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Bob's divorced neighbor, Howard Borden, is convinced that his son, Howie (Moosie Drier), doesn't really like him. Later, Howard's ex-wife convinces him that Howie thinks he is the greatest guy in the world.

Max takes 99 to KAOS headquarters by mistake when she starts labor pains.

When Ralph buys a watch as a wedding present for the boss's daughter, Alice thinks it is for her.

Bilko and two friends dress up as sailors to get into a craps game.

Guest Shirley MacLaine joins Carol in sharing some of their fan mail; Tim plays a palace guard who refuses to allow the Queen through the gates unless he gets a popsicle.

Toody rescues a famous actress from a mob of screaming fans and hides her in Muldoon's house.

Miss Brooks proves she is not qualified to teach first aid.

Desperate for a pet of his own, ALF acquires an ant farm. With Max Wright and Benji Gregory.

ALF and Jake suggest Brian camp out to overcome his fear of the dark.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

A gypsy tearoom owner believes that Davy can help her daughter reach stardom.

A gypsy tribe wants the singers to steal a jewel-encrusted statuette.

Introducing young viewers to a handicapped pig.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Two playful goats shower love and energy on their handler, who has autism; a poodle saves a fireman's life.

Rare and unique wildlife of the Florida Keys, Grand Cayman and Fiji.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

The new family dentist becomes the subject of Marcia's daydreams when she misinterprets his interest in her.

Bobby becomes very unpopular when he decides to be the best safety monitor at school.

Greg has a near accident on the freeway and his parents deny him car privileges for a week.

The Brady brood competes in a local TV amateur contest, to win money for their parents' anniversary present.

Ginger pretends to predict the future when the castaways tire of togetherness.

A caged circus lion escapes after washing ashore on the island.

Hot water spurting from beneath the island warns the castaways that a volcano is about to erupt.

The radio reports Mr. Howell has been rescued and is selling great blocks of stock.

Gomer spends a weekend with a buddy and becomes involved in a feud between two families.

Gomer, baby-sitting for a Marine on emergency leave, sneaks the baby on base to avoid being AWOL.

Gomer and Carter buy "genuine" Hong Kong suits from a con artist.

Hacker vows to get even with Carter after Carter cancels their agreement and sells his car to Gomer.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

Christine's detective boyfriend breaks dates to go undercover; the bailiff talent show looms over Bull.

Distraught over the impending demise of a neighborhood theater, Bull chains himself to the old building.

A lunatic with a ray gun attempts to save Dan (John Larroquette) from a pair of punks with knives. With Charlie Robinson and Markie Post.

Dan's new late-night television talk show raises eyebrows, especially those of guest Christine Sullivan.

Norm is surprised when he is the only one at his company party in Roman garb.

Diane and Carla decide to bury the hatchet over after work drinks.

Coach and Sam become unlikely romantic rivals for Coach's new neighbor.

Red Sox pitcher Rick Walker falls into a slump and asks his idol Sam for advice.

Bob wants to watch football every Monday night, but Emily says that's unfair because other activities keep the couple busy every other night of the week, leading to an all-night argument that ends only when the two participants become exhausted.

Bob and Emily have been trying for some time to have a child. When they attend a party where the conversation turns to the subject of children, they feel so left out that they decide to adopt a child.

When Bob returns from his vacation in Mexico, Jerry announces that he is about to be married to a girl he just met. Cynthia, a beautiful but domineering oral hygienist, becomes too much for Jerry, and he realizes that he has made a mistake.

Bob decides that for his own mental well-being, he needs some peace and quiet. He moves into a hotel room by himself for a few days, leaving a confused Howard thinking that Bob and Emily have split up.

Max is mistaken for a doctor by KAOS agents who need a doctor to remove a bullet.

A banana through the mail spells death for the CONTROL agent who receives it.

Sledge fails to save a woman from murder, but insists she has returned to life.

A terrifying phone caller threatens a radio personality's life. With David Rasche and Anne-Marie Martin.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Pioneer aviatrix Ruth Elder competes to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie's florist sends Harriet orchids instead of violets.

