2026-01-01 00:00 The 10 on Portland's CW 00:35 Seinfeld Jerry encourages Elaine to move into the vacant apartment in his building. 01:05 Seinfeld George's intellect benefits when his girlfriend's illness requires their abstinence; Elaine experiences the opposite effect; Jerry returns to his junior high school for career day. 01:35 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 02:05 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 02:30 The Neighborhood Calvin and Tina offer to throw a quinceañera for a teen Calvin is mentoring at his auto shop; Dave and Gemma introduce Malcolm to a college baseball coach who has the potential to change his future. 03:00 The Neighborhood Dave faces off against incumbent Isaiah Evans in a debate for a city council seat; the race comes to a dramatic conclusion. 03:30 Bob Hearts Abishola After indulging in a luxurious girls' day with Dottie and Christina, Abishola worries she's losing touch with her humble Nigerian roots; Goodwin feels threatened when Kofo gets a pitch meeting with Bob. 04:00 The Conners The death of a beloved teacher from Dan and Jackie's high school brings old classmates together; Becky asks Darlene and Ben for a big favor. 04:30 Extra Inside the entertainment newsgathering process, as reporters coast to coast break headlines, advance the stories of the day, and sit down with celebrities. 05:00 Karamo Jonathan, who has been on a quest to find his father for 45 years, connected with two women, Tiffany and Tahara, who could be his sisters; Darryl wants to convince his wife, Rena, that he contracted an STD from a bone marrow transplant. 06:00 25 Words or Less One little dog, endless wrong guesses: this game proves that even the shortest clue can lead to the longest chase. 06:30 25 Words or Less Parched, puzzled, and pressed for time -- can they soak up a win? 07:00 Holiday Lights Spectacular USA 08:00 Live: Backstage at the Parade A behind-the-scenes look at what goes into making the floats with up-close looks and interviews with the people who created them, as well as the excitement on the parde route as we await the start of the parade. 09:00 Live: Parade Countdown Countdown to the start of the 2025 Rose Parade; interviews and close-up looks at the floats and people lining the parade route. 10:00 Live: The Rose Parade Presented by Honda Leeza Gibbons and Mark Steines host the annual parade from Pasadena, Calif., featuring floral floats, marching bands, and equestrian units; Earvin "Magic" Johnson serves as Grand Marshal; the 2026 theme is "The Magic in Teamwork.". 12:00 Tamron Hall Putting viral hacks, products and trends to the test; backless sticky bras; athleisure jeans; the overnight "makeup prep" sensation; cleaning putties; Ben Landheer tests viral hacks to see if they work. 13:00 The Jennifer Hudson Show Andra Day (film "Is This Thing On?"); Kari Thorp tells Jennifer about how she became an unexpected hero when her quick instincts helped save 22 children from a burning school bus outside her home! 14:00 Sherri Sherri kicks off the show with laughs in The Stand-Up Spot; Michelle Obama (book "The Look," a celebration of style, beauty, self-expression and confidence). 15:00 The Steve Wilkos Show After clearing her name on the show, Sophia returns to try to determine who her son's father is; Ron says she is trying to pin the child on him because of his social media status. 16:00 Maury Cassandra thinks Tumesha is trying to trap her son with another man's baby; Monica wants to know whether her husband is the father of Linda's baby; Joe demands DNA tests on all three of his adult offspring. 17:00 Live: Primetime With Isaac and Suke Portland's sports talk show; Isaac and Suke hit the topics and the angles behind the big stories. 18:00 Two and a Half Men Alan reluctantly agrees to a makeover after running into his ex-wife and her new beau; when the brothers go shopping, they clash over what to buy. 18:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her. 19:00 Modern Family Gloria, Claire, Haley, Alex, Lily, Luke and Manny show support for gender equality and the women's movement in their own ways; Jay and Phil butt heads over their parking attendant; Cam feels jealous when Pam prefers Mitchell's help with the baby. 19:30 Modern Family Mitch and Jay end up at the same resort when they separately seek out a retreat from the family; Phil and Claire struggle to enjoy empty-nester life; not knowing what to do with himself while Mitch is away, Cam drops in on Gloria. 