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Gomer's new friend, a crow, turns out to be a thief.

Carter and Gomer conduct a frantic search for a live mortar shell that Gomer misplaced.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Dan (John Larroquette) is called to active duty by his Army Reserve unit. With Harry Anderson.

The court staff holds a memorial service for Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.

Dan is forced to perform an appendectomy on one of his rescuers because of an injury to the doctor's hands. The court staff, meanwhile, prepares to hold Dan's memorial service.

A courthouse fire thwarts last-minute campaigning by would-be assemblyman Dan (John Larroquette). With Harry Anderson.

The gang covers for Eddie (Jay Thomas), who forgot his wedding anniversary.

Sam encourages a reunion between feuding sisters Rebecca and Susan (Marcia Cross).

Rebecca can't convince the others that a married author (John McMartin) is interested in her.

Sam, encouraged by Robin Colcord, toys with the idea of opening his own bar.

Bob becomes the "oldest permanent psychologist in Chicago" when the ceiling in his office collapses, and he has to set up shop wherever he can find the space.

Bob's old friend Murdock is in town for a day to sell a complex giveaway item to a Chicago cereal company. Bob invites him to stay overnight, but the brief encounter stretches out to a week when Murdock can't make his business connections.

Howard insists on joining Bob and Emily's anniversary dinner at a fashionable Chicago restaurant in order to enlist their aid in popping the question to Ellen. But he chokes up in the clutch, and Bob is forced to do the proposing for him.

When an unseen member, a Mr. Gianelli, threatens to turn the group's annual surprise party into a disaster, Bob kicks him out of the group, and his decision meets with instant approval until Mr. Gianelli dies under a ton of zucchini.

Max opens his own spy agency to help make ends meet when there's a cutback at CONTROL.

Max and 99 are captured when they go to search for a new KAOS super weapon.

Sledge (David Rasche) learns that an amorous district attorney (Janice Lynde) is the leader of a group of renegade policemen. David Leisure also guest stars.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Groucho Marx picks apart his guests.

Someone unexpected comes to David's birthday party.

Ozzie becomes extremely sensitive to sound.

Uncle Joe convinces two overweight women that the Shady Rest is really a reducing farm, where their loss is management's gain.

Railroad executive Homer Bedloe arrives in Hooterville with a railroad tycoon, who is determined to purchase the Cannonball.

Rhoda gets so tied up in work that she forgets about a birthday party she had planned for Brenda.

Rhoda and Brenda plan a surprise party for their parents' 40th wedding anniversary.

Rhoda's boss, Jack, asks her for a date so he can impress some visiting friends.

In an effort to increase their earning capacity, Rhoda and Brenda enroll in night school.

Snow traps Ann, her parents and Don at the airport.

Don's TV script about Ann undergoes a massive rewrite.

An old boyfriend of Ann's becomes the owner of her apartment building.

Don is offered a job in Paris.

Sgt. Plout talks the girls into proving that they are as tough as men.

Sleepwalking Squiggy thinks he is a foreign duke, and Lenny asks the girls for help with him.

Laverne's cousin Antonio visits from Italy and stays at the apartment. The guys prank him.

Laverne and Shirley need a job so they take a waitress job at Lenny's greasy diner.

Vint hocks Mama's silver to get enough cash to bail a friend out of jail.

Mama saves the day when the band scheduled to play at a school dance cancels its performance.

Naomi's former husband tries to win her back.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

Lucy appoints herself Ricky's agent.

Lucy finds success as a morning-show co-host but hates getting up at 4 a.m.; guest Paul Douglas.

Lucy loses a contact lens in a chocolate cake made for a charity sale.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

A diamond cutter (Wally Cox) uses Lucy's home as a secret workshop.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

Lucy gets trapped in Richard Widmark's house after trying to steal a grapefruit from a tree in his backyard.

Lucy and Ethel try to take a memento of California back to New York with them.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

A "Marriage-A-Thon" cruise has 25 engaged couples competing for prizes before a mass wedding; guest Ann Jillian.

A bigamist with three wives faces a female judge. "Love and the Ski Lodge" Dan and Laura go on their honeymoon.

John is mistakenly framed by a photographer and a model. "Love and the Well-Groomed Bride" George latches onto Lily just before she's to marry Sidney.

Mark and Janice decide to go to Paris; Sam and Bella are getting a divorce after 48 years of marriage.

Calvin Pyborn has been assaulted by two love-starved women.

Mayberry's town council decides to let three school students take on key civic offices as a practical lesson.

Sam has doubts about recommending Millie as a director for the church play.

Sam's punishing of his son brings intense local pressure against him for his "unfairness.".

