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The surgeons suffer a barrage of preferential treatment from the enlisted personnel when they are placed on the camp's promotion board.

A heavyweight boxing champion pays a goodwill visit to the 4077th.

Hawkeye desperately tries to contact his hospitalized father in Maine while the rest of the camp is preoccupied with a bowling match against a group of Marines.

Col. Potter decides to paint a picture of the 4077th crew for Mildred's birthday.

Thelma Lou refuses to go with Barney to the town's upcoming dance unless he gets her visiting cousin Mary Grace a date. Just when he and Barney are about to give up, Gomer appears.

Barney moves into the courthouse jail after his landlady evicts him. When he learns that she is planning to sell her home and marry someone she just met, Barney suspects that she is the victim of a con man.

Ray confesses to Debra that her cuddly sleeping position is preventing him from getting his rest.

Debra and Ray feel pressure to show each other a good time on a romantic weekend getaway.

Dorothy needs surgery after injuring herself during tap dancing lessons.

Blanche falls for a handsome and successful businessman but is unsure whether she wants to take on the responsibility of his young children.

The Harpers; guest Madeline Kahn.

Paul Drake becomes the defendant in a murder case and retains Perry.

Tough aliens from outer space try to poison the population of earth.

A murderer (Jack Mullaney) hides from a posse after killing a school teacher's (Pat Hitchcock) fiance.

A man (Biff McGuire) struggles to remember the license plate number of the vehicle that killed his fianceé (Judith Ames).

A washed-up boxer (Brock Peters) is suspected of the murder of a gambler who fixed bouts; guest A Martinez.

Cannon looks into charges against a physician (David Birney) in the death of a woman he was treating who was in an apparent diabetic coma.

Barnaby's search for a runaway housewife leads to a town controlled by thieves.

Friday and Gannon investigate two fellow detectives accused of stealing $800 from a dead man.

An angry wife blames several robberies on her ex-convict husband.

Officer Malloy dodges bullets -- and advice on how to spend $10,000.

Several calls to the same home on a "disturbing the peace" complaint end in tragedy.

Bill and Tony kick off their trek around the globe in Japan!

After their camping trip is postponed, the boys pitch a tent in their backyard.

Beaver can't throw away his old teddy bear.

A law professor (Michael Rennie) defends a student involved in blackmail and murder; guest Ruta Lee.

Matlock defends a columnist implicated in the murder of a source.

McGarrett's investigation of the death of a real-estate agent eventually leads him to the island of Maui; guest Royal Dano.

The Waltons help prepare for the return of an old friend's wife, but strange circumstances surround the visit.

An outlaw, after eight years as a farmer, rejoins his old gang to rob the freight office.

The sheriff reveals that a wounded man brought by Hoss to the Ponderosa is wanted for robbery and murder; guest Slim Pickens.

Mark takes a sudden aversion to his father's rifle after one of his friends is killed.

The blacksmith volunteers as acting deputy when Micah is out of town.

A sheriff mistakes an orphaned black boy as a slave and tries to free him.

Over the objections of the station repairman, Gage and DeSoto attempt to fix a rescue vehicle themselves, with embarrassing results.

While Hawkeye is serving as paymaster, a goat eats $22,000 in cash.

Dreaded Col. Bucholtz comes to inspect the nursing staff.

Tricks seem to overrule treats on Halloween when a rowdy group of Marines ends up as patients. Guest starring George Wendt and Andrew Dice Clay.

Maj. Reddish tries to bribe an injured North Korean pilot to defect; Charles falls in love with a Red Cross worker.

Gomer makes a citizen's arrest of Barney for an illegal U-turn, the same violation Barney has ticketed him for, causing him to overreact and resign as deputy.

Opie and his friends take their roles as Robin Hood's men seriously when they befriend a hobo.

Debra gets a part-time job, leaving Ray to fend for himself.

Ray and Debra try to be nicer to each other; Ray meets Doug at Dr. Becker's office.

Blanche's professor tells her that she can pass her course easily, in return for unsavory favors.

Blanche, Dorothy and Rose vie for a charity award while fighting the flu.

Guest Dinah Shore in "Went With the Wind.".

Perry gets caught between two rivals for an executive position in an investment firm; guest Arthur Franz.

