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Army colonel; country singer.

Clergymen get a surprise; the news.

Christmas; Fred Scuttle.

Schoolgirl; striptease clown.

While Michael and Joey (Paul Reiser, Greg Evigan) are out on dates, Nicole (Staci Keanan) decides to throw a slumber party.

Joey is challenged by his father to sell a painting, or start working in the family plumbing business.

Michael (Paul Reiser) is shocked when he learns that his latest love interest is Judge Wilbur's (Florence Stanley) engaged niece.

Nicole (Staci Keanan) gets upset when Joey (Greg Evigan) takes her art teacher on a date. Guest star: Dick Butkus.

The issue of book banning arises at Eastland.

Jo's future at Eastland is in jeopardy when she learns her scholarship funds are drying up.

Natalie could be suspended from Eastland when she refuses to reveal her source for a controversial article in the school paper.

Geri tries to give Tootie sound advice when she learns that Tootie is losing her hearing.

A visit from Muriel's former singing partner causes her to wonder what it would have been like if she had pursued a career.

Iris is sure she's found the man of her dreams, but the family is curious about the whereabouts of his former wives.

War erupts between Muriel and Henry when he decides to buy a gun for protection.

In a '50s flashback, Henry and Muriel relate a rocky part of their romance to Jackie who has to decide between marriage and a career, or lose Brad.

Burt and Saul time-travel; Billy meets a lonely divorcee.

Danny returns; Jodie cares for Wendy; the real Burt is home.

Chester lies; Billy and Leslie have a close call; Tim leaves.

Millie decides she no longer wants to marry Danny; Mary, with two Burts in her life, doubts her sanity.

Benson's encounter with an old flame and Clayton's birthday preparations create confusion.

The enforcement of tight new regulations makes the staff feel restricted.

Kraus learns a painful lesson about love when she falls for a man who is ineligible.

When Benson accepts some stock from Pete as a debt payment, Clayton and Kraus buy some, too.

Calvin and a friend (David Wakefield) may be kicked off the basketball team if they don't pass an exam.

Mary tries to help Lester win a big construction contract.

A TV-station owner hires Sandra as a weather forecaster.

Winter cold brings everyone into Mary's heated apartment.

Charlie must choose between students and union.

A bully's threat triggers a fantasy for Arvid.

The new semester offers challenges and changes.

Eric and Simone want to date others.

Boxer Thomas Hearns stars as a typing teacher from Brooklyn who is Tony's opponent in a charity boxing match.

Geoffrey's (Robin Thomas) proposal to Angela (Judith Light) isn't what she -- or anyone else -- had expected.

Tony's (Tony Danza) jailbird father-in-law (James Coco) cooks up a scheme to pen a prison diet book.

Angela feels old when she takes an account with a trendy fashion designer whose staff consists of young women.

Skippy challenges Nick at the Homecoming dance in his obsession with Mallory.

Alex faces off against a Russian opponent in a college chess tournament.

Alex joins the auto shop class to challenge Elyse, who joins to prove a point about women.

A lovely art patron takes an interest in Nick while looking at his artwork.

Drew forges a friendship with a handywoman after his breakup with Nicki.

With his social life at a standstill, Drew signs up with a dating consultant.

Drew and Mimi (Drew Carey, Kathy Kinney) plot to stop Drew's college-bound cousin from dating Mr. Wick (Craig Ferguson).

Drew must go quickly to Mrs. Louder's office in order to get a promotion.