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An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

The Clampett estate becomes a battlefield when Jethro enrolls in an exclusive Beverly Hills military academy.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Fred witnesses a burglary at Julio's house but is too scared to identify the criminals for the police.

Lamont promotes an all-female singing trio from Philadelphia, The Three Degrees.

When Archie is mugged, he ends up on trial for having an illegal weapon in his possession.

Gloria is fed up with pregnancy and frustrated that she is nine days overdue and Mike finds himself the target of her anger.

The ladies return to L.A. for Victoria's "All My Children" gig; Melanie tries to sell her house.

The ladies' L.A. adventures continue; Elka's quest for the movie star of her dreams results in a surprise meeting.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Actor Woody has to explain a stage smooch to his girlfriend; the guys engage in a "best beard" contest.

Robin Colcord's lavish -- and well-protected -- apartment is the setting for Sam and Rebecca's latest misadventure.

Jim brings his new pet, an over-the-hill racehorse, to the garage.

Oscar arranges for Felix to cover an international wrestling match.

It's a matter of principal versus principle when Emily refuses to skip one of her students ahead two grades at the elementary school where she teaches, despite the prodding of the school's principal.

Max and 99 discover that a guru is plotting a wide-scale hypnotizing scheme.

Ralph tries to get New Year's Eve off work to go to a party.

Bilko is blamed when a chimpanzee is inducted.

John Byner and Petula Clark head downtown to the show; along with classic characters, The Old Folks and Alice Portnoy, TV commercial spoofs and the firing of Donald Duck are on tap tonight.

Dobie feigns illness to win a beautiful nurse.

After Walter greatly exaggerates Miss Brooks' carpentry skills, Connie is put in charge of rebuilding the garage that Mr. Conklin's electrical skills exploded.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

Willie (Max Wright) talks to a psychologist (Bill Daily) about ALF.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Jesse's new guitar student girlfriend becomes attracted to Joey.

Preparations for Thanksgiving dinner turn into a kitchen catastrophe for Danny and the gang.

Joey returns from a comedy tour convinced that Danny and the gang don't need him anymore. In reality, the group has decided that Joey needs his own room instead of living in an alcove in the living room.

A producer searches for a mystery group, the Monkees.

A crooked boxing promoter makes Davy a fighter.

Introducing young viewers to a handicapped pig.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Jan has a crush on a boy in her class, but he only has eyes for Marcia.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

Peter is sure his weekend camping trip will be canceled when he breaks his mother's favorite vase.

Erika Tiffany-Smith arrives on the island looking for a place to build a hotel.

Gilligan and the Skipper suspect one of the castaways of murder.

The Professor uses a communications cable found in the lagoon to build a telephone.

The men learn Mary Ann's boyfriend has married another woman.

Gomer and Carter find themselves involved as unwitting accomplices in a unique robbery situation.

Carter tries to make Gomer's "last days" as comfortable as possible.

Grandpa Pyle gives Gomer a good luck charm which "helps" his self-confidence.

Carter is determined to break the long-term contracts that both he and Gomer signed with a dance studio.

Granny opens her own doctor's office when a doctor refuses to believe she has a cure for the common cold.

The richest woman in the world meets some stiff opposition from Jed when she insists on buying the Clampett mansion.

The Clampetts are unimpressed with the costly champion racehorse Drysdale buys them as an investment.

Banker Drysdale persuades his wife to accept Granny's challenge to a horse-and-buggy race.

A Russian emigre and his visiting brother, who's hoping to defect, appear in court after causing a disturbance at a circus.

Billie helps Harry celebrate his birthday and an unexpected guest arrives in the form of a gun-toting burglar.

Dan is embarrassed when his country-bumpkin parents (Jeanette Nolan, John McIntire) visit.

Four mental patients charged with defrauding a cab driver escape from their psychiatrist after appearing in court.

Norm is the "love target" of his obsessive former secretary.

Sam enlists Carla and Norm to help him race Robin's yacht in the Boston Regatta.

Alexis Smith guest stars as Rebecca's former college professor -- and Sam's new love interest.

Cliff's storehouse of irrelevant facts is tested when he becomes a contestant on "Jeopardy!".

Bob is faced with the possibility that his younger sister may move in with Howard.

Bob takes two of his therapy groups to a rustic retreat for a marathon session that never progresses further than everyone's complaints about the primitive conditions of their accommodations.

