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Mama's quiet weekend alone turns to boredom.

Mama is arrested at a rally for homeless people.

After Lamont refuses to let Fred place a bet, Fred finds out that his number was the winner of the day.

Fred pretends to suffer from whiplash when he has an accident in the pickup truck.

Saying goodbye to Mike and Gloria before they leave for California proves traumatic for the Bunkers.

Edith's cousin Floyd drops in with hopes of leaving his daughter with the Bunkers.

Melanie makes a wrong impression on one of her neighbors while throwing a party; Victoria gets hired to do a Japanese commercial; Elka makes a change to impress her senior prom date.

Melanie's mother and Victoria's father visit on the same weekend, which makes the daughters see their parents in a new light; Erika brings Joy and her mother together.

When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Norm's plan to avoid an IRS audit backfires; Sam tries to prevent the bar from watching an old Red Sox game.

The gang rips the bar apart when Robin returns stating that he used to hide million-dollar money belts.

The cabbies conjure up their own outrageous fantasies when Hervé Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" leaves an envelope in Tony's cab.

At a get-together arranged by Felix, Oscar and Blanche compare notes on the party that led to their divorce.

Mr. Carlin involves Emily in his scheme to impress his former schoolmates, especially a girl who never gave him the time of day.

Max's personal snooping leads to a clue about a KAOS research lab.

Part 2/2. Alice suspects the motives of the men encouraging Ralph to run for public office.

New recruits mean gambling profits for Bilko.

Guest star Telly Savalas and Harvey play businessmen whose broken merger plays like a broken relationship; TV commercials; Telly as "Poopi Le Moko.".

The officers use Sylvia to catch a con man.

Miss Brooks helps Mr. Boynton hide a jockey and his horse from gangsters who are owed money; when Billy Bunker shows up at school, the pair try to pass him off as a student by making Mr. Conklin think that he's losing his memory.

Ozzie wants to have a suggestion box in the house.

When Lou slips and gets injured at Donald's magazine, Donald is forced to get him to sign an insurance waiver.

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

Joey gets DJ a car for her birthday, but find out it is a stolen vehicle when the police show up.

Jesse considers becoming a father again until a particularly hectic day of baby-sitting changes his mind.

D.J.'s prom date (Scott Weinger) abandons her after he is elected prom king and his old girlfriend (Christi Harris) is elected queen.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

A boxer advises Bill to send Jody to a boys camp.

Uncle Tonoose leaves Toledo for good.

Mary falls for a boy involved in a science project.

Steve submits his house for a decorating contest.

Bub joins a women's group to save a tree.

Lucy and Kim portray the Andrews Sisters in a fan club production.

Lucy convinces a reformed safecracker to get Mr. Mooney out of a locked vault.

Ricky is horrified to notice his hair-line is receding; Lucy tries a number of unorthodox treatments in order to convince Ricky that the products and treatments aren't worth the worry about his hair.

Ricky's boss won't give him a raise, so he quits. Lucy and the Mertzes decide that to convince the boss to hire Ricky back, they should pretend to be different patrons of the club who, once they discover Ricky isn't there anymore, would leave.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Rhoda and Mary fly to New York for Rhoda's younger sister's wedding.

Heather asks Fonzie, as Santa, to reunite her parents for Christmas.

Laverne gets the chance to sing with the Spinners and asks her dad to watch Little Chucky.

Ace charms Doc and Gopher's girlfriends; a man meets his young stepfather; a children's show host (Barnard Hughes) helps a shy boy.

Sisters reunite after 40 years; separate accommodations hamper a couple desiring children; bartender Isaac instructs a blind student.

Mr. Drysdale finally gets a paying tenant for the fifth floor of his bank; he achieves this by evicting Jethro and renting to Jed.

A building inspector probes the strangely assorted Clampett enterprises on the fifth floor of Drysdale's bank.

Mama sets out to get even with an April Fools' Day prankster.

Mama and other church-league members are quick to judge the group's seemingly irresponsible president.

Fred schemes to get Lamont to marry a distant cousin in the hopes of obtaining her dowry.

Fred's fiancée brings a patient who is under her care to dinner at the Sanford home.

Archie and Harry apply for partnership life insurance, and Archie fears his life may be over when an X-Ray reveals a possible spot on his liver. He decides not to tell Edith, but doesn't realize that Barney already has.

When Barney Hefner's wife wants to make up, Archie's got a better idea.

When Melanie's ex-husband comes to woo her, Joy and Victoria can't help but get too involved; Elka must decide between two senior suitors.