20:00 The Conners Darlene and Ben get into a fight and ignore Becky's boundaries in the house; Dan accuses Jackie of losing all of their home videos. 20:30 Bob Hearts Abishola After Tunde gets into a car accident, Bob and Abishola cajole him into getting glasses, but worry that his issues are more than just his eyesight. 21:00 Young Sheldon Sheldon discovers that Mary's been keeping a secret about him; Meemaw is furious when she learns Dale fired Georgie. 21:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon studies to be Meemaw's lawyer when she is put on house arrest; the Coopers have a plumbing emergency. 22:00 Trivial Pursuit Contestants compete on a giant version of the iconic game board, battling it out over a range of play-along question categories to win wedges and beat each other to the center. 23:00 Trivial Pursuit A doctor competes in three rounds of trivia.
2026-01-02 00:00 The 10 on Portland's CW 00:35 Seinfeld After a party, and much to the host's chagrin, Jerry and Elaine wait for Kramer to pick them up. 01:05 Seinfeld George finds his perfect woman (Andrea Bendewald); Kramer names his new pet after Jerry; Elaine dates a bald man. 01:35 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 02:05 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 02:30 The Neighborhood When Malcolm treats Calvin, Dave, Gemma and Grover to VIP tickets to a Dodgers game, the outing isn't quite a home run; Marty's movie night with fiancée Necie goes sideways when Tina decides to join. 03:00 The Neighborhood Calvin and Dave are both chosen to serve as jurors on the same trial; Malcolm and Marty get a big surprise when they fail to ask what the movie is about after they rent out their house for a film shoot. 03:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola is caught in the middle when Morenike agrees to be the "plus one" in Kemi and Chukwuemeka's relationship; when Bob refuses to pay for Douglas' company car, he learns what it's like to live on a budget. 04:00 The Conners Darlene continues her search for a new job; Becky is desperate to spend more time with Beverly Rose. 04:30 Extra Inside the entertainment newsgathering process, as reporters coast to coast break headlines, advance the stories of the day, and sit down with celebrities. 05:00 Karamo Mariel and Jasmin, who have children with the same man, have been engaged in an online feud for 10 years; Wanda is certain that her boyfriend, Dennis, is cheating. 06:00 25 Words or Less They know the word is about something emotional -- but no matter how hard they try, they just can't bring it home in time. 06:30 25 Words or Less Some clues feel like extra credit; others feel like detention; this one keeps the team guessing. 07:00 KOIN 6 News at 5am Early evening news. 08:00 KOIN 6 News at 6am Local, national and international news. 09:00 KOIN AM Extra 11:00 Live: Everyday Northwest The people and places that make living in the Pacific Northwest rewarding and so much fun. 12:00 Tamron Hall Dr. Laura Berman (book "Sex Magic: Take Your Body, Mind, and Relationship to the Next Level With Spectacular Intimacy"); a woman who took out billboards to find love; Kevin Ross performs. 13:00 The Jennifer Hudson Show Karol G (album "Tropicoqueta"); tennis player Venus Williams (podcast series "Stockton Street," co-hosted with her sister Serena Williams). 14:00 Sherri Sherri brings the laughs; Hoda Kotb (book "Jump and Find Joy"); Stephanie Mills talks about The Queens Tour with Chaka Khan, Patti LaBelle and Gladys Knight; Sherri encourages women to embrace their natural beauty by taking off her makeup. 15:00 The Steve Wilkos Show Kenyatta says he just can't let go of the suspicion that Britany stepped out on him, especially after catching her chatting with other men; Davonya promised to stay faithful while Dironte was in jail...then the rumors started. 16:00 Maury Tracy found strange underwear in her husband's car; Jasmine's husband has made a habit of disappearing for the night; Star fears that her fiance is a cheater. 17:00 Live: Primetime With Isaac and Suke Portland's sports talk show; Isaac and Suke hit the topics and the angles behind the big stories. 