Elva Keene, confined to her bed and wheelchair, is driven to distraction by mysterious telephone calls on a dead line.

While vacationing in Palm Beach, a reserved heiress (Leora Dana) becomes the romantic focus of a prince (Jacques Bergerac).

A woman (Ruth Hussey) is stunned to learn that a mink coat she bought had been stolen from a previous owner.

After three attempts on his life, Mannix suspects he isn't the real target; guests Loretta Swit, Victor French.

A reopened murder case involves a former Green Beret and a convict who surprisingly rejects parole.

A widow (Vera Miles) relives her past after meeting her niece's beau, an exact double for her husband.

Friday and Gannon investigate a safecracker who robs for sport.

Friday and Gannon investigate a series of crimes, including two homicides and an armed robbery.

Malloy helps a sergeant communicate with his son.

A teenage dope addict and a teenage car thief fight the law and Officers Malloy and Reed.

Bill and Toony look back on the art of Vaudeville!

Wally agrees to paint the rusty trash cans.

When Wally gets a sore throat, Beaver pretends he is also sick.

A lawyer (Hugh O'Brian) and former spy solves the murder of a totalitarian state's hated minister.

Matlock's client confesses to a murder and then recants, claiming federal agents coerced it.

A gangster breaks a convict out of prison so that he can plan a robbery of the Honolulu Diamond Exchange; guest Tim O'Connor.

Grandpa is stricken by a heart attack and is desperately despondent about his condition; the entire Walton family makes every effort to restore his will to live.

Private detectives lay a trap for a fugitive using the man's daughter (Kim Darby) and Kitty as the bait.

Little Joe asks a traveling actress (Patricia Crowley) to become his wife, but their romance is threatened by her career.

While on a cougar hunt, Lucas loses faith in his ability as a rifleman.

An Indian is accused of a mining-camp murder.

A very ill, pregnant widow travels west with her seven children.

Early and Brackett compete for a working vacation in Hawaii; DeSoto frets about an impending visit from his critical mother-in-law.

B.J. attempts to pull off the ultimate practical joke on Hawkeye.

A nurse who was close to Hawkeye is killed; Klinger tries to talk Charles into backing a business venture.

Hawkeye and Charles set out to test the crew's gullibility when they announce that Marilyn Monroe is due to arrive.

Mildred writes a letter to Hawkeye; and a sergeant tries to kill the captive sniper responsible for his lieutenant's injuries.

Barney organizes a rescue party when Andy and Helen become trapped in a cave after it collapses. Unbeknownst to Barney, the two have already escaped, but decide to go back into the cave to save him from becoming a laughingstock.

Opie becomes jealous when he thinks Andy likes Trey, his new best friend, more than him. Andy then decides to teach Opie a lesson in friendship.

Ray urges Debra to go dancing with Robert but becomes increasingly jealous of the situation.

Ray offers his basement office to Robert and Amy when they want to be alone.

Rose must look for work after she loses her grief-counseling job.

The roommates welcome Rose's recently blinded sister, whose independent manner is deceptive.

Galley slaves; guest Sammy Davis Jr.

A model suspected of selling bathing-suit designs to her employer's competition becomes involved in murder.

A computer expert is called in to work on the world's most advanced computer, which has the soul of a jealous woman.

A young pianist (Robert Horton) is framed, by the woman (Cara Williams) he loves, for a murder he did not commit.

A New York City woman (Constance Ford) is convinced she will be the next victim of a serial killer. With Steve Brodie.

Mannix must find the antidote for a slow-acting poison administered to him by an espionage ring; guest Robert Ito.

A drugged, battered girl insists her friend (Donna Mills), a singer, is being held prisoner in the Hollywood hills.

Betty searches for a physician (Edward Winter) who helped after an accident.

The national problem of LSD use among teenagers is investigated.

Friday and Gannon must prevent 400 pounds of dynamite from detonating.

Reed and Malloy police the waterfront.

The team learns that crime has no respect for age or race.

Cartoon curator Bill and Toony the Tuna showcase classic cartoons featuring popular characters like Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck and Tom and Jerry.

June and the Beaver are against Wally going away to military school.

Beaver rips his gray flannel jacket while playing at a construction site.

An attorney unveils the murderer of a wealthy electronics man and restores the freedom of a young girl.

