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Lucy finally finds what she believes to be the perfect solution for getting into show business. After Ethel gives her a book about psychological diseases, Lucy pretends to suffer from numerous ailments so that Ricky will feel sorry for her.

When Ricky refuses to appear in Lucy's play "A Tree Grows in Havana," she rewrites it as "The Perils of Pamela." Ricky learns that a Hollywood producer will see the show, so he appears onstage dressed for the original version of Lucy's play.

Rob receives a ransom demand of $2,500 for his lost television script.

Murray considers having an affair when he becomes attracted to a school principal.

Joanie takes up smoking cigarettes in order to join a cool girls' club.

When Carmine finds another girlfriend, Shirley gets depressed and vows never to date again.

Stubing has prenuptial jitters; Ace is prepared to take over as purser if Gopher accepts an offer to manage a tropical resort.

Stubing's ex-wife arrives with her new husband; a girl cheers a would-be bride; a politician's fiancee discovers she is a centerfold.

Shorty Kellems, proprietor of the hotel in Silver Dollar, sells out and moves west to join the Clampetts.

Trying to get Shorty to deposit money in his bank, Mr. Drysdale plies the mountaineer with girls and games.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) sets out to recruit men for a church-sponsored dance.

Vint (Ken Berry) must choose between Mama and Naomi (Vicki Lawrence Schultz, Dorothy Lyman) when he wins a dinner for two.

Fred gets a job as a busboy in a restaurant to pay back a loan.

A person comes to visit, claiming that he and Fred were friends 40 years ago.

Archie keeps Edith so busy that she doesn't get the chance to tell him that work is hazardous to her health.

Edith manages to drag Archie to church on their anniversary while Gloria and Mike try to whip up a party.

Melanie is pushed into going on a date with Ross Barkley; Joy hides her feelings for Mitch.

The ladies are stuck in the house with some unwanted guests during a super storm; Elka believes the ghost of a murdered woman has returned to seek revenge.

Laura begins to worry when Rob has to work nights with a beautiful TV star.

Rob invites an old Army pal home and begins to fear he is a jewel thief.

Sam and Diane dare each other to find the other's perfect date.

Diane is furious when Sam enters a photo of her in the annual Miss Boston Barmaid contest.

Tony returns to boxing as the manager of a young heavyweight.

After turning down the role of Scrooge in a Christmas play, Oscar kicks Felix out of the apartment.

Bob offers to help Carol's husband, Larry, with his travel agency. In return, Larry turns the psychologist's reception area into a mini-Polynesian village.

Max is assigned to protect a KAOS agent who is defecting to CONTROL.

Part 2/2. When Norton thinks Ralph is suicidal, he doesn't leave him for a minute.

Bilko requests a transfer after his commanding officer's restrictions bother him.

Martha Raye and Betty Grable guest in the soap opera spoof "As The Stomach Turns:; A Beautiful Legs contest reveals stiff competition from an unlikely entrant.

Finances complicate Dobie's latest romance.

Walter tricks the principal into approving "Turnabout Day," so the teachers become the students, and students act as teachers, with Walter as principal.

Kate becomes an anonymous celebrity when she writes a lovelorn column for the local paper.

Ann, working as a door-to-door saleswoman, innocently unloads a defective shipment of footwear on her friends.

A woman from Joey's past re-enters his life; D.J. and Stephanie are handcuffed together -- and the key is lost.

The entire family pitches in when Jesse accidentally double-books the band.

While on a trip to Nevada, D.J. and Stephanie hit the jackpot.

Family members try to talk Jesse and Rebecca (Lori Loughlin) out of a hasty Lake Tahoe wedding.

Cindy develops tonsillitis the weekend Mike is planning to take the family on his boss's boat.

Bill proposes to a Frenchwoman in Tahiti.

Kathy storms out of the house when she and Danny argue over who is in charge.

Mary falls for a young intern.

