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Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveler getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Ken Berry and Natalie Cole are tonight's guests; a courtroom drama featuring Tim; he's been influenced by television and has seemingly turned into a rascally rabbit.

Steve Lawrence steps into the Fred MacMurray role in a take-off on the classic noir film "Double Indemnity" here named "Double Calamity", with Carol in the femme fatale role.

Steve Martin and Betty White catch a wave in the movie spoof Beach Blanket Boo-Boo; Carol plays a bag lady who causes trouble for an unassuming Tim.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.

Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance.

Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance.

Jonathan Winters and Barbara Eden join Carol for the question and answer segment; Barbara and dancers perform "Bend It;" Leonard Nimoy joins Carol in "Mrs. Invisible Man.".

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.

Guest star Richard Chamberlain gives it his all in "Gone With The Breeze"; fellow guest Gloria Loring takes center stage for an impressive musical performance.

Don Adams guest stars; Don plays a talk show host beset with technical difficulties and Carol's agitated husband in The Lost Purse; Lesley Ann Warren dazzles us with song and dance.

Jonathan Winters and Barbara Eden join Carol for the question and answer segment; Barbara and dancers perform "Bend It;" Leonard Nimoy joins Carol in "Mrs. Invisible Man.".

Carol's guests are Mickey Rooney and John Davidson; Davidson sings "Somewhere"; Rooney takes part in a wild, wild Western; Carol must choose between the two (and Lyle) on The Rat Race.

Hanson and Penhall return to the police academy for further training, but a rebellious impulse causes Tom to play hooky.

Kate is jealous when an attractive woman flirts with Luke.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Pruitt has been showing signs of lethargy and Sharkey suspects it is due to a wild nightlife.

Sharkey and the men try to scrounge up a woman to represent their barracks in the Navy's Miss Topside beauty contest.

Sudden back pains lead Sharkey to worry that he will be ineligible for CPO of the Year competition.

A bomb scare in the female recruits' barracks forces them to be housed in Sharkey's building.

Visiting Marines cause havoc at the training base as their behavior tests the patience of Sharkey and the other sailors.

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Sharkey must instruct a visiting South American sailor in the ways of the United States Navy.

Sharkey needs to reunite a punk rock girl with her concerned mother.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Sketches include the balloon runner, the librarian runner, the electric chair quickies, the drinking man's diet, the friendly lady blackouts, the cheerleader, the swizzlers; featuring Gene Hackman, Robert Goulet, and Sue Ann Langdon.

Sketches include comments from Debbie, Ruth in Sleeping Beauty, Edith Ann meets Jack, the Flying Fickle Finger of Fate award, Ruth's friendly lady, Dan and Ruth's isolation booth and more.

Barbara Feldon; Hugh Hefner; Jack Riley; cameo appearances by Richard Nixon, John Wayne, Zsa Zsa Gabor, Jack Lemmon, Bob Hope and Sonny Tufts.

Sketches include the marriage counselor, Captain Amazing, the salute to the press, the good news, the senator blackouts, news stories, the Indian tradition, the Burbank beauties; featuring William Conrad, Henry Mancini, and Dan and Mary Rowan.

Lucie Arnaz portrays a tax consultant, a roller derby recruit, and a baby bird in the nest; the cast salutes the world of adult books and magazines.

Sketches include Gladys' dream, the tattoo runner, the mod world of television, the isolation booth, the soap opera, the fortune-teller, the Partridge family takeoff; featuring Sally Struthers, Carl Reiner, Slappy White, and Sue Ann Langdon.

"Crash of the Moons" (1954) Science Fiction. Our hero fights evil in outer space. From the "Rocky Jones, Space Ranger" TV series.

"The Rebel Set" (1959) Suspense. A coffeehouse owner (Edward Platt) and three arty types scheme to rob an armored car.

"Manos, Hands of Fate" (1966) Horror. A family driving through Texas asks a cult master for directions.

When former indigent Muggsy becomes a movie star and tries to hide his past, his old pal Freddie the Freeloader won't let him.

Guests include Patrice Munsel and pop duo Peter & Gordon.

San Fernando Red fraudulently poses as a missing heir, much to the consternation of lawyer Harkness and wealthy dowager Mrs. Throckmorton; guests Harve Presnell and Reta Shaw.

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Annie, Lofty and Tagg (Gail Davis, Brad Johnson, Jimmy Hawkins) step in when a store owner is killed and his young daughter is left blind. With Judy Nugent.

Sheriff Deadeye runs for reelection; guests Johnny Mathis and Carol Byron.

Little Luke's schoolmates call him a hillbilly.

Grampa tries to fool Luke and Kate into believing he's ready for retirement.

Carol's guests are Frank Gorshin and Lana Turner; Gorshin does his famous impressions, then joins up with Turner in a sketch about Bluebeard, who has just taken his unlucky 13th bride, Carol.

Carol's guests are George Chakiris and Shirley Jones; Chakiris joins Carol for the Q&A; the latest Carol & Sis sketch finds Jones playing Roger's temp secretary.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns"; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Guests include Martin Landau, Barbara Bain and Carol Channing.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Edie Adams and Tim Conway are Carol's guests this evening; a sketch in which Tim and Carol are conventioneers double booked in a hotel room.