18:00 Two and a Half Men The housekeeper's beautiful granddaughter comes to work with her and attracts the attention of the men; Alan tries to convince Judith that Charlie's house is good for Jake. 18:30 Two and a Half Men Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone. 19:00 Modern Family Jay picks up the pieces after Manny's father takes him out to celebrate graduation; the family prepares for Luke and Manny's big day. 19:30 Modern Family Jay forces the family to take their vacation on a house boat on a lake; Mitchell runs into an old flame; Cam must avoid the sun; Phil and Claire try out some adventurous excursions; the kids' quest for a good time goes awry. 20:00 The Conners Harris makes a big announcement; Ben is overwhelmed with family responsibilities. 20:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola and Kemi's friendship is pushed to the edge when Kemi wants to disregard Nigerian tradition and have a Las Vegas wedding; Bob and the Wheelers have to avert a strike at MaxDot before it sinks the family business. 21:00 Young Sheldon After graduating high school, Sheldon has a breakdown when he realizes he may not be ready for college; Dale tries to make amends with Meemaw. 21:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon's published paper leads to a frenzy of grad school recruiting; Georgie tries to speak more properly in front of his daughter. 22:00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us Featured magicians include Jason and Stacy Alan, Markobi, Luis Olmedo and Alyx Hilshey. 23:00 Masters of Illusion Featured magicians include Lucy Darling, Trigg Watson, Andi Gladwin, Carisa Hendrix, Dreygon, Maxence Vire and David Goldrake.
2026-01-03 00:00 The 10 on Portland's CW 00:35 Seinfeld Jerry suspects his new cleaning person (Michael D. Conway) of stealing a statue he had promised to George. 01:05 Seinfeld Jerry's parents (Barney Martin, Liz Sheridan) think he is low on money; J. Peterman (John O'Hurley) resumes his position as Elaine's boss. 01:35 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 02:05 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 02:30 The Neighborhood Calvin's wealthy and impulsive brother Curtis makes a surprise visit, which creates chaos in the Butlers' lives; Dave and Gemma run into challenges while trying to declutter their home. 03:00 The Neighborhood When a member of the community's behavior becomes increasingly erratic, Calvin and Dave step up to help; Marty undergoes a dramatic makeover to impress a long-time crush. 03:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Abishola and Kemi are conflicted as to how to handle Morenike after she confides her deepest secret to them; when Bob gets credit for Christina's idea for a Twitter marketing campaign, she considers leaving MaxDot. 04:00 The Conners Mark fights for a spot in the Lanford High chamber orchestra; Jackie puts a lottery machine in the Lunch Box. 04:30 Extra Inside the entertainment newsgathering process, as reporters coast to coast break headlines, advance the stories of the day, and sit down with celebrities. 05:00 Karamo Tia moved halfway across the country to be with Isaiah, and now they accuse each other of cheating; Myana believes that Michael could be her father, but he and his wife, Lorrie, have their doubts. 06:00 Christian Worship Hour Offers Christian worship to those who are house bound. 07:00 Ambulance bills could lead to bankruptcy. Protect yourself now! Ground and air ambulance bills are higher than ever! Medicare & private insurance may not always cover costs. Imagine getting a bill for thousands of dollars! Protect yourself and let MASA pay ambulance bills your insurance may not. 08:00 Ambulance bills could lead to bankruptcy. Protect yourself now! Ground and air ambulance bills are higher than ever! Medicare & private insurance may not always cover costs. Imagine getting a bill for thousands of dollars! Protect yourself and let MASA pay ambulance bills your insurance may not. 08:30 Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi. Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 09:00 Ocean Mysteries With Jeff Corwin The Australian Zoo and Veterinary Hospital founded by Steve Irwin and his family; a sick koala; returning a sea turtle to the wild. 09:30 Ocean Mysteries With Jeff Corwin Alligators in Florida; crocodiles in the Okavango River; sea snakes in Queensland; tuatara in New Zealand; reptilian surprises in Botswana. 10:00 Jack Hanna's Into the Wild Jack takes his grandson on a Serengeti safari; a cheetah and a lion on the Savannah; wildebeest and zebra start their annual migration. 10:30 Jack Hanna's Into the Wild Ecuador's diverse landscapes are home to loads of unique creatures; the Mashpi cloud forests, home to hummingbirds and bushmasters; birds of prey in flight near Otavalo's colorful markets; the Quito Zoo welcomes a baby jaguar. 