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The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

Marcia brags that she can get Davy Jones to perform for the school prom, then begins vigorously to get him to actually appear.

Mike attempts to surprise Carol with a photograph of the children for their anniversary.

Bobby and Cindy try to prove their worth by setting a new world's teeter-totter record.

Annoyed at being so small, Bobby tries exercises to make himself taller.

The exiled president of a revolution-torn country visits the island.

A rocket bound for Mars lands on the island. The castaways hope to use it to get off the island.

Gilligan has the winning ticket for a South American sweepstakes.

The Professor concludes the island is sinking from bamboo poles he set in the lagoon.

A young boy, who pretends he is lost, dupes Carter and Gomer into treating him to a day on the town.

Gomer has a severe case of stage fright before he is to appear in the Navy Relief show.

Gomer's romance with Lou-Ann is threatened when her disapproving father and ex-fiancé both come to town.

Gomer thinks Sgt. Carter has stolen a watch.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Flashbacks recall how the court staff incurred expenses totaling $954,768. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette and Selma Diamond.

A city auditor tries to investigate some of Harry's more bizarre expenses (via flashbacks). He is interrupted by a gun wielding clown threatening to shoot everyone.

The staff meets Christine's (Markie Post) elderly suitor (Peter Hansen); an amorous dowager offers Dan (John Larroquette) a campaign contribution. With Harry Anderson.

When Harry (Harry Anderson) finally meets Mel Tormé, he gives his idol the flu. With John Larroquette.

Carla must carry out an unusual family tradition; drinks flow freely.

Sam chafes under a pact not to date his landlord's daughter (Valerie Mahaffey); evil spirits live in a foosball table.

Rebecca gets cold feet after accepting Robin's marriage proposal; Frasier can't stop singing.

Sam thwarts Robin's (Roger Rees) wedding plans, which include Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.

Bob's receptionist and a Buddha figure with a clock in its navel give him a hard time.

Bob and his friends host an orphan contingent for a wildly improbable camping-out experience.

Bob turns amateur detective when he believes his expensive tape recorder has been stolen.

Bob and his friend "The Peeper" take a trip down memory lane and wind up in the slammer.

CONTROL makes a deal with Kinsey Krispin to find his wife in exchange for a list of enemy agents.

Max and 99 must retrieve a deadly scientific theory from KAOS.

Dori sets out to expose a suave thief who convinces Sledge that he is his long-lost brother.

Dori's (Anne-Marie Martin) concussion results in a personality transformation that makes her a mirror image of Sledge (David Rasche).

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ozzie grapples with worries.

A woman leaving her husband over his tuba playing causes an argument between Ozzie and Harriet.

Uncle Jo plans to use Orville Miggs' flivver to power his own railroad and bankrupt the Hooterville Cannonball.

Railroad executive Homer Bedloe tries once again to get rid of the Hooterville Cannonball, this time by getting Floyd and Charley to quit by harassment.

Rhoda begins to believe she's a jinx because of bizarre accidents that seem to occur whenever she's around.

Jack's back trouble flares up at Rhoda's, and she ends up being a full-time nurse to a nonpaying patient.

To cheer up her depressed boss, Rhoda suggests they take a Sunday drive and have dinner at a country restaurant.

Rhoda and her four traveling companions are faced with the prospect of spending the night in an abandoned mansion.

Ann is stuck in a faucet just before opening night.

Ann recalls her high-school days as a meter maid, when she ticketed the mayor's car.

Ann sees her life pass before her eyes as she flies over Vermont in a light plane.

Ann and Don find a cabin after their plane crashes and leaves them lost in the woods.

Sgt. Plout goes AWOL from the army and stays with the roommates.

An angel appears in Laverne's dream and cheers her up from her injured leg.

Laverne asks Carmine for singing lessons so she can sing at Cowboy Bill's.

Shirley has a chance to show her play to a Broadway producer.

Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and goes up against a biker's equally tough mother.

Lucy plays a witch in little Ricky's school pageant.

Ricky's disapproval of Lucy's new hat leads her to try on a loving cup.

Furious Ricky tries to catch a man (Milton Berle) who visits Lucy daily.

Lucy is a failure when she and Viv take jobs selling vacuum cleaners.

Lucy promises her children she will take them to New York to see Danny Kaye.

Lucy helps Harry avoid marriage by pretending to be his pregnant wife.

Lucy, Craig and Kim portray mobsters to help police catch criminals.

Lucy promises to produce Superman (George Reeves) for little Ricky's birthday party.

