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The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

Maynard and Dobie scheme to pass a test.

When being stalked by a mysterious man with a black moustache, the stranger forces Connie to a TV studio where she's guest of honor on the "Here is Your Past" TV program and is confronted by friends who are mad at her.

Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.

ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer.

Two crooks dupe Peter into copying an art masterpiece.

Profiling the care of senior pets.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Gomer's fortunetelling grandma comes to visit and makes dire predictions for Carter.

Drysdale loses an office to his wife's nephew.

The Clampetts visit Hooterville, and Jed arranges to go into the airline business with pilot Steve Elliott.

Jed forms an airline with farmer Howard Hewes, then Drysdale gets involved.

Silver Dollar City's mayor is fixing to send Shorty back to the hills; Jed Clampett and Shad Heller conspire to line up Shorty Kellems as a husband for the strong-minded widow Elverna Bradshaw.

Dan (John Larroquette) saves Christine's (Markie Post) life and insists that she sleep with him to return the favor.

Dan (John Larroquette) is tormented by a woman (Fran Drescher) with a split personality; Bull's (Richard Moll) children's story is deemed too frightening for kids.

Dan collapses when he returns to work too soon after having an operation.

Dan (John Larroquette) slips into a coma after an amorous former girlfriend (Leslie Bevis) pays him a visit in the hospital.

Sam becomes jealous when his impressive older brother Derek drops by the bar and charms Diane.

Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.

The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane.

Carla's promiscuous sister (Rhea Perlman in a dual role) hits on everyone in the bar -- including naive Cliff.

Hot baby news is the order of the day when Carol announces that she's expecting a baby. Then Emily drops her bombshell and Bob nearly comes unglued at the prospect of becoming a father.

Bob sees his well-ordered life turned topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence.

Bob's attempt to help men leaving prison to re-enter society has him climbing the walls.

A ventriloquist seeks Bob's help when his dummy threatens to break up their act; Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl (Hope Alexander-Willis).

When Agent 99 is kidnapped and replaced with an exact duplicate by KAOS, the Chief wants to know why.

Max and the Chief try to find out how KAOS is gathering secret information.

While posing as a zillionaire car dealer, Sledge (David Rasche) falls into a beautiful widow's (Victoria Carroll) clutches.

Sledge fails to save a woman from murder, but insists she has returned to life.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Actress Irish McCalla is featured on the classic quiz show.

Guilt propels Ozzie into a spending spree.

Ozzie turns town shopping with Harriet because of his cold, but ends up feeling better to go bowling with Thorny.

The Stones fret when Mary's date arrives in a jalopy.

The school tells Donna and Alex that Jeff is a genius.

The Stones fear their handyman has stolen $20.

Appendectomy-patient Alex is miserable in the hospital.

When Brenda turns down Lenny's marriage proposal, he quits his job and falls into a state of depression.

Rhoda's lack of money is forcing her window-dressing service out of business.

The man Phyllis dates for intellectual purposes creates a triangle when he starts dating Mary, too.

Murray considers having a fling after meeting a woman at one of Mary's parties.

Ted's mother decides to live with her boyfriend without marrying him.

Murray, the father of three daughters, decides he wants a son.

After someone steals Shirley's poodle skirt and Laverne's sweater, the girls become police decoys.

Lenny and Squiggy set up a bachelor pad in the girls' building.

A German deliveryman faints in the girls apartment causing them to use their nursing skills.

The coordinator of the annual Shotz Brewery Talent Show may not let the girls perform.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

Mrs. Davis describes Mr. Whipple as an impoverished man who hasn't eaten in 10 days, so the gang descends on Whipple's home with food and clothes, unaware that he's actually a multi-millionaire who's simply been on a 10-day diet.

Stubing's father makes life difficult for his son; a dog traps a frightened passenger in his cabin; three girls play a joke on two men.