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Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

Fred is forced to find a new partner for the junkyard when Lamont seeks employment elsewhere.

Lamont discovers that his new fiancée may actually be his half sister.

Archie finds out Lionel Jefferson has been dating his 21-year-old niece.

An absent-minded Edith is worried when she discovers she has taken a wig from a department store. She meets with Father Majeski to confess that she may be a kleptomaniac.

Melanie's mother and Victoria's father visit on the same weekend, which makes the daughters see their parents in a new light; Erika brings Joy and her mother together.

When Melanie's ex-husband comes to woo her, Joy and Victoria can't help but get too involved; Elka must decide between two senior suitors.

Laura believes her marriage is threatened by a singing weather girl.

Rob is slapped, kicked and screamed at by the girl he left behind when he entered the Army.

Diane gives a prized book signed by Ernest Hemingway to Sam as collateral for the loan he gave her.

The guys decide to "help" Carla when she receives no responses to her personal ad.

Latka and Simka host a dinner party to decide which one of the cabbies will be chosen to have an affair with Simka.

Felix's grandfather, tossed out by his wife because of his jealousy, arrives at his grandson's apartment.

Bob and Emily travel to a ski lodge that's nearly deserted except for the annoying couple with whom they share a bathroom.

The diary of a retired CONTROL agent disappears and Max is assigned to the search.

Part 1/2. Ralph and Ed wind up on the wrong side of the law in Paris after becoming unwitting pawns in a counterfeiting operation with fake francs.

An attractive WAC is assigned to Fort Baxter to keep the men's minds off gambling.

Tonight's guest is Mr. Steve Lawrence; Steve joins Carol in a sketch about a travelling couple sharing some honesty with each other on a plane they think is about to crash.

Dobie's rarely seen older brother advises him to try to gain sympathy from a new girl in school by bemoaning his affair with a married older woman, but this causes the girl to conclude that Dobie is involved with their math teacher, Mrs. Adams.

Bonnie, Connie's imaginary twin sister, takes part in a scheme against Mr. Conklin.

Tomboy Betty Jo goes looking for a husband on the premise that fate has chosen her to become the next bride in the community.

Ann and Don go on separate computer dates.

Jesse, Danny and Joey each think they have found Michelle's stolen bike.

Jesse and Rebecca turn to a support group to see if they can socialize Nicky and Alex.

Joey hosts a new game show in which couples discover how well they know each other.

The circulation of a nasty rumor leads Stephanie to dish out some dirt on a classmate (Marla Sokoloff).

Greg Needs $150 to record his original song so he convinces his siblings to join him. They notice that Peter's voice is crackling due to puberty and have to decide to record with or without him.

Bill schemes to get Buffy into a club.

Little people invade Danny's apartment.

Mary decides to enroll in a new modeling school.

Robbie's tomboy friend (Marta Kristen) discovers her feminine side.

The three Douglas boys want a raise in their allowances. With Fred MacMurray, Tim Considine, Don Grady and Stanley Livingston.

After a session with a psychologist, Lucy and Harry exchange professional roles.

Lucy goes to a psychiatrist after seeing a monkey everywhere she goes.

Exhausted from walking the baby at night, Lucy and Ricky hire a maid.

Lucy wants to get into the act when Ricky produces an American Indian show.

Rob and Laura recall their courtship days when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.

Mary tries her hand at creative writing and seeks encouragement from Lou.

Fonzie hires a recently disabled mechanic who bitterly rejects any offer of friendship.

The medical profession is turned upside down when Shirley is taken to the hospital for an emergency operation.

A rock singer wants to change his act after meeting a girl; Doc helps a husband express his love; the crew overhears mystery writers.

A husband feels neglected; a woman meets a beau she thought was killed in battle; April returns to learn Julie's job.

Love blooms again for Jed when Mlle. Denise returns from Paris to herald the arrival of a litter of poodles.

The board chairman of Drysdale's bank is determined to meet Jed Clampett, the bank's financial wizard.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and goes up against a biker's equally tough mother.

A bum threatens to sue Fred when he accidentally injures himself in the junkyard.

Fred invites his fiancée and a door-to-door saleswoman to dinner on the same evening.

Edith answers a friendship ad in the "swap" section of a magazine.

Mike inherits some money and gives a donation to the McGovern campaign, causing Archie to hit the ceiling.

Victoria volunteers with a local high-school play, the cast winds up doing her version of "Romeo and Juliet"; Melanie's hot new romance strains her friendship with Joy; Elka goes funeral crashing.

When Melanie's secretive son (Joe Jonas) comes to visit, she invades his privacy and learns a little too much about him; Victoria is nominated for an Emmy, so Elka helps her fake a deadly disease to gain sympathy and votes.

Rob unwittingly describes Laura as a "nut" on TV.

An office crisis sets Rob to reminiscing about his hectic early days as a comedy writer.

Norm hears rumors from his neighbor about Vera and the man next door.

The gang at Cheers calls in a ringer to help the pub win a bowling match against a rival bar.

