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Shirley tries to break up Laverne's wedding plans with Sal leaving for the Navy.

Vicki learns of her father's alcoholism; a widow searches for her college beau; a woman aids her supposedly amnesiac former fiancé.

April Lopez boards ship; rich brothers bet they will not fall in love; a reporter (Ralph Bellamy) pursues a woman to get a major story.

Granny punishes Jethro for leading too wild a Hollywood life with Shorty Kellems.

Mrs. Drysdale's nephew leaves the Air Force.

Lola and Mama (Beverly Archer, Vicki Lawrence Schultz) become enemies when they compete in a rose show.

Mama slips on a roll of pennies and sues the bank.

Fred thinks that Lamont's African dress and customs are ludicrous until he hears what they include.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Archie's brother Fred returns after recovering from heart surgery and convinces Archie to invest $5000 in a Chinese cafeteria franchise. Their new financial partnership is threatened when Archie discovers that Fred's new wife is only 18 years old.

Stephanie purposely hides her past religious training from Archie.

The women go looking for Elka in Amish country; Joy faces deportation; Victoria finds herself accepted in the Amish community.

The son Joy gave up stops by for a surprise visit; the women are on alert when Victoria's prison pen pal heads their way.

When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.

Coach isn't impressed with the guy his daughter wants to marry.

Diane becomes upset when Sam hits on an old friend of hers who's on the rebound.

The cabbies take to the mountains and find themselves stranded in a cabin with no electricity or food.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

Bob's divorced neighbor, Howard Borden, is convinced that his son, Howie (Moosie Drier), doesn't really like him. Later, Howard's ex-wife convinces him that Howie thinks he is the greatest guy in the world.

Max takes 99 to KAOS headquarters by mistake when she starts labor pains.

When Ralph buys a watch as a wedding present for the boss's daughter, Alice thinks it is for her.

Bilko and two friends dress up as sailors to get into a craps game.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

Toody rescues a famous actress from a mob of screaming fans and hides her in Muldoon's house.

Miss Brooks proves she is not qualified to teach first aid.

Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm. With Max Wright and Benji Gregory.

ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

A gypsy tearoom owner believes that Davy can help her daughter reach stardom.

A gypsy tribe wants the singers to steal a jewel-encrusted statuette.

Introducing young viewers to a handicapped pig.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Two playful goats shower love and energy on their handler, who has autism; a poodle saves a fireman's life.

Rare and unique wildlife of the Florida Keys, Grand Cayman and Fiji.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

Bobby becomes very unpopular when he decides to be the best safety monitor at school.

Greg has a near accident on the freeway and his parents deny him car privileges for a week.

The Brady brood competes in a local TV amateur contest, to win money for their parents' anniversary present.

Ginger pretends to predict the future when the castaways tire of togetherness.

A caged circus lion escapes after washing ashore on the island.

Hot water spurting from beneath the island warns the castaways that a volcano is about to erupt.

The radio reports Mr. Howell has been rescued and is selling great blocks of stock.

Gomer spends a weekend with a buddy and becomes involved in a feud between two families.

Gomer, baby-sitting for a Marine on emergency leave, sneaks the baby on base to avoid being AWOL.

Gomer and Carter buy "genuine" Hong Kong suits from a con artist.

Hacker vows to get even with Carter after Carter cancels their agreement and sells his car to Gomer.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go undercover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.

Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.

Norm is surprised when he is the only one at his company party in Roman garb.

Diane and Carla decide to bury the hatchet over after work drinks.

Coach and Sam become unlikely romantic rivals for Coach's new neighbor.

Red Sox pitcher Rick Walker falls into a slump and asks his idol Sam for advice.

Bob wants to watch football every Monday night, but Emily says that's unfair because other activities keep the couple busy every other night of the week, leading to an all-night argument that ends only when the two participants become exhausted.

Bob and Emily have been trying for some time to have a child. When they attend a party where the conversation turns to the subject of children, they feel so left out that they decide to adopt a child.

When Bob returns from his vacation in Mexico, Jerry announces that he is about to be married to a girl he just met. Cynthia, a beautiful but domineering oral hygienist, becomes too much for Jerry, and he realizes that he has made a mistake.

Bob decides that for his own mental well-being, he needs some peace and quiet. He moves into a hotel room by himself for a few days, leaving a confused Howard thinking that Bob and Emily have split up.

Max is mistaken for a doctor by KAOS agents who need a doctor to remove a bullet.

A banana through the mail spells death for the CONTROL agent who receives it.

Sledge fails to save a woman from murder, but insists she has returned to life.

A terrifying phone caller threatens a radio personality's life. With David Rasche and Anne-Marie Martin.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Pioneer aviatrix Ruth Elder competes to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie's florist sends Harriet orchids instead of violets.

A pancake mix's money-back guarantee inspires Ricky.

Charley and Floyd are sent to pick apples for Kate's special recipe.