Carol brings on Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson; Albert drops in on Carol & Sis as Roger's new, health-nutty boss; all three appear on As The Stomach Turns.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.

Guests include Martin Landau, Barbara Bain and Carol Channing.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Edie Adams and Tim Conway are Carol's guests this evening; a sketch in which Tim and Carol are conventioneers double booked in a hotel room.

Carol brings on Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson; Albert drops in on Carol & Sis as Roger's new, health-nutty boss; all three appear on As The Stomach Turns.

Guest Stars Mel Tormé, Nanette Fabray, and Don Rickles pitch in to help tell The Tin Pan Alley Story; Mel and Carol are songwriting team Potts and Panz on their road to -- and from -- stardom.

Stark plans to rob a less-than-reputable bank to get them money for a sizable purchase of slaves, but things don't quite go the way he thinks they will.

Infected currency from the Shadow Depository threatens the crew of the Moya as they decide how best to rescue D'Argo's son.

ALF is relocated to the family garage as a result of his mischievous behavior. With Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

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The crew of the injured Moya must rely on the help of disorganized mercenaries to save Crichton from Scorpius.

ALF visits "Gilligan's Island" castaways Gilligan (Bob Denver), the Skipper (Alan Hale), the Professor (Russell Johnson) and Mary Ann (Dawn Wells).

Mrs. Ochmonek (Liz Sheridan) thinks she's seeing things when she spots ALF the alien in the backyard.

ALF joins a monastery after learning that his parents were married before he was born -- a disgrace on the planet Melmac.

Jim is the victim of mistaken identity when he buys the contract of an indentured servant, only to have that servant tell an innkeeper that Jim is really the servant.

Jim enlists the help of a former pickpocket when he tries to bust a gang of counterfeiters.

Jim considers purchasing a lead mine, but the current owner doesn't want to sell if the mine's lode will be used to make munitions.

Jim risks his life to retrieve a stolen shipment of desperately needed smallpox vaccine.

Jim considers buying some land, but when he learns the previous owners were recently scammed out of the plot, he works to help them get it back.

When Jim is shot, he ends up recovering in the home of a wealthy family, where one of the women treating him asks him not to identify his attacker.

While negotiating to buy cotton, Jim realizes that much of the labor at the farm comes from the local prison.

Bowie and a friend make up a wild story to trick a crooked shopkeeper who has been cheating Sam McCullers.

Jim is suspicious when his elderly friend dies on his wedding night.

Jim uncovers a landowners' plot to get the state capital moved to their property.

Jim pretends to be a prospective groom for the daughter of a wealthy French family, hoping the ruse will help him escape a waterfront gang.

Jim investigates when a woman apparently is frightened to death by a baby alligator hidden inside a doll.

Sibling aristocrats seek money from both Rachel and Jim.

Jim and Jean Lafitte help an American diplomat being held by Mexican authorities.

When Jim wins the services of a young woman in a poker game, he tries to teach her what it means to be a lady.

Jim comes to the aid of a member of the Choctaw tribe who has been accused of murder and robbery by his tribe.

Jim gets an anonymous letter threatening his life.

The search for a missing necklace leads Bowie to a criminal brotherhood planning to take over the state.

The Bowie brothers are invited to partner with a rich French family in a new bank.

Bowie delegates a gambler to sell tickets to a benefit.

Deaf Smith comes to Jim's aid during a bandit attack.

While in San Antonio, Bowie meets the woman who will become his wife.

Bowie happens upon a treasure map but using it could disrupt the fragile peace with a local Indian tribe.

John Chapman and Jim Bowie save each other's lives in two unexpected situations.

John Chapman and Jim Bowie save each other's lives in two unexpected situations.

Bowie's joke backfires, leading to him serving as an Englishman's valet.

Jim buys a horse for the daughter of his business partner, unaware the horse had been stolen from the wife of a local Indian chief.

Bowie tries to recruit a young army lieutenant to assist in his plan to develop an Apache silver mine in Texas, but the lieutenant's family has other plans for the man.

Jim is embroiled in a complicated deal in his attempt to purchase a plantation.

Jim guides a doctor to tend to the ill son of a Choctaw Indian chief.

Bowie agrees to help local Tennessee politicians campaign against Davy Crockett in his bid for Congress, but things become contentious when Bowie objects to their methods.

Jim saves a baby from a burning wagon along the trail.

While on assignment to find book-burning arsonists, Tom Hanson befriends a teenager with deep religious faith.

Grampa uses home remedies to fight a cold.

Elder Jacob Meyer teaches that the sacred Scriptures must be interpreted as literally as possible and its precepts faithfully obeyed.

Trying to escape his female admirers, Harry Cleancut makes a beeline for the crooked travel agency run by San Fernando Red; guests Cesar Romero, Emmaline Henry, Barbara Morrison, Helen Kleeb, Minnie Coffin, Laura Mason and music group Silkie.

Torture device salesmen become entertainers for warriors in the field.

