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Carol Burnett leads her comedy troupe and various celebrity guests in a series of comedic sketches and musical performances.

Dobie auditions for the school play in order to impress a girl, but discovers that he is up against Milton to be leading man.

When evidence suggests that Mr. Boynton broke into Principal Conklin's office, stole his typewriter, and made a long distance call, Conklin stakes out his office by hiding in a suit of armor.

Railroad executive Homer Bedloe tries once again to get rid of the Hooterville Cannonball, this time by getting Floyd and Charley to quit by harassment.

Ann cannot find the funds for a class reunion.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

Bobby changes his mind about kissing girls when he gets his first kiss from a classmate. When he kisses her for the second time, she informs him that she may have the mumps.

French is hurt when he thinks Cissy left his picture out of an exhibit.

Kathy's daughter tries to ruin her relationship with Danny.

Mary's prospective beau develops a crush on Donna.

Widower Steve Douglas raises a trio of boys.

Ernie sees a flying saucer and is told by the Air Force to keep quiet about it.

Lucy tries to trap a dishonest used car salesman (Milton Berle).

Lucy needs money for Chris' formal dress.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes appear on the quiz show "How to Rate Your Marriage.".

Lucy and Ethel start their own business making and selling salad dressing.

Rob's living room needs to be painted so he hires a colorful master painter from Rome.

Mary tries to get Murray's teenage daughter a job at the office.

Fonzie is thrust into the role of father when he has to discipline Spike.

A handsome fireman nearly sends the girls' friendship up in smoke.

A man offers the crew $10,000 to find him a wife; a girl must confront her former love; a man tries to dump his assistant for a blonde.

Three men (Edd Byrnes, Fabian, Bobby Sherman) plan to avoid love; Stubing changes his behavior; a married man's mistress takes a stand.

Jed becomes a confused movie mogul after his banker purchases the control of Mammoth Pictures Corp.

The Clampetts are overjoyed to discover a rustic village on the back lot of the Mammoth Pictures studio; they decide to settle in the rustic prop hamlet.

Mama opens her house to boarders with hopes of raising money for a new stove.

When Naomi is stricken with amnesia, Mama hopes to turn her into the perfect housewife.

Lamont and Rollo mistakenly think Fred has only six months to live and set him up on a date with Lena Horne.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Gloria is depressed and finally opens up to her mother and admits that she and Mike are having problems in their marriage.

George Jefferson demands an explanation when he discovers Archie has paid him with a phony $20 bill.

The women try new things after reading inspirational coffee sleeves; Joy helps Victoria make lifestyle videos; Melanie tries to install shelves without help; Elka stirs up romance.

Elka throws a party to sway the vote of a rival politician; Melanie tries to find out if a cute neighbor saw her naked; Victoria has no idea what her new TV show is about.

For Rob, a forgotten loan turns into a forgotten debt and a television script.

When his show announces a talent contest, Rob finds himself besieged by the parents of neighborhood prodigies.

A priceless vase is destroyed when Sam, Woody and Rebecca cater a party at the chairman of the board's mansion.

Amorous Annie Tortelli and Evan Drake's daughter replace Carla at the bar during her maternity leave.

Life at the Sunshine Cab Co. turns to unnatural festivity when a film company arrives to make a movie about cabbies.

Oscar and Felix spend a rainy weekend in the country looking for a lost girl.

Howard Borden's 22-year old sister, Debbie, arrives to spend the week with him. When Emily arranges a blind date for her with Jerry, Howard suddenly turns into an overprotective big brother.

Max must learn how KAOS is able to blow up every building used for the space program.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

A society girl refuses to be the queen of the Motor Pool Mardi Gras.

Paul Lynde and Nanette Fabray guest on the season finale, featuring an installment of As The Stomach Turns, and a reflection on moments past from Carol's iconic Charwoman persona.

Overshadowed by an Argentine, Dobie plots revenge.

