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A scientist makes android copies of Smith, Don and the girls, then orders Will to teach them how to behave.

Walt and Matthew are captured by bank robbers who figure they can use Matthew's abilities for a heist.

The Fifth Dimension; Tim Conway.

Melba Moore; Don Knotts; Dan Hicks & Hot Licks.

A variety of stars perform comic sketches about love relationships.

A sloppy housewife develops amnesia; "Love and the Joker" Bill's practical jokes threaten his romance.

A policeman arrests a coed and her boyfriend. "Love and the Champ" Harley wants to defend his wife's honor from the man in 9C.

Ralph and Betty are about to be married. "Love and the Rug" Jerry confesses to his bride-to-be that he is bald.

Dolores hears a burglar and wakes up her husband. "Love and the Millionaires" John and Alice like to pretend that they're millionaires.

Beverly and Walter take shelter in a haunted house. In "Love and the Athlete" George is told by his boss to tell a woman that she is a man.

Everyone thinks Doc Stuart (Regis Toomey) has been slighted when Steve insists the baby be born in Baltimore.

Betty Jo must operate the Cannonball herself in order to get to the hospital to have her baby.

Danny has trouble accepting the fact that his son is growing up when Rusty becomes old enough to drive a car.

After tearing her friend's dress during a fight, Linda buys her a fancy new one and charges it to her father's account.

Miss Brooks and Mr. Boynton each accept a lucrative job elsewhere, but since they signed agreements promising not to quit mid-semester, they set out to force Mr. Conklin to fire them.

After students and teachers begin swapping their useless junk with each other, Mr. Boynton and Old Marblehead trade like mad for majority ownership of Walter Denton's old car.

Ann and Don take a week's vacation before Ann is to go on the road with a show.

While in Philadelphia for a pre-Broadway play, Ann finds that she misses Don.

Bob (Bob Newhart) wants a quiet birthday; Kaye (Carlene Watkins) plans hoopla.

The McKays reconcile with Jerry and Patty (Tom Poston, Dorothy Lyman).

Kip leaves his job with the ad agency and ends up selling hot dogs on the street.

Kip and Henry work as candy stripers in the same hospital as Sonny.

ALF gets a severe case of hiccups after being excluded from Dorothy and Whizzer's (Anne Meara, Paul Dooley) wedding party.

ALF's mail-order ventriloquist's dummy takes on a life of its own. Bill Daily and Fred Gross guest star.

Three men steal an armored car and plan to take $2 million in jewelry during a beauty pageant; guests Farrah Fawcett, Loni Anderson.

Jarod fills in when a radio talk-show host disappears after a threatening confrontation with a caller; Thomas asks Miss Parker to move to Oregon with him.

Raised in a secret facility built for experimenting on children, Jarod is a genius who can master any profession and become anyone he has to be. When he realizes as an adult that he's actually a prisoner and his captors are not as benevolent as he's been told, he breaks out. While trying to find his real identity, Jarod helps those he encounters and tries to avoid the woman sent to retrieve him.

A young man's body is found in a Greenwich Village flat.

A raped wife refuses to file charges; with Charles Durning, Lawrence Luckinbill.

Hunter (Fred Dryer) sets out to nail the man (J.E. Freeman) who murdered one of his former flames (Leigh Christian).

A man jailed for the attempted murder of a woman vows to complete the deadly task when he is released.