Ernie (Barry Livingston) gets a date for the school dance but he has no car.

Dodie vanishes while downtown with Ernie.

Lucy is cursed after saving the life of a Chinese laundryman.

Lucy and Mr. Mooney sign up for Mickey Rooney's acting school.

The two couples have a fun evening singing until the Mertzes go home and hear the Ricardos still singing in the apartment above. Arguments occur between the friends and, to break out of their lease, the Ricardos invite Ricky's band over to play.

When Lucy learns that there is an opening in one of Ricky's acts for a ballet dancer, as well as a burlesque comedienne, Lucy decides to take a ballet class, which leads to disastrous results.

Rob resorts to psychological warfare to get even with a practical joker.

Sue Ann plays the "good sport" when a younger woman with no experience takes over her show.

Richie's advice in his newspaper column almost destroys Potsie and Ralph's friendship.

The gang suspects ulterior motives in Shirl's promotion when Laverne is more experienced.

A man dresses as a woman to chase a girl he loves; a long-wed couple rediscover each other; a detective falls for the woman he tails.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

Granny punishes Jethro for leading too wild a Hollywood life with Shorty Kellems.

Mrs. Drysdale's nephew leaves the Air Force.

Mama describes parenthood to Naomi's childbirth class.

Mama (Vicki Lawrence Schultz) hopes to become a member of an exclusive women's club.

Fred plays an important role when Esther tries to adopt a child, but her husband is drunk during the adoption agency's visit.

Esther and Woodrow are not pleased with Daniel, their newly adopted son with a different religious belief.

After learning that Mike has written a letter of criticism to President Nixon, Archie counters with a letter of praise.

Archie tries to sue for whiplash after he is in a minor auto accident.

The ladies are surprised by how they are portrayed in a play that was written and directed by Elka.

Joy decides to reveal her feelings to Mitch, but a dating coach gets in the way; Victoria is smitten by a screenwriter.

Laura's plans for a quiet weekend in the country are spoiled when Buddy convinces Rob to take care of his German shepherd.

Rob and Ritchie find themselves more than a little lost when Laura briefly resumes her dancing career.

Sam discovers Coach is being ripped off in his daily gin games.

Diane's well-to-do mother will lose her inheritance if Diane isn't married within 24 hours.

Elaine enlists the help of a woman's organization when Louie stoops to spying on her in the ladies' room.

When $50 is missing from the poker bank, Felix suspects Oscar of taking the money.

Bob offers sound psychological advice to his wife and his therapy group on how to handle anger. Then he proceeds to lose his temper when dealing with a garage mechanic.

Max is assigned to retrieve a bottle of a new type of liquid rocket fuel.

When Ralph buys a watch as a wedding present for the boss's daughter, Alice thinks it is for her.

Bilko whips up a zany play that he hopes will land the gang in a rest camp.

The Rat Pack meets The Burnett Bunch when Peter Lawford guests; sketches include Lawford wooing his mail order bride, Carol, on an Amazonian plantation; Minnie Pearl delivers her down-home country style of comedy.

Maynard and Dobie scheme to pass a test.

When being stalked by a mysterious man with a black moustache, the stranger forces Connie to a TV studio where she's guest of honor on the "Here is Your Past" TV program and is confronted by friends who are mad at her.

Willie and ALF hop on board a freight train in search of adventure.

ALF and the Tanner kids give Willie and Kate a second honeymoon.

Danny's navigational skills leave the family stranded on a deserted island during their Hawaiian vacation.

As the new school year begins, seventh grade causes problems for D.J.

When Jesse and Rebecca suffer relationship woes, the family attempts to patch things up.

Jesse and Joey want Stephanie to apologize to a boy (Whitby Hertford) she has been teasing.

Mike runs for mayor to stop a crooked developer.

Two crooks dupe Peter into copying an art masterpiece.

Profiling the care of senior pets.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Gomer's fortunetelling grandma comes to visit and makes dire predictions for Carter.