Sam fights a traffic ticket to demonstrate his principles to Mike.

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Jesse and Rebecca face the prospect of punishing their children for the first time.

Stephanie's new friend, Mickey, pressures her into picking up the smoking habit.

Jesse inherits a San Francisco nightclub and learns a thing or two about opening a new business.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

The twins win a lamb in a contest.

Danny doesn't want to keep his dental appointment.

Donna tries to impress a woman with her good taste.

Chip challenges Robbie in business.

Tramp is framed.

Lucille Ball insists that Lucy enter a celebrity look-alike contest.

Lucy causes a family crisis when she waits up for Chris, who is out on a date.

John Wayne helps Lucy return the cement block with his footprints.

When Ricky refuses to entertain at a studio party, Lucy accepts in his place.

Rob is determined to go on a business trip even though Laura wants him to see their son, Ritchie, star in a school play.

Ted falls for Chuckles the Clown's daughter.

Fonzie and Roger help Lori Beth with her plans to marry Richie in Greenland.

To prove a point, Shirley insists that she and Laverne sit at separate tables at a restaurant.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

A dying tycoon (Lloyd Bridges) charters the ship to re-evaluate his relatives.

The Clampetts are unimpressed with the costly champion racehorse Drysdale buys them as an investment.

Banker Drysdale persuades his wife to accept Granny's challenge to a horse-and-buggy race.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Fred puts his home and business up for sale when he hears an intense earthquake will hit and looks for a shelter in Las Vegas.

Esther fights with Woodrow and moves into the Sanford house. Fred comes up with plans to patch things up between them and send Esther home.

Gloria has an announcement, she is pregnant, but fears Michael's reaction since he has strong feelings over the world's overpopulation.

Mike declares his and Gloria's moving day as "Independence Day" after five years of suffering.

Victoria is tricked into coming home for a visit, only to find her mother in an alarming state; Joy and Melanie revisit the '70s; Elka offers Penny advice.

Since they both have been married several times before, Emmet searches for a way to propose.

Rob's younger brother involves Sally Rogers in a romantic Waterloo.

Stacey (Jerry Van Dyke) saves both his coffeehouse and his romance.

Sam tries to initiate a relationship with Rebecca after discovering that she has been dreaming about him.

Sam is the runner-up in the race for Rebecca when she is swept off her feet by another man (Roger Rees).

Louie promises to turn over a new leaf when he fears he may die during an operation.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.

Emily accuses Bob of being stuck in a middle-aged rut and challenges him to switch family responsibilities.

Max tries to explain to a woman that the olive she ate is really a miniaturized receiver.

Ralph's attempt to secure Tommy and Jimmy Dorsey as performers for the Raccoon's Ball hits a snag when he finds the brothers in the middle of a feud.

Former New York Yankees Yogi Berra and Gil McDougald join Bilko for a baseball story.

Tim Conway and Pat Carroll guest star; Tim contributes in sketches as the Lone Ranger and as a man who lives a dog's life; Pat joins in on the latest Carol & Sis installment.

Sylvia Schnauser plans for the elaborate wedding that she feels she missed by eloping 15 years ago.

The students strike for better food.

Ozzie accidentally opens an accountant's safe.

Ann's attempts to help a drunken actor are misinterpreted when he comes to his senses.

Michelle wants Danny to stop treating her like a baby, so she tries to act grown-up.

The opening of Jesse's new club is marked by a comical series of mishaps.

Michelle takes drastic action after her mail-order toy turns out to be a dud.

Stephanie and Kimmy (Andrea Barber) plot to catch Steve (Scott Weinger) in the act of cheating on D.J.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

A rodeo cowboy fascinates Buffy and Jody.

Danny's vacation replacement (Buddy Hackett) is being trailed by a welfare worker who wants to take his daughter away from him.

Jeff's stray cat is found to be a valuable Manx.

Mike eyes the campus queen.

An unexpected visitor catches Steve by surprise.

Lucy runs away on a fake blind date while spending the weekend at Kim's.

Lucy goes after Jerry's math teacher for a Saturday night date.

Ricky sells his car and the Mertzes think they are being stranded in California.

Lucy, unaccustomed to train travel, envisions intrigue and romance.

While rummaging through Rob's old army equipment, Rob and Laura recall that he broke her foot the night they met.

Mary accepts a date with the governor's executive adviser and gets a new view of the "glamorous" political life.

Howard's lovely bowling partner has amorous intentions; Marion is jealous.

After losing their jobs, the girls decide to move to California.

A widow plays matchmaker for her sister; Isaac's dental filling receives transmissions; a couple's vow stops at "obey.".

