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When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

The castaways discover that Gilligan has been keeping a secret diary.

Gilligan puts skipper on a crash diet after they plan on joining the Navy when they are rescued.

The castaways find a crate of magician's props. They each decide to learn one of the tricks and put on a show.

A famous painter, who has renounced civilization, visits the island.

When Lou-Ann is about to be fired as a nightclub singer, Gomer finds her a job as a salesgirl.

Aunt Bee objects to Carter's attitude toward Gomer during a radio interview.

Gomer is panic-stricken when he discovers that his face will be on the new Marine recruiting poster instead of Carter's.

When a female Marine begins to chase Gomer, it threatens his romance with Lou-Ann Poovie. Guest star: Carol Burnett.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Harry (Harry Anderson) is shocked to learn that his date (guest star Wendy Schaal) is a former porn star. Bobbi Jo Latham also guest stars.

A bungling bailiff trainee (guest star Denny Dillon) lets a psychotic mental patient (guest star Nana Visitor) escape.

Dan's admission into a prestigious law club hinges on Christine's reaction to his sponsor's advances.

Christine (Markie Post), declared dead by a computer, is relegated to assisting her replacement. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Sam enlists Carla and Norm to help him race Robin's yacht in the Boston Regatta.

Alexis Smith guest stars as Rebecca's former college professor -- and Sam's new love interest.

Cliff's storehouse of irrelevant facts is tested when he becomes a contestant on "Jeopardy!".

Rebecca is on cloud nine following an enchanting evening with Robin Colcord (Roger Rees), much to Sam's chagrin.

Bob accepts a seemingly innocent invitation to appear as the guest on a TV discussion program. He winds up in the jaws of a dilemma when the show host turns out to have the disposition of a shark.

Bob moves up in the world from the seventh to the 10th floor when he joins the firm of a swinging psychiatrist.

Bob suffers family problems when his mother becomes a houseguest and an elderly patient involves him in a parent-child vendetta.

When she's given an assignment to see what makes a bunch of doctors tick, inquiring news reporter Ellen Hartley gives Bob and his medical cohorts the tell-it-like-it-is treatment. Meanwhile, Carol is on vacation and Gail is filling in for her.

Smart and 99 search for a KAOS agent who has the antidote to some poison Max received.

Just before CONTROL's top scientist dies, he confesses that the real brain behind his work is Dr. T.

Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall.

Hammer is in danger when a woman gives him a delayed-action poison.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Dave and Rick earn some Christmas money on their own.

Chaos ensues when Grandma Nelson's Christmas gifts arrive late without name tags.

When Granny, Uncle Jed, Elly May and Jethro decide to return to the country for the holidays, they discover airline travel.

The Clampetts, home for Christmas, help Cousin Pearl woo Mr. Brewster, the big oil company executive.

The Monkees are charged with helping a cynical young boy rediscover the spirit of Christmas, in this hilarious holiday episode co-starring Munsters mainstay Butch Patrick and featuring Christmas classics such as Deck The Halls, Jingle Bells, and The 12 Days Of Christmas, among others.

The castaways learn that the Coast Guard has sighted them and is sending a cutter to the rescue.

The family gets stuck in an airport in Colorado and has to spend Christmas there; Stephanie fears Santa won't find her.

Rebecca wishes for a white Christmas in San Francisco; D.J. wishes that Steve could attend college closer to home.

ALF is trapped in a box of toys going to a children's hospital.

ALF is trapped in a box of toys going to a children's hospital.

Mama's not in the merriest of moods when she's forced to play Santa at the mall.

Mr. Jarvis sets out to ruin Doris' Christmas party.

Mother/daughter cons work a Christmas cruise; depression overcomes a comic portraying Santa; a couple are reunited after 11 years.

A priest travels with six orphans; a couple pretends to be compatible; a wrongly convicted man meets the person he holds responsible.

An angelic man (Mickey Rooney) becomes involved with a sick little boy, a couple (Maureen McCormick, Donny Osmond) and a pair of nuns.

Mr. Mooney is recruited to fill a gap in the Christmas choir.

Everyone exchanges gifts to buy presents for their friends, so nobody gets what they want, and the lady in charge of exchanges at the store is anything but cheerful.

Archie is depressed because he did not get his usual Christmas bonus.

Christmas dinner finds Archie playing host to a draft dodger and a father whose son was killed in the war.

After lashing out at Lamont, Esther and Bubba, Fred has a dream in which Lamont is the spirit of Christmas past.

Mortified by an old Christmas movie she made, Victoria tries to get the rights from her ex-husband (Ernie Hudson); Melanie and a neighbor compete over Christmas decorations; Joy spends Christmas without her mother but finds an unlikely proxy.

Diane exposes a customer who exaggerates about his alleged World War II spying activities.

Sam and Diane separate for a week to re-evaluate their relationship.

A wealthy customer discloses that the Cheers gang will be remembered in his will.