Max's undercover role causes his friends to think that he has gone bananas.

Max's friend, Sid Krimm, comes to the rescue to retrieve a list of KAOS agents.

Max's undercover role causes his friends to think that he has gone bananas.

Max's friend, Sid Krimm, comes to the rescue to retrieve a list of KAOS agents.

Sledge acts as Capt. Trunk's bodyguard after the captain is threatened by mobsters.

Sledge (David Rasche) learns that an amorous district attorney (Janice Lynde) is the leader of a group of renegade policemen. David Leisure also guest stars.

David baby-sits a 7-month-old infant.

Ricky is criticized by Ozzie and Harriet for not being more social.

Donna and Alex try to hide disputes from the children.

Donna and Alex fret about Mary's collegiate blind date.

Donna listens to other women's praise of her husband.

Jeff feels responsible for a neighbor's accident.

Rhoda and Charlie, Joe's best friend, meet for the first time and immediately dislike each other.

Rhoda talks Joe into asking her father for the money he needs to save his business.

Rhoda's boyfriend fixes Mary up with the world's most zealous suitor.

Lou's new boss thinks she's in love with him.

Murray becomes depressed when he learns that a former classmate has won a Pulitzer Prize in journalism.

An ex-boyfriend who once broke Mary's heart is threatening to do so again.

The girls meet their new neighbors and experience their first earthquake.

While trying to meet Troy Donahue on a movie set, the girls are mistaken for stunt women.

Laverne agrees to help Shirley in a knife throwing stunt at a grand opening.

Rum-filled candies make Laverne tipsy when she eats too many, risking her new job.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

While Vint is at his stag party, the women have a get-together that turns disastrous.

Naomi and Vint wind up on Mama's doorstep after they're swindled out of their housing investment.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

A tough cruise director (Diane Ladd) takes charge; a husband (Bert Convy) dons a dress to spy on his wife (Patty Duke); Doc's romance crumbles.

A paraplegic former tennis pro meets her critic, a sportswriter; a Mexican stowaway creates havoc; a practical joker learns a lesson.

Norman's wife walks out on him, then returns unexpectedly.

The Rev. Pickert tries to do a good deed, but it backfires. "Love and the Big Date": Bill and Hank vie for a date with the same girl on a game show.

Harold Gould hires an actress to help him get out of an impulsive engagement.

Holly and Paul re-enact their first meeting; Howard visits Phyllis' father in jail to ask for her hand.

A high school senior falls head over heels in love with Sam.

Goober helps an author and his wife who have just moved to Mayberry.

Aunt Bee falls for the captain while on a cruise.

Aunt Bee has second thoughts after a ship's captain proposes.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Greg tries a new hair tonic just before graduation he bought to help his little brother, but it turns his hair orange.

Bill takes Buffy to a resort hotel on Puerto Rico.

Danny puts Rusty in a ticket-selling contest.

Donna insists her marriage has become dull and routine.

Uncle Charley buys a trotting horse in hopes of recapturing old racing glories.

While Robbie is on military maneuvers, each member of his family inadvertently winds up as a military prisoner.

Lucy nurses Sammy Davis Jr. after a series of blows to his nose.

Lucy can't remember the name of a man who claims to have been in love with her.

Lucy appears in Hedda Hopper's gossip column.

Lucy hears that Ricky's movie will be shelved.

An underworld figure involves Rob, Sally and Buddy in an unusual writing assignment.

Mary tries to keep smiling through some bad luck.

Fonzie reluctantly agrees to become a partner in one of Howard's inventions.

"The Dating Game" selects Lenny and Squiggy as contestants.

A cruise to China brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests John Forsythe, Ursula Andress, Linda Evans.

A China cruise brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests Lee Majors, Michael Constantine, Lee Horsley.

A burglar on the loose in Beverly Hills tries to deceive the Clampetts before robbing their mansion.

Granny discovers an ostrich gulping tomatoes in her backyard and thinks it's a giant chicken.

Mama and Eunice share confidences in jail.

Mama goes to work for a travel agency.

Fred's new color television set may be the same one that was stolen from Grady.

Lamont and Rolla go into a gay bar by mistake during a night out on the town.

Gloria goes into labor in an Italian restaurant and becomes stuck. It appears she may have her baby in the phone booth.

