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After getting the royal brush-off from two fellows, Laverne and Shirley spend the night in an Oshkosh bus station.

Gopher steps in for a sick entertainer; a husband joins two sisters who usually travel together; a woman discovers her secret admirer.

Isaac writes about the crew in his new novel; a man is mistaken for a famous star; a husband and wife who share a secret are reunited.

Jethro shares a heart-to-heart conversation with Jed, and goes on to find himself a girlfriend in record time.

Love-struck Jethro decides he wants to marry Chickadee Laverne, a brassy burlesque dancer he brings home.

Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella).

The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Archie has been suffering from a terrible pain in his back and has become a terrible pain to Edith, who has been waiting on him hand and foot. When the doctor takes a look at him, he orders Archie to be admitted to the hospital for tests.

Concerned about getting old, Archie encounters an old buddy who convinces him that looks aren't everything.

The ladies return to L.A. for Victoria's "All My Children" gig; Melanie tries to sell her house.

The ladies' L.A. adventures continue; Elka's quest for the movie star of her dreams results in a surprise meeting.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Carla and Nick are reunited, briefly, to compete in a dance contest.

Sam and Diane reveal their true feelings for each other while on board a plummeting private plane.

After 10 years of strict monastic life, Simka's cousin visits New York and immediately sets his sights on Elaine.

Howard Cosell and Oscar have a difference of opinion when they meet by chance in Felix's studio.

Recovering from another broken romance, Jerry accepts Bob's invitation to spend a couple of days at his apartment. Bob soon comes to regret his kindness.

Max's search for the murderer of a CONTROL agent makes everyone on board suspect.

Part 2/2. Ralph has misplaced jealousy for Alice's Italian tour guide, who turns out to be a young boy.

Bilko tries to help a buddy get an inheritance.

Edie Adams and Tim Conway are Carol's guests this evening; a sketch in which Tim and Carol are conventioneers double booked in a hotel room.

Dobie must ignore an admirer to help Herbert.

Mr. Conklin asks an astronomical price for his house.

All the Bradleys expect to win the contests they enter at the county fair -- until Uncle Joe gives them a hand.

Donald writes an article on a newfangled psychological exam, and he tries to use it on Ann and the Baumans.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

Cindy suffers the pangs of being the youngest in the family until she discovers a secret admirer.

A globe-trotting engineer and his butler fall heir to three orphans.

Danny gives domestic pointers to his prospective son-in-law.

Donna writes a letter to the editor about parenting.

Mike and Tramp sneak out at night, much to the dismay of his girlfriend.

Robbie and his date are frightened by a man in a trench coat.

Lucy thinks Kim is dating an older college professor; guest John Davidson.

Lucy is arrested when she is mistaken for a red-headed jewel thief.

Lucy and Ethel buy their own dress shop.

Lucy wangles the star role in a revue on the promise that Ricky will emcee.

When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

Lou is afraid Mary is becoming addicted to sleeping pills when she turns to a doctor's prescription for help sleeping.

Fonzie, Ralph and Potsie are trapped in a fire that destroys Al's Drive-In.

Laverne and Shirley help Squiggy pass a written driving test so that he can keep his job at the brewery.

A girl boards with her stepmother and stepsisters; rival sportscasters battle; a man cares for his handicapped brother out of guilt.

Vicki runs away; a woman rejects a suitor and falls for Doc; two people who once served on a deadlocked jury clash.

Jed is shocked when he receives news that his multimillion-dollar bank account has been overdrawn by $34 million.

The Clampetts, under the noxious influence of J.D. Clampett, impostor and unemployed actor, go to Hollywood.

Mama and Naomi team up for tag-team wrestling.

Iola discovers her handmade gifts to family members are being sold at the Harpers' garage sale.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A lost magazine and a found poem initiate a family feud on the right to privacy.

When Edith discovers that an old beau is going to be at her high-school reunion, she decides to go even if she has to attend by herself.

Melanie dates a basketball coach for the Cavaliers; Victoria takes a job as a local news personality; Joy gets engaged to a homeless man (Jon Lovitz).

Elka tries to seduce Max into staying in Cleveland during winter; Melanie enlists Joy to help her at a senior center; Victoria falls for a man whose children hate her.

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn).

Frasier concocts a scheme to make Diane feel included in the bar's clique.

Woody is afraid he'll lose his job when a temporary bartender wins the customers' hearts.

When Louie learns that his old girlfriend Zena is getting married, he invites himself along on her honeymoon.

Oscar accuses the director of Felix's creative-writing class of fraudulent advertising.

Bob's therapy group convinces him to accept an invitation to conduct one of his sessions on television.

Agent 99 goes undercover as a model to retrieve plans sewn into a dress.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Bilko is mistakenly asked for 1953 tax records.

Carol brings on Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson; Albert drops in on Carol & Sis as Roger's new, health-nutty boss; all three appear on As The Stomach Turns.

For love, Dobie works in a shoe shop.

The school's penalty for gambling comes to mind when Connie collects the $1,000 she won in a raffle.

Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the kid who has been bullying Brian.

Willie has problems trying to sell the house because ALF keeps scaring off potential buyers with phony ghosts.

When D.J.'s prank backfires, Jesse decides to take the blame.

Jesse is worried when Rebecca wants to bungee jump; D.J. and Stephanie trick Michelle.

Stephanie is stood up by the boy of her dreams; Jesse can't find any peace and quiet because of Kimmy.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Las Vegas mobsters go after lucky gambler Micky.

Peter saves a haughty princess when he travels through Fairy Tale Land.

