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Shirley is influenced by a beatnik she meets at a coffeehouse.

Gopher's aunt fears disclosures about her money; an employee leaves his son with Stubing; a marriageable woman eyes two men.

Julie falls for a veterinarian; a divorced couple must share quarters; Vicki is offered a part in a TV series.

In order to keep the Clampetts in Beverly Hills, Mr. Drysdale tries to arrange a Possum Day Festival.

Granny fumes when she thinks that Mrs. Drysdale is running against her for Possum Day Queen.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

As George prepares to open his third dry-cleaning store, the Jeffersons move to an expensive East Side apartment.

Mike and Gloria teach Edith how husbands and wives can "fight fairly" with each other.

Melanie becomes embroiled in an office love triangle; Joy learns something about Sean; Victoria is insecure about dating a movie star; Elka and Mamie have a run-in with the law.

Joy's mother meets her new family members at Wilbur's christening; Joy forces Owen to pretend to be someone else; Elka touches up a fresco; Victoria annoys Melanie with her talk about Emmet.

Laura takes two pink pills and suffers disastrous side effects.

The writers demand a raise and get entangled in the world of corporate finance.

Cliff's job is in jeopardy after a romantic interlude with an attractive postal trainee (Annie Golden).

Woody puzzles over how to handle a former boxer (Tyrone Power Jr.) who insulted him.

Finances dictate either John or his new wife drop out of college.

Oscar books Felix's band as payment for a poker loss.

With his confidence fading as fast as his list of patients, Bob decides to follow Emily's advice and see a psychiatrist about his problem.

KAOS blackmails the entire nation with the dehydration formula.

Ralph and Alice argue over an actress' name; Ralph invites the bus company president to dinner.

Golfer Sam Snead helps Col. Hall shoot under par.

Ken Berry and Nanette Fabray join in tonight's episode; Carol plays a dowdy secretary discouraging some glamorous temp applicants, and the movie spoof Flight 13 To Nowhere.

Moody feels inferior to an intellectual rookie and asks to be reassigned.

Miss Brooks misinterprets a note written in French from new teacher Maurice LeBlanche as a love note asking for a date.

The Nelsons go all out to get a traffic signal installed on their street.

Injured Ann mistakes a doctor for Don.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

The twins try to interest French in Miss Faversham.

Kathy's matchmaking attempts backfire.

Donna recalls her courtship, then plays matchmaker.

Mike is dissatisfied with his current girlfriend.

Robbie becomes the victim of hero worship when he shares a locker with the school's star athlete.

Lucy places the winning bid in a celebrity auction for Milton Berle to entertain at one of her parties.

Lucy and Viv stumble into Joan Crawford's home when their car breaks down.

Lucy hears that Ricky's movie will be shelved.

Lucy is tricked into accepting the role of a bull in a television drama.

Rob talks Laura into leaving their sick son with a babysitter while they go to a party at Alan Brady's penthouse.

When Lou takes Mary and Rhoda to a movie, he sees his son-in-law with a woman who is not his daughter.

Fonzie is puzzled as to how Potsie is earning enough money to date Lori Beth's rich friend.

Laverne and Shirley go to the electric company to complain about their power being cut off.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding; an anthropologist seeks a missing link; Stubing romances the anthropologist's wife (Katherine Helmond); Julie is replaced; guests Patrick Duffy, Anthony Andrews.

A cruise to Australia includes Julie's wedding, a search for a creature, a teacher's romance and Julie's replacement.

Jethro discovers that it is his color television set that has won the heart of the maid next door.

Granny distills a love potion intended to land a husband for her "decrepit" granddaughter, Elly.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.

Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

The Bunkers learn that the "made in heaven" romance of Edith's favorite cousin isn't so divine after all.

Archie steals a box of nails from work in order to work on the house and finds himself the center of a debate on morality.

Melanie wants her first time with Alec to be perfect; Joy works as an extra; Elka and Mamie are bad influences on Wilbur.