Pruitt infects Sharkey and most of the recruit company with Russian flu and Sharkey is overwhelmed by home-spun remedies.

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Much to both of their chagrins, Captain Buckner is forced to make Sharkey his personal aide.

Sharkey reveals that he has a fear of flying and is terrified at an upcoming flight he is required to take because of Navy business.

Bill is working with a telegraph company installing lines, when an outlaw gang in the area intervenes and tries to get the crew to leave.

Bill is hired to drive a cattle herd to Abilene, but he must contend with two big problems: a hostile trail hand and a rival drive whose leader will stop at nothing to ensure that his herd gets to Abilene first.

After failing in an attempt to ambush Bill, Bishop pays a band of Native Americans to attack the Akins herd, hoping to scatter the cattle and prevent them from reaching Abilene first.

Still leading the cattle drive, Bill takes his herd across a powerful rancher's land; he finds a woman who claims she is fleeing from a rancher's advances, but he learns that she isn't telling the whole truth.

A former lawman who lost his nerve after a shooting incident is being harassed by brothers of a man he once killed; the ex-lawman's daughter refuses to let him fight back.

Bill travels to Ciudad Juárez to accept a job from a cattleman, only to find out he's actually been hired to become a scapegoat in a counterfeiting scheme.

A rancher warns Bill and the railroad workers not to put track down through the land his cattle graze on, even though it is government land; he shoots one of the workers, which sends the rest of the workers into a lynching mood.

Bill tries to find out who's supplying whiskey to railroad workers during their working hours in order to halt railroad progress; he first suspects a saloon owner, but it becomes clear she's not the guilty party.

Bill agrees to take his former Civil War commander's oldest son with him to make a man out of him; Bill quickly detects the son has an intense bitterness towards his father.

Bill is serving as Marshall of Rio Nada, an area plagued by Mexican bandits who cross the border to raid the countryside; he captures one of the bandits and threatens him with hanging to get the identity of the bandit leader.

After acting Marshall Bill decrees that no guns would be allowed on Rio Nada's streets, a casino owner hires two notorious gunmen to kill him.

Bill is brought to the Governor by two bounty hunters, and he's hired to become Marshal of border-town being controlled by an outlaw called El Sombro; Bill learns his old mentor is the current sheriff, and he's become an ineffective drunk.

Bill is forced to kill one of the Dawson brothers after the man draws on him during a fight; now he must contend with the three other brothers who want revenge.

After Bill turns down a bribe from a landowner to detour the track through his town, the man forces a doctor to quarantine the railroad workers with false claims.

Bill finds an old prospector almost dead from thirst and brings him to the railroad workers' camp; men from a rival outfit talk the old man into spreading a story about finding gold, hoping to lure workers away from their jobs.

A group of convicts take over the work train and hold the entire construction crew hostage; Bill, who the convicts believe is dead, makes it back to the site and tries to stop them.

Bill is planning to leave the railroad worker camp and move on, but a former crewman shows up to make trouble; Bill learns the man is working as field agent for the company that the workers hoped to get a new contract from.

Bill saves a government agent from an ambush; the agent is carrying a list of landowners who are refusing to pay their taxes, and Bill learns the daughter of one of those landowners arranged the ambush.

Bill finds a town engulfed in a feud between two ranchers; he also learns that his former commanding officer is now a doctor who's turned to drinking, and a young man blames him for crippling his arm.

A lynch mob wants to hang a young man convicted of killing a family of homesteaders; Bill rides in with a stay of execution from the governor just as the mob is about to break into the jail; the desperate prisoner escapes.

Bill stops to visit his friend, a well-respected sheriff, only to find that the whole town has turned against him, and he's been jailed for killing an unarmed kid; Bill seeks to discover the real truth.

Bill comes to the defense of an unassuming man who is being bullied and tries to encourage him to stand up for himself; soon after, the man asks Bill to teach him how to use a gun.

Bill takes the job of escorting a convicted killer to his hanging, knowing that the man's sons and gang members are planning to free him.

An Easterner and his daughter hire Bill to guide them searching for a wild stallion to breed; however, an old enemy plans to follow them and rob the horse breeder to get revenge on Bill.

Bill goes after the three men who had forced him to accompany them on a bank robbery then framed him for it after.

Bill befriends an overeager young man, Johnny Tuvo, who plans to challenge him in the upcoming horse race; however, two men at the event have more sinister plans.

Bill is captured by a posse and accused of being one of the men who robbed a bank and shot the banker; only the sheriff, whom the banker hates for being in love with his daughter, is inclined to believe Bill.

Bill is sent into Mexico to investigate and put an end to a counterfeiting ring that's been operating there making phony American currency; the lawman he was to contact is ambushed and killed, leaving Bill to handle the situation alone.

Bill stops to visit his friend, a well-respected sheriff, only to find that the whole town has turned against him, and he's been jailed for killing an unarmed kid; Bill seeks to discover the real truth.

Bill comes to the defense of an unassuming man who is being bullied and tries to encourage him to stand up for himself; soon after, the man asks Bill to teach him how to use a gun.