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Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

A large meteorite lands on the island and threatens all living things.

A spy identical to Gilligan questions the castaways about their shipwreck.

Gilligan fishes a crate of vegetable seeds out of the lagoon.

A Hollywood producer makes an emergency landing on the island just as Ginger hears that he is on a worldwide talent search.

After a stuntwoman subdues two hoodlums, Gomer and Carter are given the credit.

When Gomer refuses to marry a famous movie star, she turns her attention to Carter.

Carter is to appear in a Hollywood movie, but nervously blows his one line for 32 takes.

Hacker bets Carter that he can't go 24 hours without losing his temper.

This series follows the Clampett family from the Ozarks to posh Beverly Hills after they strike oil and become millionaires. Banker Mr. Drysdale tries to keep them from foolishly spending their newfound wealth, and he also tries to "civilize" them -- usually succeeding in making a fool of himself in the process.

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Klink learns that Stalag 13 has made the top 10 list of prisoner-of-war camps.

Hogan's plan to dynamite a train is interrupted by the inspector general.

Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron.

When Coach buys an antique scale that also prints out fortunes, the gang finds them coming true.

Diane tries to keep Sam from going on a ski weekend with the guys.

When an old friend dies, Coach decides to hold a memorial service for him in the bar, inviting all of their old friends, but then Coach discovers that the deceased once made a pass at his late wife.

Rev. Dan Bradford seeks professional advice from Bob and then makes a startling announcement in his Sunday sermon.

With Carol on vacation, Emily is elected to fill in as the receptionist. Everyone loves the idea -- except Bob.

An attractive divorcee (Mariette Hartley) creates a feud between Jerry and Howard when she starts dating both of them.

A rather embarrassing operation leads to romance between Carol and her doctor. Everyone questions the relationship due to the new couple's age disparity.

Max is astonished to learn that the United States belongs to the direct descendant of Columbus.

Agent Maxwell Smart locks the Chief and Larrabee inside a vault.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

Sledge (David Rasche) investigates the death of a two-timing toy tycoon. With Anne-Marie Martin and Harrison Page.

A florist competes to win fabulous prizes.

A witty housewife competes to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie and Harriet decide to further their educations.

Shrewd Ozzie does some swapping with Ricky and David.

As Hooterville's bounty hunter, Uncle Joe may finally get the chance to capture someone because two escaped convicts are in the area.

Homer Bedloe uses an unusual case as a means of shutting down the Cannonball, when a bird makes a nest in the smoke stack, halting service.

A financial squeeze causes worry about Rhoda, who thinks she may be pregnant.

Joe and Rhoda encounter their first problem as a married couple but have trouble talking about it.

Despite Joe's advice to butt out, Rhoda insists on going ahead with her plan to prove Brenda's new boyfriend is a married man.

Rhoda and Charlie, Joe's best friend, meet for the first time and immediately dislike each other.

Ann is an unwitting accomplice to shoplifting.

Flu leaves Ann and Don in charge of Lou's restaurant.

A king invites Ann to a state dinner.

A friend throws Don a stag party.

Everything goes wrong when Laverne and Shirley are asked out by "dreamboats.".

Shirley has not seen her father in a long time so he sets up a date with her, but never shows up.

Shirley wins a contest that entitles her to a honeymoon weekend at a classy hotel.

Laverne and Shirley come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy get stood up.

Mama's paralyzing back problems flare up just when guests start arriving for Naomi's dinner party.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A writer doing a series on happily married couples chooses the Ricardos.

A fast-talking "tycoon" tries to sell phony stock to the Ricardos and Mertzes.

Ricky cancels plans for a second honeymoon in Sun Valley, Idaho; Lucy goes anyway, with Ethel.

Mary Jane fixes Lucy up with a meek and unassuming short man.

Lucy turns into a talent scout when she tries to give Mel Tormé his big break.

In danger after witnessing a robbery, Lucy is rescued by Mannix.

Lucy is quarantined with newly returned astronauts.

Ricky tries his hand at psychology to help Lucy overcome her mania for buying hats.