Victoria questions her relationship with Emmet when a woman from his past shows up; Melanie and Elka contend with an unwanted guest; Joy falls for a handsome doctor.

Rob, Sally and Buddy go on big ego trips when a national magazine wants to do a story about them.

Rob tries to attend Laura's family reunion without anyone finding out that he is sick.

Frasier and Lilith want to test their parenting potential on Carla's genius son (Jarrett Lennon).

Norm's house-painting business is the target of Rebecca's marketing skills.

Bobby is distraught when a Bronx cab driver he has been dating joins the Sunshine Cab Co. to be closer to him.

Felix's daughter runs away from home so she can follow her recording idol, Paul Williams.

Emily redecorates the apartment in antiques. Bob finds her choice of furniture uncomfortable, unappealing, and hazardous to his health.

KAOS starts drying up the United States with a secret formula.

Ralph and Alice plan surprise anniversary parties for each other; Ralph's lunch box gets switched at work.

Highlights of scenes from the show that ended up on the cutting-room floor.

Guests are Dyan Cannon and Paul Lynde; Lynde plays a smarmy insurance salesman, and later appears in Canoga Falls in Cannon on As The Stomach Turns.

Muldoon is tired of being harassed for his shyness and pretends he has a date with a beautiful girl.

Conklin commissions a bust of himself for Madison High's library and finances it by fining students and teachers for breaking rules he makes up on the spot.

Ozzie thinks a dental receptionist is eyeing him.

Ann's agent plants a scandalous item about her.

Stephanie insists on having her ears pierced and asks Kimmy to pierce them for her.

Vicky's mother, Liz, helps redecorate the house; Jesse and Joey are fired by the new station manager.

A friend asks Stephanie out for pizza; Joey makes plans to ask his new boss, Alison (Martha Quinn), to dinner.

D.J., who has forgotten Kimmy's birthday, scrambles to arrange a surprise party.

Cindy volunteers the family to perform a satire of the fairy tale "Snow White.".

Annoyed at the noise the twins make, Bill jumps at the chance to send them to camp.

Kathy and Danny scold Uncle Tonoose for telling too many tall tales.

The Stones' friends think Donna and Alex are splitting.

Chip resists taking a trip with a boy he dislikes; Bub dabbles in painting.

Mike faces disciplinary action for a college fraternity prank.

Mary Jane's new boyfriend falls madly in love with Lucy.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney cause Sid Caesar to be arrested.

Desperate over having forgotten their wedding anniversary, Ricky searches for the date.

Lucy plots with a bellhop to meet Cornel Wilde.

Laura turns herself into a blonde femme fatale when she fears the romance in her marriage is fading.

Rhoda loses her job, and Mary is reluctant to tell her about an opening at the station.

A man refuses to let his talented but handicapped son play on the high-school basketball team.

Laverne's firefighter boyfriend is ready to propose, but tragedy strikes.

A teacher moonlights as an exotic dancer; Isaac's romantic advice backfires; a jewel thief meets a like-minded woman.

Gopher finds a huge sum of money; a folk singer meets a politician from her past; a man tampers with his daughter's love life.

Mr. Drysdale and Granny try to marry off Jed to a woman they believe is a millionaire.

The Clampetts think a dieting billionaire is a starving farmer, and they try to fatten him up.

Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau.

Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

When Lamont falls for an older woman, Fred schemes to show him how ridiculous it is.

Archie becomes depressed after taking a magazine's life expectancy test that indicates he will die when he reaches 57.

Edith runs into her childhood sweetheart while in her hometown for a wedding.

Melanie sets Joy up on a date; Elka acts as Victoria's agent; secrets are exposed on game night.

Joy tests her sleuthing skills on a suspicious Yogi; Victoria learns about being a responsible friend; Mamie confronts Elka about her bossiness; Melanie has hallucinations due to fasting.

Rob is forced to squelch the scheme of an opportunistic old friend.

Rob receives a ransom demand of $2,500 for his lost television script.

Frasier and Lilith reject city living and seek a new lifestyle in the wilderness.

