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Filmed in Australia. Segments include: A ham actress is too drunk to go on stage but performs anyway, wreaking havoc with her understudy and co-star; the world's oldest living symphony orchestra conductor; Carol performs "It's Today.".

No one claims a purse Maynard found.

Walter plays an early April Fool's Day trick on Mr. Conklin by pretending to be a radio quiz host and telling him that he's won a TV.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

A smart-mouthed creature, ALF (aka Alien Life Form), crash-lands in a suburban garage. His spaceship is beyond repair, he's ugly, he's short, he's got a bad attitude. What's a family to do? Why, take in the furry creature, of course, and watch as he comments on humankind and tries to eat the cat -- a delicacy on his home planet of Melmac.

Michelle has a crush on Rebecca's nephew; a scary movie gives Stephanie nightmares.

D.J. wants Danny to get her grade changed in class, but is upset when he kisses her Spanish teacher.

The loss of a beloved teddy bear prompts fond recollections of the girls' mother.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

Davy stands in for his double, a threatened prince.

The boys pose as aerialists to save a circus.

Profiling alligators.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

One of Jan's practical jokes boomerangs and she becomes her own victim.

Greg admits to smoking a cigarette and promises not to do it again.

Jan thinks she is being given the cold-shoulder at school because of her blonde hair. She buys a brunette wig to gain attention at a party.

Peter is razzed by his football team for being a member of the choir.

Gilligan discovers an island bush with seeds that make mind reading possible.

Everyone receives an invitation to the Howells' party except the Skipper.

An experimental robot launched by the Air Force parachutes onto the island.

Mr. Howell organizes an army and appoints himself general after the castaways are attacked.

When Sgt. Carter announces his intention to quit the Corps, the men try to change his mind.

Gomer is delighted to find a real buddy -- a country boy from back home.

Sgt. Carter's love life takes a brighter turn when Gomer starts writing him anonymous notes.

After getting a "Dear John" letter, Sgt. Carter discovers that the "other man" is Gomer.

A birdwatcher (Wally Cox) endangers Elly's romance; Jethro is hired as Dash Riprock's stunt double.

Jethro is elated, sure he's going to be twice as big a movie star as Dash Riprock, when he lands a job as Dash's double.

Professor Biddle, the meek leader of Biddle's Bird Watchers, guzzles Granny's tonic and turns into a tiger.

Jethro decides he's ready for college and enrolls in the only one that will accept him.

Selma's Florida-bound old flame (Jack Gilford) wants her to move with him.

Everyone falls under the curse of a Gypsy fortuneteller who believes she was treated unfairly in court.

A promoter encourages Bull to become a professional wrestler.

Dan's colleagues question his ulterior motives when he proposes to an awkward heiress.

Rebecca suspects Robin of an ulterior motive after she moves in with him.

Robin (Roger Rees) and Rebecca face criminal charges following an ill-fated corporate takeover attempt.

Sam denies the rumor that he has added Rebecca to his list of "conquests.".

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

Having preached honesty in relationships to his patients, Bob decides to follow his own advice. Immediately he offends two dinner guests and starts an argument with Emily.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

KAOS frustrates CONTROL's every attempt to protect U.S. athletes while at their meets.

KAOS taps CONTROL's hot line and, imitating the president, orders new directives for CONTROL.

KAOS frustrates CONTROL's every attempt to protect U.S. athletes while at their meets.

KAOS taps CONTROL's hot line and, imitating the president, orders new directives for CONTROL.

When a number of babies at the maternity ward of a local hospital vanish, Hammer and Doreau (David Rasche, Anne-Marie Martin) investigate.

Sledge becomes a contestant on a game show to investigate the reigning champion's death. Guest: Peter Marshall.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Bodybuilders make a special appearance for Groucho Marx.

Ozzie mourns the lack of Thanksgiving leftovers.

Thorny's lack of gratitude over a birthday gift confuses Ozzie.

Mary keeps the secret of a friend planning to elope.

Jeff hides a runaway friend in the basement.

Donna lectures a disc jockey on the job of housewife.

A free-spirited family friend has an effect on Jeff.

Rhoda discovers that Joe has been visiting a doctor without telling her.

Rhoda and Brenda take Ida on her very first trip to the doctor.

A phone call from his estranged father sends Ted into emotional turmoil.

Mary's ex-boyfriend gets a job in the newsroom.

Mary promises to find separated Lou a date.

Rhoda is madly in love with the owner of the store she works in but has no idea how he feels about her.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

Carmine's new comedy act has everyone laughing -- except his friends.

Ellen is named Woman of the Year by the Raytown Country Club.

Naomi thinks she is pregnant.

Vint tries to get to the bottom of Mama's mishap.

Naomi is victimized by obscene phone calls.