When Ricky makes a film and sells it to a producer, Lucy decides to get into the act.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Lisa Whelchel, Debbie Allen.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Shirley Jones; Eddie Albert.

Wilma and her roommate, Carl(a), are competing in the same athletic event. In "Love and the Ledge" a born loser is about to do himself in.

Lee and Doris are happy until they meet a guru. "Love and the Physical" Boni arranges a physical for her fiancé without him knowing it.

Dolly gets her toe stuck in a bathtub faucet; Hope is jilted by her boyfriend.

Mrs. Albano tries to get Julio to propose to her daughter; in "Love and the Reincarnation," Diane tries to get Nick to notice her.

Emmett pawns his wife's expensive diamond to play the stock market.

Goober's big brother Braden comes home to Mayberry after 14 years.

Aunt Bee's Garden Club takes action against a planned road through Mayberry.

Millie hesitantly joins Sam, Howard and a friend on a camping trip.

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

A young woman (Leslie Parrish) pursues French.

Kathy tries her luck at nightclub performing.

Mary hopes for romance with her French-language tutor.

Steve is blamed when cookies and blueprints mysteriously disappear.

A Thoroughbred cannot run without her rabbit mascot.

Lucy and another secretary (Carol Burnett) clash in a contest.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

Lucy and Ethel disagree over the ownership of a winning "bonus" buck.

Lucy sets out to win a free trip to Hawaii for herself and the Mertzes.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage babysitter has a crush on Laura.

Mary's research for a news special involves spending every night for a week in a singles bar.

Roger is named principal of the toughest high school in the city.

Laverne and Shirley cook up a scheme to get rid of Frank's latest love interest.

A woman (Marion Ross) dodges Andy Warhol; a couple (Andy Griffith, Cloris Leachman) searches for a rare stamp; pay rates upset Ace.

Gopher envisions the liner as a World War II troop ship en route to France; guests Charo, Nathan Cook, Stephanie Mills, Erin Moran.

The Clampett family miss being back at their old home in the mountains; Pearl tries to win over the oil man at the cabin as he takes her to a nearby phone.

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she is a drunk.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

The Stivics and the Bunkers recall Mike's introduction to his future father-in-law.

A local election sparks dissent in the Bunker household when conservative Archie is pitted against liberal Mike.

Johnny Revere records a benefit song in Cleveland; Melanie tracks a musical idol; Elka seeks a lock of a singer's hair for her charity; Joy chases her fantasy of being a rock star.

The ladies decide to track down their lost loves, including the man who left Joy at the altar.

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn).

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

Norm thinks he must have an affair with an attractive client to prove his manhood.

Sam believes that Diane is still madly in love with him; Cliff catches a co-worker stealing.

The cabbies pound the pavement looking for new jobs when the Sunshine Cab Co. goes out of business.

Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.

Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment.

Bob suffers an inferiority attack when a test reveals that Emily's IQ is higher than his.

Agent Maxwell Smart falls prey to a KAOS plot to hypnotize CONTROL agents.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons enter a contest.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.

In an effort to keep Toody and Muldoon, the residents of their beat refuse to permit any crime to occur.

The police investigate a jewel theft.

Ozzie loses the return address on a girl's letter to Ricky.

With Ann's help, her agent revives his comedy career.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

Poison-pen letters implicate French in a scandal.

Danny fears what Linda will say on television.

Alex is asked to teach an adolescent-psychology class.

Chip and a friend form a trapping business.

A computer matches Mike and Sally with others.

Lucy hires Richard Burton (who is disguised as a plumber) to fix her leaking tap. She accidentally gets Elizabeth Taylor's famous ring stuck on her finger and winds up substituting her left arm for Liz's at the Burton's banquet later that evening.

Lucy's date, an Italian tycoon, doesn't speak English.

Lucy and Ethel dress up as two maids from Mars for a publicity stunt.

Ricky and the Mertzes are the central characters in Lucy's first novel.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

Mary faces a jail term when she refuses to reveal her source for a story about graft in high places.