The Ricardos' apartment begins to resemble a pet shop when Little Ricky gets a dog.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

A fashion-show cruise features designers Geoffrey Beene, Halston, Bob Mackie and Gloria Vanderbilt; guest Robert Vaughn.

Benny's mother fixes him up with a librarian. "Love and the Test of Manhood" Joe must live off the land for three days to marry Alice.

A college professor has a trio of handmaidens.

A traveling salesman is stuck out in the country; Ira and Howard decide that their lounge needs topless waitresses.

A middle-aged man plans to sow wild oats.

Aunt Bee falls for the captain while on a cruise.

Aunt Bee has second thoughts after a ship's captain proposes.

Goober teaches high-school driver education and collides with the principal's car.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Cindy becomes convinced that she is soon to be discovered as the new Shirley Temple.

A disabled boy's mother thinks Jody is too rough.

Danny starts to feel old when the club hires a young performer (Paul Anka).

Jeff thinks he caused a friend's motorcycle mishap.

Bub's old pal, a baseball manager, comes for an award.

Bub tells the boys about his youth.

A miner is interested in Lucy's paperweight.

Lucy decides that the time has come to install another shower.

Lucy urges Ricky to put a deposit on a country house.

Lucy and Ricky reconsider their decision of moving into their new Connecticut home.

Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

Mary becomes involved with a comedy writer who really wants to be a comic.

Fonzie joins Al in a civil rights demonstration in the South.

Lenny and Squiggy's attempts to launch a talent agency land the girls on TV with Latvian acrobats.

Gopher becomes trapped in a suit of armor; a woman tries to end her daughter's romance; two women vie for a clergyman's affections.

A psychic (Greer Garson) wants to alter her future; a single parent (Kim Darby) juggles relationships; Isaac suffers a hearing loss.

Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs revisit the Clampetts.

Mr. Drysdale's 11-year-old nephew swindles the Clampetts out of all their valuable art objects.

Bubba must stand in for Luann's blind date.

Naomi feels neglected when Vint decides to join an elite men's club.

Fred is chosen for a community-relations committee, and is offered a bribe.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

To bring in extra money, the Bunker's decide to take in a boarder. They rent Gloria's old room to a Puerto Rican nurse, Teresa.

Mike and Gloria decide to leave Joey with friends in the event of their deaths.

The women go to Melanie's radio co-host for advice, making Melanie feel slighted; Victoria meets J.J.'s family.

While deciding on who will be her "plus one" for the Oscars, Victoria must choose between Melanie and Joy, forcing the two to compete.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

Rob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

Sam and Rebecca battle it out when Rebecca decides she wants to buy the bar from Sam with the money her father has given her; to keep control of the bar, Sam buys the bathrooms and the poolroom.

Bobby and Tony compete for the affections of the same woman.

Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl.

Bob defends the work ethic when Jerry comes into a pile of money and promptly retires from the dental profession.

KAOS threatens to wipe out the potato crop by dusting from the air.

Ralph panics when a fortune-teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Bilko is ordered to get rid of his racing pigeons.

Steve Lawrence and Paul Sand are tonight's guests; Paul plays a shy man trying to gain confidence by listening to a self-help record; Steve joins Carol and Harvey in The Petrified Forest.

While trying to do a good deed, the boys discover that an impoverished woman has a million-dollar secret.

Mrs. Davis finds an injured bird in the yard and asks Connie to take it to Mr. Boynton for care, but no one has the nerve to tell her that the bird died.

Ozzie develops a merit/demerit system for the boys allowances based on chores done around the house.

Ann is jealous of Don's beautiful secretary.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

Mike's boss (Jim Backus) sends a pool table to the family as a gift.

A movie star is ready to give up her career if Bill will marry her.

Mobsters go after a comic who they believe is swiping jokes from Danny.

Donna and Alex both try to lose weight.

Chip faces a life-and-death problem.

Chip decides to raffle off a date with a movie star.

Lucy offers to fix Harry's broken lamp.

Lucy works to attend a barbershop-quartet competition.

The Ricardos get settled in their country home and decide to visit the Mertzes.

A furniture deal causes problems with the neighbors.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Ted's decision to earn extra money as an actor in television commercials has Lou in an uproar.

Al convinces Frankie Avalon to headline the annual Leopard Lodge musical extravaganza.

An invitation to a high-school reunion puts the girls on a nostalgia kick.

Two people meet the surrogate mother they've hired to bear their child; Julie's aunt is broke; a woman competes with a robot for a man.

Agents (Debbie Reynolds, Marilyn Michaels) imitate stars; a lawyer falls for a former client; an actress studies for a role as a nurse.