Rebecca promises Sam anything if he finds borrowed diamond earrings she lost.

A feisty, rich, but lonely old lady tries to buy Alex's companionship.

Oscar takes a job with a radio station as a sports talk show host.

Bob breaks a long-standing rule against treating friends when he agrees to counsel Emily's chum, whose marriage to a muscular gym teacher seems to be breaking up.

KAOS marks Smart for death when he is the only one who can spot one of their agents.

Ralph places racetrack bets for his neighbors; Ralph hopes a failed medical exam will bring him insurance benefits.

A girl's millionaire father ejects suitor Doberman.

Guest stars Ken Berry and Totie Fields drop by to take part in some of Carol's most popular recurring sketches.

A clever pickpocket who always wanted to be a cop arrests Toody and Muldoon.

A female photographer who arrives to take pictures of a model teacher catches the eye of Mr. Boynton, infuriating Miss Brooks, who forces herself between the two.

Ozzie's opportunity to speak at a civic club meeting is taken away.

Don refuses to shave his new beard.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

Michelle misinterprets Steve's (Scott Weinger) Valentine's Day card and proposes marriage.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse, but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

French is shocked when he learns that his nephew is not going to follow family tradition.

Danny takes over as "stage mother" when he prepares Linda for her TV debut.

A young family friend falls for Mary.

Bub's card-playing buddies cause problems for the Douglases.

Steve takes the boys to Tokyo.

Lucy unexpectedly becomes the featured singer with Phil Harris' Big Band.

Lucy learns that Mr. Mooney is being considered for the presidency of a San Francisco bank.

Lucy and Ethel go to Palm Springs; guest Rock Hudson.

Lucy extends an invitation to a dance by throwing herself at Van Johnson.

Laura matches her pharmacist cousin with Rob's co-writer, Sally, for a dinner party with disastrous results.

When Lou asks Mary to help him find someone to redecorate his living room, Mary suggests Rhoda.

A college scout offers Chachi a shady basketball scholarship.

Carmine takes a job as a loan shark's enforcer, since she is always looking to make money.

Stubing's friend (Joan Fontaine) tries to cheer a former lover; the chef quits; an investigator (Bernie Kopell) probes a jewel theft.

A woman falls for a paid escort; Gopher learns about a ghost aboard; Vicki aims for sophistication to attract a boy.

The senior Clampetts plan an old-fashioned barn dance, but Elly and Jethro turn it into a rock 'n' roll blast.

Mrs. Drysdale's father, a wily Bostonian short of cash, finds it's not too easy to part the Clampetts from their gold.

Vint agrees to marry a Portuguese woman so she can get legal U.S. status.

Eunice undergoes a drastic change after listening to Buzz's tape on positive thinking.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Grady feels out of place when he moves in with his daughter and her family.

Mike and Archie make a bet to see who can do without his favorite indulgence for 48 hours.

After he finally finishes school, Mike lands a permanent job.

Victoria wonders about her relationship with Emmet as the movie is ending; Melanie questions her relationship with Alec; Joy learns something mysterious about Elka.

Elka and Mamie's illegal business activities endanger the group; a local mobster and his mother offer help.

Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

Laura and Millie become stage mothers when their sons are cast in a TV commercial.

Sam pretends that he is impotent so he can consult with a beautiful psychiatrist (Madolyn Smith Osborne).

Woody's wealthy girlfriend (Jackie Swanson) expects more than a song for her birthday.

Tony and Bobby's friendship comes to an end when Bobby allows Tony's prized pet fish to die.

Oscar starts dating an old flame and decides he would like to marry her.

Emily agrees to help operate a children's summer camp and tries to persuade Bob to be one of the counselors.

Max meets a woman who demands $50,000 for her testimony against a KAOS agent.

The Nortons move in with the Kramdens while their apartment gets painted; Ralph invites his boss to dinner.

Bilko sets up a boys' camp at Fort Baxter to raise money for himself.

Carol salutes MGM with the help of guest stars Chita Rivera and Bob Newhart; spoofs of classic movies abound, including Ninotchka, Blackboard Jungle, Gone With The Wind, and more.