Kate hears a rumor that Billie Jo had become engaged to Dan Plout, the son of her arch enemy, Selma Plout.

Rhoda and Joe decide to set aside one day to tackle the generation gap and schedule lunch with his parents and a dinner with hers.

Rhoda lands a new job and ends up delivering the eulogy at the funeral of an author of pornographic books.

Joe pops the question, but it's not the one Rhoda was hoping to hear.

Brenda decides to throw a shower for Rhoda and uses the occasion to stage a small high-school reunion for her older sister.

Two sly publishers hire Ann as a writer.

An office prank leaves Don with no street clothes.

Ann learns her new part is insulting to minorities.

Ann's visiting uncle wreaks havoc.

When Shirley is caught half-dressed with Squiggy, the brewery employees believe she's a "fun date.".

Shirley blames Laverne for the disappearance of her sick canary.

When Carmine finds another girlfriend, Shirley gets depressed and vows never to date again.

The gang suspects ulterior motives in Shirl's promotion when Laverne is more experienced.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Lucy and Ethel compete for the presidency of their women's club.

Ricky accidentally gives Lucy a black eye.

Lucy and a new pal (Fred MacMurray) who wants to recoup gambling losses head for the Las Vegas hills in search of uranium.

Lucy becomes the victim of a hidden camera TV series.

A doctor mistakenly hypnotizes Lucy and Vivian.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

With little notice, Lucy must organize a shipboard talent show.

Lucy decides to complete a high-school love letter.

A crying baby creates havoc with the neighbors and the landlord.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

Henry brings his tuba along on his honeymoon; in "Love and the Dream Burglar," Helen dreams that a burglar is about to pay a visit.

Cathy's boyfriend specializes in funerals; hiccups and a burglar threaten Danny and Chris' honeymoon.

An important oil lease hinges on an old Eskimo custom; if Walter wants to date his new girl, he must produce a daughter.

A bowling addict promises to give up the sport.

Sam hires a colorful farm hand who quickly becomes Mike's hero.

When Mike flunks an arithmetic test, it threatens a vacation to California.

Palm Springs lifestyles impress the gang.

Sam meets an old Army buddy who promptly makes a play for Millie.

When D.J.'s prank backfires, Jesse decides to take the blame.

Jesse is worried when Rebecca wants to bungee jump; D.J. and Stephanie trick Michelle.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Mike and Carol settle an argument about who has the easier job by switching roles.

Bill takes Buffy to a resort hotel on Puerto Rico.

Danny helps Charley with home decorating.

Mary discovers she has dated a star (James Darren).

Steve escorts a visiting congresswoman.

The school bully teaches Chip to steal lunches.

Kim pretends to be a terrible secretary to make Uncle Harry appreciate Lucy.

Lucy finds herself filling in for Viv's cousin in a symphony orchestra.

Exhausted from walking the baby at night, Lucy and Ricky hire a maid.

Lucy wants to get into the act when Ricky produces an American Indian show.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

Mary tries to get Murray's teenage daughter a job at the office.

Fonzie and Roger are stranded on a mountain when the plane carrying them loses power.

After someone steals Shirley's poodle skirt and Laverne's sweater, the girls become police decoys.

The beau of Doc's ex-wife observes Doc's methods; a new divorcee confides in Judy; a girl learns of her uncle's (Patrick Macnee) past.

Gopher and Isaac are suspicious of Judy's beau; a consumer advocate threatens to cause a scandal; a wife decides to have an affair.

Shorty again disrupts fiancée Elverna's wedding plans, this time by marrying Mr. Drysdale's secretary.

The Clampetts set up a miniature farm, so Shorty's bride can sample farm life.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Edith is blamed with negligence when she is the last person to be with a lady who wanted to die.

Edith's efforts to rent out the Jeffersons' old house result in new neighbors whom she adores but Archie abhors.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

Melanie forms a band to compete in a battle of the bands; Joy catches the attention of a band rival.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

A shy man who is about to enter the priesthood makes advances toward Diane.

Sam is in for a surprise when a sexy TV-commercial agent offers him a contract.

The cabbies develop a strong liking for Latka's chocolate chip cookies made from his grandmother's secret recipe.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Tormé for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Jerry fears there's something wrong with him because he never becomes serious about any of the girls he dates, and asks Bob if he can become one of his patients; Bob agrees, but they abandon the plan when it begins to interfere with their friendship.

A KAOS mad scientist develops a new hallucinogenic drug and demands $50,000.

Ralph tries to put an end to Trixie and Ed's arguing.

The Pointer Sisters are tonight's musical guests; it's not hard to guess that when Mama and The Family play Charades, things will turn to chaos.

Toody and Muldoon take Car 54 in for repairs and happen upon a car theft ring.

Mr. Conklin is obsessed with taking a series of photos of an egg hatching for a photography contest, but he is unaware that Walter has substituted the egg with a rock so Conklin's flash bulbs won't traumatize the little chick.