Jeff is fired after he confesses to stealing from the garage in order to protect the real villain.

Felix invests his and Oscar's money in Mr. Wing's Japanese restaurant.

Feeling unfulfilled and having just turned 29, Carol quits her job as Bob's receptionist, then suddenly shows up at one of Bob's group-therapy sessions, creating a situation in which Bob finds himself more of a patient than a doctor.

KAOS has brainwashed Agent Maxwell Smart so that he will kill the chief.

Part 2/2. Ralph and Ed wind up on the wrong side of the law in Paris after becoming unwitting pawns in a counterfeiting operation with fake francs.

The Signal Corps uses Bilko's new motor-pool melody.

Steve Martin and Betty White catch a wave in the movie spoof Beach Blanket Boo-Boo; Carol plays a bag lady who causes trouble for an unassuming Tim.

Overshadowed by an Argentine, Dobie plots revenge.

Mrs. Nestor's in need of a boyfriend, so Connie sets out to search for one.

ALF moves in with his blind friend, Jody, and learns some important lessons about life without sight.

ALF, jealous of the attention a stray dog is getting, gives the pooch to a mean old woman who claims to be the owner.

D.J.'s nerves are put to the test when her entire family invades her college entrance exam.

Joey thinks he has found his dream girl, comic Roxy Mardin (Felicia Michaels), but she turns out to be a nightmare.

Michelle is charmed by Jesse's grandfather who arrives from Greece for a visit.

Jesse returns from Greece with his charming cousin (John Stamos in a dual role), who turns out to be a dashing con man.

The boys uncover plans to hijack a ship carrying gold.

Mike's aunt is being harassed by a gang that wants her ranch.

Host Marsha Panuce takes viewers on a safari of wild African animals.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

After Gomer buys a cheap watch from Friendly Freddy, Carter decides to expose the con artist.

Jed acts as his own attorney when he's sued by a couple seeking $100,000 in damages for a fictitious auto accident.

The Clampetts take Jethro to Mrs. Drysdale's psychiatrist for an assessment so that he can pass the fifth grade; when Pearl accompanies him, she is worried about being asked to lie on the couch.

Jethro is finally told that he can finish the fifth grade by Doctor Twombly, but the doctor still wants to see Grannie; her love potion for Pearl misfires, leaving Twombly confused.

Jed takes over Drysdale's job for one afternoon and wins him the Banker of the Year title; Drysdale accidentally uses the wrong speech for his conference, and a new teller makes an impact.

Dan's wild life has finally caught up to him: he's been served a paternity suit. Bull, meanwhile, has decided to run for bailiff shop steward.

Harry tries to administer the oath of citizenship to Quon Le before she gives birth.

Bull has a near-death experience and insists God spoke to him.

After Roz and her boyfriend break up, Christine decides to help Roz recover, so they go out together to one of Roz's favorite hang-outs: a male strip club.

Cliff's long-lost father comes for a visit, but he soon learns why he came.

Diane uses Sam as the subject of her psychology term paper, but makes an insulting picture of him.

Sam tries to protect Woody from the evils of gambling when he bets compulsively on football.

Sam's crushed when he donates his baseball jersey to a charity auction and nobody bids on it.

Bob refuses to wear the beautiful gold watch Emily gave him for his 40th birthday after he learns just how expensive it was.

Bob has problems at the office and at home when one of his patients falls in love with him.

Howard Borden's 22-year-old sister, Debbie, arrives to spend the week with him. When Emily arranges a blind date for her with Jerry, Howard suddenly turns into an overprotective big brother.

Bob and Emily try to decide if they should give up their apartment and buy a house.

Max and 99's plan to trap KAOS backfires, and they are trapped.

Max discovers that 338 KAOS agents have slipped into the country.

Doreau (Anne-Marie Martin) poses as a model for a bogus agency that sells women into white slavery. With David Rasche.

Sledge and Dori must investigate the murder of a punk rocker.

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

An expectant mother competes to win fabulous prizes.

Novice boxer Thorny belts experienced Ozzie.

The parents give David his own key to the house.

Three doctors' wives work for marital togetherness.

Donna and Tony Martin protest traffic violations.

Alex's aunt visits and meets with an old love.

Donna and a friend consider going into business.

Rhoda and Brenda help Gary Levy run a gigantic daylong sale to help save his failing clothing business.

When Rhoda helps break up Brenda's romance with Nick, he retaliates by accidentally breaking Rhoda's toe.

Sue Ann's sister gets a job on a competing station as a homemaker star.

Mary exercises her authority to hire anyone she wants by hiring a female sportscaster.

Ted is stricken with a mild heart attack and undergoes a personality change.

The usually smooth news operation escalates into pandemonium when Murray begins co-producing with Mary.

When the girls are laid off again, Mrs. Babish suggests they sell plants.

Laverne's last-minute date for Shirley's New Year's Eve party doesn't work out.

Laverne falls for a man with a big black limousine but needs Shirley's help to get a date with him.

Shirley takes desperate measures to save a horse from the glue factory.