The timid man in charge during Capt. Block's vacation is rumored to be an ogre.

Miss Brooks oversleeps for class thanks to some sleeping pills Mrs. Davis had stored in an aspirin bottle. Later, others make the same mistake and doze off in Conklin's office.

ALF is guest host on "The Tonight Show.".

ALF is guest host on "The Tonight Show.".

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

Jesse considers becoming a father again until a particularly hectic day of baby-sitting changes his mind.

D.J.'s prom date (Scott Weinger) abandons her after he is elected prom king and his old girlfriend (Christi Harris) is elected queen.

A hypnotist thinks he has the boys under his spell.

The Monkees see a pulsing eye that freezes people to their television sets.

Introducing young viewers to owls.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A dog keeps a veteran and her family comfortable after coming home from deployment; a horse and a dog help a young woman overcome her anxiety.

Jack counts down some of his most extreme animal destinations around the world.

Michelle is princess for a day at Walt Disney World and runs away.

Jesse and Joey have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot Center; Danny proposes to Vicky.

The gang sneaks into a summer camp to return the pet rabbit that Michelle stole.

D.J. violates her dad's curfew when she falls asleep in Steve's apartment; Michelle is hard-pressed to complete a school assignment.

Bobby and Peter camp out in the backyard to look for UFOs. Former astronaut James McDivitt guest stars.

Oliver, the Bradys' cousin, is convinced he is a jinx because things seem to go wrong when he is present.

Peter discovers he has a look-alike at school and takes him home to play a trick on his family.

Bobby and Oliver become convinced they have discovered a spy plot that involves Mike.

The castaways overhear the voices of gangsters threatening their lives.

Mr. Howell wins all the Skipper's possessions betting on turtle races.

The Skipper insists a stone found by Gilligan will grant the finder three wishes before sundown.

The Professor tries to cure the Skipper's amnesia by hypnotizing him and taking him through time.

Carter volunteers Gomer for a parachute jump, and then suffers conscience pangs.

Gomer, entrusted to date the colonel's daughter, loses her at a go-go club.

Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief.

Carter and Gomer conduct a frantic search for a live mortar shell that Gomer misplaced.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Dan (John Larroquette) is called to active duty by his Army Reserve unit. With Harry Anderson.

The court staff holds a memorial service for Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.

Dan is forced to perform an appendectomy on one of his rescuers because of an injury to the doctor's hands. The court staff, meanwhile, prepares to hold Dan's memorial service.

A courthouse fire thwarts last-minute campaigning by would-be assemblyman Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.

The gang covers for Eddie (Jay Thomas), who forgot his wedding anniversary.

Sam encourages a reunion between feuding sisters Rebecca and Susan (Marcia Cross).

Rebecca can't convince the others that a married author (John McMartin) is interested in her.

Sam, encouraged by Robin Colcord, toys with the idea of opening his own bar.

Bob becomes the "oldest permanent psychologist in Chicago" when the ceiling in his office collapses, and he has to set up shop wherever he can find the space.

Bob's old friend Murdock is in town for a day to sell a complex giveaway item to a Chicago cereal company. Bob invites him to stay overnight, but the brief encounter stretches out to a week when Murdock can't make his business connections.

Howard insists on joining Bob and Emily's anniversary dinner at a fashionable Chicago restaurant in order to enlist their aid in popping the question to Ellen. But he chokes up in the clutch, and Bob is forced to do the proposing for him.

When an unseen member, a Mr. Gianelli, threatens to turn the group's annual surprise party into a disaster, Bob kicks him out of the group, and his decision meets with instant approval until Mr. Gianelli dies under a ton of zucchini.

Max opens his own spy agency to help make ends meet when there's a cutback at CONTROL.

Max and 99 are captured when they go to search for a new KAOS super weapon.

Sledge (David Rasche) learns that an amorous district attorney (Janice Lynde) is the leader of a group of renegade policemen. David Leisure also guest stars.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

Someone unexpected comes to David's birthday party.

