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Lucy persuades Eddie Albert to perform with her at a charity event.

Mr. Mooney orders Lucy to masquerade as an elderly lady for a date with the bank president.

Lucy and Ethel dress up as two maids from Mars for a publicity stunt.

Ricky and the Mertzes are the central characters in Lucy's first novel.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

When Rhoda's mother appears at the apartment building, Rhoda pretends not to be at home and Mrs. Morgenstern is invited to wait in Mary's apartment. Unable to convince Rhoda to see her mother, Mary allows Mrs. Morgenstern to stay with her a few days.

Fonzie starts a new career as an auto mechanics instructor at Jefferson High.

The girls stage a sit-down strike to protest conditions at the local dog pound.

Julie and Gopher become closer; war buddies clash at a reunion; a pregnant, single woman meets a man; guest Tom Hanks.

Isaac tries to cheer up his aunt; families play matchmakers for their children; a baby cries when his mother meets men.

The Clampetts take part in an epic film produced by their studio.

Hedda Hopper joins the battle against Drysdale's plan to destroy Mammoth Studios.

Vint and Naomi compete against Mama and her friend in a dance contest.

Mama earmarks her life savings for a perfect funeral.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

Archie is robbed by a young man while driving the cab. He plans to press charges, but has second thoughts when the man's wealthy father pays him a visit.

Irene Lorenzo challenges Archie to a game of pool at Kelsey's Tavern.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria tell Elka the story of how they met in Los Angeles in the '80s.

Joy and Elka are forced to live at the Cleveland zoo to help black rhinos; Victoria dates a janitor; Melanie dates a senator.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Diane, who has always wanted to be a writer, is offered to have one of her novels published; can Diane combine her work with marriage?

Sam returns to the bar when his trip around the world is cut short by a sunken craft; his attempts to regain his old job are hampered by the bar's management.

On the eve of the biggest fight of his career, Tony's girlfriend announces she may be expecting his baby.

Felix's knowledge of opera helps Oscar win a car in a radio quiz show.

Hoping to make a contribution to society, Bob offers his psychological counseling services free to a parolee out on an armed-robbery conviction. But Bob seems to be more influenced by his patient's manner than the patient is by Bob's therapy.

Max, 99 and Fang go to a pet store which they suspect is a front for KAOS.

In 'Razor Blades', Ralph can't find his razor blades. In 'New Television Set', Ralph finally buys a TV. In 'Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date', Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons.

Bilko's kindness toward a draftee backfires.

Guests Robert Goulet and Imogene Coca take part in a fairy tale musical extravaganza about the story of long-haired maiden Cinderrumplewhite.

The Toodys sublet an apartment from a jailbird, but his wife appears with an alibi, and they are evicted.

Connie tries to start a fight with Philip.

ALF fantasizes that he reveals his existence to the world and serves as substitute host on David Letterman's show.

ALF takes a job as a paper carrier when he learns that the cost of his upkeep is preventing Lynn from attending her first-choice college.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

A magical monkey's paw brings disaster to the boys.

The price for a golden harp is Peter's soul.

Exploring marine life cycles.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

A Japanese submariner holds the castaways prisoner on their own island.

Gilligan unearths a chest, which the castaways think contains a pirate's treasure.

A mob leader and his henchmen fleeing from the police land on the island.

In a test of a deadly new missile, the Air Force zeros in on the castaways' island.

Carter learns that his girlfriend Bunny has been seen in a restaurant with another man.

Gomer shows an ability to predict the weather with greater accuracy than the weather bureau.

When Gomer gets a kiss for singing a song, Carter gets jealous and decides to use the same ploy.

Gomer mans a Marine recruiting booth and signs up a fugitive bank robber.

Granny suffers pangs of professional jealousy after Jed receives an honorary doctor's degree from Greely College.

Snobbish Mrs. Drysdale makes yet another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills.

Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland to join the U.S. Marines.

Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with the Clampetts.

Harry fights with a man threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz's illness concerns the staff.

Harry reasons with the man who is threatening to destroy an original draft of the Constitution; Roz has diabetes.

Dan (John Larroquette) is handcuffed to a time bomb; Bull's blind girlfriend (Elayne Boosler) tries to heat up their relationship.

Christine must tell her father, who moved in with her, that he has overstayed his welcome.

Sam tries to keep Rebecca from finding out about his second job as a substitute for a local sportscaster.

Carla plans to marry Eddie but wants to quit waitressing due to Eddie's career; Rebecca refuses to allow the wedding reception in the bar until Sam persuades Rebecca that the reception will impress her boss Mr. Drake.

Rebecca puts Sam in charge of Carla's wedding plans; Sam orders Woody to tell the church that the couple are late, Cliff to retrieve Eddie and Frasier to pick up Carla's gown.

A simple prank against Frasier nearly turns into tragedy as Norm and Cliff lead him to believe that Rebecca is lusting after him.

At Jerry's urging, Bob hires a business manager to handle his money. He ends up living on a meager allowance that affords him only such luxuries as peanut butter and jelly sandwiches for lunch.

Howard falls head over heels in love with Bob's sister, Ellen. Under most circumstances, Bob would find this perfectly acceptable, except that Ellen is engaged to someone else.