A woman (Mildred Natwick) tries to marry her brother to a friend (Helen Hayes); a mystery caller bothers a woman; Doc swears off women; a man falls for a protected witness; guest James MacArthur.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

When Biff and Tippy auction off their possessions prior to divorcing, they find each item valuable.

A couple finds that their cabin might contain a lot of cash; Ben and Ruth decide they need help from a marriage counselor.

A wedding date conflicts with a writer's deadline; a baker loses the girl for his cake.

A bachelor becomes an instant family man to qualify for a date with a gorgeous woman.

Goober teaches high-school driver education and collides with the principal's car.

Howard, eager to share hobbies with his new girlfriend, finds out she likes skydiving.

Mike and Harold have an argument just before the annual fishing trip.

Sam is embarrassed when his bean crop fails and Millie's prospers.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

When Jan develops an allergy, it is feared that she is allergic to her new father.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Relatives clash in the Williams household.

A grateful patient's husband offers Alex an investment.

The baby stirs inside Katie, and Robbie suddenly sheds his youthful ways.

Because he's about to become a grandfather, Steve has an easier time working out a contract with a general.

Lucy tries to convince Harry that the wedding party at his house is actually a surprise birthday party for him.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

Lucy and Ethel try to take a memento of California back to New York with them.

John Wayne helps Lucy return the cement block with his footprints.

A chorus girl on "The Alan Brady Show" falls desperately in love with Rob.

A congresswoman with whom Mary worked on a news show accepts Mary's very casual invitation to dinner.

Fonzie will have nothing more to do with his cousin Chachi after he skips school and cheats on an exam.

The girls regret writing a nasty note to their boss -- after it's been delivered to his office.

Julie falls for a singer (Engelbert Humperdinck); Doc and Gopher vie for an invalid's nurse; a man (Mark Harmon) learns about his boss.

A former film actress (Claire Trevor) meets her daughter; a widow (Arlene Dahl) falls for the ship's engineer; newlyweds predict doom.

Granny, who used to spend 10 hours a day on her party line back home, demands a party-line phone in Beverly Hills.

Granny hopes to win Elly a husband by entering an old family dish in a recipe contest and signing Elly's name to it.

The family learns Ellen dates a younger man.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she find's Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

Victoria's daughter (Jennifer Love Hewitt) comes to visit; Melanie and Joy meet a secret admirer who seeks one of their hearts.

Victoria and Joy try to get revenge on Victoria's nemesis; Melanie's new boyfriend likes her feet.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage baby sitter has a crush on Laura.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

The gang has reservations about Sam's desire to rehire Rebecca.

Rebecca is upset when the press has a field day with her former rival, who identifies herself as Robin Colcord's true love.

Tired of driving ill-fixed cabs, the cabbies go on strike; Louie offers a solution.

Oscar and Felix are invited to appear on a TV game show.

Bob forms an all-women consciousness-raising group. He gets kicked out after Emily joins and inadvertently points out some of the unliberated areas in their own marriage.

Max and 99 team up with agent Samuels in a search for a mysterious spy.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

Guests Anthony Newley and Dick Martin are anything but clueless in tonight's tribute to detectives in the movies; Carol and Vicki are single and ready to mingle in a sketch set in a singles bar.

Dobie tries to prevent a classmate from dropping out.

After hearing Mr. Boynton say he'll marry when he's too old to enjoy anything else, Miss Brooks schemes with Angela to make him feel ancient.

Charley and Floyd are sent to pick apples for Kate's special recipe.

Milton Berle and Danny Thomas want to buy Ann's old trunk.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

Jesse, Stephanie and Michelle get trapped in a gas station just as Michelle's birthday party is about to begin.

Mike and Carol are having difficulty adjusting their two families to living in one house.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Everyone is puzzled when Danny acquires a more mild personality.

Donna learns a retiring doctor wants to keep working.

Uncle Charley (William Demarest) prepares himself as a baby nurse by hiring himself out as a baby sitter.

Expectant Katie (Tina Cole) is distressed by her hugeness until she learns she is to have more than one baby.

Lucy discovers a horror chamber in Vincent Price's house.

Lucy loses a contact lens in a chocolate cake made for a charity sale.

When Ricky refuses to entertain at a studio party, Lucy accepts in his place.

Ricky sells his car and the Mertzes think they are being stranded in California.

Rob gets a chilly reception from co-workers after Laura tells a visiting journalist that he is the main creative force behind "The Alan Brady Show.".

Mary tries to get Lou and his wife back together.

Marion orders Fonzie to go to the hospital for a much-needed tonsillectomy.

After breaking into their boss's office, the girls discover interesting information.

A disguised woman (Markie Post) tries to elude a detective; Julie dates a dolt; a secretary blackmails a married author (Tom Poston).

A wealthy widow holds a gambling cruise for charity; a bride wagers her wedding money; a woman drops a valuable coin in a slot machine.