11:00 Live: College Basketball From Petersen Events Center in Pittsburgh. 13:15 Live: College Basketball From Moody Coliseum in Dallas. 15:30 Jack Hanna's Into the Wild Jack takes his grandson on a Serengeti safari; a cheetah and a lion on the Savannah; wildebeest and zebra start their annual migration. 16:00 Jack Hanna's Into the Wild Ecuador's diverse landscapes are home to loads of unique creatures; the Mashpi cloud forests, home to hummingbirds and bushmasters; birds of prey in flight near Otavalo's colorful markets; the Quito Zoo welcomes a baby jaguar. 16:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie rushes to get a half-naked woman out of his bedroom before Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor) arrives. 17:00 Two and a Half Men When Charlie swears his love to Chelsea (Jennifer Taylor), her response is nothing like what he'd expected. 17:30 Two and a Half Men Charlie fights the overwhelming urge to flee when Chelsea gets sick and he is forced to take care of her. 18:00 Two and a Half Men Chelsea finds pictures of a naked woman on Charlie's phone. 18:30 Northwest Fishing TV 19:00 KOIN 6 News at 5p Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 19:30 KOIN 6 News at 5:30p Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 20:00 KOIN 6 News at 6p Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 20:30 Bob Hearts Abishola Bob, a middle-aged compression-sock salesman, unexpectedly falls for his cardiac nurse, Abishola, a Nigerian immigrant, while recovering from a heart attack and sets his sights on winning her over. 21:00 Young Sheldon George Sr. takes the boys on a road trip to see a space shuttle launch; Mary, Missy, and Meemaw have a girls weekend at the salon. 21:30 Young Sheldon Sheldon is forced to tutor Georgie when poor grades threaten his brother's future on the football team. 22:00 TV We Love A deep dive into "I Love Lucy," widely regarded as one of the greatest sitcoms of all time; exploring the groundbreaking partnership of Lucille Ball and Desi Arnaz, whose comedic brilliance and bold business moves forever changed television. 23:00 TV We Love Jackie Gleason's creative genius; why "The Honeymooners" continues to resonate 70 years after its premiere.
2026-01-04 00:00 The 10 on Portland's CW 00:30 Seinfeld Hypochondriac George gets advice from a "holistic" healer (Stephen Tabolowsky) for his claimed heart attack. 01:05 Modern Family Phil and Claire realize that Alex may be more self-sufficient in college than they thought; Manny works to avoid a tearful goodbye after Gloria and Jay move him into his dorm; Haley gets an unexpected opportunity. 01:35 Modern Family Phil believes he'll have a day of bad luck after failing to successfully complete his daily superstition; Mitch is certain that Cam is undermining him during their kitchen renovation; Jay is determined to get Gloria to admit she was in an accident. 02:05 The Conners The Conners are dealing with the pandemic and life's financial troubles; the Lunch Box is closed for everything but takeout and delivery; Becky and Darlene are both forced to search for additional income at the newly reopened Wellman Plastics plant. 02:30 The Conners Mary is devastated that Halloween has been canceled by the city, so Darlene and Becky enlist Jackie and the rest of the family to create an unforgettable experience; Mark goes toe-to-toe with a kid at school who doesn't believe in wearing a mask. 03:00 WOW - Women Of Wrestling Women from all walks of life compete in the professional wrestling ring. 04:00 Pawn Stars Rick and the Old Man look at a 1949 Hudson Commodore; a guy brings in a 2,000-year-old fire starter; Rick is presented with a fossilized mastodon tusk. 04:30 Pawn Stars The guys check out a uniform from the King of England's royal guard; Rick checks out a guitar made from a tortoise shell; a seller brings in an antique BBQ built in the shape of a pig. 05:00 Pawn Stars Corey buys a samurai sword without getting a second opinion; a one of a kind item from the beaches of D-Day; an early 1900s Oscar Onken Company DeLuxe necktie press. 05:30 Pawn Stars Rick and the Old Man are offered a pair of slippers owned by Pope Leo XIII; a guy brings in a driver's license owned by the guitarist of Guns N Roses; the Old Man's 20 cup-a-day coffee habit sparks a family intervention. 06:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 06:30 Paid Programming Paid programming. 07:00 Ambulance bills could lead to bankruptcy. Protect yourself now! Ground and air ambulance bills are higher than ever! Medicare & private insurance may not always cover costs. Imagine getting a bill for thousands of dollars! Protect yourself and let MASA pay ambulance bills your insurance may not. 07:30 Ready for a safer shower? Enjoy a one-day bath remodel with Jacuzzi. Trusted brand Jacuzzi Bath Remodel and interior designer Christina Hall share their secrets on how you can easily and affordably transform your bathroom into a gorgeous custom, safe, stylish space in 1 day! Call for a FREE quote & installation. 08:00 Ambulance bills could lead to bankruptcy. Protect yourself now! Ground and air ambulance bills are higher than ever! Medicare & private insurance may not always cover costs. Imagine getting a bill for thousands of dollars! Protect yourself and let MASA pay ambulance bills your insurance may not. 08:30 Jack Hibbs-Real Life It's my desire that through Jesus Christ, you will know Real Life! - Jack Hibbs. 09:00 180 Degrees With Pastor Mark Strong 09:30 Catholic Mass 10:00 Leading The Way Pastor Michael Youssef proclaims God's word to all the people around the world through the ministries of Leading The Way. 10:30 Robert Jeffress The teaching ministry of American Southern Baptist, pastor and television host, Robert Jeffress; he is a senior minister of the first Baptist Church in Dallas as well as a Fox News contributor. 11:00 Christian Worship Hour Offers Christian worship to those who are house bound. 12:00 Paid Programming Paid programming. 12:30 Ambulance bills could lead to bankruptcy. Protect yourself now! Ground and air ambulance bills are higher than ever! Medicare & private insurance may not always cover costs. Imagine getting a bill for thousands of dollars! Protect yourself and let MASA pay ambulance bills your insurance may not. 13:00 Live: Women's College Basketball NC State (9-4, 2-0 ACC) tries to extend its run against California (9-5, 0-1 ACC). The Golden Bears are fresh off a 91-50 win over Cal Poly behind Lulu Twidale's 19 points. The Wolfpack look to Khamil Pierre, who averages 15.2 points per game. 15:00 Friends When you're young and single in the city, your friends are your family. A tight-knit group of friends living in Manhattan -- three girls and three guys -- navigate the complexities of adulthood and rely on the companionship, comfort and support they get from each other to deal with the pressures of life. 15:30 Open House Vibrant design on the Upper East Side, and how designer Vanessa Deleon brought a curated sense of style to a contemporary home. 16:00 The New American Home 16:30 The New American Home 17:00 She's In The Game Meet the next generation of superstar female athletes around the country as we go behind the scenes to shine the light on them and their interests off the field, along with catching up with the female legends who paved the way for all this amazing growth. 17:30 The Hill Sunday With Chris Stirewalt Featuring a variety of politicians and newsmakers discussing the latest political news from the nation's capital. 18:30 Eye on Northwest Politics Award winning KOIN News anchor Ken Boddie talks with leaders, politicians, and thought provokers to explore the important issues of our time. 19:00 KOIN 6 News at 5p Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 19:30 KOIN 6 News at 5:30p Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 20:00 KOIN 6 News at 6p Stay informed with the latest breaking news and headlines. 20:30 Bob Hearts Abishola While Bob waits for Abishola to make the next move, her Auntie Olu and Uncle Tunde make it hard for her by stalking him. 21:00 Police 24/7 A baby possum's kitchen hideout gets found; a man accused of indecent exposure makes for an interesting interrogation; a river rescue takes an odd turn as the drunk boat driver gets belligerent. 21:30 The Goonies When two brothers find out they might lose their house they are desperate to find a way to keep their home. They find a treasure map and bring some friends along to find it. They are all out looking for the "X" and trying to get away from a group of bad guys who also want the treasure.
