks is in a gambling joint when it's raided, giving Conklin just the excuse he needs to fire her. To save her job, she invents a twin sister and pretends to be the fictional woman.

One of Kate's old boyfriends attempts to rekindle their romance but is thwarted by his dominating sister.

Ann asks Don to write some material for her part in an important play.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan, and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jan is determined to establish her own identity when teachers compare her to Marcia.

The siblings take a valuable statue to school.

Terry meets a new love (Pat Harrington Jr.).

Mary's wealthy pal visits and makes friends with Jeff.

Katie (Tina Cole) gets some disturbing news about the marriage of one of Robbie's (Don Grady) colleagues.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) considers leaving college to join a rock group.

Lucy takes a job as an assistant to a pregnant Petula Clark.

An ill-fated trip puts Lucy on a plane with Mr. Mooney.

A doting husband and father-to-be, Ricky makes the mistake of giving more attention to the arriving baby than he does to his fickle wife; Ricky tries to please Lucy by making her waffles.

Pregnant Lucy insists on appearing in a revue.

Rob stays awake for 100 hours just before his job interview with Alan Brady.

Georgette tells Mary that she is going to leave Ted because she feels he doesn't love her anymore.

Only Fonzie seems to understand when Richie drops out of school to run off with a woman.

Shirley is promoted at the brewery and tries to change everyone's work habits.

Julie learns she is the subject of a romantic wager; a girl falls for a man whose parents are little people; a man meets his film idol.

Doc must operate on an elderly woman; a crewman has to take the place of a dignitary; a divorced man falls for his ex-wife's attorney.

The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter Jethrine married to him.

Pearl's attempts to snag Mr. Brewster seem hopeless until he suddenly makes an outrageous public proposal.

Mama's daughter (Betty White) secretly checks into the hospital for an operation.

The Harpers race to the betting window when Mama has visions of winning horses.

Lamont is offered a grand piano by a wealthy eccentric if he will move it out of his apartment.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

With the kids on vacation, Archie and Edith are faced with being alone for the first time in many years.

Archie demands that Edith not take charity and return a mink cape she received from her wealthy cousin.

Victoria directs her mother and son in a musical; Elka auditions for a part in Victoria's play; Joy and Melanie try to fire a waiter.

Victoria and Melanie try to adjust to Joy moving out; Bob tries to impress Joy's mother; Elka struggles to break up with Victoria's father.

A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

Norm is arrested for mail tampering after he agrees to take Cliff's route for a day.

Sam stands to lose the bar to an old friend because of a bet that he would marry Jacqueline Bisset before a certain date.

Elaine's indecision over whether to accept a job in Seattle prompts the cabbies to continue reminiscing.

Oscar lets Felix talk him into going to a "fat farm" to help him get into shape.

Carol tries to get Bob to approve her moving in with her new boyfriend, Roger, who has just separated from his wife. Bob refuses, telling Carol that she will have to make her own decision.

When a CONTROL agent is mysteriously murdered, Smart and 99 search for the killer.

Ralph and Norton try to find a $1,000 cache.

Bilko produces a musical comedy training film.

Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.

The FBI asks Maynard to help trap two spies.

Connie buys mysterious music boxes that are said to play only for people who are in the Christmas spirit, but she can't hear anything; Mrs. Nestor's school produces "A Christmas Carol.".

Uncle Joe becomes the new town postmaster and moves the post office to the Shady Rest.

Ann appears on a dating game show and fails to pick Don as her escort.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

Carol and Mike are on opposing sides when Greg wants to go out for the high-school football team.

Jody meets a pro football player's (Larry Pennell) nephew.

Danny dons disguises to curb Kathy's jealousy.

Mary thinks an awkward boy is the image of her father.

Barbara and Steve are praised as model parents by Steve's boss, who's having trouble with his teenage son.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) is introduced to an attractive single woman.

A female impersonator (Jim Bailey) fills in for an ill Phyllis Diller.

Lucy takes in a librarian for a roommate in an attempt to save money.

Lucy hires a tutor for her child, though the baby's arrival is months away.

Envious of the attention Lucy is getting, Ricky develops psychosomatic pains.

Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joy-riding delinquent.

Mary and Lou attend a seminar in Washington, D.C.

When Fonzie drives an amorous leading man out of town, he must then play the role himself.

Laverne and Shirley end up at the controls when they win a plane trip to a professional football game.

A woman chooses between Stubing and Doc; a couple's newly adopted "baby" is 7 years old; an executive is introduced to a jobseeker.

Twins decide they want each other's fiances; a dummy helps a ventriloquist team's marriage; a widower with daughters proposes to Julie.

Jed is confronted with too many cooks and not enough vittles when he invites Pearl and Jethrine to Beverly Hills.

Trying to cool a feud between Granny and Pearl, Jed takes his family on a sightseeing tour of Beverly Hills.

Mama, Naomi and Iola compete to see who makes the best chili.

Naomi seeks advice on sex from Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

To get some extra cash, Archie has gotten a job driving a taxi for Bert Munson. Archie is in for a big surprise when one of his passengers turns out to be Sammy Davis Jr.