Mrs. Drysdale's attempt to grow prize-winning dahlias renews her feud with Granny.

The Clampetts learn that they have inherited a castle and prepare for a journey to England.

Mama suspects Naomi of trying to cash in on Vint's life insurance policy.

Mama helps Aunt Effie recover from a concussion.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Archie has trouble adjusting to Edith's sudden fame after she saves a life.

Archie panics when Edith invites an old schoolmate to dinner.

Victoria is up for an Academy Award; Elka faces a City Council election; Melanie gets a visit from her mother.

Simon sneaks back into Joy's life; Elka gets carried away with some new-found power.

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

Mel takes Rob's advice to stand up to Alan Brady -- and is promptly fired.

Vera (Bernadette Birkett) gets a job at Melville's; Lilith plans to give Frasier sensual photographs for his birthday.

Sam tries to sabotage Rebecca's efforts to operate a successful tea-room in what was formerly his pool-room; Woody's chili is a hit.

Winning an evening with Elaine spurs the competition between Louie and Alex; they see who can bring in the most receipts and compete in a taxi-driving marathon.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

Jerry, retired orthodontist and orphan, takes off on a world tour to search for his long-lost parents.

Max and 99 try to learn how couriers have been disappearing into thin air.

Ralph panics when a fortune-teller warns him he will commit a murder.

Hall launches an offensive against Bilko's gambling.

Carl Reiner and Melba Moore guest star on this episode; the Non-Violent Theatre presentation of a WWII film: The Plot To Hurt Hitler.

The boys help make a flop become a successful play when they are seen leaving the theater.

Connie agrees to act as a proxy and stand in for Mr. LeBlanche's overseas bride in a wedding ceremony, but Walter thinks the two teachers are getting hitched and enlists Mr. Conklin and Mr. Boynton in preventing the nuptials.

Ozzie gets jealous over a name from Harriet's past.

Everyone has helpful suggestions when Ann tries to decide how to spend a large sum of money.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Greg tries a new hair tonic just before graduation he bought to help his little brother, but it turns his hair orange.

The apartment manager won't let the twins keep a stray dog.

Rusty's poor grades prevent him from playing in an important basketball game.

Donna writes a letter to the editor about parenting.

Robbie's blind date turns out badly.

Bub's new neighbor causes troubles.

Lucy gets an ex-con (Wally Cox) a job as a security guard.

Lucy and Vivian decide to sell Viv's caramel popcorn.

Lucy and Ricky decide to raise chickens to make some extra money; when Fred Mertz answers their ad for a chicken farmer, the Mertzes and Ricardos think they have found the perfect way to be neighbors again. Some 500 baby chicks in the house disagree!

The Ricardos and Mertzes go to war over chicken-raising and PTA meetings.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Mary is the "other woman" after friends split.

After becoming fascinated by Tchaikovsky, Fonzie tries to get kids turned on to classical music.

The guy who proposed to Laverne 10 years earlier re-enters her life.

Another ship's captain (McLean Stevenson) eyes Capt. Stubing's job; two men vie for the same woman; a working girl pretends to be rich.

Doc meets a successful med-school classmate; a shy genius seeks romance; two companions tell their children the truth.

The Clampetts arrive in London, where Granny encounters difficulty.

The Clampetts arrive at their inherited English castle, and Jethro insists on acting like a medieval knight.

Bubba learns he has to attend night school to graduate high school; when it is revealed that Mama doesn't have her high school diploma, she joins him, but she is soon faced with the same problem she was some 40 years ago.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

Fred gets an act together for a TV amateur show with Lamont and Bubba.

Archie enters Joey in a beautiful baby contest and then takes steps to make sure that he wins.

Mike tells Teresa and her boyfriend they can have the Bunker house to themselves because Archie and Edith are away for the weekend in New Jersey. This turns out to be a bad idea when Archie and Edith miss their bus and come back home that same night.

Every year, on their collective birthday, the women set each other up on blind dates.

Joy makes a decision about which man she will marry; Victoria's movie proves challenging; Elka tries to bring film jobs to Cleveland.

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

Cliff tells Carla that he is one of the judges in the Miss Boston barmaid contest, and that if she wants to win, she must be nice to him, even if it kills her.

Sam pitches in an exhibition match but is strong-armed by the promoter; the bar gets a mascot.

Latka blows his life's savings on a luxurious penthouse when his apartment is demolished.

Oscar wins a playful $1,000 bet with an 11-year-old neighbor in an arm-wrestling match, and the child pays with cash.