Connie misinterprets Mr. Boynton's proposal to join him in running a summer camp as a marriage proposal. Things become even more complex when Principal Osgood wants to become involved and she thinks he's proposing, too.

The gang at the Shady Rest must make sure that socialite, Clara Watkins, has a comfortable stay if Kate is ever to get a loan again from her.

A producer hires Ann to help him during a lawsuit.

D.J. the baby sitter fears the repercussions when Michelle and Stephanie are caught trying to sneak into a movie theater.

Jesse plays with an "oldies" band to earn some extra money.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Peter poses as a high-school senior so he can date an older woman.

Bill meets a widow with three children of her own.

Terry and Rusty lend support when Danny decides it's time to propose to Kathy.

Jeff dates the daughter of a philanthropist.

Robbie (Don Grady) plays Romeo to the new neighbor's Juliet when a feud seems imminent between the two families.

Robbie and Chip try to get Steve to make Ernie his fishing buddy so they can get out of the annual trip.

Lucy breaks a water main while searching for a lost ring.

Lucy and Viv enroll in an art class to meet a handsome bachelor.

Little Ricky wanders off while Ricky and Fred watch a football game, but not before Ricky gives a Cuban version of "Little Red Riding Hood" when putting the baby down for a nap.

In an effort to gain more attention from the husbands, Lucy and Ethel enroll in a sophisticated charm school.

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.

Georgette visits Ted at the studio and finds him kissing another woman in his dressing room.

Fonzie is afraid that glasses aren't "cool" and refuses to wear them.

Squiggy's new love interest is a gold digger so Laverne and Shirley try to warn him.

The First Annual Cruise Show attracts the crew's talented relatives and their friends; guests Ann Miller, Cab Calloway.

The First Annual Cruise Show attracts the crew's talented relatives and their friends; guests Van Johnson, Della Reese.

The Clampetts take part in an epic film produced by their studio.

Hedda Hopper joins the battle against Drysdale's plan to destroy Mammoth Studios.

Mama and Bubba almost miss high-school graduation.

Iola and Mama run for the presidency of the ladies' church group.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Lamont objects to Fred's plan to propose marriage to widowed Donna Harris.

Mike prepares for his final exams and the family faces the prospect of his college graduation.

A midnight argument at the Jeffersons spills over into the Bunker household.

Joy and Bob take Victoria for a ride-along to prepare for her detective role; Elka and Melanie battle Agnes and Mona in a game competition at Stormi's.

Melanie and Jack want to add spice to their relationship; Victoria becomes a vodka spokesperson; Joy's new hairstyle backfires; Elka and Mayor Deacon have an affair.

Rob's paternal pride suffers a cruel shock when he finds out his 6-year-old son is ashamed of him.

Ritchie's expanding vocabulary starts to branch out in unexpected directions.

Rebecca is furious when Sam spends a weekend on Evan Drake's yacht with another woman.

Frasier, upon hearing horror stories of being tied down to marriage, gets cold feet about his own impending nuptials.

When Elaine goes out of town to visit her sick aunt, the cabbies become reluctant baby sitters for her young son; they take turns watching over him so that he is able to compete in a spelling bee.

Felix brings home an abandoned baby, much to Oscar's dismay.

Bob and Emily try to decide if they should give up their apartment and buy a house.

Max learns of KAOS' plans to kill top space scientists, but crashes his car on the way to CONTROL.

Part 2/2. The Kramdens and Nortons find out the cottage they own is not the one they originally looked at.

Bilko bets on a soldier who is participating in an eating contest.

Guests: Steve Lawrence and Carol Channing.

Dobie runs for class president; guest Warren Beatty.

Two thieves who have stolen expensive women's clothing hide from the police in Madison High and trick Miss Brooks into thinking the clothes are hers for an advertising campaign.

Charley decides it's time to quit as engineer of the Cannonball when the citizens of Hooterville seem too busy to spend anytime with him.

