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Bob's impulsive decision to leave town for a week is received with disastrous emotions by his patients, who seemingly can't make it without him.

It's no laughing matter for Howard when his 12-year-old son, Howie, announces he's leaving home to become a comedian.

Bob interviews a variety of psychologists to take over his patients while he's out of town, but none seem to be the right fit until Bob's former professor offers his services.

At first, Bob is thrilled when a non-talkative patient finally opens up after being told that anything he might say will be held in the strictest confidence. His joy is short-lived when the man confesses to grand larceny.

Max and 99 discover the identity of KAOS' new Mr. Big, but they can't escape to tell anyone.

Max must obtain a murdered CONTROL agent's information and investigate his death at the same time.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

The Toodys' boarder is a counterfeiter.

Muldoon forgets the partners' anniversary.

A woman and her three kids move back with her retired parents.

Al and his bowling pals tutor Curtis in history.

Al learns a former romantic rival is attending a church barbecue.

The deacon Victoria paired Elizabeth with likes Ruth.

Elizabeth buys Curtis a new jacket.

Ruth moves out after Victoria questions her influence on Kim and Curtis.

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Tempers flare when Clifton insists that Leonard owes him $50.

Mama is enrages when Clifton hires an old Army buddy (Rod Gist), an ex-convict.

After he refuses to give the opening prayer at church Clifton's luck in gambling and relationships dwindles.

A long-lost friend arrives at the Curtis home and tells Clifton that she once had a one-week affair with his father.

Tracy announces that she has left Leonard.

When crime rises in the Curtis's neighborhood Clifton decides to buy a gun for protection.

Clifton's plans for a fishing trip take on-again, off-again turns when Mama fractures her leg.

Chaos and panic reign when a 94-year-old customer dies in Clifton's barber chair.

After Clifton cosigns a friend's loan he learns the finance company is run by loan sharks.

When Clifton's hit by a taxicab Earl tries to help by hiring an attorney who turns out to be a shyster.

When Earl's girlfriend falls for Clifton a friendship is almost ruined.

Earl starts to live incognito when a thief he testified against is released from prison.

Clifton tries to advise his ex-girlfriend's runaway son to return home.

A former prisoner tries to track down Earl's cousin who offered evidence that led to his jail sentence.

Everyone's surprised when a vice squad arrests Clifton's churchgoing brother-in-law Leonard.

Clifton pushes for a politician's election victory but his support fades when he sees the seamier side of campaign work.

Leonard fuels hostility when he buys Mama a cemetery plot for her birthday.

Lily and Flip do saloon and computer dating bits; Redd gives an English lesson and Rev; Leroy preaches with the Temptations.

Roger Miller; the Temptations; Lily Tomlin; Redd Foxx.

Perry Como; Charlie Callas; Denise Nicholas; Lola Falana.

Robert Goulet; Robert Klein; Lola Falana; Dean Martin.

Stevie Wonder; Connie Stevens; John Byner; Johnny Brown.

Lena Horne; Tony Randall; Modern Jazz Quartet.

Sid Caesar; Bobby Darin; B.B. King.

Burl Ives, Slim Gaillard, music group Sha Na Na.

Bing Crosby; the Supremes.

James Brown discusses dance moves; Frost interviews Geraldine and (along with Sunday's Child) joins Rev. Leroy's church.

Joe Namath; Johnny Mathis; George Carlin; Abbey Lincoln.

Art Carney; Barbara Feldon; Modern Jazz Quartet.

Aretha Franklin; David Frost.

Don Rickles; Ray Charles; Leslie Uggams.

Diahann Carroll; Tim Conway; Robert Klein.

Carlin does a monologue on NYC cops; Flip fixes Ray Stevens' TV set; Rev. Leroy visits Lena Horne at a nightclub.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Mike mistakenly believes that Greg wants to follow in his footsteps because of a paper he prepares for school.

Jody has trouble with a girl bully at school.

