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Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

In order to win Thalia from Chatsworth Osborne Jr., Dobie reads a book on mental power so he can be the dominating man that Thalia wants.

Connie is visited by her old flame, Philip Boynton.

Betty Jo poses as a college coed to attract a handsome college student.

Ann and Don take a week's vacation before Ann is to go on the road with a show.

Jesse puts a new band together and books a series of out-of-town gigs; D.J. falls for the new guitarist.

When Danny starts dating a new acquaintance (Andrea Walker), Michelle feels left out and tries to break them up.

After Stephanie goes joy riding with older friends, D.J. must discourage her from more dangerous acts.

When Kimmy gets drunk at a fraternity party, D.J. must decide how to help her.

The column Peter is writing for the school newspaper is a profitable venture.

An unhappy little girl has a crush on Jody.

Danny meets a nightclub owner (Beatrice Kay).

Jeff thinks he caused a friend's motorcycle mishap.

Mike and his girlfriend (Cynthia Pepper) attend a frat party as prospective applicants.

Chip provokes the school bully to prove a point.

An antiques dealer (Bob Cummings) tries to buy Lucy's valuable chair.

Lucy and visiting Viv search for a supposed derelict.

Lucy and Ethel invite themselves on a rugged camping trip with their spouses.

"Widowed" by a fight night on TV, Lucy and Ethel search for adventure.

Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

Lou proposes to Mary's Aunt Flo, a woman who is constantly challenging his journalistic abilities.

Pouring rain, hunger and a grizzly bear turn the gang's camping excursion into a hilarious mess.

Laverne agrees to let Shirley's cousin, who is about to take his final exam at dental school, fix her broken front tooth.

A woman doctor treats flu-stricken Doc; a woman sees her former ballet partner; a jilted girl invites a cab driver to sail with her.

An auditor (Phyllis Diller) falls for Stubing; a TV actress asks Doc's help to hide from a reporter; a wife's old boyfriend reappears.

Elly sparks a new trend in understated fashion when she enrolls in a finishing school.

The Clampetts are taken for the new avant-garde social leaders.

Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning.

Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day.

Fred is aghast when Lamont dates the sister of their Puerto Rican neighbor.

Lamont is upset when Fred announces that he plans to marry a young woman he has just met.

Archie is excited when he has the chance to try out for a prestigious bowling team after six years of waiting for a vacancy on the team.

Edith's antique locket is missing and Archie sees it as a way to collect from the insurance company to buy a new television set. Archie orders a new color set, only to have an insurance adjuster arrive at the house to question the claim.

Joy ends up with a younger man; Melanie tries to catch the eye of a doctor; Victoria gets into a cat fight with Melanie Griffith; Elka has an enhancement idea for Grady Sizemore.

Joy meets a great guy in the waiting room of her therapist; Elka tries to train a rescue dog; Victoria attempts to jump-start her career.

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.

French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

Norm considers spreading malicious gossip about his co-worker to win a promotion.

Sam panics when a series of coincidental events makes him feel old.

Tony faces a difficult decision when his father asks him to join him as a merchant seaman.

Invoking his ESP, Felix warns a skeptical Oscar not to attend a banquet.

Afraid that his practice, as well as his patients, will fall apart if he leaves, Bob keeps resisting Emily's plans for a two-month European cruise.

Max must obtain a murdered CONTROL agent's information and investigate his death at the same time.

Part 1/2. Ralph has misplaced jealousy for Alice's Italian tour guide, who turns out to be a young boy.

Bilko believes his own story about Doberman's sister.

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Dobie and Maynard foil phony dry-cleaners.

It's a case of mistaken identity when Mrs. Davis' old boyfriend arrives.

Bobbie Jo helps out the only boy in her home-economics class.

While in Philadelphia for a pre-Broadway play, Ann finds that she misses Don.

D.J. must choose between two boys (Jason Marsden, David Lipper) who want to date her; Michelle crusades to clean up a playground.

When Danny quits his show after Rebecca is named producer, Jesse and Michelle try to reunite them.

On Super Bowl Sunday, Joey is in charge of Michelle's science club; D.J.'s scholarship adviser visits.

Rapid foot growth alarms Michelle so she tries to shrink her feet; Jesse coaches Rebecca in singing.

Emma, an ex-WAC, fills in for her vacationing cousin Alice and starts the Bradys at 6 a.m. inspections.

A poor Mexican boy must care for his baby brother.

A man's (Jack Benny) soul is in jeopardy.

Donna and Alex both try to lose weight.

Steve's efficient sister visits and complicates the Douglas household.

Robbie and a well-to-do friend envy each other's home life.

Lucy goes undercover to get information from a prisoner (Elsa Lanchester).

Lucy is hired as a babysitter for three chimpanzees.

The Ricardos have just purchased a new washing machine and, despite their better judgment, agree to sell their old one to the Mertzes; the next day, the old machine explodes with water and suds and the Mertzes insist that the deal is off.

Lucy works her way into Ricky's Cuban number.

A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.

A distraught Murray is the only one in the newsroom not looking forward to the annual Teddy Awards.

Marion and Joanie get tipsy prior to a visit from the group that nominated Howard as man of the year.

After getting the royal brush-off from two fellows, Laverne and Shirley spend the night in an Oshkosh bus station.

Gopher steps in for a sick entertainer; a husband joins two sisters who usually travel together; a woman discovers her secret admirer.

Isaac writes about the crew in his new novel; a man is mistaken for a famous star; a husband and wife who share a secret are reunited.

Jethro shares a heart-to-heart conversation with Jed, and goes on to find himself a girlfriend in record time.