Ann sees film of Ruth kissing a man.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

Advice from Jesse and Danny makes D.J. a nervous driver; Michelle is annoying when Stephanie has friends over.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

Greg and his football teammates steal a rival school's mascot.

Models advise Cissy on a makeover.

Danny and Kathy's honeymoon in Las Vegas is almost ruined by his popularity.

Alex must judge a beautiful-baby contest.

To end squabbles over what program to watch, Uncle Charley decrees no television for a week in the house.

Ernie's (Barry Livingston) bragging about his dad forces Steve (Fred MacMurray) into a grueling cross-country race with other fathers.

Lucy plays "Stump the Band" on the Johnny Carson Show.

Lucy is horrified to find that Chris is going steady with Mr. Mooney's son.

A writer doing a series on happily married couples chooses the Ricardos.

A fast-talking "tycoon" tries to sell phony stock to the Ricardos and Mertzes.

French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

Mary learns it is Lou's birthday and decides to surprise him with a party.

When Arnold picks Fonzie to be best man for his wedding to a Japanese bride, the "Fonzie Curse" almost brings an end to the event.

Laverne seeks Shirley's help in developing a more demure personality.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.

The Pacific Princess competes with Stubing's old rival (Ted Knight) and his crew in a sporting contest.

Granny suffers pangs of professional jealousy after Jed receives an honorary doctor's degree from Greely College.

Snobbish Mrs. Drysdale makes yet another effort to drive the uncouth Clampetts from Beverly Hills.

Mama pretends to have a banquet date so Iola won't stay home.

Mama sets out to discourage Naomi and Vint from having a baby.

Fred fakes amnesia in a scheme to get a color television set.

When Lamont finds a suitcase full of money, he puts it in the safe until the police arrive.

Archie tries to get Irene Lorenzo a job as a bookkeeper at his plant.

Gloria is in a state of shock after Mike unveils his plans for the Stivic family.

Joy helps Melanie convince Jenna to attend medical school; Victoria obsesses about a nude scene; Elka takes Lance, the "Councilman for the Day," under her wing.

When Melanie feels smothered by Jack, she gets Frankie's help; Victoria's father visits with an announcement; Elka fights off Alex's advances.

Sally drags the entire production staff to a bowling alley, where she unveils a new dance and a new song.

While his wife is away, Buddy accepts Rob's invitation to move in as a house guest.

While Norm paints Evan's house, Rebecca sneaks a look at his bedroom -- and is trapped when he comes home unexpectedly.

Carla seeks help from Frasier when her fear of flying leads Eddie, who is working out of town, to believe she is ashamed of his job.

When the vending-machine girl reveals her hidden desire to meet Louie, Alex introduces them.

Oscar wins a playful $1,000 bet with an 11-year-old neighbor in an arm-wrestling match, and the child pays with cash.

Bob's routine is disrupted when when Emily decides to take a full-time job with the Board of Education. After a night out drinking with Mr. Carlin, a tipsy Bob shares his concerns with Emily.

KAOS plants a bomb in Max's apartment to kill a visiting scientist.

A neighbor stores food in dieting Ralph's apartment; Alice tries to match up her girlfriend with one of Ralph's co-workers.

Hall wants the gambling stopped at Fort Baxter.

Guests: Peggy Lee and Dom DeLuise.

Dobie takes up boxing to impress Thalia.

After seeing Conklin with literature from Alcoholics Anonymous, people think he has a problem.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Peter competes with a snob for a debutante's heart.

A dance studio tricks the group into signing lifetime membership contracts.

Profiling flamingos.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

While trying to help D.J., Stephanie is accused of shoplifting.

The Bradys are surprised when Peter explains that he saved a girl's life.

When Cindy accidentally gives away Marcia's diary, Marcia decides to exclude her younger sister from her life.

Little ghosts begin haunting the Brady house when their parents decide to move.

Mike and Carol settle an argument about who has the easier job by switching roles.

The exiled president of a revolution-torn country visits the island.

A rocket bound for Mars lands on the island.The castaways hope to use it to get off the island.