Edith and Archie arrive at the hospital and alarmed when they learn that Mike and Gloria have not yet arrived. Meanwhile, Gloria is rescued from the phone booth and later arrives at the hospital and soon must battle through a slow delivery.

Joy meets a great guy in the waiting room of her therapist; Elka tries to train a rescue dog; Victoria attempts to jump-start her career.

Melanie dates a basketball coach for the Cavaliers; Victoria takes a job as a local news personality; Joy gets engaged to a homeless man (Jon Lovitz).

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

Rebecca is on cloud nine following an enchanting evening with Robin Colcord (Roger Rees), much to Sam's chagrin.

Sam faces a moral dilemma as he debates telling Rebecca about Robin's (Roger Rees) cheating ways.

Tony is placed in a difficult situation when an aging boxer challenges him to a fight.

Invoking his ESP, Felix warns a skeptical Oscar not to attend a banquet.

Jerry suggests that all the doctors in the building form a co-op to treat each other for free. This leads to chaos and hostility that find expression in Bob's special all-doctor therapy group.

When a KAOS agent with a Maxwell Smart mask shoots a bank guard, Max gets blamed.

Ralph sees baby clothes Alice made for some extra money and thinks they're having a baby, so he gets a job as a Santa Claus to make enough cash to support a family.

Furloughed Bilko tries to avoid Joan in New York.

Guest Gloria Swanson arrives for the Q&A, but she only has eyes for Lyle; sketches include a "Carol & Sis" where the Bradfords try to discourage an elevator operator who only has eyes for Carol.

A girl's policeman father objects to Dobie.

Mrs. Davis gets in trouble for unwittingly selling phony tickets to the Policeman's Ball around school, including to Mr. Coklin who wants to win a charity award.

Billie Jo enters the family dog into a pet food company's contest.

An office prank leaves Don with no street clothes.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns back home when Michelle gets sick.

Jesse moonlights as an Elvis Presley look-alike to earn money for a demo record.

Joey learns that D.J. skipped school to get a rock star's (Stacey Q) autograph.

A widower with three sons marries a widow with three daughters.

Cissy's new friend is the jet-set daughter of a famed theatrical team.

Rusty is unwilling to confront a school bully.

An ailing singer (James Darren) stays with the Stones.

Everyone in the Douglas family leaves for some romantic place -- leaving Ernie and Uncle Charley at home.

The Douglases cancel a camping trip to play host to unexpected Chinese friends from Bryant Park. With Fred MacMurray and William Demarest.

Craig throws the finals of a local drum competition.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Lucy is tricked into accepting the role of a bull in a television drama.

Desperate over having forgotten their wedding anniversary, Ricky searches for the date.

Rob and Jerry invest in a sailboat and find they have embarked on a disastrous venture.

Rhoda's green thumb convinces her that she should go into the houseplant business.

Fonzie gets a dog to protect himself from girls who come to his house uninvited.

Shirley's dates her dream man but finds out that he is dating her because she looks like his ex.

An old man (David Wayne) meets a seemingly ageless peer; a boy wants Isaac for a father; mishaps befall honeymooners in their cabin.

A young man says he is Doc's son; a client's daughter sidetracks an ad man; an escort pursues an older man's (Chuck Connors) companion.

Sonny pays a return visit to Beverly Hills, rekindling the Clampetts' hopes of a marriage for Elly.

Granny announces she is going back home on doctor business to "fetch" a baby into the world.

Tempers flare after Sonia finds out Buzz has been given a later curfew on the night of the homecoming dance.

Mama takes a weekend trip with an old beau.

Lamont and Julio go into the used auto-parts business and drive Fred to Skid Row.

Fred makes his first airplane trip when his uncle leaves him an inheritance.

Mike and Gloria fight over Mike constantly making decisions without consulting Gloria. To make matters worse, the babysitter for Joey backs out and Mike makes the decision without consulting Gloria to have the wedding in the Stivics' home.

Mike and Gloria are looking forward to having a night on the town for the first time since Joey has been born. However, Archie is distressed when he learns that they have hired a teenager leading Archie to take over babysitting.

Elka tries to seduce Max into staying in Cleveland during winter; Melanie enlists Joy to help her at a senior center; Victoria falls for a man whose children hate her.

Elka tries to get a not-guilty verdict at her trial; Joy becomes enmeshed in scandal when she does a favor for the first lady of Ohio.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

Woody (Woody Harrelson) is more than a little concerned when his girlfriend's mother (Melendy Britt) makes passes at him.