Sam tries to charm his beloved sports car away from the widow (Dana Delany) of the man who bought it.

The court deals with a psychiatric patient who is posing as Santa; a nasty shoplifter (Michael J. Fox) casts a cloud over the holidays.

A Christmas Eve blizzard strands the staff in the courtroom with a group of defendants. With Harry Anderson and John Larroquette.

Alex takes his ex-wife to Latka and Simka's traditional Christmas party to rid her of the holiday blues.

Dobie passes on Maynard's party for a society bash.

Maynard's charity to a Mexican boy causes trouble.

Maynard believes in Santa Claus.

Ralph offers to direct a play, but it coincides with his vacation to Miami.

As Christmas approaches, Ralph Kramden's latest get-rich scheme risks his and Alice's life savings on the lottery; the gamble also places Alice's mother's Social Security check in jeopardy.

Bernie falls in love with a nurse; in "Love And The Hypnotist," Richard suffers from the after-effects of his stag party on his honeymoon.

John finds that the perfect girl is too good to be real; a mechanical elf has a mind of its own.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

After Stephanie goes joyriding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

Jan considers herself a loser when her latest interest, tap dancing, drives the whole family crazy.

Bill woos a geologist; puppy love hits Buffy.

Danny tries to fight his way out of paying a parking ticket.

Jeff agrees to write love letters for a Greek friend.

Steve seeks a particular doctor for his ailing back.

Robbie's girlfriend has an attractive, single mother.

Lucy is assigned to serve a court summons to a rude and evasive woman.

Lucy and Viv find themselves "volunteers" for a psychological test for women in space.

Fred's fear of seasickness threatens the Ricardos and Mertzes' trip to Europe.

Lucy is left on the dock when the Ricardos and Mertzes sail for Europe.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Ted decides to move in when the apartment directly below Mary's becomes available.

Chachi learns his mother is dating a mystery man and tries to set her up with Al.

Rum-filled candies make Laverne tipsy when she eats too many, risking her new job.

A man offers the crew $10,000 to find him a wife; a girl must confront her former love; a man tries to dump his assistant for a blonde.

Three men (Edd Byrnes, Fabian, Bobby Sherman) plan to avoid love; Stubing changes his behavior; a married man's mistress takes a stand.

Professor Biddle, the meek leader of Biddle's Bird Watchers, guzzles Granny's tonic and turns into a tiger.

Jethro decides he's ready for college and enrolls in the only one that will accept him.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

When Archie is mugged, he ends up on trial for having an illegal weapon in his possession.

Gloria is fed up with pregnancy and frustrated that she is nine days overdue and Mike finds himself the target of her anger.

Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps Joy reunite with the father of her child.

After Victoria's husband escapes from prison, Victoria and the other women go to a hideout.

Rob helps his boss, Alan Brady, by rewriting a play starring the comic.

Rob stays awake for 100 hours just before his job interview with Alan Brady.

Sam faces a moral dilemma as he debates telling Rebecca about Robin's (Roger Rees) cheating ways.

Woody (Woody Harrelson) is more than a little concerned when his girlfriend's mother (Melendy Britt) makes passes at him.

Life at the Sunshine Cab Co. turns to unnatural festivity when a film company arrives to make a movie about cabbies.

In the throes of a hangover, Oscar throws Felix out of the apartment.

Emily must contend with irate teachers, hamsters and an escaped snake when she becomes vice principal; Carol's fill-in breaks her leg.

Max, an exact look-alike for the king, agrees to take his place as a decoy.

Ralph sees baby clothes Alice made for some extra money and thinks they're having a baby, so he gets a job as a Santa Claus to make enough cash to support a family.

Bilko's gambling secrets are divulged when he talks in his sleep.

Guests: Tim Conway and Diahann Carroll.

Muldoon and Lucille go to extremes to prove they aren't having an affair.

Mr. Conklin initiates a new dress code.

A pancake mix's money-back guarantee inspires Ricky.

Juror Ann casts the only "not guilty" vote.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

Mike discovers that he has lost important papers during a trip to an amusement park.

French is urged by a former girlfriend to return to his old job.

Danny gets an idea for a new act from an unlikely source -- Kathy's curlers.

Mary's wealthy pal visits and makes friends with Jeff.

Chip mopes over being motherless.

Steve's Chinese friend invites Chip to a birthday party.

Lucy assists a famous actress (Shelley Winters) in her battle to lose weight.

Lucy gets a temporary job as a secretary to raise money for Jerry's birthday present.

Lucy anticipates a second honeymoon on her trip to Europe, but Ricky is too busy.

Lucy and Ethel go looking for the queen on their first day in London but don't have any luck; when they arrive back at the hotel, Ricky lets Lucy dance the lead in a circus number so that she may be presented to the queen.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

Bess writes a composition, and Phyllis pesters Mary to use her influence to get it published.

Chachi decides to play the field just as Joanie is ready to go steady.

