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A new cab driver, who is an aging pro football player, inspires Tony and convinces him to get his boxing license reinstated.

Felix tries to reform after his finicky attitude toward food ruins an otherwise pleasant dinner with his former wife.

Bob's friends close ranks to protect Emily Hartley when a handsome old flame pays her a very warm visit.

When a secret weapon is stolen from CONTROL headquarters, Smart and 99 suspect KAOS has infiltrated.

Feeling left out, Alice and Trixie try to spend more time with their inseparable husbands.

Bilko gets a hot racing tip, but cannot place a bet.

Tim and Carol spar over a late-night phone call; Tim tries to sell Vicki a vacuum cleaner; Carol and company demonstrate their utter lack of talent.

Dobie and Maynard are caught in a Latin American revolt.

Connie hates that her former landlady Mrs. Davis lives alone, so she schemes to get her to move in with her and Angela.

Uncle Joe becomes a fight promoter when he meets a young plumber with the size and strength of a gorilla.

Ann tries to attract a producer's attention.

Danny tries to help after classmates brand D.J. a bad kisser.

When Jesse gets too wrapped up in writing a hit song, a stranger helps him see things in a different light.

Joey insults Ranger Roy on the same day he auditions as a replacement for the retiring children's TV-show host.

D.J. brings her adopt-a-grandparent friend (Whitman Mayo) home for dinner; Jesse agrees to be pregnant for a day.

Peter's wallflower status at a friend's party convinces him he needs a new image.

Bill refuses to fight Jody's classmate's (Clint Howard) father.

Collegian Terry returns with a chic new image.

Alex and Donna visit a misrepresented resort.

Charley fumes when Katy puts the triplets in school.

Dodie (Dawn Lyn) ignores a first-grader who has a crush on her.

Harry turns Lucy's living room into an office while she recovers.

Lucy pretends to be a sailor to track down and get Mr Mooney's signature on some important papers but finds herself stuck aboard a submarine with him.

Lucy thinks Ricky is considering having an affair.

Inspired by a magic trick she saw, Lucy handcuffs herself to Ricky.

Nobody really knows what Sally's new boyfriend does for a living.

Mary and Sue Ann volunteer to be big sisters to two delinquent girls.

Fonzie strikes a bargain with the devil's nephew to go without a kiss for 24 hours to save Chachi's soul.

To earn money, Laverne and Shirley volunteer to be subjects for scientific experiments.

A former client threatens an ex-prostitute's new love; Stubing tries fitness to attract a woman; two grieving people find each other.

Gopher's new love gets him fired; a married man traveling with his mistress sees neighbors; an executive is ordered to charm a widow.

Jethro leaves home when he learns his ugly childhood sweetheart is coming for a visit.

Dick Bremerkamp, a penniless actor, learns the Clampetts are millionaires and courts Elly.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Fred accidentally breaks Lamont's porcelain and glass collection.

Lamont decides to get his own apartment when Fred keeps invading his privacy.

Archie's day turns from bad to worse when, after being told that he must lay off one of his men, he learns the insurance on his home has been canceled.

A news reporter conducting a man-on-the-street interview talks with Archie.

Joy competes for Bob's affection; Elka enlists Melanie's help when her affair takes an unexpected turn; Victoria hires a bodyguard.

A damage control team to cover up the mayor's death; Elka meets a mistress of the mayor's; Victoria confronts a woman who gave her show bad reviews.

Buddy convinces Rob that he and all other American husbands are being dominated by women.

A dinner party for Rob's television sponsor and his wife is enlivened by the arrival of one of Rob's Army buddies.

Coach falls in love and proposes to a woman he has never seen before.

Coach's engagement to Irene becomes complicated after she wins a $2 million lottery.

Elaine hesitantly agrees to let Jim escort her to an art patron's society party.

Oscar learns that Felix's new girlfriend is not just the librarian he thinks she is.

On the eve of being named "Secretary of the Year," Carol informs Bob that she is quitting.

The Chief doubts Smart's sanity when Smart claims a cowboy died in his apartment.