Danny urges his new vocal coach to audition for some Broadway producers.

Jeff's chauvinism inspires a battle of the sexes.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) hires a grandmother as his secretary, only to find her running his office like a kitchen.

Chip (Stanley Livingston) makes a date with a beautiful "older woman," who is almost in high school.

Lucy fears Harry is plotting to kill her after she goes on strike.

Lucy and Viv chaperone Chris and a group of her friends for a weekend at the beach.

Ricky comes down with a sore throat just as he is about to open a new show.

Constant interruptions frustrate Lucy's attempts to tell Ricky she is pregnant.

A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

Mary and Rhoda have a talk with Ted's girlfriend, Georgette, who they think is being taken for granted.

Richie is befriended by the leader of the Dukes gang when he helps the boy's sister.

Not-so-wonderful surprises continue to happen while the girls are visiting in New York.

A married old flame pursues Stubing; a model pretends to be wed; a science-fiction buff thinks a librarian is an alien.

Wives plan to end a father-son feud; a stowaway hides a secret; Gopher and Isaac try to teach a parrot to talk.

One of Jethro's school friends spends a day at the Clampett mansion, and the hillbillies show the over-protected boy how to have fun.

To humor Granny, Jed fakes illness so that she can resume the doctoring that brought her fame in the hills.

Iola's blind date sets his sights on Mama.

Mama joins a group that opposes pornography.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, the family discovers that one of the tickets is a winner, but there is a catch: Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her, but belong to George Jefferson.

Archie is excited when he has the chance to try out for a prestigious bowling team after six years of waiting for a vacancy on the team.

The women try to make Wilbur's first birthday memorable; Melanie and Alec consider having a family together.

Melanie rebounds with Danny; Victoria hires a lawyer to help Emmet; Joy and Elka attend film class.

Rob can't make up his mind when asked to be a candidate for the city council.

Rob agrees to run for office but realizes he'd prefer to vote for his opponent.

The gang at the bar vows revenge against Diane when she permits a psychology student to analyze them.

Diane and Sam attempt to see Frasier through his latest crisis of confidence and regain his status in the psychology profession.

The cabbies drive from New York to Miami so Alex can spend 20 minutes between planes with his long-lost daughter.

Oscar starts dating an old flame and decides he would like to marry her.

Emily's protective instincts are aroused when 70-year-old Grace DuBois (Mildred Natwick), an odd but friendly recluse, is threatened with being sent to a rest home for elderly people who can't cope with reality.

Max's search for the murderer of a CONTROL agent makes everyone on board suspect.

Ralph plots an early departure for Alice's visiting Aunt Ethel; Ralph thinks he has won a new car.

Tranquilized Bilko may lose his gambling empire.

Guests include Nancy Wilson and Bernadette Peters.

The Chatsworths are suddenly penniless.

As acting principal, Miss Brooks shuts down the school after hearing a weather warning of an impending hurricane, and the gang takes refuge at the Conklin home.

A brochure for the Shady Rest Hotel of the future is prematurely distributed.

An old boyfriend of Ann's becomes the owner of her apartment building.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

Alice decides to leave when she feels she can no longer communicate with the children.

Cissy and Buffy pay for having wishes granted.

Danny is at odds with Rusty's scout troop over different opinions of what his master of ceremonies role should entail.

A man on a park bench helps Jeff with his studies.

Steve gets stuck inside a metal robot suit he has to wear for a father-son program.

A seductive dance instructor signs Uncle Charley (William Demarest) up for a lifetime membership at a dance club.

Lucy tries to get Carol Burnett to do a benefit at the kids' school.

Lucy and Viv start off the Little League season with Sherman and Jerry.

A doting husband and father-to-be, Ricky makes the mistake of giving more attention to the arriving baby than he does to his fickle wife; Ricky tries to please Lucy by making her waffles.

Pregnant Lucy insists on appearing in a revue.