Drysdale loses an office to his wife's nephew.

The Clampetts visit Hooterville, and Jed arranges to go into the airline business with pilot Steve Elliott.

Jed forms an airline with farmer Howard Hewes, then Drysdale gets involved.

Silver Dollar City's mayor is fixing to send Shorty back to the hills; Jed Clampett and Shad Heller conspire to line up Shorty Kellems as a husband for the strong-minded widow Elverna Bradshaw.

Dan (John Larroquette) saves Christine's (Markie Post) life and insists that she sleep with him to return the favor.

Dan (John Larroquette) is tormented by a woman (Fran Drescher) with a split personality; Bull's (Richard Moll) children's story is deemed too frightening for kids.

Dan collapses when he returns to work too soon after having an operation.

Dan (John Larroquette) slips into a coma after an amorous former girlfriend (Leslie Bevis) pays him a visit in the hospital.

Sam becomes jealous when his impressive older brother Derek drops by the bar and charms Diane.

Diane's fascination with Sam's older brother brings their long simmering relationship to a boil when the sibling asks Diane to go to Paris with him.

The regular gang finds Sam and Diane's romance hard to believe, a view apparently shared by Diane.

Carla's promiscuous sister (Rhea Perlman in a dual role) hits on everyone in the bar -- including naive Cliff.

Hot baby news is the order of the day when Carol announces that she's expecting a baby. Then Emily drops her bombshell and Bob nearly comes unglued at the prospect of becoming a father.

Bob sees his well-ordered life turned topsy-turvy when he and Emily move to a new Chicago residence.

Bob's attempt to help men leaving prison to re-enter society has him climbing the walls.

A ventriloquist seeks Bob's help when his dummy threatens to break up their act; Jerry is terrified of losing his new dream girl (Hope Alexander-Willis).

When Agent 99 is kidnapped and replaced with an exact duplicate by KAOS, the Chief wants to know why.

Max and the Chief try to find out how KAOS is gathering secret information.

While posing as a zillionaire car dealer, Sledge (David Rasche) falls into a beautiful widow's (Victoria Carroll) clutches.

Sledge fails to save a woman from murder, but insists she has returned to life.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Actress Irish McCalla is featured on the classic quiz show.

Guilt propels Ozzie into a spending spree.

Ozzie turns town shopping with Harriet because of his cold, but ends up feeling better to go bowling with Thorny.

The Stones fret when Mary's date arrives in a jalopy.

The school tells Donna and Alex that Jeff is a genius.

The Stones fear their handyman has stolen $20.

Appendectomy-patient Alex is miserable in the hospital.

When Brenda turns down Lenny's marriage proposal, he quits his job and falls into a state of depression.

Rhoda's lack of money is forcing her window-dressing service out of business.

The man Phyllis dates for intellectual purposes creates a triangle when he starts dating Mary, too.

Murray considers having a fling after meeting a woman at one of Mary's parties.

Ted's mother decides to live with her boyfriend without marrying him.

Murray, the father of three daughters, decides he wants a son.

After someone steals Shirley's poodle skirt and Laverne's sweater, the girls become police decoys.

Lenny and Squiggy set up a bachelor pad in the girls' building.

A German deliveryman faints in the girls apartment causing them to use their nursing skills.

The coordinator of the annual Shotz Brewery Talent Show may not let the girls perform.

Naomi and Vint's (Dorothy Lyman, Ken Berry) baby arrives early.

Evicted Vint shows up with his children.

Vint and Naomi announce wedding plans.

The Harper family competes on "Family Feud.".

Mrs. Davis describes Mr. Whipple as an impoverished man who hasn't eaten in 10 days, so the gang descends on Whipple's home with food and clothes, unaware that he's actually a multi-millionaire who's simply been on a 10-day diet.

Stubing's father makes life difficult for his son; a dog traps a frightened passenger in his cabin; three girls play a joke on two men.