A TV producer is accused of murdering the programming chief at the top-rated network.

Army intelligence hampers Five-0's investigation of the death of a combat hero returning from Vietnam; guest John Anderson.

John-Boy tries to unravel the circumstances of a hit-and-run charge brought against Ben in a nearby town.

An assistant attorney general uses Matt's friendship for an outlaw to further his political career.

Ben recalls how he fought a professional duelist in New Orleans to restore the honor of his third wife, Marie, Little Joe's mother.

Mark and Lucas find Winslow Quince stranded in the desert and help him to North Fork.

A boy not much older than Mark announces that he intends to kill Lucas.

Ellen is convinced that a mysterious man is responsible for her fiance's death on an earlier expedition.

Paramedics out in the field begin to question the judgement of overcautious Dr. Morton who believes in acting strictly by the book.

Klinger takes "cool pills"; Hawkeye and B.J. arrange to get a movie banned in Boston to the 4077th.

Father Mulcahy agrees to offer his running abilities in a race that pits the 4077th against the 8063rd.

Three United Nations delegates visit: a physician who is similar to Charles, an Army officer who teaches yoga and a Swede who catches Margaret's attention.

Charles refuses to solve his annoying snoring problem; Potter's son-in-law visits with some shocking news.

Aunt Bee organizes a protest to keep Mr Frisby, the local egg farmer, from getting evicted because of a highway project. However, unbeknownst to her, Mr Frisby is hiding a big secret.

Barney adds a vintage motorcycle to the rolling stock of the Mayberry Sheriff's Department.

Ray and Debra prepare Ally for her first play date and reflect back on their own first meeting and kiss.

After a PTA meeting Debra makes a comment about a mother who had a breast enhancement and gets upset after seeing Ray's reaction; when Ray returns home from a trip, Debra has a "big" surprise for him.

Blanche panics when her father reveals his outlandish plans for the future.

Dorothy, Rose and Blanche reminisce about how they all came to live together.

Spoof of "Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman.".

A woman (Lurene Tuttle) is accused of killing a nephew who neglected his financial obligations to her.

While horseback riding, a wealthy girl is nearly run down by another woman, who chases her.

Murder results when a wife (Joanne Woodward) nags her husband (Skip Homeier) to stand up for himself.

After his daughter commits murder, a man (Sir Cedric Hardwicke) finds a way to protect his family's reputation.

Mannix enlists a newsman's help when prisoners holding a guard hostage demand the detective clear a condemned man.

Cannon and his old police partner (Leslie Nielsen) are asked by their ex-superior to reopen the probe of a corrupt officer thought dead.

Barnaby suspects supernatural forces after a 12-year-old accurately predicts deaths and a disappearance.

Kate loses her regular post as producer of the almost annual charity show to her conniving arch enemy, Selma.

Uncle Joe throws Hooterville into chaos while trying to scare up some crop-dusting business for Steve.

The Clampetts care for a madcap artist who wrecks his car when he sees Elly May in a bathing suit.

Mr. Drysdale forces a playboy on his bank's board of directors into courting Granny.

Popeye, Bluto, Olive Oyl and all his seafaring friends star in these original theatrical cartoons from the genius of Max Fleischer; included are Betty Boop and Bimbo shorts.

Tom, Jerry, Droopy Dog and many other classic MGM theatrical cartoon stars; the work of Tex Avery, Hanna Barbera and other top Hollywood animators are featured.

A collection of timeless cartoon shorts, that span from 1934 to 1972, featuring the mischievous Woody Woodpecker and his colorful cast of friends including Chilly Willy, The Beary Family, Inspector Willoughby, Andy Panda, and more.

The greatest animated characters and cartoons produced at Warner Bros. legendary Termite Terrace; Bugs Bunny, Daffy Duck, Road Runner and all their friends are featured here weekly.

West and Gordon visit a town named Justice during Law and Order Week and find it the site for a convention of criminals.

A band of three men attempts to swindle the wagon train.

Only the Barkley sons are available to transport nitroglycerin to fight a forest fire.

Kitty is torn between her obligation to a man who saved her life and her concern for the law and Matt.

Hoss and Adam buy a Thoroughbred and find themselves competing with Little Joe for the Virginia City Sweepstakes.