Rob has some explaining to do when son Ritchie discovers his peculiar middle name.

Rhoda's boyfriend fixes Mary up with the world's most zealous suitor.

The Cunninghams decide to build a family bomb shelter and try to keep it a secret.

After Shirley is injured in a fall, she undergoes a complete personality change.

A man learns a secret about his frugal wife; Doc's roving eye may get him fired; a tricked woman helps a man spy on his girl.

Isaac hides from his high-school teacher; a man tries to please his seal; a wife who thinks she's dying wants to choose her successor.

Granny defies medical opposition to her own brand of mountain medicine.

Granny's neighbors try to stop her when she attempts to create a vegetable garden in the front yard of the mansion grounds.

Bubba and Mama apply for the same job at a local fast-food stand.

Vint is certain he was adopted when he discovers some disturbing information on his birth certificate.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.

Archie has been suffering from a terrible pain in his back and has become a terrible pain to Edith, who has been waiting on him hand and foot. When the doctor takes a look at him, he orders Archie to be admitted to the hospital for tests.

The ladies begin to reminisce about their favorite moments and bloopers from Season 4.

Joy must host a traditional Indian dinner party; Victoria's wedding planner arrives; Elka auditions for a play.

Rob's parents give a family heirloom to Laura, who accidentally ruins it.

As a gag, Sally advertises for a husband on a national television show.

Cliff is in heaven when both Carla and Diane accept a date with him for the Postman's Ball.

Sam's matchmaking skills shine when Frasier announces plans to marry the girl Sam picked out for him.

Tony gets a call from the gym to be a sparring partner for a world-champion boxer.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.

Bob and Emily celebrate their 10th wedding anniversary with a dream flight into the fantasy of being married to different partners.

Agent 99 goes under cover as a model to retrieve plans sewn into a dress.

Ralph and Alice argue over an actress' name; Ralph invites the bus company president to dinner.

Fortune-seeking Bilko accepts a dinner invitation.

Featuring comedy sketches and guests Scoey Mitchell and Bobbie Gentry.

Maynard tries to save a chimp from going to a lab.

Miss Brooks misinterprets a note written in French from new teacher Maurice LeBlanche as a love note asking for a date.

Herby Bates, who is sweet on Billie Jo, won't be seeing much more of her, he has just been drafted.

During filming of an ad, a cold affects Ann's hearing.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns back home when Michelle gets sick.

Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record.

Greg has the difficult task of judging a cheerleading contest between his sister and his girlfriend.

A jobless man (Jackie Coogan) thinks Bill needs money.

Danny and Benny interfere with Liz's love life.

Alex and Donna struggle to assemble a stereo for Jeff.

Robbie (Don Grady) is so eager to make the track team that he joins a ballet class to improve his timing.

Ernie feels neglected when the other members of the family are busy with various girlfriends and he is left alone.

Enemy agents seeking a secret formula chase Lucy through an airport.

Lucy tries to replace Jerry's escaped white butterfly.

Lucy hires a tutor for her child, though the baby's arrival is months away.

Envious of the attention Lucy is getting, Ricky develops psychosomatic pains.

A balladeer brings romance into television comedy writer Sally Rogers' life.

Lou's new boss thinks she's in love with him.

Hoping for more privacy, Richie moves in with his brother, but discovers it isn't paradise.

Laverne discovers that the man she's dating is mixing robbery with romance.

A judge investigates a polygamist; Vicki is jealous of Stubing's love interest; a man thinks his wife is in labor.

April decides to settle down; a man believes he's chasing another man for a gambling debt; a seriously ill girl falls in love.

Elly sparks a new trend in understated fashion when she enrolls in a finishing school.

The Clampetts are taken for the new avant-garde social leaders.

Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

While at a convention in Hawaii, Fred is an unwitting jewel smuggler.

Jewel thieves pursue Fred when they think he has abandoned their jewels.

Concerned about getting old, Archie encounters an old buddy who convinces him that looks aren't everything.