When Carol's new love interest interferes with her work, Jerry doesn't seem too concerned. But when it disrupts his love life, he decides to fire her.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

Only Max knows who has the secret plans needed to keep a reactor from exploding.

Max comes to the rescue of a madcap heiress who staged her own kidnapping.

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

After escaping from prison, a former partner of Hammer's (David Rasche) challenges him to an old-fashioned duel. Jack Thibeau guest stars.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ozzie decides to do things differently.

Confusion reigns when the Nelsons buy two new chairs for the living room.

Betty Jo becomes the first female contestant in the horseshoe tournament.

Kate decides it is time for Betty Jo to put down the books and set out to find a significant other.

Ida returns from a year of cross-country touring to learn Rhoda is divorced and Brenda is not the innocent she left.

After weeks of pavement pounding, Rhoda talks the owner of a run-down costume rental place into giving her a job.

Brenda mistakenly arranges dates with two different men for the same night.

Rhoda has two great theater tickets but can't find anyone to go with her.

Ann swallows her pride for an embarrassing TV role.

A stray dog nips Lou.

Ann listens to a black child's tale of woe.

The United States Air Force hires Ann to recruit women to the WAFS for potential space travel; Ann decorates Donald's apartment.

Shirley becomes convinced she was adopted when her brother come to town to visit.

Lenny and Squiggy replace the girls as directors of the brewery's annual talent show.

When Laverne wins a five minute, supermarket shopping spree, the gang has a list of items they want.

Lenny falls madly in love with Laverne when she gives him pity.

Mama believes the lottery is for losers until she gives Iola a winning ticket.

Stubborn Mama refuses to pay what she believes is an outrageously high electric bill.

Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

After six weeks in their country home, Lucy looks forward to a night in New York.

A misunderstanding between the Ricardos and Mertzes leads to intense jealousy.

Lucy runs afoul of customs when a young Mexican stows away in her car trunk.

Lucy can't remember the name of a man who claims to have been in love with her.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Craig throws the finals of a local drum competition.

Lucy organizes a protest march to a company stockholders meeting.

Lucy decides to have Ricky build a brick barbecue.

A female visitor to a country club stirs jealousy in the neighborhood.

A wedding cruise to Alaska brings love and conflicts to both the guests and Julie; guests Lorne Greene, Mark Harmon.

A wedding cruise to Alaska brings love and conflicts to both the guests and Julie; guests Lorne Greene, Mark Harmon.

A baker becomes involved in the romantic problems of three couples. "Love and the Boss": Howard and his wife see Howard's married boss dating another woman.

Millie and George are on jury duty. "Love and the Decision" Harold is engaged to two women.

A variety of stars perform comic sketches about love relationships.

Four women try to prove that they are as good as men by robbing a jewelry store.

Sam worries about Alice's increasing involvement with her harp teacher.

Howard moves into a swinging singles apartment at the invitation of a beautiful newswoman.

Sam lets Mike buy an old car from Goober, and he soon runs right into trouble.

Goober gets lost on a spelunking expedition.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

A family defends their ranch in 1870 California.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

Jody thinks Bill doesn't love him enough to punish him.

Danny tries to interrupt Terry's honeymoon.

Donna tries to arrange a meeting place for local boys.

Steve and Bub suddenly speak Spanish after sleeping in Mike's bed.

Robbie gets an attractive new study partner for world literature.

Lucy rents Kim's room to a woman-hating used car salesman (Jackie Coogan).

Lucy tries to enter a truck driver in a Robert Goulet "look-alike" contest.

Lucy organizes an orchestra among her girlfriends and asks Ricky to help.

Ricky objects to Lucy's "new look," a modish Italian haircut.

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

Mary decides to be absolutely honest when she learns that her income tax return is about to be audited.

Marion becomes a contestant on a TV quiz show to win the money necessary for Lori Beth's trip to Greenland.

A handsome fireman nearly sends the girls' friendship up in smoke.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

In one of her periodic campaigns to get Jed married, Granny secretly summons an old and marriageable acquaintance.

Mrs. Drysdale tries to enlist Jed's support for the struggling Beverly Hills Ballet Company.

Mama sets out to get even with an April Fools' Day prankster.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiancé, Fred Sanford.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Mike and Gloria have a heated argument over the fact that Gloria's now the aggressor in their marital relationship.

It is Archie's birthday, and he is more surprised by his birth certificate than by his surprise party.

Melanie takes Elka to the Browns locker room for her 90th birthday and ends up dating the kicker; Joy and Elka get some surprising medical news; Victoria's convinced that Elka is God.

Victoria's daughter stops by with very surprising news; Joy dates a blind man who thinks she's 26; Elka prank-calls a Yankee third baseman.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

Norm paints Rebecca's office and apartment to pay off his overextended bar tab.

Cliff (John Ratzenberger) handcuffs himself to his mother's (Frances Sternhagen) house in an effort to save it from demolition.

Jim tries to convince his family that he did not squander his inheritance by buying a run-down restaurant.

Bobby Riggs hustles Oscar in ping pong and manages to win everything, including the apartment lease.