Fonzie's unknown half-brother comes to visit from Milwaukee with bad news.

Shirley is promoted at the brewery and tries to change everyone's work habits.

Swindlers target Doc; newlyweds battle; a foe threatens reunited lovers; two women search for wealthy husbands.

Doc is targeted by a swindler; the wife of a retired champion cyclist gives her husband an ultimatum; a financially strapped woman reunites with a former flame.

Jed takes Drysdale's suggestion about buying good stock to heart and quickly purchases cows, pigs and chickens.

Drysdale attempts another step in the social renovation of the Clampetts by lending them his servants.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Edith's honesty infuriates Archie when he learns that she left a note on an unoccupied car that she dented.

Archie jumps at a $35,000 offer to sell his house to a black buyer.

The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider; Melanie finds out her new love interest is actually Joy's former fiancé.

Victoria goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit; Melanie meets a guy at a different anonymous meeting; Joy goes out with a man who's a big departure from her type.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Sam hires an eccentric artist (Christopher Lloyd) to paint a portrait of Diane.

Diane defends her relationship with Sam while having her portrait painted by an artist (Christopher Lloyd).

The cabbies meet one month after the closing of the Sunshine Cab Co. to discuss what great careers they have found.

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.

Felix's brother, Floyd, persuades Felix that his place is not in hectic Manhattan but back home in Floyd's factory.

Bob decides to meet the rising cost of living by raising his rates. But the members of his therapy group revolt when he picks the most inappropriate moment to tell them.

Max must prevent Mr. Big from destroying the country's major cities.

Part 2/2. Ralph and Ed's rehearsals for the talent contest disturb the neighborhood.

Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance.

While on an undercover assignment, Toody is accused of leading a double life.

Mr. Conklin thinks he has discovered a new planet.

Ozzie has to choose between Ricky and David for a father-and-son table tennis tournament.

Ann is stuck in a faucet just before opening night.

Michelle is jealous when the family baby-sits for a neighbor's infant.

Danny and Joey scheme to retrieve their old fraternity seal from a sorority.

Danny falls asleep while hosting a telethon and leaves the family to run the show.

Jesse's grandparents (Jack Kruschen, Vera Lockwood) bring special presents when they visit from Greece.

Peter is sure his weekend camping trip will be canceled when he breaks his mother's favorite vase.

Cissy wants to be a hippie.

Danny's cousin wants to be in show business.

Jeff decides to act as his father's agent.

Scared by a cat, Tramp runs away from home.

A friend of Charley's from Australia visits and fills the boys' heads with visions of excitement and travel.

Lucy takes up skydiving to discourage Craig's and Kim's new hobbies.

Lucy and Viv help out in Mooney's political campaign.

Lucy organizes an orchestra among her girlfriends and asks Ricky to help.

Ricky objects to Lucy's "new look," a modish Italian haircut.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Mary's romance with a very handsome man progresses nicely, until everyone convinces her she likes him for his looks only.

Howard is jealous when Marion's old flame (Lyle Waggoner) comes for a visit, but he gets really upset when the man dates Joanie.

Laverne and Shirley end up at the controls when they win a plane trip to a professional football game.

Judy's soap-star aunt (Carol Channing) boards; a health-book author (Charles Frank) finds out what ails him; three women court Ace.

Julie McCoy Chenault (Lauren Tewes) comes back; Ace must prove himself by firing two employees; a police detective woos mermaid Amy.

A private school teacher is shocked to learn that her new fifth-grade student is Jethro.

Sonny tries to court Elly May, as he determines that she needs to change from a hillbilly into an upper-class lady; Granny offers the use of her love charms to spice up their affair.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Buzz discovers why Mama dislikes celebrating her birthday.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiancé, Fred Sanford.

Stress over upcoming exams leaves Mike impotent. Archie offers advice, only making Mike's stress levels rise.

Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told that he must lay off one of his men, he learns the insurance on his home has been canceled.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, but they discover that Elka has a long history with the club's president.

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush; Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper; Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid; Elka's fed up with her writing partner.