Bubba must stand in for Luann's blind date.

Naomi feels neglected when Vint decides to join an elite men's club.

Mama suspects Naomi of trying to cash in on Vint's life insurance policy.

Mama helps Aunt Effie recover from a concussion.

The Ricardos go to Cuba, where Ricky wants to introduce his relatives to his wife and son.

Lucy plays a witch in little Ricky's school pageant.

Lucy and a new pal (Fred MacMurray) who wants to recoup gambling losses head for the Las Vegas hills in search of uranium.

Lucy and Viv take the place of a den father on a Cub Scout camping trip.

Lucy gets a job serving subpoenas at an attorney's office.

Lucy and the kids gets jobs on Wayne Newton's Las Vegas ranch.

A 100-year-old promise puts Lucy in charge of Harry's business.

Ricky's disapproval of Lucy's new hat leads her to try on a loving cup.

Lucy promises to produce Superman (George Reeves) for little Ricky's birthday party.

The crew searches for an undercover inspector; a plain girl meets a shy man; a middle-aged man and a young girl cherish time together.

Couples test their marriages; an elderly man finances the cruise by cheating at cards; a woman's suitor needs to use a lovers' manual.

Dodo's husband is fooling around; Ira's wife is expecting their first baby.

A man's first try at kidnapping leaves him saddled with a hostage when her husband refuses to pay the ransom.

A young couple leases an apartment to get away from a mother-in-law.

Two practical jokers decide to get married; a nice guy is perturbed because girls treat him as a buddy.

House-sitting Goober pretends a mansion is his.

Millie dreams that something bad will happen to Sam and Howard on their fishing trip.

Sam's friends decide to paint his house for him, despite his wanting professionals to do the job.

Alice decides that she wants to learn to play the harp.

Joey runs for PTA president after the school cancels Michelle's favorite class.

Jesse and Joey realize the time has come for them to find their own homes when a tycoon (Keene Curtis) makes a lucrative offer for Danny's house.

Comet the dog runs away, prompting Michelle to search the streets of San Francisco.

Nicky and Alex begin preschool, much to Jesse's consternation.

Jan finds a picture of her Aunt Jenny when she was the same age and discovers they are look-alikes.

Emily doesn't have an escort for her son's graduation.

A St. Bernard has pups in Danny's apartment.

Mary runs into trouble while making her own decisions.

Bub and Steve (William Frawley, Fred MacMurray) fear that Mike (Tim Considine) and the next-door neighbor may be eloping.

Robbie feels inferior when he's constantly being compared to Mike.

Lucy auditions for the part of a pickle in a TV commercial.

An efficiency expert launches a one-man assault on Mr. Mooney's bank.

Sad Lucy wanders off while her surprise party waits.

Lucy tries everything to get a larger apartment.

Soon after Rob and Laura begin an art class, the instructor has designs on Rob.

Ted and Georgette's son, David, is found to have the IQ of a genius.

Inspiration Point is set for demolition to make way for a new freeway off-ramp.

Laverne and Shirley learn a valuable lesson when they try to entertain Mrs. Babish's mentally challenged daughter.

Gopher unintentionally hurts his father; a woman whose children are grown learns she is pregnant; a woman wins her stepdaughters' love.

A woman is attracted to a disabled man; Julie meets a now-married old friend; a man believes all relationships come in three stages.

One of Jethro's school friends spends a day at the Clampett mansion, and the hillbillies show the over-protected boy how to have fun.

To humor Granny, Jed fakes illness so that she can resume the doctoring that brought her fame in the hills.

Bubba learns he has to attend night school to graduate high school; when it is revealed that Mama doesn't have her high school diploma, she joins him, but she is soon faced with the same problem she was some 40 years ago.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

When Fred receives a slight injury in a car mishap, Lamont hires a housekeeper to help out.

Fred and Lamont throw a neighborhood party in an effort to raise money to pay their bills.

The Stivic's wedding day is jeopardized when Archie and Mike's uncle argue over the use of a Catholic priest at the ceremony.

As Archie and Mike's Uncle Casimir continued to butt heads on the wedding day, Edith had to gather strength to tell Gloria about 'the birds and the bees'.

When a tornado threatens Cleveland, the ladies find way more than just shelter in Elka's secret storm cellar.

Elka reunites with an old friend; the ladies struggle to raise bail; Joy gets a letter from the INS and a surprising proposal from a neighbor; Melanie's cop boyfriend keeps arresting Joy's friends; Victoria loses her fortune.

Rob, under the influence of science fiction, fears that a walnut will steal his imagination and his thumbs.

Laura tries to break Rob of his expensive habit of picking up the check.

The gang at the bar vows revenge against Diane when she permits a psychology student to analyze them.

Diane and Sam attempt to see Frasier through his latest crisis of confidence and regain his status in the psychology profession.

Alex dreams of a career in show business after he takes a part-time job as an assistant to a Broadway producer.

At a get-together arranged by Felix, Oscar and Blanche compare notes on the party that led to their divorce.