When Lilith's book on `good girls and bad boys' is publicized on a women's talk show, Frasier feels the need to prove that he can be dangerous; Cliff's medication backfires.

A rich couple may thwart Tony's adoption plans.

Howard Cosell and Oscar have a difference of opinion when they meet by chance in Felix's studio.

For the sake of their marriage, as well as Emily's Master's Degree and Bob's heavy work schedule, the Hartleys decide that it would be best if they took up separate residences.

Tired of waiting for Max to pop the question, 99 agrees to marry a casino boss.

Ralph sees baby clothes Alice made for some extra money and thinks they're having a baby, so he gets a job as a Santa Claus to make enough cash to support a family.

Bilko finds uranium beneath Hall's living room.

Paul Sand and Eydie Gorme guest star; including a salute to movie series such as "Dr. Kildaire"; Paul and Eydie join Carol for an outrageous werewolf sketch.

Dobie and Zelda seem headed for the altar.

Miss Brooks helps Mr. Boynton hide a jockey and his horse from gangsters who are owed money; when Billy Bunker shows up at school, the pair try to pass him off as a student by making Mr. Conklin think that he's losing his memory.

Uncle Joe wants to scheme British sportsmen by bringing a buffalo to the Shady Rest and telling them it is a hunting lodge.

Ann learns her new part is insulting to minorities.

Jesse is in trouble when Stephanie plays "beauty parlor" with his hair.

Jesse falls for Danny's new TV co-host on "Wake Up San Francisco.".

D.J. and Kimmy plot to buy themselves a horse, but don't have enough money.

Jesse asks Joey's help on a cat-food ad contest; D.J. and Stephanie get into a fight.

The children read an item in an advice column and are sure it was written by their parents.

The siblings take action to solve a financial crisis.

Danny produces an amateur benefit-performance.

Mary thinks her parents are headed for divorce.

The first time Katie and Robbie (Tina Cole, Don Grady) entertain at home, they imperil the marriage of two close friends.

When two Mrs. Douglases visit Steve (Fred MacMurray) at his new job, his gossipy employees suspect he's a bigamist.

Lucy organizes a protest march to a company stockholders meeting.

Lucy and Viv offer to take over the kitchen chores at a boys camp.

Lucy plots with a bellhop to meet Cornel Wilde.

Lucy and Ethel go to Palm Springs; guest Rock Hudson.

Rob feels very much the hero when he hires a maid for his overworked wife, Laura.

Phyllis thinks her husband may be having an affair with Sue Ann Nivens.

Ralph deserts his dream of becoming a comic when he discovers he can make bigger money as a bookie.

Versions of a night in a motel room vary widely when Lenny and Squiggy leave the room a mess.

A woman captain pursues Gopher; a older couple sees a friend with a younger woman; a former police officer investigates Vicki's friend.

Capt. Stubing does not approve of a trio of club representatives; a divorcing couple take one last cruise together; a matchmaker errs.

A starving but flamboyant vaudeville magician sees Jethro's and Jed's gullibility as a way to get rich quickly.

Granny fears her family plans to send her to an old-folks home when they suggest she'd be happier in a country cottage.

Mama runs out to replace Fran's dress after she accidentally burns a hole in it.

Vint agrees to marry a Portuguese woman so she can get legal U.S. status.

Fred succumbs to Donna's pressures and agrees to get married, but his family has other ideas; Fred and Donna plan to wed in a private ceremony at the Sanford home, and Lamont uses this as a ploy to try to get rid of Donna.

Fred donates a collection of rare jazz albums to a music library in order to get a tax write-off.

It looks like Archie has turned over a new leaf when he befriends a Jewish man.

Mike may miss an opportunity for a promotion because of his race.

The women go looking for Elka in Amish country; Joy faces deportation; Victoria finds herself accepted in the Amish community.

The son Joy gave up stops by for a surprise visit; the women are on alert when Victoria's prison pen pal heads their way.

A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

Rebecca's plans for a romantic day with Robin are ruined when Robin enters into a game of one-upmanship with Sam at the bar.

Carla's low estimation of Eddie's estate leads her to agree to a 50-50 split with his other widow (Anne De Salvo).

Romantic sparks start to fly uncontrollably when Latka meets Simka Dahblitz, who is from his native country.

Oscar accuses the director of Felix's creative-writing class of fraudulent advertising.