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Bob's memory is taxed to the limit when he forgets that April 15th is the Federal income tax deadline, and also the date of the Hartleys' seventh wedding anniversary.

Max and 99 must stop a KAOS scheme to plant explosives in foreign consulates.

When Alice sends Ralph out for potato salad, a number of characters arrive at the Kramdens' apartment while she decorates the Christmas tree.

Bilko tries to give Hall's career a boost.

Carol Burnett, an ensemble cast and guest stars entertain their audience; includes VIP Colonel Flanders, American Boys, The Painters, and The Night They Raided Rimsky's.

To win a girl, Dobie becomes a quarterback.

When it's discovered that the Madison football coach never graduated, Mr. Conklin wants Miss Brooks to give him a crash course and pressures her to give him a passing grade.

When Lucky the cat disappears, everyone blames ALF. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

ALF calls the president to address his concerns about nuclear weapons. Stars Max Wright, Anne Schedeen.

Michelle finds herself in trouble when she is forced to choose between friends.

Danny and D.J.'s blind dates end up flirting with each other; Jesse plans for Mother's Day.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Mike helps a toy designer being replaced by computers.

A rival group's manager kidnaps the Monkees. George: Vic Tayback.

Introducing young viewers to owls.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Stephanie is confused at her first real party; Jesse's band replaces him with former "Brady Bunch" cast member Barry Williams.

Michelle accidentally reveals her secret club; Kimmy dates D.J.'s ex-boyfriend.

Greg tries a new hair tonic just before graduation he bought to help his little brother, but it turns his hair orange.

A widower with three sons marries a widow with three daughters.

The children read an item in an advice column and are sure it was written by their parents.

Cindy's dilemma: Having to decide whether to invite her mother or new stepfather to her school play because of the school's undersized auditorium. It becomes too much for her to decide, so she schemes to drop out of the play.

Gilligan meets a jungle boy and the castaways try to teach him English.

Angry because the men haven't kept their promise to build them private houses, the women move away.

The castaways have an unexpected visitor: a surfer from Hawaii who came in on a tsunami.

A gorilla is enchanted by Mrs. Howell's perfume and kidnaps her.

Richie and Potsie pool their funds for a sporty 1950 convertible that proves to be all show and no go.

Potsie wrangles Richie an invitation to his first bachelor party.

Richie and Potsie sneak out of the house to watch Fonzie in an illegal drag race.

Richie volunteers to forgo a rock concert date to run his father's hardware store for the first time.

Lucy is torn between wanting to spend the weekend fox hunting and her jealousy of a blonde.

Ricky's tour calls for Paris as the next stop, but Lucy wants to go to Scotland.

Lucy plans to uncover Parisian artistic talent and meets an artist of "notes.".

While in Paris, Lucy spots someone she thinks is Charles Boyer.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) ups the ante at a poker game for the court's female staff; Harry (Harry Anderson) redecorates his chambers. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Christine (Markie Post) decides to run for Congress; Dan (John Larroquette) takes a job as a sexual surrogate. Stars Harry Anderson.

Christine (Markie Post) goes to her opponent's office to confront him on his vicious campaign tactics.

Harry's (Harry Anderson) dream of becoming a teacher withers when his students flunk his final. With Markie Post, John Larroquette.

Nick, rejected by his new wife, attempts to regain Carla's love.

Norm learns he is being promoted to a job requiring him to fire other employees.

Diane secretly hopes that Sam will prevent her from taking off to Europe with Frasier.

Carla finds the perfect replacement for Diane, who is traveling through Europe.

After striking up a friendly conversation while waiting in line at the bank, Bob is held hostage when the man -- suspected of robbing the bank -- hides out in his office.

Bob offers to help Carol's husband, Larry, with his travel agency. In return, Larry turns the psychologist's reception area into a mini-Polynesian village.

Bob offers sound psychological advice to his wife and his therapy group on how to handle anger. Then he proceeds to lose his temper when dealing with a garage mechanic.

Hot baby news is the order of the day when Carol announces that she's expecting a baby. Then Emily drops her bombshell and Bob nearly comes unglued at the prospect of becoming a father.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS computer that's intercepting all CONTROL's messages.

KAOS builds the world's smartest robot to kidnap a scientist.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

Toody opposes Muldoon for club president.

An elderly gang copies a previous crime.

After Andy gets married, Aunt Bee must decide whether or not to keep house for the widower Sam Jones.

Sam helps Goober get a date for the Harvest Ball, and wishes he hadn't.

Aunt Bee takes over a horse that everyone else has given up on and enters him in one last race.

Money is missing after Sam hires two ex-cons to help on the farm.

Mike gets in trouble with Sam when he orders a copy machine against his father's wishes.

The people of Mayberry shun Howard when he "turns traitor" while on a TV panel show.

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Sam, Millie, Howard and Emmett help an old friend to keep his business open.