A pancake mix's money-back guarantee inspires Ricky.

Charley and Floyd are sent to pick apples for Kate's special recipe.

Kate hears a rumor that Billie Jo had become engaged to Dan Plout, the son of her arch enemy, Selma Plout.

Rhoda and Joe decide to set aside one day to tackle the generation gap and schedule lunch with his parents and a dinner with hers.

Rhoda lands a new job and ends up delivering the eulogy at the funeral of an author of pornographic books.

Joe pops the question, but it's not the one Rhoda was hoping to hear.

Brenda decides to throw a shower for Rhoda and uses the occasion to stage a small high-school reunion for her older sister.

Two sly publishers hire Ann as a writer.

An office prank leaves Don with no street clothes.

Ann learns her new part is insulting to minorities.

Ann's visiting uncle wreaks havoc.

When Shirley is caught half-dressed with Squiggy, the brewery employees believe she's a "fun date.".

Shirley blames Laverne for the disappearance of her sick canary.

When Carmine finds another girlfriend, Shirley gets depressed and vows never to date again.

The gang suspects ulterior motives in Shirl's promotion when Laverne is more experienced.

Mama turns sleuth to find Iola's mother.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Lucy and Ethel compete for the presidency of their women's club.

Ricky accidentally gives Lucy a black eye.

Lucy and a new pal (Fred MacMurray) who wants to recoup gambling losses head for the Las Vegas hills in search of uranium.

Lucy becomes the victim of a hidden camera TV series.

A doctor mistakenly hypnotizes Lucy and Vivian.

Lucy and Vivian compete for the attention of a cruise ship captain.

With little notice, Lucy must organize a shipboard talent show.

Lucy decides to complete a high-school love letter.

A crying baby creates havoc with the neighbors and the landlord.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

Henry brings his tuba along on his honeymoon; in "Love and the Dream Burglar," Helen dreams that a burglar is about to pay a visit.

Cathy's boyfriend specializes in funerals; hiccups and a burglar threaten Danny and Chris' honeymoon.

An important oil lease hinges on an old Eskimo custom; if Walter wants to date his new girl, he must produce a daughter.

A bowling addict promises to give up the sport.

Sam hires a colorful farm hand who quickly becomes Mike's hero.

When Mike flunks an arithmetic test, it threatens a vacation to California.

Palm Springs lifestyles impress the gang.

Sam meets an old Army buddy who promptly makes a play for Millie.

When D.J.'s prank backfires, Jesse decides to take the blame.

Jesse is worried when Rebecca wants to bungee jump; D.J. and Stephanie trick Michelle.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Mike and Carol settle an argument about who has the easier job by switching roles.

Bill takes Buffy to a resort hotel on Puerto Rico.

Danny helps Charley with home decorating.

Mary discovers she has dated a star (James Darren).

Steve escorts a visiting congresswoman.

The school bully teaches Chip to steal lunches.

Kim pretends to be a terrible secretary to make Uncle Harry appreciate Lucy.

Lucy finds herself filling in for Viv's cousin in a symphony orchestra.

Exhausted from walking the baby at night, Lucy and Ricky hire a maid.

Lucy wants to get into the act when Ricky produces an American Indian show.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

Mary tries to get Murray's teenage daughter a job at the office.

Fonzie and Roger are stranded on a mountain when the plane carrying them loses power.

After someone steals Shirley's poodle skirt and Laverne's sweater, the girls become police decoys.

The beau of Doc's ex-wife observes Doc's methods; a new divorcee confides in Judy; a girl learns of her uncle's (Patrick Macnee) past.

Gopher and Isaac are suspicious of Judy's beau; a consumer advocate threatens to cause a scandal; a wife decides to have an affair.

Shorty again disrupts fiancée Elverna's wedding plans, this time by marrying Mr. Drysdale's secretary.

The Clampetts set up a miniature farm, so Shorty's bride can sample farm life.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Edith is blamed with negligence when she is the last person to be with a lady who wanted to die.