Victoria volunteers with a local high-school play, the cast winds up doing her version of "Romeo and Juliet"; Melanie's hot new romance strains her friendship with Joy; Elka goes funeral crashing.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Carla's daughter announces she is pregnant and is going to marry the father; Carla's ex-husband and his wife show up at the wedding.

Sam regrets inviting the bar's former owner to run Cheers for a night; Cliff borrows his mother's car.

The cabbies continue to fantasize while waiting for Hervé Villechaize of "Fantasy Island" to pick up his envelope.

Oscar arranges for Felix to cover an international wrestling match.

A radio celebrity comes to Bob because of his stuttering problem. On radio, he practiced several unseen rhythmic devices to mask his problem, but a new television opportunity threatens to expose his problem with disastrous results.

The Chief suspects an informer is in the midst of the prisoners.

Ralph's brother-in-law (Pat Harrington) asks him for money to buy a hotel.

Sgt. Joan Hogan believes Bilko should get his priorities in line.

Guests: Maggie Smith and Tim Conway.

A hairdresser (Rocky Graziano) wants to box.

Connie backs into Mr. Conklin's car, pushing it down a hill and into a fruit stand, and then scrambles to come up with money to cover the repairs; Conklin decides to trade his wreck in for another vehicle at the garage.

A windstorm leaves Ozzie and Thorny marooned on the Nelson's roof minus their new lightweight ladder.

While on a modelling job, Ann is recruited to spy on a competitor who is suspected of appropriating and duplicating designs.

Michelle is princess for a day at Walt Disney World and runs away.

Jesse and Joey have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot Center; Danny proposes to Vicky.

The gang sneaks into a summer camp to return the pet rabbit that Michelle stole.

D.J. violates her dad's curfew when she falls asleep in Steve's apartment; Michelle is hard-pressed to complete a school assignment.

Greg seems sick, but Alice discovers a love note he wrote to a mysterious "Linda.".

Bill thinks Jody has a crush on a pretty teacher.

The Williams and Halpers try to keep up.

Donna learns Alex's friend bribes his wife for favors.

Robbie's class harasses a substitute teacher.

Mike and Sally waffle over a marriage decision.

After a robbery, Lucy and the kids build their own burglar alarm.

Lucy agrees to go on an early morning duck hunt to impress a blind date.

Ricky and Fred think doing housework is much easier than earning money but Lucy and Ethel feel the opposite; so the boys try doing the housework while the girls attempt to hold down a job on a conveyor belt at a candy factory.

Ricky won't let Lucy go with him on the road, so she auditions for him with her saxophone; Lucy tries to make Ricky jealous, but Ricky gets even by planting men in their closet, so he can act out his jealousy in front of a bewildered Lucy.

Laura meets her old love and discovers he has entered the priesthood.

Lou gives Mary the responsibility of hiring a new sportscaster if she will fire the old one.

Roger's old girlfriend arrives in Milwaukee on the rebound from another guy.

Laverne and the gang hold a seance to rid her apartment of a ghost that has taken up residence.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Passengers and crew find mystery, adventure and romance during a cruise to Hong Kong; guests Gene Kelly, Donna Reed.

Mr. Drysdale hires troubleshooter Homer Bedloe to evict the Clampetts from his building's fifth floor.

A beautiful secretary at Drysdale's bank breaks the heel of her shoe and hobbles to cobbler Jed for help.

After listing deductions on her tax form to get a bigger refund, Mama gets a visit from an Internal Revenue Service agent and fears she will be audited.

After a man named Mr. Wheeler asks for $800 in good faith money for one of Vint's inventions, Mama learns that the man is a con artist and ends up working with the police to catch him.

When Fred gets a toothache, he insists that Lamont find a white dentist to cure him.

Fred is convinced that Lamont's card-playing buddies are trying to take him for all his money.

Archie insists that a new home be found for Stephanie, but Edith has other ideas.

After an elderly aunt dies alone and unloved, Edith is the only one who comes to pay final respects.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

While serving jury duty, Rob finds himself siding with the female defendant.

Rebecca convinces the others to throw a party for Frasier, who is despondent over his impending divorce.

Lilith returns from the Eco-pod to talk with Frasier about their divorce, but they are held at gunpoint by her jealous lover.

When his girlfriend finds a new guy, Louie is devastated and schemes to get her back; Alex helps Louie try to win Zena back.

Invoking his ESP, Felix warns a skeptical Oscar not to attend a banquet.

Bob's friends close ranks to protect Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit.

The Chief suspects an informer is in the midst of the prisoners.

Ralph and Alice appear on "Beat the Clock.".

A young French visitor calls Bilko "Papa.".