Doc reconciles with his brother; A couple tries deception to get free passage; A girl experiences first love.

A burglar on the loose in Beverly Hills tries to deceive the Clampetts before robbing their mansion.

Granny discovers an ostrich gulping tomatoes in her backyard and thinks it's a giant chicken.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Fred is inside the bank when it gets robbed, and becomes a hostage.

Fred and Lamont take in boarders to pay the mortgage, but the prospects don't look good.

Archie's zealousness to get a promotion costs him a lot more than he bargained for.

Archie flaunts the fact he has saved the life of an unconscious woman in his cab, but he hopes to keep the story hushed after discovering the woman is really a man in drag.

Victoria acts as a spokesmodel and commits to a donation on national television; Joy reunites with a fireman.

The women try to make Wilbur's first birthday memorable; Melanie and Alec consider having a family together.

Rob Petrie becomes a trial lawyer to prosecute a shifty salesman.

Rob learns that a shoe clerk's lot is not always a happy one.

Cliff experiences a peculiar case of blindness that inexplicably manifests whenever his new-found love brings up the topic of marriage.

Norm's creation of a fictional house-painting partner results in real problems for him.

Alex arranges a date between Elaine and one of his fares, who is a real loser with women.

Felix, his cousin Ben and Oscar all face jail for fraud in one of Felix's advertising schemes.

Bob and Emily invite Carol to share her "heavy" experiences with the overweight workshop.

Hymie resists the possibility of engaging in a fight with a KAOS robot.

The Kramdens watch for a prowler; Alice becomes a "Glow Worm Girl" for a commercial.

Using his wiles, Bilko attempts to get a reassignment to Sumter, S.C.

Guest stars Eileen Farrell, Marilyn Horne, and David Frost class up the joint as they join Carol and the gang for an operatic, Italian-style production of Cinderella.

The club wants to buy Capt. Block a gift.

Conklin, Boynton, and Miss Brooks attend the reading of the will of Mr. Casey, a cat.

Guilt propels Ozzie into a spending spree.

A rich, elderly man pursues Ann.

Jesse, Danny and Joey each think they have found Michelle's stolen bike.

Jesse and Rebecca turn to a support group to see if they can socialize Nicky and Alex.

Joey hosts a new game show in which couples discover how well they know each other.

The circulation of a nasty rumor leads Stephanie to dish out some dirt on a classmate (Marla Sokoloff).

Marcia's new part-time job at an ice cream parlor causes problems at home and with her boyfriend.

Bill thinks his discipline caused the twins' allergy.

Rusty breaks Danny's golf clubs and wants Linda to take the blame.

Alex and Donna visit a misrepresented resort.

All the Douglases fall in love at once.

Chip has no mother to supply a recipe for a contest.

Lucy helps a fired waitress get her job back.

Chaos results after Lucy volunteers to referee Jerry's football game.

When the Ricardos return from Hollywood, Ricky is hailed as a major celebrity.

Ricky's new fame leads the Ricardos to consider moving to a larger apartment.

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

After Mary's complaint results in a woman being fired from her waitress position, Mary hires her as an assistant.

A waitress at a roadside diner resembles Fonzie's long-lost mother.

The girls meet their new neighbors and experience their first earthquake.

A woman falls for a man's claim of a year of celibacy; a woman's bridge partners hinder her romance; Stubing makes Vicki his secretary.

Doc sees his new bride kissing another man; a safety inspector falls in love; a former employer wants a lady executive to work for him.

Sonny pays a return visit to Beverly Hills, rekindling the Clampetts' hopes of a marriage for Elly.

Granny announces she is going back home on doctor business to "fetch" a baby into the world.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Fred and Lamont see a television series that resembles their lives. They become furious and prepare to sue the network.

Fred goes into show business in order to get his brother-in-law out of the house.

Mike must decide if he wants to be in the delivery room during the birth of the baby.

Archie feels that the chain letter he threw away has suddenly caused him bad luck and physical pains.

Melanie rebounds with Danny; Victoria hires a lawyer to help Emmet; Joy and Elka attend film class.

The ladies begin to reminisce about their favorite moments and bloopers from Season 4.

The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

Rebecca invites the mayor of Boston to the Cheers' centennial anniversary party; Lilith goes into labor as the festivities surrounding the bar's 100th anniversary hit a high note.

Carla holds up well after Eddie is killed in a freak accident -- until his other widow (Anne De Salvo) shows up.

Bobby tears up his cabbie license when it seems he has finally landed a long-awaited role in a soap opera.

When Felix learns that his high-school sweetheart is now a grandmother, he begins to think his own life is nearly over.