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The Family steps out as Mama, Eunice, and Ed go to a fancy restaurant; Tim's Oldest Man is a Wild West sheriff.

Guest star Joanne Woodward spends an evening with The Family in this episode; Joanne plays a past schoolmate of Eunice's whose return to town for a visit upsets Mama and Ed's expectations of Eunice.

Jack Klugman is tonight's guest star; Jack plays a skeptical man annoyed by his sister-in-law's visiting date: a clairvoyant; Carol, Tim and Harvey get a little work done in a very tiny office.

Carol is an old lady feeding birds in the park; Tim is a wacky pharmacist; Carol and Vicki are office buddies on a cruise.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveler getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

An installment of "The Family"; Mr. Tudball does battle with a coffee vending machine; guest Madeline Kahn.

A psychiatrist is bombarded by phone calls from his family; a salute to Warner Bros. with movie spoofs; the Old Man works as a repairman of musical instruments; guest Alan King.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.

A councilman (Michael Laskin), whose son (Ricky Paull Goldin) is about to be arrested for dealing drugs, suspends Capt. Fuller (Steven Williams). With Johnny Depp and Holly Robinson.

Kate makes Luke take dancing lessons.

Christian program hosted by Dr. Freda Crews.

Shy recruit Skolnick decides to marry a cocktail waitress after a two-day courtship, much to everyone's surprise.

Recruit Mignone's unhappiness with the rigors of boot camp spreads to the other men.

Recruit Kowalski experiences repeated bouts of sleepwalking, which Sharkey desperately tries to find a cure for, or the young man may face a medical discharge.

Sharkey's romantic plans with Natalie are wrecked when his recruits get arrested in Tijuana, Mexico.

Recruit Rodriguez is just one of the sailors who get in trouble with Sharkey and the top brass for sneaking women into the barracks.

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Sharkey celebrates his 45th birthday by going to a disco with Chief Robinson.

The chaos of barracks life leads Sharkey to dream of moving off-base to his own apartment.

Peter Falk; cameo appearances by Jack Benny, Henny Youngman and Marcel Marceau.

Peter Lawford; Paul Winchell; J.J. Barry; cameo appearance by Johnny Carson.

Nancy Sinatra; Richard Nixon.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Davy Jones; J.J. Barry; cameo appearances by Greer Garson, Robert Wagner and Nipsey Russell.

Connie Stevens; Hugh Lambert; cameo appearances by Peter Falk, Lena Horne, Rock Hudson and Bob Newhart.

Appearances by Robert Wagner, James Garner and Tony Curtis.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Comedy duo Dan Rowan and Dick Martin host this fast-moving comedy series; characters include Lily Tomlin's Ernestine the Operator, Arte Johnson's German soldier, and Ruth Buzzi's feisty little old lady.

Peter Sellers; Debbie Reynolds; cameo appearances by Johnny Carson and Flip Wilson.

"Night of the Blood Beast" (1958) Cult. An astronaut returns full of monster embryos; with Michael Emmett, Angela Greene, John Baer.

"The Brute Man" (1946) Cult. A blind piano teacher befriends an acid-scarred killer; with Tom Neal, Rondo Hatton, Jane Adams.

"Jack Frost" (1966) Kids. Grandfather Frost freezes a girl; a villager thaws her.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Comedian Red Skelton hosts a variety show of comedic sketches and a range of guest stars, to speak to an entire generation.

Clem Kadiddlehopper signs up for hog-calling lessons; guest Polly Bergen.

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A man (Denver Pyle) recently released from prison is offered a job after helping Annie (Gail Davis) capture two bandits. With Jimmy Hawkins.

To celebrate his 20th year on the job, Sheriff Deadeye puts the bite on a dude named Handkisser.

Grandpa uses a divining rod to locate water.

Con men try selling Amos a dog.

After serving an 18-month prison sentence to establish his cover, Vinnie infiltrates the Atlantic City crime empire of Sonny Steelgrave (Ray Sharkey).

A grandstanding prosecutor's public intention to indict a major crime boss endangers Vinnie's cover and the OCB's plans.