Ozzie becomes extremely sensitive to sound.

Uncle Joe convinces two overweight women that the Shady Rest is really a reducing farm, where their loss is management's gain.

Railroad executive Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville with a railroad tycoon, who is determined to purchase the Cannonball.

Rhoda gets so tied up in work that she forgets about a birthday party she had planned for Brenda.

Rhoda and Brenda plan a surprise party for their parents' 40th wedding anniversary.

Rhoda's boss, Jack, asks her for a date so he can impress some visiting friends.

In an effort to increase their earning capacity, Rhoda and Brenda enroll in night school.

Snow traps Ann, her parents and Don at the airport.

Don's TV script about Ann undergoes a massive rewrite.

An old boyfriend of Ann's becomes the owner of her apartment building.

Don is offered a job in Paris.

Sgt. Plout talks the girls into proving that they are as tough as men.

Sleepwalking Squiggy thinks he is a foreign duke, and Lenny asks the girls for help with him.

Laverne's cousin Antonio visits from Italy and stays at the apartment. The guys prank him.

Laverne and Shirley need a job so they take a waitress job at Lenny's greasy diner.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

Lucy appoints herself Ricky's agent.

Lucy finds success as a morning-show co-host but hates getting up at 4 a.m.; guest Paul Douglas.

Lucy loses a contact lens in a chocolate cake made for a charity sale.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

A diamond cutter (Wally Cox) uses Lucy's home as a secret workshop.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Lucy gets trapped in Richard Widmark's house after trying to steal a grapefruit from a tree in his backyard.

Lucy and Ethel try to take a memento of California back to New York with them.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

A bigamist with three wives faces a female judge. "Love and the Ski Lodge" Dan and Laura go on their honeymoon.

John is mistakenly framed by a photographer and a model. "Love and the Well-Groomed Bride" George latches onto Lily just before she's to marry Sidney.

Mark and Janice decide to go to Paris; Sam and Bella are getting a divorce after 48 years of marriage.

Calvin Pyborn has been assaulted by two love-starved women.

Mayberry's town council decides to let three school students take on key civic offices as a practical lesson.

Sam has doubts about recommending Millie as a director for the church play.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness.".

Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike.

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Jesse and Rebecca face the prospect of punishing their children for the first time.

Stephanie's new friend, Mickey, pressures her into picking up the smoking habit.

Jesse inherits a San Francisco nightclub and learns a thing or two about opening a new business.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

The twins win a lamb in a contest.

Danny doesn't want to keep his dental appointment.

Donna tries to impress a woman with her good taste.

Chip challenges Robbie in business.

Tramp is framed.

Lucille Ball insists that Lucy enter a celebrity look-alike contest.

Lucy causes a family crisis when she waits up for Chris, who is out on a date.

John Wayne helps Lucy return the cement block with his footprints.

When Ricky refuses to entertain at a studio party, Lucy accepts in his place.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

Ted falls for Chuckles the Clown's daughter.

Fonzie and Roger help Lori Beth with her plans to marry Richie in Greenland.

To prove a point, Shirley insists that she and Laverne sit at separate tables at a restaurant.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

The Clampetts are unimpressed with the costly champion racehorse Drysdale buys them as an investment.

Banker Drysdale persuades his wife to accept Granny's challenge to a horse-and-buggy race.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Gloria has an announcement, she is pregnant, but fears Michael's reaction since he has strong feelings over the world's overpopulation.

Mike declares his and Gloria's moving day as "Independence Day" after five years of suffering.

Victoria is tricked into coming home for a visit, only to find her mother in an alarming state; Joy and Melanie revisit the '70s; Elka offers Penny advice.

Since they both have been married several times before, Emmet searches for a way to propose.

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

Sam tries to initiate a relationship with Rebecca after discovering that she has been dreaming about him.

Sam is the runner-up in the race for Rebecca when she is swept off her feet by another man (Roger Rees).

Louie promises to turn over a new leaf when he fears he may die during an operation.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.