Gilligan has the winning ticket for a South American sweepstakes.

The Professor concludes the island is sinking from bamboo poles he set in the lagoon.

To please his sergeant, Gomer makes a heroic effort to conquer the obstacle course.

To the consternation and dismay of Sgt. Carter, Gomer sneaks a girl into the barracks.

Despite Sgt. Carter's protests, Gomer adopts a pet skunk.

Gomer attempts to give a straight-laced lady Marine officer a make-over.

Anxious to do his hitch, Jethro heads for Marineland to join the U.S. Marines.

Johnny Poke, singing idol of millions, has a hectic reunion with the Clampetts.

In one of her periodic campaigns to get Jed married, Granny secretly summons an old and marriageable acquaintance.

Mrs. Drysdale tries to enlist Jed's support for the struggling Beverly Hills Ballet Company.

Billie has a shock when her boyfriend is brought before the court for grand larceny on Valentine's day.

An attractive witness falls for Harry -- the only problem is that she's a nun.

A young defense attorney's (Markie Post) court debut is marred by the presence of her disruptive father.

A new defense attorney is jailed for protecting a client accused of kidnapping a cat.

Rebecca gets cold feet after accepting Robin's marriage proposal; Frasier can't stop singing.

Sam thwarts Robin's (Roger Rees) wedding plans, which include Bobby Hatfield of the Righteous Brothers.

Rebecca flees to San Diego; Frasier reads his updated classics to the bar bunch.

Sam is injured on Valentine's Day; the Doctors Crane get their singles groups together.

When a star pitcher for the Chicago Cubs credits Bob with saving his career, the endorsement brings Bob a new patient, Moose Washburn -- a second-string player whose career is beyond a mere psychologist's help.

Afraid that his practice, as well as his patients, will fall apart if he leaves, Bob keeps resisting Emily's plans for a two-month European cruise.

Recovering from another broken romance, Jerry accepts Bob's invitation to spend a couple of days at his apartment. Bob soon comes to regret his kindness.

Bob's therapy group convinces him to accept an invitation to conduct one of his sessions on television.

The KAOS leader, Siegfried, plans the world's biggest kidnapping scheme.

KAOS blackmails the world by threatening to launch a missile.

Inspector Sledge Hammer is recalled from suspension to help locate the mayor's abducted daughter (Joanne Baron).

Sledge and partner Dori Doreau show a tough action news reporter what a typical day in the precinct is like.

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

Actress Evelyn Rudie is featured on the classic quiz show.

Ozzie and Harriet invite Nancy Baker over for dinner, hoping she will choose to go to an upcoming dance with David instead of the neighbor's son, Will Thornberry, while David worries more about his football team than anything else.

Harriet finds an old poem supposedly written by Ozzie.

Mary gives a lucky penny to a shy school-play co-star.

Donna unwittingly embarrasses Alex at a convention.

A neighbor pleads with Donna to buy a new dress.

A mother holds up Jeff as an example to her son.

Programming to be announced.

Murray takes on an extra job to earn the money to buy his wife an expensive gift.

After agreeing to baby-sit Bess for a weekend, Mary gets a call from a former boyfriend.

Ted decides to move in when the apartment directly below Mary's becomes available.

An overenthusiastic building inspector threatens Mrs. Babish with a $2,500 fine.

Laverne is convinced that a spy is after a secret formula belonging to the brewery.

Shirley starts spending time with a wealthy, sophisticated older man.

Laverne and Shirley pose as weight-loss counselors at a fat farm.

Naomi's boss wants to trade favors for a promotion.

Bubba videotapes his family for a class project.

Mama mistakenly believes that Vint bought her an expensive bracelet.

Greed overtakes Mama when she gets $800 from a malfunctioning bank teller machine.

A man (Gordon Jump) involves crew and passengers in finding a dog to represent his company; guests Catherine Bach, Dirk Benedict, Heather Thomas, Jo Anne Worley, Isabel Sanford, Chuck McCann.