The Nelsons become shutterbugs when Ozzie buys a few cameras.

Snow traps Ann, her parents and Don at the airport.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Jan receives a locket from an unknown admirer and all the Bradys are curious about who sent it.

Cissy's new friend is the jet-set daughter of a famed theatrical team.

Danny introduces comedy at a PTA meeting.

The Stones force Jeff to rewrite a composition.

The return of an old love upsets engaged Mike.

Rob gets an audition at a club and is given a job playing his guitar on a few nights; Rob's girlfriend introduces him to her friends, and he experiences a new lifestyle.

Kim and Craig take jobs at a pet store to pay for their own phones.

Lucy needs money for Chris' formal dress.

Sad Lucy wanders off while her surprise party waits.

Lucy tries everything to get a larger apartment.

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Fonzie is best man at a friend's wedding, and the bride thinks so too.

A German deliveryman faints in the girls' apartment causing them to use their nursing skills.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.

The Clampetts again meet "Honest John," the confidence man who had sold them half of Manhattan.

Jed prepares to underwrite con man Honest John's scheme to drill a channel in the mountains.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Archie and Edith are devastated when Stephanie's dysfunctional father Floyd returns and demands $1000 if they want to keep Stephanie. Archie becomes convinced that Floyd is bluffing and refuses to give in to the demand, despite Edith's pleadings.

Archie keeps Edith so busy that she doesn't get the chance to tell him that work is hazardous to her health.

Melanie suspects Joy is using drugs and recruits Rick to help; Elka teaches Victoria how to act old.

The ladies go dancing to burn the Cleveland pounds; Victoria catches Leandro's eye; Elka dukes it out with an old rival.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Diane looks to her friends for comfort when her cat dies, but finds everyone too enthralled by a Celtics game to notice.

Carla tricks a man into believing he is the father of her child.

The boss' wife invites Louie over for an affair so she can get back at her husband; though excited, Louie fears the worst as he remembers that her last fling, a cabbie, had mysteriously disappeared.

Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.

Felix and Oscar are arrested and charged with ticket scalping.

Bob and Emily travel to a ski lodge that's nearly deserted except for the annoying couple with whom they share a bathroom.

Agent 99 and CIA agent Quigley must save the world from a mad scientist who is freezing it.

An adoption agency inspects the Kramdens.

Maggie Smith returns to guest star as the erudite teacher of Eunice and Ed's son Bubba in another installment of The Family; a newly remodeled kitchen falls apart around Carol and Harvey.

Lucille plays matchmaker for an old school chum and Muldoon. Guest star: Alice Ghostley.

Connie tries to convince Mr. Boynton and Mr. Conklin that they're old.

Ozzie swallows his pride when he has to return a negligee for Harriet.

Don's TV script about Ann undergoes a massive rewrite.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Greg is obsessed with becoming a big league pitcher after receiving encouragement from Don Drysdale.

The siblings take action to solve a financial crisis.

Danny considers plastic surgery to make his big nose smaller.

Jeff's new beard prompts him to take on responsibility.

Steve admires the lovely, shy owner of a café.

Robbie is interested in a girl that he thinks is too old for him.

Lucy and Harry sneak into Liberace's house to replace a candelabra.

Lucy and Viv enroll in an art class to meet a handsome bachelor.

A matchmaking enterprise that Lucy and Ethel concoct backfires.

Lucy buys some furniture against Ricky's orders and has to pay for it herself.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Mary starts dating the anchorman from the top-rated television station and soon finds herself serving as a spy.

Fonzie baby-sits Heather when Ashley goes out of town on a business trip.

The coordinator of the annual Shotz Brewery Talent Show may not let the girls perform.

A woman (Rue McClanahan) presents her husband with a bill; a teenager discovers a family secret; the captain hires a sports director.

Doc learns of a fraternity brother's homosexuality; decorators vie for an assignment; a promoter's (Claude Akins) singer falls in love.

The Clampetts plan a trip to Washington to give the president their fortune to fight air pollution.

The Clampetts travel to Washington to give the president their fortune to help fight pollution.

While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous.

Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

Edith manages to drag Archie to church on their anniversary while Gloria and Mike try to whip up a party.

After learning that Mike has written a letter of criticism to President Nixon, Archie counters with a letter of praise.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

Rob feels that he has betrayed his dentist friend, Jerry, when he goes to another dentist.

Rob begins to fear that he is allergic to his own family when proximity to Laura and Ritchie starts him sneezing.

The Cheers regulars fear that the place will become a gay hangout.

Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date.

The cabbies don costumes and crash what they believe is a celebrity yacht party, hoping to meet some movie stars and celebrities.

Bull (Richard Moll) is persuaded to sue when he accidentally shoots himself in the foot with Roz's (Marsha Warfield) gun. Guest star: Gordon Clapp.