2026-01-05 00:00 The 10 on Portland's CW 00:35 Seinfeld George plots revenge on his former boss (Fred Applegate); Jerry seeks to get even with a laundromat owner (John Capodice). 01:05 Two and a Half Men Alan's emotional breakdown after dropping Jake off for a weekend away to a friend's house sends Charlie to a therapist. 01:35 Two and a Half Men Charlie has to deal with the challenges of a committed relationship that doesn't revolve around sex when he starts dating Mia. 02:05 The Neighborhood Concerned about the safety of a treehouse Calvin's building for Grover, Dave recruits Marty to supervise covertly; an innocent mistake on Malcolm's part leads to a heated bake-off between Tina and Gemma. 02:30 The Neighborhood When Dave and Gemma face a devastating loss, Calvin and Tina offer emotional support and reflect on a period that tested their own family. 03:00 Access Hollywood Hosts Mario Lopez, Kit Hoover, Scott Evans and Zuri Hall take viewers behind the velvet ropes and onto the red carpet to deliver celebrity interviews and entertainment news stories in Hollywood. 04:00 Entertainment Tonight News and features about performers, productions and the milieu. 05:00 Extra Inside the entertainment newsgathering process, as reporters coast to coast break headlines, advance the stories of the day, and sit down with celebrities. 06:00 25 Words or Less The word is on everyone's schedule, but no one can pin it down -- can they stop second-guessing and circle the right answer in time? 06:30 25 Words or Less The game gets bumpy fast -- but one team stays on track. 07:00 KOIN 6 News at 5am Early evening news. 08:00 KOIN 6 News at 6am Local, national and international news. 09:00 KOIN AM Extra 11:00 Live: Everyday Northwest The people and places that make living in the Pacific Northwest rewarding and so much fun. 12:00 Tamron Hall From the deeply moving to the purely fun, the show is a daily destination for all things topical and a platform for viewers to connect with the people who are shaping the world through meaningful, engaging and entertaining conversations. 13:00 The Jennifer Hudson Show Actress Thandiwe Newton (film "Anaconda"); "Bat-Fam" star Yonas Kibreab chats about the new WB animation show; Travis Gilmore shares his inspiring journey from a life-changing accident to reclaiming independence and joy! 14:00 Sherri Actress, comic and Emmy Award-winning longtime co-host of "The View" Sherri Shepherd appears before a live audience with a daily dose of pop culture, comedy, conversations and daytime talk staples, including celebrity and human-interest interviews. 15:00 The Steve Wilkos Show Kiera's ex-boyfriend opened fire during a family argument, leaving her cousin dead and another family member injured; now, Kiera's family accuses her of being the driver that night, and of staying involved with her ex even after the shooting. 16:00 Maury Iris received a revealing photo of her fiance with another woman; Brianna suspects that her fiance has slept with more than 50 women during their relationship; Latika fears that her baby's daddy has been sleeping with escorts. 17:00 Live: Primetime With Isaac and Suke Portland's sports talk show; Isaac and Suke hit the topics and the angles behind the big stories. 18:00 Two and a Half Men Charlie sets his ailing brother up on a date, then drags him to a steam room to help him get rid of his flu symptoms. 18:30 Two and a Half Men Evelyn finally meets Charlie and Chelsea. 19:00 Modern Family Jay's friend Shorty visits from Costa Rica but spends more time with Gloria than Jay; Alex decides to prove to Claire that her relationship with Ben is a sexual one. 19:30 Modern Family Claire throws a 10th anniversary party for Jay and Gloria; Phil plans a magic trick in which Gloria appears out of thin air in her wedding dress. 20:00 The Conners Dan and Jackie take a road trip to a hardware wholesaler in Oklahoma; Darlene heads out of town and leaves behind a plethora of to-do notes for Becky and Ben. 20:30 Bob Hearts Abishola When Christina tells her family that she's decided to have a baby by herself, Bob and Abishola start to reconsider whether to have a baby of their own as well. 21:00 Young Sheldon Sheldon gets a summer job at the local train museum; Missy embarks on a new stage of womanhood; Georgie discovers Mary's guilty pleasure. 21:30 Young Sheldon Meemaw gets assigned a tough probation officer; Georgie takes marriage advice from his father-in-law. 22:00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us Featured magicians include Emily Robinson-Hardy, C.Y., Nick Diffatte and Cody Stone. 23:00 Penn & Teller: Fool Us Featured magicians include Nikola Arkane, Rubi, Vinny Grosso and Gonzalo Mateos.