Vinnie's girlfriend, a police widow, knows he is a cop; his biggest threat comes from Sonny's unbalanced nephew.

Vinnie risks blowing his cover by going to the police to investigate the death of his prizefighter cousin.

When the local police break up several of Sonny's secret deals, Vinnie must fabricate another informant.

Vinnie tries to avenge his mother's mugging but is devastated that she hasn't forgiven him for his "criminal" existence.

A washed-up lounge singer (Billy Vera) incurs Sonny's wrath when he asks to be let out of his contract.

Vinnie learns Sonny's impending wedding to a mobster's daughter may also be a prelude to a bloody gang war.

After accusing Vinnie of betraying him to his archrival, Sonny realizes Vinnie is a federal agent.

Still guilt-ridden over Sonny Steelgrave, Vinnie risks his life to save a friend marked for death by a local politician.

Sensing Vinnie is still tired from the Steelgrave case, McPike sends him on a "safe" assignment. With Kevin Spacey, Joan Severance, William Russ.

Vinnie tries to avenge his mother's mugging but is devastated that she hasn't forgiven him for his "criminal" existence.

A washed-up lounge singer (Billy Vera) incurs Sonny's wrath when he asks to be let out of his contract.

Vinnie learns Sonny's impending wedding to a mobster's daughter may also be a prelude to a bloody gang war.

After accusing Vinnie of betraying him to his archrival, Sonny realizes Vinnie is a federal agent.

Still guilt-ridden over Sonny Steelgrave, Vinnie risks his life to save a friend marked for death by a local politician.

Sensing Vinnie is still tired from the Steelgrave case, McPike sends him on a "safe" assignment. With Kevin Spacey, Joan Severance, William Russ.

Crichton's ship suddenly begins flying toward the sun and he, along with crewmates Aeryn and Crais, battles to override its compulsion.

Crichton and his crew take a cruise on a "pleasure planet," but it turns out to be more of a pain than they bargained for.

ALF, forced to hide, plots the removal of Willie's (Max Wright) visiting brother (JM J. Bullock). With Benji Gregory.

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A dangerous species unlocks the long-held secrets to wormhole technology, unleashing the fury of the Ancients.

ALF gets peeved about having to remain hidden while Willie's brother (JM J. Bullock) extends his visit. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

ALF's attitude toward cats changes after his first encounter with kittens. With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Whizzer (Paul Dooley) comes face-to-face with ALF when he searches for Dorothy (Anne Meara) at the Tanners. With Max Wright.

Eunice's snooty sister Ellen comes to help her, Ed and Mama clean out the attic in "The Family" and tells her what became of her pet rabbit, Fluffy; guest Betty White.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Another sketch of kitchen commercials; the world's oldest baggage handler; a businessman summoned to an IRS meeting brags about how he outsmarted the government; guest Neil Sedaka.

A spoof of the Joan Crawford film "Mildred Pierce"; a couple spends one last night together on the eve of their divorce; the world's oldest hot dog stand vendor; guest Ken Berry.

Series premiere guest: Jim Nabors; highlights include an interview with Shirley Dimple, Jim and Carol as two misfit skiers in The Ski Lodge and more.

Beer-swilling private eye Danny Draft has trouble believing a woman's claim that someone is out to murder her; star holdouts on TV series; a spoof of the 1936 film "San Francisco"; guest Steve Lawrence.

This Family Show features Dick as an airport traveler getting a long, awkward farewell from his family, and Tim as a steelworker seeking to do in his wife, Carol.

A "tough" police detective interrogates a pair of suspects; a penniless uncle vies with a wealthy uncle to adopt their rotten niece, Honey Bunny; guest Dick Van Dyke.

Ken Berry and Natalie Cole are tonight's guests; a courtroom drama featuring Tim; he's been influenced by television and has seemingly turned into a rascally rabbit.

Steve Lawrence steps into the Fred MacMurray role in a take-off on the classic noir film "Double Indemnity" here named "Double Calamity", with Carol in the femme fatale role.

Steve Martin and Betty White catch a wave in the movie spoof Beach Blanket Boo-Boo; Carol plays a bag lady who causes trouble for an unassuming Tim.