Jethro falls for a waitress who gives him the brushoff until she learns he's a friend of Dash Riprock's.

Blackmailers use hidden photographic and recording devices to trap unsuspecting Jed.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Mama's paralyzing back problems flare up just when guests start arriving for Naomi's dinner party.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

An estranged Archie and Edith are determined to prove to each other that they are perfectly content going their separate ways.

Gloria tries to pressure Archie into taking Edith out for a night on the town.

This season's most memorable moments.

Melanie and Joy's plan backfires; Elka gets an unexpected proposal; Victoria gives her old flame a minor heart attack.

Rob is offered a job as humor consultant on a magazine for men-about-town.

Sally Rogers is romanced by her "secret" admirer -- the owner of Monker's Delicatessen.

Cliff has his visiting mother (Frances Sternhagen) stay at Woody's place.

Norm campaigns to save his favorite eatery, the Hungry Heifer, which is slated to close.

Shop steward Elaine settles the strike by agreeing to Louie's deal.

Oscar steps in after Felix complains of an inability to communicate with his daughter.

After renewing an acquaintance with the beautiful and free-spirited Courtney Simpson, Jerry decides to give up his dental practice: he wants to follow his dreams of romance and adventure by following Courtney to Tahiti.

CONTROL makes a deal with Kinsey Krispin to find his wife in exchange for a list of enemy agents.

Part 2/2. The Kramdens and Nortons find out the cottage they own is not the one they originally looked at.

Bilko tries to teach Doberman about card sharks.

Tim Conway and Steve Lawrence guest star, taking part in TV commercial spoofs; Tim also appears as The Oldest Man -- now working as a dresser for the theatre -- and in a pantomime sketch with Carol.

A French artist's daughter goes after Herbert.

Principal Conklin is unhappy when Walter Denton takes a romantic interest in his daughter.

Kate hears a rumor that Billie Jo had become engaged to Dan Plout, the son of her arch enemy, Selma Plout.

Don breaks his engagement with Ann.

Stephanie suddenly becomes very possessive of her dad; D.J. gets her first blemish.

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Cindy's favorite doll is missing and the family thinks Bobby has hidden it.

Bill searches the Spanish countryside for the missing twins.

Danny helps an impressive country singer land an engagement at an exclusive supper club. Guest: Judy Canova.

The family hires a housekeeper for fund-raiser Donna.

Katie gives birth to identical triplet sons, and Steve must adjust to the fact that he is a grandfather -- three times over.

The triplets come home from the hospital, but Robbie finds he is unprepared for the attention they are getting.

A diamond cutter (Wally Cox) uses Lucy's home as a secret workshop.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

Lucy, unaccustomed to train travel, envisions intrigue and romance.

When the Ricardos return from Hollywood, Ricky is hailed as a major celebrity.

When a handsome bachelor moves in next door, Rob and Laura turn matchmakers.

Phyllis decides Ted would make an ideal candidate for the city council.

Richie, Potsie and Ralph move into a dilapidated, one-bedroom apartment.

The girls discover that they are the dessert to a fancy dinner date.

Show business veterans (Carol Channing, Betty White) eye a publisher; a man meets his ex-wife's fiance; wife abuse concerns Stubing.

Vicki's friend (Danielle Brisebois) has a problem; a man hides his wife from a womanizing boss; a woman bestows kisses upon the crew.

Having failed in their attempt to fleece Jed, two blackmailers turn their attention to Mr. Drysdale.

Jethro shops around for a gorilla when Elly's pet chimpanzee proves too small to relieve him of his household chores.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

When Lamont is hit in the nose over the affections of a girl, he decides to take karate lessons.

A woman with whom Grady had a drunken fling mistakes him for her fiance, Fred Sanford.

The Stivics are shocked when they are told that Archie has joined the ranks of the nation's unemployed.

Archie gets a job as a janitor, but a college graduate that applied for the same position threatens to commit suicide. Archie does his best to keep the man from leaping to his death.

Elka and Fred meet with Reverend Boyce; Victoria tests out a new Mrs. Ladypants product; bridezilla's bidding.

When Elka disappears the morning of her wedding, Joy, Melanie and Victoria try to put together their memories of the bachelorette party to find the bride.

On their way to an appointment with Laura's doctor, Rob and his pregnant wife end up stuck in an elevator with an inept armed robber (Don Rickles).

The Alan Brady writers entertain at a prison and Rob gets locked up with the inmates.

Lilith and Frasier are shocked to discover that their son is only of average intelligence; Rebecca grows desperate for her jailed lover, Robin (Roger Rees).

John McLaughlin moderates a 200th-episode retrospective that includes a question-and-answer session with the cast, rare clips and anecdotes.

Louie and the cabbies pool all their cash to buy a painting at an auction, planning to cash in big when the artist dies.

When Oscar's ulcer begins acting up, Felix decides an ocean voyage will do them both good.