Guests: Vincent Price and Joan Rivers.

A new officer believes he is a jinx.

To keep an honor student from being taken away from his family that lives on an empty lot, Miss Brooks makes Conklin think he lives across the street; Connie's friends throw her a surprise party.

Ozzie regrets a parental decision he made.

Unaware that her true intentions have been discovered, Ann is fooled into taking photographs of reject designs.

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Jesse and Rebecca face the prospect of punishing their children for the first time.

Stephanie's new friend, Mickey, pressures her into picking up the smoking habit.

Jesse inherits a San Francisco nightclub and learns a thing or two about opening a new business.

When the Bradys' dog disappears, the family gets together to post a reward to anyone who finds him.

The twins bring home a large dog that dislikes Bill.

Danny makes a big mistake when he says that teaching teenagers is an easy task.

Treasurer Jeff loses the money for a class outing.

Mike collects money for surgery for a mute girl.

Members of a losing team may lose their girlfriends.

Disguised as hippies, Lucy and Harry follow Kim and her date to the drive-in.

Lucy and Viv read embezzlement into all of Mr. Mooney's actions.

Lucy thinks Ricky is considering having an affair.

Inspired by a magic trick she saw, Lucy handcuffs herself to Ricky.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

Ashley drinks too much at a Pfister family party; Fonzie meets her estranged family.

Lenny and Squiggy find a treasure map and set off in search of riches.

Gopher hires a beautiful, new masseuse; a man (Ed Begley Jr.) meets a mermaid; a boy believes that his beloved grandmother is dying.

A novelty inventor (Don Adams) fails at romance; an impersonator (Rich Little) woos Julie; a model becomes obsessed with staying thin.

Sam Drucker, of "Petticoat Junction," wins a trip to Hollywood, and Granny assumes he is coming to marry her.

Jethro reads a book about yoga and decides to become a guru, much to Granny's disgust.

Mama is upset when Bubba falls for the granddaughter of her sworn enemy and next door neighbor, Fred Gebhart.

Mama's advice backfires when Lola becomes her houseguest.

A burglar leaves his gun in the Sanford house after Lamont and Rollo scare him off.

Fred is beside himself when his new Puerto Rican neighbor opens a competing junkyard.

Archie and Edith spend a country weekend in the middle of their neighbor's stormy marriage.

Practical joker Pinky's gag leaves Archie with some very strange bedfellows.

Elka reunites with an old friend; the ladies struggle to raise bail; Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor; Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting Joy's friends; Victoria loses her fortune.

Melanie meets her boyfriend's family and finds two big obstacles; Joy's green-card scam with Rick goes awry; Victoria dates an ancient billionaire; Elka goes on a bender.

Romance enters Sally's life in the form of an insurance salesman named Leo Fassbinder.

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Hustler Harry (Harry Anderson) helps Cheers in a rivalry with another bar.

Sam spends the night looking for a place to sleep when he locks his keys in the bar at closing time.

Tony tries to play matchmaker for his divorced sister and Alex, but she falls in love with Reverend Jim Ignatowski instead.

Howard Cosell and Oscar have a difference of opinion when they meet by chance in Felix's studio.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

Max and 99 must rescue Professor Milo Pheasant, who is being held captive by KAOS agents.

Ralph finds a love letter written by Ed and assumes he composed it for Alice; he takes it to a handwriting analyst.

Hoping to strike gold in California, Sgt. Bilko has an unused base reopened and moves the whole camp out west.

Guest: Tim Conway.

Toody and Muldoon try to avoid giving out tickets so they won't have to appear in court on their day off.

Walter plays an early April Fool's Day trick on Mr. Conklin by pretending to be a radio quiz host and telling him that he's won a TV.

ALF blames his streak of bad luck on a Melmac superstition. With Max Wright, Andrea Elson and Benji Gregory.

Lynn (Andrea Elson) ends up with two dates (Mark Clayman, Ricky Paull Goldin) for a dance through ALF's mishandled phone message.

Michelle wants Danny to stop treating her like a baby, so she tries to act grown-up.

The opening of Jesse's new club is marked by a comical series of mishaps.

Michelle takes drastic action after her mail-order toy turns out to be a dud.

Stephanie and Kimmy (Andrea Barber) plot to catch Steve (Scott Weinger) in the act of cheating on D.J.

Peter competes with a snob for a debutante's heart.

A dance studio tricks the group into signing lifetime membership contracts.

Visiting a big cat conservation center.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A golden retriever helps its handler find herself again after a scary experience abroad; a miniature horse raises the spirits of its handler when she needs an extra lift.

Sharks; stingrays; wolves; alligators.