Local bullies ridicule a Japanese royal visitor.

Rumors that Mark may be mixed up with thieves shake Lucas.

A crooked lawman demands payment to allow Rowdy and his new ramrod (James Gregory) to drive the herd three miles to its destination.

Paladin must ride into an ambush to inform a U.S. cavalry corporal that he has won the lottery. Starring Richard Boone and Rayford Barnes.

The women of Coronado rebel against gunplay and leave their husbands.

A professor bets he can turn the boys into gentlemen.

A millionaire offers ten thousand dollars to five people who agree to be locked in a large, spooky, rented house overnight with him and his wife.

The Joker plans to commit crimes that correspond to the signs of the zodiac.

The space probe Nomad, its programming altered in an encounter with an alien device, mistakes Kirk for its creator.

Death comes suddenly to three witnesses in a case before the Congressional Crime Commission.

Lois sets out to help an elderly coal miner trapped 1,500 feet underground.

Aliens plan to use the Robot as a blueprint for a device to control machinery.

When Barry needs an appendectomy, Steve receives unexpected help from a giant doctor.

Tony and Doug are mistaken for conspirators in a plot to assassinate President Lincoln; guests R.G. Pinkerton, Scott Marlowe.

Tony and Doug are mistaken for conspirators in a plot to assassinate President Lincoln; guests R.G. Pinkerton, Scott Marlowe.

Vincent's investigation of the deaths of two astronauts in an eerie red fog leads him to suspect human culprits.

A father learns to be kind after his unfriendly behavior nearly causes him to lose his son.

Three young animals cooperate for survival.

To study their habits, Marlin Perkins lives with a herd of elephants.

Traveling across the state of Utah, the Discovery Road crew shows the history behind this beautiful state.

Topical nature series featuring animal behavior and relationships.

The Masai and wildlife of Kenya's Amboseli Game Reserve.

The column Peter is writing for the school newspaper is a profitable venture.

Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys on 6 a.m. inspections.

Granny practices what she intended to preach against when she sets out to save Jed from the evils of gambling.

Jethro gives up his ambition of becoming a brain surgeon to take on the perils and pleasures of an international spy.

A mountain-bred would-be Romeo is brought into Andy's home to be taught some manners.

Ricky tries his hand at psychology to help Lucy overcome her mania for buying hats.

The deadline approaches for the poem Beaver promised for the school paper.

Beaver and Wally's new rabbit has babies.

A rich widow who unknowingly assisted in a robbery of her own jewels hires the Angels to probe the theft.

A gold statue of Buddha leads to a world of Asian intrigue and pursuing gangsters; guest Edward Mulhare.

An alcoholic and his wife (Lucie Arnaz) learn they aren't married; a former cheerleader (Sue Lyon) wants a squad reunion.

A woman chooses between Stubing and Doc; a couple's newly adopted "baby" is 7 years old; an executive is introduced to a jobseeker.

Blanche fears she may be pregnant, but is actually going through menopause.

Ozzie Cichetti has a He-Man collection, featuring gift sets, prototypes, a working Eternia playset and more.

A gruff general visits his severely injured son and faces the harsh realities of military life when the young man dies.

An old and dear friend of Col. Potter's arrives with injuries sustained in a careless accident.

The girls move into a Miami Beach hotel; they dress up to attend Burt Reynolds' movie premiere, only to be caught in a hotel raid, mistaken for prostitutes and dragged off to jail.

Dorothy begs Blanche to go out with her ex-husband, Stan, but becomes jealous when the couple hits it off; Sophia and Rose begin selling sandwiches on the Boardwalk but inadvertently make an enemy of another vendor.

A neighbor dies shortly after having a heated argument with Rose.

Rose befriends Dorothy's former college buddy (Lois Nettleton), not knowing that the woman is a lesbian.

The family is forced to take sides when Ray and Debra have a fight over a new can opener and each relates the story of what happened with radically different viewpoints.

After an accidental tip-off from Ray which allows him to win a bet, Frank makes everyone suspicious when he begins to show an unusual interest in Ray's work.

Archie ridicules one of Mike and Gloria's friends for being gay.

Archie explodes when he finds out that Gloria is pregnant and Mike has no means of supporting the child.