An emotional laundromat owner threatens to sue Archie for overloading one of his washing machines.

The cast and crew discuss their favorite episodes, bloopers and behind-the-scenes moments from the past six seasons of the series.

Joy and Bob reconsider their plans to marry in Paris after learning a baby is available for adoption in Las Vegas.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Sam's machismo offends a Boston reporter doing a story on the singles scene.

Nick, rejected by his new wife, attempts to regain Carla's love.

Latka and Simka host a matchmaking party where each of the cabbies is guaranteed to meet his or her perfect mate.

Felix is incensed when Oscar gives a riotous account of Felix's prissiness on a talk show.

Bob's divorced neighbor, Howard Borden, is convinced that his son, Howie (Moosie Drier), doesn't really like him. Later, Howard's ex-wife convinces him that Howie thinks he is the greatest guy in the world.

Smart is pitted against the world's strongest counterspy in trying to recover a kidnapped prince.

Ralph and Ed try to get Jackie Gleason to appear at the Raccoon Lodge's annual dance.

A quiz-show winner suffers amnesia after getting bumped on the head.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveller getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

To win her sister, Dobie transforms Dr. Burkhardt.

Connie chooses the most handsome, but least qualified candidate for a physical-education position.

ALF lends a hand with the neighborhood block patrol and ends up confronting a prowler in the Ochmoneks' house.

It's up to Willie to save ALF from the SWAT team surrounding the Ochomonek house, in which ALF had been chasing a prowler.

Stephanie insists on having her ears pierced and asks Kimmy to pierce them for her.

Vicky's mother, Liz, helps redecorate the house; Jesse and Joey are fired by the new station manager.

A friend asks Stephanie out for pizza; Joey makes plans to ask his new boss, Alison (Martha Quinn), to dinner.

D.J., who has forgotten Kimmy's birthday, scrambles to arrange a surprise party.

A motorcycle gang causes trouble for Davy, Micky, Peter and Mike.

The quartet helps a woman (Ruth Buzzi) who's about to be bilked out of all her money.

Taking a look at different birds of prey.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

Michelle misinterprets Steve's (Scott Weinger) Valentine's Day card and proposes marriage.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse, but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

The castaways hope an injured homing pigeon will lead to their rescue.

The castaways make use of a molding plastic, unaware that when hardened it explodes on impact.

Natives come to the island in search of a woman to sacrifice to their volcano god.

Gilligan and Skipper set sail on a raft in an attempt to find help.

Carter bets $50 that Gomer can get a date with the aloof Miss Camp Henderson.

Gomer and Carter are taken for a ride by a fast-talking old con artist.

Carter accepts a temporary desk job and finds the platoon can get along without him.

Carter foils a holdup with a judo throw, but makes Gomer take the credit.

Drysdale's marriage is threatened when he looks to the Clampetts for a housekeeper while his wife is away.

Police and Elly's animals converge on the Clampett estate when Pearl starts giving yodeling lessons.

Two of Cousin Pearl's most ardent former suitors come to visit her in Beverly Hills; Jed doesn't know what to suggest.

Granny's plan to stop Pearl's yodeling backfires when the police she called find her illegal still.

Harry and the courtroom staff have until midnight to decide 200 cases.

Dan faces the possibility of undergoing a rabies test after a stray dog bites him.

Harry and Dan try to impress Christine's friend. Guest appearance by Mel Tormé.

Christine's boss (Michael Gross) is accused of sexual harassment.

Norm learns he is being promoted to a job requiring him to fire other employees.

Diane secretly hopes that Sam will prevent her from taking off to Europe with Frasier.

Carla finds the perfect replacement for Diane, who is traveling through Europe.

Carla hatches a self-styled plot for revenge against her high-school principal.

Bob wants to watch football every Monday night, but Emily says that's unfair because other activities keep the couple busy every other night of the week, leading to an all-night argument that ends only when the two participants become exhausted.

Bob and Emily have been trying for some time to have a child. When they attend a party where the conversation turns to the subject of children, they feel so left out that they decide to adopt a child.

When Bob returns from his vacation in Mexico, Jerry announces that he is about to be married to a girl he just met. Cynthia, a beautiful but domineering oral hygienist, becomes too much for Jerry, and he realizes that he has made a mistake.

Bob decides that for his own mental well-being, he needs some peace and quiet. He moves into a hotel room by himself for a few days, leaving a confused Howard thinking that Bob and Emily have split up.

Smart is down and out and KAOS tries to buy him from his former employers.

Max and 99 must stop a KAOS scheme to plant explosives in foreign consulates.

Sledge (David Rasche) investigates the death of a two-timing toy tycoon. With Anne-Marie Martin and Harrison Page.

Sledge (David Rasche) is green with envy when Dori (Anne-Marie Martin) falls for a suave, anti-terrorist agent.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ozzie and Harriet decide to further their educations.

Shrewd Ozzie does some swapping with Ricky and David.

Don and Ann head to Hollywood.

Ann lands a job in a soft-drink ad.

Rhoda agrees to pose as Gary's girlfriend for a family dinner, unaware that he has told his parents that she is his fiancée.