A lost magazine and a found poem initiate a family feud on the right to privacy.

Melanie gets her dream engagement ring; Joy deals with family issues; Victoria tests a new product; Elka and Mamie work on jokes for a roast.

Victoria contacts her exes to learn where things went wrong while she is stuck in the hospital; Joe and Melanie have fantasies about a coma patient; Elka and Mamie bring Las Vegas to Cleveland.

Rob and Laura remember the time they completed an application for a $10 divorce.

While out of town for a cousin's wedding, Rob has to watch a special show.

Norm considers spreading malicious gossip about his co-worker to win a promotion.

Sam panics when a series of coincidental events makes him feel old.

Intrigued with the voice on Bobby's answering service, Alex asks the girl out to dinner.

Felix, his cousin Ben and Oscar all face jail for fraud in one of Felix's advertising schemes.

The Hartleys embark on a sea-going vacation to put work behind them. But Bob can't resist playing psychologist when he undertakes to counsel a married couple.

Verna asks for Agent Smart's help to flee with a KAOS-agent list.

Ralph and Alice plan surprise anniversary parties for each other; Ralph's lunch box gets switched at work.

Emma Ritzik forces her husband to leave the Army.

Guests include Gwen Verdon and Pat Boone.

Herbert sees profit in taking in ousted Chatsworth.

Conklin commissions a bust of himself for Madison High's library and finances it by fining students and teachers for breaking rules he makes up on the spot.

Bobbie Jo falls for Alan Landman (Dennis Hopper), a poet and beatnik.

Ann tries to help a boxer study drama.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco.".

Jesse must tell his parents he wants to go into show business.

Peter tries out for the role of George Washington in the school play, but ends up as Benedict Arnold.

Bill lays down tough rules for the siblings.

Danny wants Rusty's music teacher to perform in his club.

Jeff and his girlfriend decide to get married.

The Douglas family visits Hong Kong, and Uncle Charley (William Demarest) hunts for his sweetheart of 30 years earlier.

Steve's unusual behavior convinces his family that he is planning to be married.

Lucy's date for a swanky party turns out to be a jewel thief.

Catastrophe strikes when Lucy buys a boat that turns out to be a lemon.

Lucy decides that her unborn child should have artistic leanings.

Lucy approaches the zero hour and is rushed to the hospital to have her baby.

A tiring day causes a spat between the Petries.

Murray becomes depressed when he learns that a former classmate has won a Pulitzer Prize in journalism.

Richie convinces his father to buy a second family car so he can use it for dates.

The girls face some tough questions as contestants on a TV show.

A girl thinks Gopher wants to marry her; a career woman's husband considers an affair; a man wants to share a cabin.

A friend's wife makes passes at Doc; a man records his friend's romances; an engaged woman meets an old school chum.

Jethro shares a heart-to-heart conversation with Jed, and goes on to find himself a girlfriend in record time.

Love-struck Jethro decides he wants to marry Chickadee Laverne, a brassy burlesque dancer he brings home.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and goes up against a biker's equally tough mother.

When Fred learns of the possibility of oil on his property, he starts spending his "millions.".

Fred discovers that the tenant he has a crush on is a man and a criminal.

When Edith discovers that an old beau is going to be at her high-school reunion, she decides to go even if she has to attend by herself.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

Elka and Mamie Sue decide to get their bowling team back together.

Victoria's wedding day has arrived; Elka helps joy reunite with the father of her child.

Buddy is either seeking therapy or having an affair.

Thinking he is going to lose his job, Rob has an interview with a ventriloquist.

Carla and Nick are reunited, briefly, to compete in a dance contest.

Sam and Diane reveal their true feelings for each other while on board a plummeting private plane.

Bobby decides that if he doesn't get an acting job before midnight he will end his stage career.

When Felix learns that his high-school sweetheart is now a grandmother, he begins to think his own life is nearly over.