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Cashier calls for a price check on every item; parking gate bar is rigged to move so quickly that cars can't pass.

Apartment residents attend trash class to learn about recycling; vet tells people to comfort their pet by getting a shot.

Peter Funt plays a clerk who gives change in foreign money; mail carrier asks for tips.

Refrigerators are delivered in parts that must be assembled; store requires customers to remove their shoes.

Fathers contend with squirting babies; people must keep moving to operate motion-activated lights.

Waitress samples customers' food; post office sells zero-cent stamps.

Store charges shipping and handling fees for purchases that aren't being shipped; comedian Jeff Foxworthy is caught off guard.

Valet parking at a convenience store; massage therapist uses cooking ingredients.

Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.

Produce bags won't separate. Irregular gas is sold in New Jersey.

Steak house uses plastic knives. Change machine gives only pennies.

Carwash offers theft and fire insurance. Parking meters are installed in a residential neighborhood.

Store gives change in pennies; vision test for rental car drivers.

Road has speed bumps every three feet; second graders slice apple pie.

Rubber raft inflates in taxi. Store imposes a tax on sales tax.

Supermarket carts won't turn. Store charges extra for using cash.

Store sells tomorrow's paper. Kids tell their favorite jokes.

Supermarket speed bumps; doggie dating service.

Do-it-yourself security system. Small items in over-sized boxes.

Unsuspecting people react to bizarre events.

A hidden camera and practical joke reality show.

A hidden camera and practical joke reality show.

Allen Funt and crew make an historic journey to Moscow.

A golf course has missing holes.

Joel and the bots watch the 1956 Roger Corman flick, "Swamp Women," where a policewoman and convicts search for stolen diamonds; Tom Servo is inspired to ask Gypsy out.

"Teenagers From Outer Space" (1959) Science fiction. Alien teens with ray guns land on Earth to breed their lobsterlike space cattle. With David Love, Dawn Anderson, Harvey B. Dunn.

"The Brute Man" (1946) Cult. A blind piano teacher befriends an acid-scarred killer; with Tom Neal, Rondo Hatton, Jane Adams.

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Sharkey's girlfriend, Natalie, accuses him of being insensitive.

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Pruitt has been showing signs of lethargy and Sharkey suspects it is due to a wild night life.

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Sharkey and the men try to scrounge up a woman to represent their barracks in the Navy's Miss Topside beauty contest.

Sudden back pains lead Sharkey to worry that he will be ineligible for CPO of the Year competition.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

A travel and lifestyle talk show hosted by experts to keep pace with the aspiring traveler.

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Hassie is depressed after a fight with her boyfriend.

Grampa thinks a widow is smitten with him.

Grampa wants Luke to coach Little League.

Hassie wants to have a birthday party.

Grampa wants to fix a hole in the road.

Kate feels Luke neglects her.

Grampa hides the furniture when the tax appraiser visits.

Kate enters the Mrs. Homemaker contest.

Luke and Kate take out an insurance policy.

A con man finagles a house-painting contract from the McCoys.

Grampa goes on a camping trip with Little Luke.

Luke and Grampa compete in a skeet shoot.

Illiterate Grampa helps the lodge answer mail.

An actor injures his back on the McCoy property.

A crook steals the money from the church social.

Kate's ex-boyfriend and his wife visit.

Grampa and Luke get caught hunting out of season.

Hassie is offered a screen test by a con man.

The McCoys hire a housekeeper.

Kate wants to join the garden club.

A new neighbor challenges Grampa's concepts of femininity.

A fighter and his manager try to get Luke to box.

Grampa insists on working for Luke.

Grampa helps a poor widow run a diner.

Illiterate Grampa helps the lodge answer mail.

An actor injures his back on the McCoy property.

A crook steals the money from the church social.

Kate's ex-boyfriend and his wife visit.

Grampa and Luke get caught hunting out of season.

Hassie is offered a screen test by a con man.

The McCoys hire a housekeeper.

Kate wants to join the garden club.

A new neighbor challenges Grampa's concepts of femininity.

A fighter and his manager try to get Luke to box.

Grampa insists on working for Luke.

Grampa helps a poor widow run a diner.

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The McCoys invite a politician and his wife to their home.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Proclaims the good news of Jesus Christ, explains the bible and explores world events based on Bible prophecy.

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Jim steps in when the army tries to relocate the Seminole Indians from their lands.

Bowie's lottery ticket purchase leads the man who sold it to him to try and rob Bowie of the large sum of money he's carrying.

Jim must escort a shipment of gold to New Orleans.

Bowie makes an agreement to sell supplies to Don Carlo Miro, unaware that Miro is acting as an agent for supporters of Simon Bolivar, and that the Spanish king wants to stop the sale.

Naturalist James Audubon asks Jim to protect a young heiress.

Jim hunts for the man who swindled and killed his friend.

Hoping to prevent an Indian uprising, Bowie shares the story of John Smith and Pocahontas with a Cherokee princess.

The pet chimpanzee of a kidnapped captain ends up in Bowie's hotel room.

Jim is unwittingly dragged into a plot to assassinate President Jackson.