Visiting a sanctuary for sea turtles.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Marcia is dumped by the campus hero because her nose is swollen from an accident.

Peter's after-school job in the bike shop becomes a personal disaster.

When Grandma Hutchins comes to visit, the Brady kids decide to keep her around by matching her up with Grandpa Brady.

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

A competition for president of the island between Skipper and Mr. Howell leaves a surprising result.

A captured duck may mean rescue or dinner after it lands on the island.

Gilligan discovers a substance that is stronger than glue when he attempts to turn sap into maple syrup. The castaways use the substance to patch up the Minnow and prepare to escape the island.

Mr. Howell discovers a gold mine; complications occur with an attempt to leave the island in a raft.

Gomer befriends a drunk and gets into trouble with the man's wife.

Carter laces Gomer's prize watermelon with vodka.

Gomer reports seeing men from outer space and Carter consults the base psychiatrist.

Gomer is arrested as an automobile thief when he borrows and wrecks Carter's car.

Mrs. Drysdale, giving a lavish garden party, finds to her horror that she is losing her guests to the Clampetts.

Jed decides that his tomboy daughter Elly, who has taken up motorcycle riding, needs a mother to make her a lady.

Quirt Manly, celebrated star of television Westerns, is invited to the Clampett mansion to try to tame Elly May.

An Australian banker sends Drysdale a kangaroo as a joke, and Granny thinks she has discovered a giant jackrabbit.

Through connections Mac gets advance notice about the new judges list and discovers that Christine is one of the new appointees. Meanwhile, the Wheelers return to the courtroom and buy the snack bar newsstand in the cafeteria.

While Christine's (Markie Post) being sworn in as the new judge, Harry (Harry Anderson) plans a colossal stunt.

Christine (Markie Post) assumes her new role as a judge; Harry (Harry Anderson) prepares to launch his incredible stunt.

While attempting to perform his stunt on the Brooklyn Bridge, Harry (Harry Anderson) is confronted by a man who intends to commit suicide. With Richard Frank and Kenneth Tigar.

Sam's involvement with an aspiring politician could lead to a long-term romance.

Sam's new girlfriend, councilwoman Janet Eldridge, urges him to fire Diane and break his ties with the past.

After Sam and Diane clash at Janet's press conference, Janet demands a romantic commitment from Sam.

Carla and Frasier are dying to know whether Sam proposed to Diane or Janet Eldridge.

A trip to Peoria turns into one long embarrassment for Bob when Jerry introduces him to a pretty girl named Janine, who doesn't seem to care that Bob is a married man.

One of Bob's more masculine patients enthusiastically slaps him on the back and, unfortunately for Bob, it throws his back out. Even more unfortunately, Bob and Emily were supposed to be going to Mexico for a vacation.

Rev. Dan Bradford seeks professional advice from Bob and then makes a startling announcement in his Sunday sermon.

With Carol on vacation, Emily is elected to fill in as the receptionist. Everyone loves the idea -- except Bob.

Verna asks for Agent Smart's help to flee with a KAOS-agent list.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS agent who reprogrammed Hymie the robot.

Sledge (David Rasche) becomes engrossed in a survivalist war game to find out who murdered a businessman. With John Paragon, Roderick Cook and Anthony DeLongis.

On a narcotics investigation, Sledge and Doreau, posing as newlyweds, get tipsy and are found asleep with arms entwined.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Actor Francis X. Bushman tries to guess the secret word: chair.

Ozzie and Thorny test out their acting talents in a women's club play.

Ozzie develops a merit/demerit system for the boys allowances based on chores done around the house.

Everyone has helpful suggestions when Ann tries to decide how to spend a large sum of money.

A window washer's wife thinks her husband loves Ann.

Rhoda struggles to clear her name when she is mistakenly arrested for soliciting.

Rhoda gives Joe an ultimatum: Either he comes back or she starts seeing other men.

A mysterious suitor sends Rhoda roses, chocolates and a diamond pendant.

Brenda's boyfriend, Nick, has two weeks to become a superstar or else go into the garbage-collecting business with his father.

While in Hollywood for a convention, a young reporter tries to seduce Ted Baxter.

Mary and Lou agree to ask for salary increases at the same time.

The station manager hires a renowned critic who verbally attacks Minneapolis and its people.

Lou is caught in a dilemma when an Army buddy, a one-time Casanova, asks him to arrange a date with Mary.

Laverne and Shirley have to run an obstacle course in order to qualify for police work.

Laverne is asked to go to a debutante ball with Lenny, and they discover that he is a Polish count.

Laverne has a dream that she and Shirley are in their 80s and neither are married.

The girls decide to help Carmine raise the money to start his own dance studio.

Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box.

A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family.

A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba.

When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice.

The Ricardos' apartment begins to resemble a pet shop when Little Ricky gets a dog.

Lucy urges Ricky to put a deposit on a country house.

Ricky thinks horses are too expensive to keep as pets, so Lucy tries to hide her newly won Thoroughbred.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Lucy creates bedlam when she accompanies Chris roller-skating.

Lucy and another secretary (Carol Burnett) clash in a contest.

Lucy hires Richard Burton (who is disguised as a plumber) to fix her leaking tap. She accidentally gets Elizabeth Taylor's famous ring stuck on her finger and winds up substituting her left arm for Liz's at the Burton's banquet later that evening.

Lucy and Ricky reconsider their decision of moving into their new Connecticut home.

The Ricardos get settled in their country home and decide to visit the Mertzes.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.