Jesse, Danny and Joey each think they have found Michelle's stolen bike.

Jesse and Rebecca turn to a support group to see if they can socialize Nicky and Alex.

Joey hosts a new game show in which couples discover how well they know each other.

The circulation of a nasty rumor leads Stephanie to dish out some dirt on a classmate (Marla Sokoloff).

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

Gilligan discovers an island bush with seeds that make mind reading possible.

Everyone receives an invitation to the Howells' party except the Skipper.

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

Mr. Howell organizes an army and appoints himself general after the castaways are attacked.

Gomer saves an old horse from the glue factory.

Gomer discovers a tomato farmer living on what is supposedly military land.

Gomer's cooking skills put him in line for a permanent assignment in the officers' mess.

Gomer becomes friendly with a nightclub comic who is in danger of being fired.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) discovers his tasty "Mac Snacks" are also deadly. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Dan's (John Larroquette) future hangs in the balance when he attempts to get a shady law firm chief disbarred. With Harry Anderson and Richard Moll.

Dan (John Larroquette), now waiting tables at a French restaurant, is convinced to attend his disbarment hearing. With Harry Anderson and Marsha Warfield.

Harry (Harry Anderson) is pleased to discover that a female journalist (Annette McCarthy) has taken an interest in him. With John Larroquette and Markie Post.

Frasier makes a bet with Sam that Woody would get at least 10 percent of the vote if he runs for city council.

Carla convinces Sam to reveal his deepest secret after she confides that she has slept with one of the regulars.

Rebecca senses romance when she is invited to attend a classical music concert at Mr. Gaines' (Richard Doyle) house.

Sam tries to put the pieces back together when he realizes Rebecca has misconstrued Mr. Gaines' intentions.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Smart must go to Washington to get secret plans when his contact is killed.

Max intercepts part of a formula for a deadly explosive KAOS is creating.

A madwoman becomes enamored with Hammer and threatens to kill Doreau unless Sledge gives in to her advances.

While posing as a zillionaire car dealer, Sledge (David Rasche) falls into a beautiful widow's (Victoria Carroll) clutches.

Bodybuilders make a special appearance for Groucho Marx.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Guilt propels Ozzie into a spending spree.

Ozzie turns town shopping with Harriet because of his cold, but ends up feeling better to go bowling with Thorny.

Billie Jo enters the family dog into a pet food company's contest.

Uncle Joe wants to scam British sportsmen by bringing a buffalo to the Shady Rest and telling them it is a hunting lodge.

Feeling trapped and confused by everyone's efforts to manage her life, Brenda runs away.

While on vacation in New York, Rhoda meets a man and decides not to return to Minneapolis.

Rhoda has difficulty finding an apartment in New York and finally moves in with her parents.

Rhoda's romance with Joe gets a little bumpy, so she decides they should date other people.

Ann meets Don's parents in St. Louis.

Ann deals with acting and meeting Don's parents.

Ann goes all out to recover her lost engagement ring.

Ann must protect Lou from another woman.

Squiqqy's bizarre sister, Squendelyn, arrives for a visit and falls for Carmine.

Carmine is a national sensation when he performs a song and dance routine on TV.

Laverne's dad decides to run against an unscrupulous man for the office of city councilman.

Laverne and the gang bid farewell to Carmine, who leaves for New York to try his luck in Broadway musicals.

After Vint and Naomi learn they can't conceive a child naturally, they decide to pursue adoption; everything goes well until they learn they have to meet with a psychiatrist after revealing that Mama will help raise the child.

After reading how much it costs to raise a child, Vint and Naomi decide to go into business for themselves, selling Mama's mother-in-law's miracle tonic.

After finding his wedding ring in the bathroom, Mama begins to suspect that Vint is having an affair with his new trainee; Mama and Iola go to Kwik Keys to investigate.

Iola reveals she wants a husband and a family, and after finding a new beau, she decides to introduce him to the Harpers; Mama and the family learn that Iola's new beau isn't that great of a guy.

Lucy induces members of her women's club to stage an operetta.

Bored with married life, Lucy and Ethel decide to get away from their husbands.

Lucy gets neighbor Tallulah Bankhead to appear in a PTA show.

Aristocrats visit the penniless Countess.

Lucy and Viv persuade Arthur Godfrey to star in a community play.

Unemployed Lucy and Carol (Carol Burnett) put on a show to earn money.

Lucy talks Flip Wilson into taking part in Harry's neighborhood play.

On the Mertzes' anniversary, the Ricardos give them a television set that does not work.

Inspired by a home show, Lucy and Ethel decide to redecorate their apartments.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.