Jim's brother makes a big gambling win and believes he is good enough to be professional, unaware he's being set up.

Jim gives a young Frenchman a tour of the infamous New Orleans market, where they are attacked and robbed.

Jim, annoyed by a newspaper editor's poem about him, becomes a prime suspect when the paper's editor is murdered.

Jim is suspicious after a rash of hold-ups and thinks the blame may lie with the son of an army general.

Jim organizes a lottery to benefit an orphanage, but the men he hired to run it have other plans for the cash.

Jim decides to help a youngster caught burglarizing Jim's friend's house rather than turn him over to the law.

Jim's family is upset when Jim gets his cousin in on a deal that ends up being a scam.

Jim must inform the father when his Indian friend is killed, but when he arrives, he learns his friend's father has just been shot.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Jim finds himself outsmarted by a canny Scotsman.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Doug Penhall's estranged brother, Joey, joins Jump Street and on his first assignment becomes involved in a religious cult.

Pepino asks the McCoys to help impress his fiancee's uncle.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

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A prisoner, allowed to escape, holds mischievous Tagg hostage.

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Religious teachings from Perry Stone.

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Gene Autry and Capt. Fernando investigate American gunrunners providing Winchester repeaters to Mexican renegades.

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An Easterner and his daughter hire Bill to guide them searching for a wild stallion to breed; however, an old enemy plans to follow them and rob the horse breeder to get revenge on Bill.

Bill goes after the three men who had forced him to accompany them on a bank robbery then framed him for it after.

Bill befriends an overeager young man, Johnny Tuvo, who plans to challenge him in the upcoming horse race; however, two men at the event have more sinister plans.

Bill is captured by a posse and accused of being one of the men who robbed a bank and shot the banker; only the sheriff, whom the banker hates for being in love with his daughter, is inclined to believe Bill.

Bill is sent into Mexico to investigate and put an end to a counterfeiting ring that's been operating there making phony American currency; the lawman he was to contact is ambushed and killed, leaving Bill to handle the situation alone.

Bill escorts a prisoner to Pueblo for trial; he is also to deliver money to the prisoner's mother for his daughter, whom she has custody of; the two men encounter a dust storm, which forces them to take refuge in a ghost town.

Bill hopes to prove that his friend Steve Murrow is innocent of killing the man who married the girl he was hoping to marry, but he only has 24 hours to do it before Steve is hung; the town sheriff has threatened to kill Bill if he frees Steve.

Bill Longley arrives in a small Texas town with the intention of helping Les Torbit, an old army buddy, in his range war with Kyle Richards' outfit.

Professional gambler Jake Romer wins big in a poker game, taking thousands of dollars in IOUs from Jim Caldwell, an ex-lawman.

Hot-headed Johnny Kaler, embarrassed that he's been caught cheating at cards, provokes Bill Longley into a barroom brawl and is quickly thrashed.

Bill Longley meets an old, but beautiful, friend who currently owns the local saloon and is happy to renew her acquaintance.

Orin and Ruth McKnight's May/December romance hits a rough spot when Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive.

While sleeping by his campsite, Bill is startled by sounds of movement in the underbrush; he investigates and finds a young boy who is so frightened that he can't talk.

Bill Longley comes to the aid of Ramirez, a farmer who wants to plant peach trees when the local cattlemen object.

Two gunmen rob Bill Longley, taking his $8,300 he earned for taking a herd of cattle to Mesa.

After Longley is forced to kill a barfly that tried to shoot him in the back, he learns a quirk in the Montana law code.

While escorting to prison the leader of a notorious gang, a sheriff and a deputy are attacked by the gang.

While riding down a trail, Bill is accosted by a boy who demands he help his father, who has been shot in the stomach.

Bill has been hired to guide two Easterners who want to capture wild stallions to use as studs for breeding.

A woman dies helping to fight off bandits who try to rob her stagecoach; the unsuccessful bandits try to abduct the town's only doctor to operate on their seriously wounded companion.

After Longley rescues the wounded Reverend Kilgore from two would-be bushwhackers, he learns that the parson was heading for Phillipsburg.

Longley is hired to drive the first herd of cattle directly from the Texas Panhandle to Denver.

A crooked sheriff and his henchmen are attempting to continue their reign of terror by running a crooked election; Longley persuades an alcoholic former Harvard law professor to stand-up to the old sheriff.

Longley rescues the lone survivor of a murderous stagecoach robbery, but the man refuses to help him identify the three killers.

Longley and the town's newspaper editor come to the assistance of a Hungarian peddler when he is attacked by local toughs.

Longley attempts to escort Yancey Lewis, a bank robber sentenced to spend five years in prison in a distant town.

Longley's old friend, pretty ranch owner Martha Driscoll, negotiates a highly successful sale at the end of a cattle drive.

Bill Longley returns from a cattle drive and discovers an impostor has stolen his mail, destroyed a saloon and dallied with a pretty girl, causing his father to demand a shotgun wedding.

After Longley rescues the wounded Reverend Kilgore from two would-be bushwhackers, he learns that the parson was heading for Phillipsburg.

Longley is hired to drive the first herd of cattle directly from the Texas Panhandle to Denver.