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The Clampetts acquire a hippopotamus when an advertising scheme by Mr. Drysdale backfires.

Granny's attempt to dispense her free tonic at the bank results in another run-in with Dr. Clyburn.

Lester Flatt and Earl Scruggs revisit the Clampetts.

Mr. Drysdale's 11-year-old nephew swindles the Clampetts out of all their valuable art objects.

Christine's father decides to resume dating, but he ends up in court charged with solicitation of a prostitute.

Mac (Charles Robinson) is crushed when his grandfather disapproves of his Vietnamese bride, Quon Le (Denice Kumagai).

Dan's(John Larroquette) former college buddy (guest star Jim Bailey) has had a sex-change operation.

Dan (John Larroquette) is fired when he fails to get along with his diminutive new boss (Daniel Frishman). Guest: Robert Englund.

Sam is bitten by the baby bug while spending time with Frasier and Lilith's son.

Sam's passion for making a baby with Rebecca is dampened by thoughts of parental responsibility.

While the boys are on a road trip to discover their manhood, Rebecca and Lilith ogle the relief bartender.

A retiring psychic (Georgia Brown) convinces Carla she is clairvoyant and should take over her business.

Howard insists on joining Bob and Emily's anniversary dinner at a fashionable Chicago restaurant in order to enlist their aid in popping the question to Ellen. But he chokes up in the clutch, and Bob is forced to do the proposing for him.

When an unseen member, a Mr. Gianelli, threatens to turn the group's annual surprise party into a disaster, Bob kicks him out of the group, and his decision meets with instant approval until Mr. Gianelli dies under a ton of zucchini.

Emily accuses Bob of being stuck in a middle-aged rut and challenges him to switch family responsibilities.

Bob and Emily invite Carol to share her "heavy" experiences with the overweight workshop.

Their efforts to get ashore put both Max and the chief in the brig.

The Smarts' honeymoon is delayed by a KAOS plot to sabotage the American fleet.

Sledge (David Rasche) loses his cool when a gang of hoods steal his prized Magnum. Bill Dana and Allan Miller guest star.

Dori sets out to expose a suave thief who convinces Sledge that he is his long-lost brother.

Pioneer aviatrix Ruth Elder competes to win fabulous prizes.

A 91-year-old grandfather competes to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie and Thorny don't show much enthusiasm for a basketball game between their families.

Ozzie grapples with worries.

Alex and Donna think Mary is out after curfew.

An invitation to a bachelor party delights Alex.

Donna insists Jeff play the trumpet.

Donna sells pickles to make up a charity deficit.

Ida is tempted to have an affair when she finds herself attracted to her doctor.

Rhoda and Joe have a difficult time celebrating their first anniversary pleasantly because of their tempers.

Mary's research for a news special involves spending every night for a week in a singles bar.

Mary faces a jail term when she refuses to reveal her source for a story about graft in high places.

Mary's romance with a very handsome man progresses nicely, until everyone convinces her she likes him for his looks only.

Ted takes advantage of Lou's new image as the office "pussycat.".

The girls search for an earring Laverne lost while on a date with a phony producer.

Laverne has doubts about moving in with her beau after Lenny's surprise visit.

Shirley tries to convince Carmine to be the groom when she is offered a free wedding reception.

Squiggy is jealous of Lenny's relationship with an attractive woman.

Naomi feels neglected when Vint decides to join an elite men's club.

Mama suspects Naomi of trying to cash in on Vint's life insurance policy.

Mama helps Aunt Effie recover from a concussion.

Bubba learns he has to attend night school to graduate high school; when it is revealed that Mama doesn't have her high school diploma, she joins him, but she is soon faced with the same problem she was some 40 years ago.

Passengers find romance aboard a cruise ship.

Twins (Diana Canova in a dual role) pretend to be one person; Julie's old flame (David Hedison) returns; an old couple may be jinxed.

A couple tries to get a deal on a custom bed.

John gets a distress call from Paul, his ex-wife's new husband; in "Love and the Joker," Bill's practical jokes threaten his romance.

Ralph and Betty are about to be married. "Love and the Rug" Jerry confesses to his bride-to-be that he is bald.

A gangster is very protective of his daughter and whom she dates.

The Mayberry church committee goes to Siler City in search of a bell for their steeple.

The town turns out for a welcoming of their sister city from Mexico.

Andy returns to Mayberry with his wife Helen and their new baby.

Sam, Millie, Howard and Emmett help an old friend to keep his business open.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Danny has more dates than he can keep after a San Francisco magazine names him bachelor of the month; Danny is more interested in his new co-host.

Michelle blames Joey for her fall while learning to ride a bike.

Mike's horoscope predicts that a strange woman will come into his life.

An ex-convict ask Bill for help finding a job.

A woman columnist deflates Danny's ego.

New parents fret over the health of their baby.

Ernie's (Barry Livingston) Latin American pen pal astonishes him by showing up in person at the Douglas home.

Ernie (Barry Livingston), convinced he has ESP, predicts disaster if Robbie and Katie (Don Grady, Tina Cole) keep a doctor's appointment.

Harry makes Lucy work the weekend while he takes the kids to Mexico.

Lucy and the Countess are invited to an annual wine-tasting contest.

Lucy and Ricky are trapped by an Alpine avalanche.

Lucy feels guilty when she realizes the next day is Little Ricky's birthday and wants to call him.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

When Rhoda introduces her boyfriend to Mary, he becomes interested in her.

Potsie panics when he faces the fraternity initiation for being pinned to a sorority girl.

Shirley is infuriated when she sees Rhonda wearing a fur coat.

Isaac helps a widow's son (Emmanuel Lewis); a blind woman thinks she's found a man she loved; a federal agent uses a girl's friendship.

A dying woman meets a man trying to get into heaven; Gopher's old flame seeks a marriage proposal; a woman harasses a soap-opera star.

Mrs. Drysdale's attempt to grow prize-winning dahlias renews her feud with Granny.

The Clampetts learn that they have inherited a castle and prepare for a journey to England.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

Iola and Mama set out to prove that Vint isn't Raytown's serial burglar.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

When a crowded subway is invaded by an obnoxious drunk, Mike violates one of his strongest principles.

The Bunker home is ravaged by fire -- then by Archie -- in an effort to collect more insurance money.

Melanie, Joy and Victoria try to join a prestigious Cleveland country club, but they discover that Elka has a long history with the club's president.

Joy dates a guy she thinks is her teen crush; Victoria wants to fire the cleaning-averse housekeeper; Melanie's pretentious professor date makes her feel stupid; Elka's fed up with her writing partner.

Rob learns that a song he helped write is about to become a hit.

The Petries face a problem when Ritchie is beaten up by a girl.

Norm cannot be moved when he injures his back while painting Frasier and Lilith's apartment.

Cliff prepares for the worst when he introduces his mother to Margaret; Rebecca's fertility plan leaves Sam cold.

Bobby agrees to be Tony's agent; he is shocked when Tony gets hired at his first audition.

Oscar's dentist invents a superglue, offering him a piece of the action for front money.