"The Dating Game" selects Lenny and Squiggy as contestants.

The First Annual Cruise Show attracts the crew's talented relatives and their friends; guests Ann Miller, Cab Calloway.

The First Annual Cruise Show attracts the crew's talented relatives and their friends; guests Van Johnson, Della Reese.

Granny, who used to spend 10 hours a day on her party line back home, demands a party-line phone in Beverly Hills.

Granny hopes to win Elly a husband by entering an old family dish in a recipe contest and signing Elly's name to it.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Fred uses Lamont's acting school money to supply Whopper Chopper food processors and interrupts a TV cooking show to advertise the device.

Fred stages a circus in the junkyard after he inherits an elephant.

Gloria goes into labor in an Italian restaurant and becomes stuck. It appears she may have her baby in the phone booth.

Edith and Archie arrive at the hospital and alarmed when they learn that Mike and Gloria have not yet arrived. Meanwhile, Gloria is rescued from the phone booth and later arrives at the hospital and soon must battle through a slow delivery.

After Victoria's husband disappears, the women are monitored by an FBI agent; Melanie tells Alec that she is pregnant; Joy becomes irresistible to men.

Simon meets his son and grandson for the first time; the family pretends to be happy to try to get Wilbur into a prestigious pre-school.

Rob buys a motorcycle and is arrested as a joyriding delinquent.

Buddy offers to help Laura get a fur coat for the wholesale price.

When Lilith's book on "good girls and bad boys" is publicized on a women's talk show, Frasier feels the need to prove that he can be dangerous; Cliff's medication backfires.

Rebecca's plans for a romantic day with Robin are ruined when Robin enters into a game of one-upmanship with Sam at the bar.

When Elaine goes out of town to visit her sick aunt, the cabbies become reluctant babysitters for her young son; they take turns watching over him so that he is able to compete in a spelling bee.

Oscar blames Felix for his developing ulcer.

Bob becomes his patient's partner in a get-rich-quick real estate venture.

Max and 99 discover that a guru is plotting a wide-scale hypnotizing scheme.

Ralph sees baby clothes Alice made for some extra money and thinks they're having a baby, so he gets a job as a Santa Claus to make enough cash to support a family.

Bilko finds a way the Indians could reclaim Oklahoma.

Guests: Bing Crosby and Paul Lynde.

Toody and Muldoon find it impossible to stop doing everything alike.

Miss Brooks must present an award to a dim-witted student, or his father will cancel the big barbecue that she and Mr. Boynton are invited to.

Harriet thinks a pretty girl sold a cleaner to Ozzie.

Don and Ann head to Hollywood.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

The Bradys think Alice is planning to elope with Sam and begin planning a party for her.

Jody uses an imaginary bear as an excuse to misbehave.

Danny and Kathy make a rum cake that gets the landlord a bit tipsy.

Mary thinks an awkward boy is the image of her father.

Mike falls for an older woman.

Steve takes the boys along on a Roman assignment.

Kim's sudden interest in the telephone and grocery bills leads Lucy to believe she's planning to elope.

Lucy aces Viv out of a date with a doctor who is an avid music lover.

Lucy is torn between wanting to spend the weekend fox hunting and her jealousy of a blonde.

Ricky's tour calls for Paris as the next stop, but Lucy wants to go to Scotland.

Rob ignores Laura's warning to stay off the big slopes on his first skiing trip.

An architect who has come to sketch Mary's building invites her out on a date.

Lori Beth chooses a new natural childbirth method and enlists Fonzie as her coach.

Shirley's dates her dream man but finds out that he is dating her because she looks like his ex.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.

Jethro falls for a waitress who gives him the brush-off until she learns he's a friend of Dash Riprock's.

Blackmailers use hidden photographic and recording devices to trap unsuspecting Jed.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Buzz discovers why Mama dislikes celebrating her birthday.

Fred rents Lamont's room to a pregnant woman while Lamont is on a fishing trip.

Fred is put under hypnosis to cure his addiction to television.

Mike and Gloria are looking forward to having a night on the town for the first time since Joey has been born. However, Archie is distressed when he learns that they have hired a teenager leading Archie to take over babysitting.

It looks like Archie has turned over a new leaf when he befriends a Jewish man.

Elka throws a funeral for Victoria so she can join Emmet in hiding; Simon and Joy face a dilemma.

Victoria's movie premiere approaches; Emmy visits with surprising news; Elka has taken a younger lover.

Laura blurts out an embarrassing secret on a national television quiz show.

Rob sets out to write a book during his vacation but has trouble getting started.

Carla's low estimation of Eddie's estate leads her to agree to a 50-50 split with his other widow (Anne De Salvo).

Cheers once again lags behind in the annual St. Patrick's Day practical joke contest.

When John cracks up Cab 804, the cabbies reminisce about events that occurred when they each drove the legendary taxi.

Felix volunteers his and Oscar's services to take care of a small boy.