Howard is asked to write an original poem for the state literary magazine.

Goober falls for a girl, in more ways than one.

Millie goes to New York to pursue a modeling career.

Mike learns that most of his friends will be at a girl's birthday party instead of his.

A Russian farm expert visits Mayberry.

When Mike flunks an arithmetic test, it threatens a vacation to California.

Palm Springs lifestyles impress the gang.

Goober's protective instinct flares when his teenage niece comes to visit.

An old man comes to the farm claiming that he can find water with a dowsing stick.

Aunt Bee's Garden Club takes action against a planned road through Mayberry.

Millie hesitantly joins Sam, Howard and a friend on a camping trip.

Millie and the town gossip are rivals for the honor of riding the town float.

Goober sets out to win an oil company contest to vacation in Hawaii.

Millie's new job is in a bookie joint.

Mike volunteers to take care of Howard's talking mynah bird, and then loses it.

Howard tries to get his friends to take sensitivity training.

Goober opens a new gas station and Howard finds a dinosaur skeleton under it.

Townsfolk are uncomfortable in spring pageant roles.

Emmett buys a toupee, but is ashamed to admit it.

Best-dressed Millie is the county's fashion arbiter.

Howard is ashamed to learn that the nephew he has been bragging about to his friends is a school dropout.

House-sitting Goober pretends a mansion is his.

Millie dreams that something bad will happen to Sam and Howard on their fishing trip.

Sam's friends decide to paint his house for him, despite his wanting professionals to do the job.

Alice decides that she wants to learn to play the harp.

Tempers flare when Sam, Goober and Howard form a club and don't tell Emmett.

Sam insists that Mike do his own homework when he has to build a teepee.

Howard becomes the host of a local television show featuring poetry.

Millie buys a poultry farm against Sam's advice.

Sam faces the wrath of the townspeople when he cancels a "secret" showing of moon rocks.

A pretty city planner comes to Mayberry to help Sam just as Millie is going on vacation.

Emmett is proud and excited when an industrial firm wants to buy his patent for an old forgotten invention.

Substitute teacher Joey disciplines Michelle in front of the class.

Michelle's new pet burro makes life miserable until Jesse discovers that music soothes the savage beast.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys on 6 a.m. inspections.

Bill asks a movie star to escort Cissy to a dance.

Danny suggests she try more ladylike behavior when Terry falls for a boy who doesn't seem to know she's alive.

College proves a shock for a son of Donna's friend.

Scared by a cat, Tramp runs away from home.

A friend of Charley's from Australia visits and fills the boys' heads with visions of excitement and travel.

Lucy tries to hire Van Johnson to sing "Happy Birthday" to a cow.

Lucy and Viv enroll in a local judo school.

Ricky is horrified to notice his hair-line is receding; Lucy tries a number of unorthodox treatments in order to convince Ricky that the products and treatments aren't worth the worry about his hair.

Ricky's boss won't give him a raise, so he quits. Lucy and the Mertzes decide that to convince the boss to hire Ricky back, they should pretend to be different patrons of the club who, once they discover Ricky isn't there anymore, would leave.

When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

Lou leaves Mary in charge of the newsroom when he checks into the hospital for minor surgery.

Richie and Potsie have to fulfill six dares to earn their jackets when they try to become members of the Demon Club.

Laverne is asked to go to a debutant ball with Lenny and they discover that he is a Polish count.

The crew wonders where a bank guard got his money; A social worker questions Vicki's schooling; Honeymooners are pestered.

Vicki falls for a singer; a clumsy woman disrupts the ship; two girls test a wealthy man's vow never to fall in love again.

Cousin Pearl gets a glamour treatment and tries to groom the Clampetts for high society.

Jed takes a dose of Granny's tonic and ends up on Lovers Lane with a gold-digging secretary.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

Mama's daughter (Betty White) secretly checks into the hospital for an operation.

Fred goes out for the Senior Olympics to compete for Donna's affection.

Fred is injured and hospitalized while witnessing an attempted murder.

Archie plans a scheme when he overhears a man at the IRS talking about it over a pay phone. He is then audited for unreported income after moonlighting by driving Munson's cab.

The new wife of Archie's old Air Force buddy disturbs the household.

Joy's mother meets her new family members at Wilbur's christening; Joy forces Owen to pretend to be someone else; Elka touches up a fresco; Victoria annoys Melanie with her talk about Emmet.

Melanie wants her first time with Alec to be perfect; Joy works as an extra; Elka and Mamie are bad influences on Wilbur.

Soon after Rob and Laura begin an art class, the instructor has designs on Rob.

Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

Carla hatches a self-styled plot for revenge against her high-school principal.

Diane hopes Sam will profess his love for her after Frasier proposes.

Elaine's boyfriend, Arnie, takes some extraordinary steps to win her children's affections.

Oscar gets the break he's been waiting for when he gets to play himself in a Hollywood movie.