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Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Archie and Edith spend a country weekend in the middle of their neighbor's stormy marriage.

Practical joker Pinky's gag leaves Archie with some very strange bedfellows.

Elka reunites with an old friend; the ladies struggle to raise bail; Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor; Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting Joy's friends; Victoria loses her fortune.

Melanie meets her boyfriend's family and finds two big obstacles; Joy's green-card scam with Rick goes awry; Victoria dates an ancient billionaire; Elka goes on a bender.

Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Hustler Harry (Harry Anderson) helps Cheers in a rivalry with another bar.

Sam spends the night looking for a place to sleep when he locks his keys in the bar at closing time.

Tony tries to play matchmaker for his divorced sister and Alex, but she falls in love with Reverend Jim Ignatowski instead.

Howard Cosell and Oscar have a difference of opinion when they meet by chance in Felix's studio.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

Max and 99 must rescue Professor Milo Pheasant, who is being held captive by KAOS agents.

Ralph finds a love letter written by Ed and assumes he composed it for Alice; he takes it to a handwriting analyst.

Hoping to strike gold in California, Sgt. Bilko has an unused base reopened and moves the whole camp out west.

Guest: Tim Conway.

Toody and Muldoon try to avoid giving out tickets so they won't have to appear in court on their day off.

Walter plays an early April Fool's Day trick on Mr. Conklin by pretending to be a radio quiz host and telling him that he's won a TV.

ALF blames his streak of bad luck on a Melmac superstition. With Max Wright, Andrea Elson and Benji Gregory.

Lynn (Andrea Elson) ends up with two dates (Mark Clayman, Ricky Paull Goldin) for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.

Michelle wants Danny to stop treating her like a baby, so she tries to act grown-up.

The opening of Jesse's new club is marked by a comical series of mishaps.

Michelle takes drastic action after her mail-order toy turns out to be a dud.

Stephanie and Kimmy (Andrea Barber) plot to catch Steve (Scott Weinger) in the act of cheating on D.J.

Peter competes with a snob for a debutante's heart.

A dance studio tricks the group into signing lifetime membership contracts.

Visiting a big cat conservation center.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A golden retriever helps its handler find herself again after a scary experience abroad; a miniature horse raises the spirits of its handler when she needs an extra lift.

Sharks; stingrays; wolves; alligators.

Jesse, Danny and Joey each think they have found Michelle's stolen bike.

Jesse and Rebecca turn to a support group to see if they can socialize Nicky and Alex.

Joey hosts a new game show in which couples discover how well they know each other.

The circulation of a nasty rumor leads Stephanie to dish out some dirt on a classmate (Marla Sokoloff).

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

Gilligan discovers an island bush with seeds that make mind reading possible.

Everyone receives an invitation to the Howells' party except the Skipper.

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

Mr. Howell organizes an army and appoints himself general after the castaways are attacked.

Gomer saves an old horse from the glue factory.

Gomer discovers a tomato farmer living on what is supposedly military land.

Gomer's cooking skills put him in line for a permanent assignment in the officers' mess.

Gomer becomes friendly with a nightclub comic who is in danger of being fired.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty "Mac Snacks" are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Dan's (John Larroquette) future hangs in the balance when he attempts to get a shady law firm chief disbarred. With Harry Anderson and Richard Moll.

Dan (John Larroquette), now waiting tables at a French restaurant, is convinced to attend his disbarment hearing. With Harry Anderson and Marsha Warfield.

Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.

Frasier makes a bet with Sam that Woody would get at least 10 percent of the vote if he runs for city council.

Carla convinces Sam to reveal his deepest secret after she confides that she has slept with one of the regulars.

Rebecca senses romance when she is invited to attend a classical music concert at Mr. Gaines' (Richard Doyle) house.

Sam tries to put the pieces back together when he realizes Rebecca has misconstrued Mr. Gaines' intentions.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Smart must go to Washington to get secret plans when his contact is killed.

Max intercepts part of a formula for a deadly explosive KAOS is creating.

A madwoman becomes enamored with Hammer and threatens to kill Doreau unless Sledge gives in to her advances.

While posing as a zillionaire car dealer, Sledge (David Rasche) falls into a beautiful widow's (Victoria Carroll) clutches.

Bodybuilders make a special appearance for Groucho Marx.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Guilt propels Ozzie into a spending spree.

Ozzie turns town shopping with Harriet because of his cold, but ends up feeling better to go bowling with Thorny.

Billie Jo enters the family dog into a pet food company's contest.

Uncle Joe wants to scam British sportsmen by bringing a buffalo to the Shady Rest and telling them it is a hunting lodge.

Feeling trapped and confused by everyone's efforts to manage her life, Brenda runs away.

While on vacation in New York, Rhoda meets a man and decides not to return to Minneapolis.

Rhoda has difficulty finding an apartment in New York and finally moves in with her parents.

Rhoda's romance with Joe gets a little bumpy, so she decides they should date other people.

Ann meets Don's parents in St. Louis.

Ann deals with acting and meeting Don's parents.

Ann goes all out to recover her lost engagement ring.

Ann must protect Lou from another woman.

Squiqqy's bizarre sister, Squendelyn, arrives for a visit and falls for Carmine.

Carmine is a national sensation when he performs a song and dance routine on TV.

Laverne's dad decides to run against an unscrupulous man for the office of city councilman.

Laverne and the gang bid farewell to Carmine, who leaves for New York to try his luck in Broadway musicals.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kwik Keys to investigate.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

Lucy induces members of her women's club to stage an operetta.

Bored with married life, Lucy and Ethel decide to get away from their husbands.

Lucy gets neighbor Tallulah Bankhead to appear in a PTA show.

Aristocrats visit the penniless Countess.

Lucy and Viv persuade Arthur Godfrey to star in a community play.

Unemployed Lucy and Carol (Carol Burnett) put on a show to earn money.

Lucy talks Flip Wilson into taking part in Harry's neighborhood play.

On the Mertzes' anniversary, the Ricardos give them a television set that does not work.

Inspired by a home show, Lucy and Ethel decide to redecorate their apartments.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.