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When the vending-machine girl reveals her hidden desire to meet Louie, Alex introduces them.

Oscar is suspected of foul play when no one seems to be able to find Felix.

Jerry's depression turns to instant joy when a globe-trotting ex-flame (Gail Strickland) suddenly re-enters his life and proposes.

When a KAOS agent with a Maxwell Smart mask shoots a bank guard, Max gets blamed.

Part 2/2. When Ralph and Norton find airline tickets, they think Alice is planning on running away with the producer of "This Is Your Life.".

Bilko needs money for a New York City furlough.

Guests: Paul Lynde and Peggy Lee.

Mrs. Bronson refuses to leave her new apartment even though the building has no walls.

Miss Brooks plays matchmaker between a reluctant janitor and a cleaning lady.

Kate (Anne Schedeen) goes back to work when a strike sends Willie (Max Wright) home.

In a nightmare, Willie (Max Wright) dreams ALF is his school roommate. With Anne Schedeen.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Mike helps a toy designer being replaced by computers.

A rival group's manager kidnaps the Monkees. George: Vic Tayback.

Learning how pets donate blood.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A boy with Down syndrome finds his perfect sidekick in a donkey; a college student saves the life of a pigeon, and the pigeon returns the favor.

Jack counts down some of his favorite primates, from Proboscis Monkeys to Howlers and Baboons.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Skip Farnun sees the Bradys coming out of a supermarket and decides they are ideal for his soap commercial.

Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters.

Jan is determined to establish her own identity when teachers compare her to Marcia.

Carol and Mike are on opposing sides when Greg wants to go out for the high-school football team.

Mr. Howell puts Gilligan through basic training to be a millionaire's socialite son.

A fall from a coconut tree gives Gilligan an inflated nose and a deflated ego.

Gilligan finds himself a blushing bride when a native chief comes to the island to marry off his daughter. However, he must compete with another suitor for the young woman's hand.

Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide who the prettiest woman is on the island. Others try to influence him to cast his vote in their favor.

A visiting congressman befriends Gomer and suggests that his commanding officer promote him to corporal.

Gomer dreams that Carter will propose to Bunny.

Carter halfheartedly enters Gomer to represent his platoon in the base talent contest.

When Gomer becomes separated from his sightseeing tour group, he finds himself in the president's office.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Bull scores very high on an I.Q. test and is offered a cushy job at a think-tank trying to communicate mentally with test animals.

Motherhood loses its appeal when Christine (Markie Post) baby-sits a friend's energetic infant. With Harry Anderson.

The staff mugs before courtroom TV cameras; guest Marion Ross.

Bull (Richard Moll) is on a game show; a cantankerous judge (Florence Stanley) jails Dan (John Larroquette) for contempt.

Rebecca suspects Robin of an ulterior motive after she moves in with him.

Robin (Roger Rees) and Rebecca face criminal charges following an ill-fated corporate takeover attempt.

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

The gang has reservations about Sam's desire to rehire Rebecca.

A professional basketball team hires Bob to give a psychological assist to its superstar.

Bob develops a unique psychological problem when Carol decides to resume her college career and become a psychologist.

The Hartleys are bombarded with legal hassles when Bob is sued by a shy patient and Emily decides to fight a parking ticket.

When the Hartleys entertain Howard's son, they hire a beauty queen (Brooke Adams) as a babysitter.

Tired of waiting for Max to pop the question, 99 agrees to marry a casino boss.

Max and 99 are mistaken for KAOS agents and receive a doll that is very valuable to KAOS.

After Sledge (David Rasche) arrests the leader of a satanic cult, the followers storm the precinct. Mark Blankfield and Tom Henschel guest star.

Sledge (David Rasche) loses his cool when a gang of hoods steals his prized Magnum. Bill Dana and Allan Miller guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie's name is spelled incorrectly in the local newspaper.

Ozzie and Thorny don't show much enthusiasm for a basketball game between their families.

Uncle Joe spreads a rumor of a silver strike has been found in the area as a scheme to get more people to stay at the Shady Rest, and dig his drainage ditch for free.

Uncle Joe tries to rig a talent contest he is promoting, in order to assure that one of his nieces will win.

Gary turns to Ida for some mothering when his own mother moves to Florida.

Rhoda talks Jack into throwing a party at the costume company to bring in new customers.

Benny invests his life savings in Gary Levy's jeans store and becomes an instant tycoon.

The bank where Brenda works holds a "Miss Security Bank Girl" contest.

Don accompanies Ann on a job in a Las Vegas show; an egotistical actor tries to ruin her relationship.

Ann and Don plan an elaborate joke in retaliation for the joke Marty played on them.

A young guest upsets Ann's dinner for Don's friends.

With Ann's help, her agent revives his comedy career.

Sonny sacrifices his stuntman job for his romance with Laverne.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

Mama's daughter (Betty White) secretly checks into the hospital for an operation.

The Harpers race to the betting window when Mama has visions of winning horses.

Mama, Naomi and Iola compete to see who makes the best chili.

Lucy feels guilty when she realizes the next day is Little Ricky's birthday and wants to call him.

Lucy is "discovered" by an Italian film director while traveling to Rome.

The Ricardos' belongings disappear from a borrowed Vermont cabin; with Ida Lupino, Howard Duff.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Lucy drops a penny worth $16.50 into a storm drain.

Lucy, in an attempt to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style, transforms the crooner into a rock 'n' roller.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Lucy can't cross the French-Italian border because she lost her passport.

Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos.

A mystery writer searches for a lost nephew; Stubing is offered a New York job; Julie becomes a jealous wife's target.