Ralph and Alice have a hard time moving out of their apartment.

Bilko wishes he weren't bald when Joan dates a wavy-haired corporal.

Actors Funt & Mundane score a hit, leading to a performance at the supersized Astro Bowl; guest Hal Linden.

Sleepwalking Maynard is accused of jewel theft.

A set of ridiculous new rules and duties posted by Mr. Conklin has the faculty in a tizzy, so Miss Brooks calls an emergency meeting during lunch at her house.

ALF demands a fair trial after being accused of throwing a ball through the Ochmoneks' window. With Max Wright and Ann Schedeen.

ALF believes that he scared Willie's (Max Wright) uncle to death. With Ann Schedeen.

Danny dreams that Stephanie dances on Broadway; Rebecca cons Jesse into attending her baby shower.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

The 100th episode looks back at the first four seasons, then Rebecca has twins.

Jesse panics when he accidentally mixes up the only means of telling the twins apart; Danny likes his temporary co-host.

Peter trades his guitar for half of a treasure map.

The boys' ballet-company employers are actually spies.

Our host, Marsha Panuce, introduces young viewers to many different and varied animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Opie Taylor from Mayberry runs away from home to join Gomer in the Marines.

A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett.

Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions.

A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land.

Jed and his family are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion.

New Year's Eve in the courtroom finds the judge dealing with a diapered "Mr. 1987" and an escaped convict who's trying to get to Times Square.

A woman disrupts the court proceedings to confess to murdering her husband, while Dan decides to become a donor for a sperm bank.

Depressed over their financial problems, Mac (Charlie Robinson) decides to leave Quon Le (Denise Kumagai).

Christine shocks her coworkers when she announces that she is getting married.

Sam breaks one of his cardinal rules when he dates the wife of a jealous man.

After sharing a pleasant dinner with Frasier's famous psychologist mother, Diane is stunned by the woman's murder threat.

Carla announces that she is giving up the fight for custody of her son.

Diane suffers a mysterious allergic reaction after moving in with Frasier.

At the school where Emily works, low reading scores prompt indignant outbursts and threats from angry parents. Principal Phil Bannister flees their wrath by going on an extended fishing trip, but not before he tells Emily to handle the crisis.

Bob gives up his practice in Chicago to become a professor at a small college in Oregon.

Bob invites Emily to join his fear-of-flying group on a trip to New York, but is surprised to find that Emily also has a fear of flying and refuses to go; after Emily talks with Howard she decides to go, only to back out after boarding the plane.

It's "Vocation Day" in Emily's class, and Bob feels left out when he's not invited. At the last minute, he's asked to fill in, but Emily's worst fears are confirmed when Bob fails to excite the kids' interest.

Agent Maxwell Smart and Agent 99 need to rescue the chief from KAOS.

Smart and 99 learn of a plot to damage U.S. relations with Latin America.

Sledge and Dori tackle a ghoulish case involving a supposedly dead horror-film star seen around town in a vampire costume.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

A probation officer and a proud bachelor compete to win fabulous prizes.

Actor Bobby Van tries to guess the secret word: paper.

Harriet thinks a pretty girl sold a cleaner to Ozzie.

Ozzie's story brings a lot of business to the local fish market.

Donna and Alex both try to lose weight.

Donna writes a letter to the editor about parenting.

No one tells Jeff his impersonations are awful.

Mary plans to enliven her party with a rock pianist.

Problems develop when Rhoda adds a few unwanted pounds just as Brenda becomes slim for the first time in her life.

Rhoda plans a wild act to demonstrate to Joe that she is not a dull person.

A luncheon Mary hosts for Ted and Georgette evolves into a spontaneous wedding.

After 30 years, Lou's old flame comes back into his life.

Mary is in love, but finds it hard getting used to her boyfriend publicly expressing his emotions.

Ted surprises everyone with gifts from his tax refund, then learns that the IRS is going to audit him.

Laverne and Shirley are laid off at the brewery and are forced to get jobs as dime-a-dance girls.

Everything goes wrong when Laverne and Shirley are asked out by "dreamboats.".