Rhoda experiences a disastrous encounter with Joe's best friend, Charlie Burke.

Brenda becomes engaged to the owner of three hamburger franchises.

Sally's former husband tells her he is getting remarried, and he wants her to accept a reduction in alimony.

Lou tries to keep his fling with Sue Ann secret.

Lou suffers an acute case of jealousy when an ex-girlfriend arrives at Mary's party.

Murray is the only one to voice his disapproval when the new owner of WJM adopts unpopular procedures.

Mary's Aunt Flo challenges Lou to a contest of journalistic abilities.

Laverne and Shirley become tag-team wrestlers in order to raise money for an orphans fund.

Shirley meets a man who sweeps her off her feet, but Laverne determines his true colors and tries to protect her friend.

Laverne sues a department store after being attacked by a toy called Roger Robot.

Laverne and Shirley are forced to act quickly when Laverne's father arranges a marriage for his daughter.

Iola wants to freeze-dry her recently deceased cat.

A steamy love letter falls into the wrong hands at the Harper house.

A Thanksgiving tornado traps the clan in the cellar.

Iola believes Bubba is the prime suspect after her pearl necklace disappears.

Lucy tries to reunite a Venetian gondolier with his brother who lives in America.

Lucy may be riding with a killer (Elsa Lanchester).

Lucy gets neighbor Tallulah Bankhead to appear in a PTA show.

Lucy's date, an Italian tycoon, doesn't speak English.

Lucy and Viv help out in Mooney's political campaign.

Craig gets invited to sing on Ann-Margret's television show.

Lucy tries to boost the confidence of a timid man (Wally Cox).

Misadventures abound when the Ricardos and Mertzes vacation in Florida.

Lucy manages to have the boat run out of gas on a pleasure cruise.

A maligned politician meets a reporter; Isaac and a girl clash over a passenger; a boyfriend jeopardizes a beauty contestant's chances.

The crew is ordered to help Stubing's nephew; an embezzler unwittingly falls for a police officer; unmarried sisters clash over a man.

April is expecting her boyfriend to pop the question any time now; Vi and Tom find "grass" in their son's suitcase.

An ambitious mail clerk falls in love with the vice president's daughter.

Dolores hears a burglar and wakes up her husband. "Love and the Millionaires" John and Alice like to pretend that they're millionaires.

A woman leaves home as her parents are separating; blond wig excites husband.

Townsfolk are uncomfortable in spring pageant roles.

Emmett buys a toupee, but is ashamed to admit it.

Best-dressed Millie is the county's fashion arbiter.

Howard is ashamed to learn that the nephew he has been bragging about to his friends is a school dropout.

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

Jesse considers becoming a father again until a particularly hectic day of baby-sitting changes his mind.

D.J.'s prom date (Scott Weinger) abandons her after he is elected prom king and his old girlfriend (Christi Harris) is elected queen.

Marcia brags that she can get Davy Jones to perform for the school prom, then begins vigorously to get him to actually appear.

The twins worry about Bill and introduce him to their teacher.

Terry decides to become a beatnik.

The Stones fret when Mary's date arrives in a jalopy.

Chip's enthusiasm for the school's rag drive gives a neighbor (Marjorie Eaton) the wrong impression.

Steve becomes concerned when Bub seems overwhelmed by his household duties.

Lucy goes undercover to help police catch a bank robber.

Lucy feigns illness for time off to go to Palm Springs.

Lucy decides that her unborn child should have artistic leanings.

Lucy approaches the zero hour and is rushed to the hospital to have her baby.

Buddy offers to help Laura get a fur coat for the wholesale price.

Mary discovers incriminating news about an old friend who is seeking re-election to Congress.

When a burlesque troupe that Howard hired doesn't show, the gang decides to help.

The roommates take up part-time jobs to make money for a cruise, but come up short on cash.

One of Doc's ex-wives wants him back; a marriage counselor wants his marriage to be open; a woman panics when an old love appears.

Gopher is asked to manage a resort hotel; a rich widow plans to live on board; a magician substitutes for his magician brother.

Jed's bloodhound Duke takes on the role of matchmaker for his master and a glamorous woman from France.

A confidence man tries to sell Jed the Hollywood Bowl, Griffith Park and the Hollywood Freeway.

Bubba may ruin Mama's chance of becoming president of a church club.

Naomi causes problems at home when she decides to become a flight attendant.

Fred's fiancée brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Archie fumes with jealousy when an old secret about Edith and her former beau is revealed.

Archie and Edith travel to upstate New York to attend the wedding of her cousin Maude's daughter.

Joy and Bob continue their adventure to pick up a baby in Las Vegas; Victoria and Johnny Revere reflect on their past; Elka helps Bob's dad find the perfect woman; Melanie works on her wedding toast.

Three best friends from Los Angeles flying to Paris make an emergency stop in Cleveland and realize the norms from home no longer apply.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Diane hopes Sam will profess his love for her after Frasier proposes.

Sam learns that Diane is working in a convent and asks her to come back to Cheers.

Jim is left a fortune when his father dies but must convince a judge he's mentally competent in order to collect.

In an attempt to get closer to his son, Felix becomes the coach of the boy's football team.