Edith's efforts to rent out the Jeffersons' old house result in new neighbors whom she adores but Archie abhors.

The ladies fix each other up on dates; Elka plays dumb to get a rich bachelor; Roy helps the ladies.

Melanie forms a band to compete in a battle of the bands; Joy catches the attention of a band rival.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

A shy man who is about to enter the priesthood makes advances toward Diane.

Sam is in for a surprise when a sexy TV-commercial agent offers him a contract.

The cabbies develop a strong liking for Latka's chocolate chip cookies made from his grandmother's secret recipe.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) lousy day gets worse when he is forced to jail Mel Tormé for contempt. With Charlie Robinson.

To raise funds for his financially troubled opera club, Felix induces Oscar to arrange a gambling event.

Jerry fears there's something wrong with him because he never becomes serious about any of the girls he dates, and asks Bob if he can become one of his patients; Bob agrees, but they abandon the plan when it begins to interfere with their friendship.

A KAOS mad scientist develops a new hallucinogenic drug and demands $50,000.

Ralph tries to put an end to Trixie and Ed's arguing.

The Pointer Sisters are tonight's musical guests; it's not hard to guess that when Mama and The Family play Charades, things will turn to chaos.

Toody and Muldoon take Car 54 in for repairs and happen upon a car theft ring.

Mr. Conklin is obsessed with taking a series of photos of an egg hatching for a photography contest, but he is unaware that Walter has substituted the egg with a rock so Conklin's flash bulbs won't traumatize the little chick.

The Nelsons become shutterbugs when Ozzie buys a few cameras.

Snow traps Ann, her parents and Don at the airport.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Jan receives a locket from an unknown admirer and all the Bradys are curious about who sent it.

Cissy's new friend is the jet-set daughter of a famed theatrical team.

Danny introduces comedy at a PTA meeting.

The Stones force Jeff to rewrite a composition.

The return of an old love upsets engaged Mike.

Rob gets an audition at a club and is given a job playing his guitar on a few nights; Rob's girlfriend introduces him to her friends, and he experiences a new lifestyle.

Kim and Craig take jobs at a pet store to pay for their own phones.

Lucy needs money for Chris' formal dress.

Sad Lucy wanders off while her surprise party waits.

Lucy tries everything to get a larger apartment.

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Fonzie is best man at a friend's wedding, and the bride thinks so too.

A German deliveryman faints in the girls' apartment causing them to use their nursing skills.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.

A writer condemns her daughter's affair; a boy learns of his father; a couple's love is tested; Judy's ex-spouse boards.

The Clampetts again meet "Honest John," the confidence man who had sold them half of Manhattan.

Jed prepares to underwrite con man Honest John's scheme to drill a channel in the mountains.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

Archie and Edith are devastated when Stephanie's dysfunctional father Floyd returns and demands $1000 if they want to keep Stephanie. Archie becomes convinced that Floyd is bluffing and refuses to give in to the demand, despite Edith's pleadings.

Archie keeps Edith so busy that she doesn't get the chance to tell him that work is hazardous to her health.

Melanie suspects Joy is using drugs and recruits Rick to help; Elka teaches Victoria how to act old.

The ladies go dancing to burn the Cleveland pounds; Victoria catches Leandro's eye; Elka dukes it out with an old rival.

Ritchie runs into the house screaming that he has been pecked on the head by a giant woodpecker.

Rob suspects co-writers Buddy and Sally of carrying on a clandestine romance.

Diane looks to her friends for comfort when her cat dies, but finds everyone too enthralled by a Celtics game to notice.

Carla tricks a man into believing he is the father of her child.

The boss' wife invites Louie over for an affair so she can get back at her husband; though excited, Louie fears the worst as he remembers that her last fling, a cabbie, had mysteriously disappeared.

Old friend of the court Yakov (Yakov Smirnov) asks for his father's visa to be extended. Arte Johnson also guest stars. With Harry Anderson.