Shirley has not seen her father in a long time so he sets up a date with her, but never shows up.

Shirley wins a contest that entitles her to a honeymoon weekend at a classy hotel.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Mama and Naomi battle in court over the issue of a broken vacuum cleaner.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Vacationing Lucy McGillicuddy meets Ricky Ricardo in Havana; Fred and Ethel Mertz are honeymooners.

Lucy takes in a band singer to replace departed Viv.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

Lucy's kids convince Lawrence Welk to dine with Lucy and Vivian.

Viv and Lucy want to visit Tijuana, so they manage to get Harry to drive them there, at 12 cents a mile. They get into a bit of trouble at customs when Harry buys a doll full of contraband, and they end up in quarantine for 24 hours.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

A case of stage fright hits Little Ricky as he is about to perform.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Thieves eye a honeymooning actress's gems; a man encounters his blind childhood love; a wife meets her spouse's mistress.

Luther and Dolores are on their way to Las Vegas, but get lost; in "Love and the Phonies," Boyd and Daphne return from a formal party.

An oil contract hinges on Allen's hospitality, as dictated by the courtesies of the north.

Two Romeos try to pick up a girl in an airport; Bill is pressured into asking Florine out for a date.

A ventriloquist takes his dummy along on his honeymoon; Babs goes to extremes to get her husband's attention.

Martha opens a boutique against Emmett's advice.

Howard tries to get his friends to take sensitivity training.

Goober opens a new gas station and Howard finds a dinosaur skeleton under it.

Cousin Alice arrives to keep house for Sam and Mike.

Stephanie and D.J. are star struck when Danny brings Tommy Page home to sing at Stephanie's birthday party.

Stephanie challenges the winner (Jared Leong) of the school spelling contest to a one-on-one competition.

Joey falls for Danny's visiting sister, but the disappearance of her pet chimpanzee may end the romance.

Michelle discovers two sides to her character when she is told not to touch Jesse's recording equipment.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

Bill asks a comedian (Joyce Van Patten) for a date.

Danny argues a traffic case in court.

Donna meets an old friend she can't remember.

Katie's (Tina Cole) depressed when Robbie's (Don Grady) away.

The family helps Dodie with a school peanut-sale.

Joe Namath convinces Lucy that Craig could be a star quarterback.

Lucy accumulates cans of beans hoping to make a profit from them.

Lucy induces members of her women's club to stage an operetta.

Bored with married life, Lucy and Ethel decide to get away from their husbands.

Laura's toe becomes stuck in a bathtub spout.

Amorous Sue Ann lures Lou to her apartment.

Fonzie gets unexpected help when an old enemy returns to make trouble.

Laverne and Shirley come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy get stood up.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

The Clampett family miss being back at their old home in the mountains; Pearl tries to win over the oil man at the cabin as he takes her to a nearby phone.

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she is a drunk.

Buzz discovers why Mama dislikes celebrating her birthday.

Mama's long-lost brother-in-law arrives and charms everyone except her.

Two deputies come to repossess the furniture when Fred defaults on the payments.

Lamont buys two coffins at an auction hoping to sell them at a profit.

Edith's favorite cousin comes to the rescue when Archie gets the flu.

Archie gets trapped in an elevator with a neurotic secretary, a wealthy black lawyer, a pregnant woman and her husband.

The women take DNA tests to learn about their ancestries; Melanie pretends to be someone else; Victoria learns she is Native American; Joy and Elka make a startling discovery.

Elka believes that Bob has given Joy a voodoo doll; Melanie doses her boyfriend with estrogen by accident; Victoria's agent visits.

Rob tries to help an old radio comedy writer make a comeback.

When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

When a suspicious spot appears on Norm's chest X-ray, he decides to fulfill a dream of sailing around the world.

Sam meets one of Diane's intense friends (Carol Kane), who invites her parents over to meet Sam, their future son-in-law, hours after their first date.

The Sunshine Cab Co. is transformed into a wedding chapel for the marriage of Latka and Simka.

Oscar's young niece arrives at the apartment in an advanced state of pregnancy after running away from home.