Rob reminisces about the joy and uneasiness of the day Ritchie was born.

Rob and Laura return home from an auction with two mysterious pieces of art.

Sam resumes his excessive drinking habits, and Diane has a new lover.

Diane tells Sam the truth about her relationship with Frasier Crane.

When Latka is rejected by a young woman, he sets out to acquire the mannerisms of a swinging American bachelor.

Christine (Markie Post) defends a young artist (Bill Calvert) and later falls victim to his charms. With Harry Anderson, John Larroquette.

When Felix becomes a member of the Civilian Police Reserves, havoc reigns for criminals and innocent bystanders alike.

Bob turns out to be an uncooperative patient when Emily makes an appointment for them to see a marriage counselor (Katherine Helmond).

Max is assigned to protect a Scandinavian princess from kidnappers.

Ralph and Ed try to get Jackie Gleason to appear at the Raccoon Lodge's annual dance.

Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance.

Muldoon fears that his job may be in jeopardy because he is too tall.

When a former student writes a book about his years at Madison High, some of Miss Brooks' unkind remarks about Mr. Conklin come back to haunt her.

No one asks David to a ladies-choice dance.

Ann recalls her high-school days as a meter maid, when she ticketed the mayor's car.

When Michelle misbehaves, it is up to Danny to discipline her.

Jesse's wardrobe for a cologne commercial is limited to a towel.

Joey and Stephanie go to a mother/daughter slumber party when Becky can't make it.

As new editor of the school newspaper, D.J. must fire the sports editor, Kimmy Gibbler.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

French stars as Henry VIII in an underground film.

Waiting for the baby strains Charley's nerves.

Mary has dates with both a boy and her father.

Chip meets vaudevillians and loses his sneaker.

Sally's mother takes over wedding preparations.

Lucy nurses Sammy Davis Jr. after a series of blows to his nose.

Lucy and Viv take the place of a den father on a Cub Scout camping trip.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes pool their resources to buy a restaurant.

When Cousin Ernie (Tennessee Ernie Ford) wears out his welcome, Lucy tries to scare him away.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Ted takes advantage of Lou's new image as the office "pussycat.".

Chachi pays a midnight visit to Joanie after striking out in the dating game.

Laverne and Shirley become tag-team wrestlers in order to raise money for an orphans fund.

A rich man promises to make wishes come true; Vicki and Judy become roommates; a pro golfer learns the truth about the woman he loves.

Passengers involved a shipboard wedding include the nearly bankrupt father of the bride, the best man and a wedding party-crasher.

The Clampetts try to get Sonny to propose to Elly before Cousin Pearl can get her daughter Jethrine married to him.

Pearl's attempts to snag Mr. Brewster seem hopeless until he suddenly makes an outrageous public proposal.

Mama's long-lost brother-in-law arrives and charms everyone except her.

Aunt Fran is writing an advice column in the local newspaper, but she doesn't have any good advice; Fran relies on Mama for material; at lunch with her editor, Fran must apply some of Mama's advice when the man tries to take advantage of her.

Grady tries to keep the Sanford home free of Bible meetings and orgies.

Woodrow moves into the Sanford house when Esther kicks him out.

A news reporter conducting a man-on-the-street interview talks with Archie.

Edith's favorite cousin comes to the rescue when Archie gets the flu.

The ladies celebrate their annual birthdates; Elka thinks her date might be Santa Claus; Victoria reunites with Captain LeBeau; Melanie's date has a high-pitched voice; Joy becomes a man's first date since he left the priesthood.

Joy starts a whirlwind romance with George (Kevin Nealon); Victoria undertakes celebrity shoe designing and puts Melanie and Joy in her runway show.

Laura confesses to Rob that she lied about her age on their marriage certificate.

Rob and Laura, having learned they are not legally married, make plans to elope.

Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before.

Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery.

Jim predicts that a bizarre catastrophe involving a blond woman will befall Alex.

An offensive comic (Louis Mustillo) is hauled into Harry's court by a show-stopping conservative minister (Clifton James). With Harry Anderson.