Love-struck Jethro decides he wants to marry Chickadee Laverne, a brassy burlesque dancer he brings home.

Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella).

The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson.

Fred is upset about Lamont spending a lot of time with Julio and ignoring him, so he tries to make his son feel guilty by discussing burial insurance with a funeral home agent.

Fred moves to a senior citizens home when Lamont decides to travel around the world.

Archie has been suffering from a terrible pain in his back and has become a terrible pain to Edith, who has been waiting on him hand and foot. When the doctor takes a look at him, he orders Archie to be admitted to the hospital for tests.

Concerned about getting old, Archie encounters an old buddy who convinces him that looks aren't everything.

The ladies return to L.A. for Victoria's "All My Children" gig; Melanie tries to sell her house.

The ladies' L.A. adventures continue; Elka's quest for the movie star of her dreams results in a surprise meeting.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Carla and Nick are reunited, briefly, to compete in a dance contest.

Sam and Diane reveal their true feelings for each other while on board a plummeting private plane.

After 10 years of strict monastic life, Simka's cousin visits New York and immediately sets his sights on Elaine.

Howard Cosell and Oscar have a difference of opinion when they meet by chance in Felix's studio.

Recovering from another broken romance, Jerry accepts Bob's invitation to spend a couple of days at his apartment. Bob soon comes to regret his kindness.

Max's search for the murderer of a CONTROL agent makes everyone on board suspect.

Part 2/2. Ralph has misplaced jealousy for Alice's Italian tour guide, who turns out to be a young boy.

Bilko tries to help a buddy get an inheritance.

Edie Adams and Tim Conway are Carol's guests this evening; a sketch in which Tim and Carol are conventioneers double booked in a hotel room.

Dobie must ignore an admirer to help Herbert.

Mr. Conklin asks an astronomical price for his house.

All the Bradleys expect to win the contests they enter at the county fair -- until Uncle Joe gives them a hand.

Donald writes an article on a newfangled psychological exam, and he tries to use it on Ann and the Baumans.

After being recruited by D.J. to play in a charity basketball game, Jesse gets tips from Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.

Michelle pairs with friend Teddy for Valentine's Day; Rebecca thinks her marriage lacks romance.

Jesse agrees to manage Stephanie's band, then is fired when the girls don't like what he has to say.

D.J. tries to stop Kimmy from eloping with her new boyfriend; Joey gets an opportunity to meet the Queen of England.

Cindy suffers the pangs of being the youngest in the family until she discovers a secret admirer.

A globe-trotting engineer and his butler fall heir to three orphans.

Danny gives domestic pointers to his prospective son-in-law.

Donna writes a letter to the editor about parenting.

Mike and Tramp sneak out at night, much to the dismay of his girlfriend.

Robbie and his date are frightened by a man in a trench coat.

Lucy thinks Kim is dating an older college professor; guest John Davidson.

Lucy is arrested when she is mistaken for a red-headed jewel thief.

Lucy and Ethel buy their own dress shop.

Lucy wangles the star role in a revue on the promise that Ricky will emcee.

When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

Lou is afraid Mary is becoming addicted to sleeping pills when she turns to a doctor's prescription for help sleeping.

Fonzie, Ralph and Potsie are trapped in a fire that destroys Al's Drive-In.

Laverne and Shirley help Squiggy pass a written driving test so that he can keep his job at the brewery.

A girl boards with her stepmother and stepsisters; rival sportscasters battle; a man cares for his handicapped brother out of guilt.

Vicki runs away; a woman rejects a suitor and falls for Doc; two people who once served on a deadlocked jury clash.

Jed is shocked when he receives news that his multimillion-dollar bank account has been overdrawn by $34 million.

The Clampetts, under the noxious influence of J.D. Clampett, impostor and unemployed actor, go to Hollywood.

Mama and Naomi team up for tag-team wrestling.

Iola discovers her handmade gifts to family members are being sold at the Harpers' garage sale.

Lamont gets involved in a con game when he buys what he believes is a rare antique commode.

A 9-year-old boy begins spending all his time at the Sanford home.

A lost magazine and a found poem initiate a family feud on the right to privacy.

When Edith discovers that an old beau is going to be at her high-school reunion, she decides to go even if she has to attend by herself.

Melanie dates a basketball coach for the Cavaliers; Victoria takes a job as a local news personality; Joy gets engaged to a homeless man (Jon Lovitz).

Elka tries to seduce Max into staying in Cleveland during winter; Melanie enlists Joy to help her at a senior center; Victoria falls for a man whose children hate her.

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn).

Frasier concocts a scheme to make Diane feel included in the bar's clique.

Woody is afraid he'll lose his job when a temporary bartender wins the customers' hearts.

When Louie learns that his old girlfriend Zena is getting married, he invites himself along on her honeymoon.

Oscar accuses the director of Felix's creative-writing class of fraudulent advertising.

Bob's therapy group convinces him to accept an invitation to conduct one of his sessions on television.

Agent 99 goes undercover as a model to retrieve plans sewn into a dress.

Ralph Kramden, a perpetually flustered but eternally optimistic city bus driver living in a small Brooklyn apartment with his wife, Alice, schemes with his best friend, sanitation worker Ed Norton, to improve his lot in life.

Bilko is mistakenly asked for 1953 tax records.

Carol brings on Lucille Ball, Eddie Albert, and Nancy Wilson; Albert drops in on Carol & Sis as Roger's new, health-nutty boss; all three appear on As The Stomach Turns.

For love, Dobie works in a shoe shop.

The school's penalty for gambling comes to mind when Connie collects the $1,000 she won in a raffle.

Willie abandons his belief in pacifism after meeting the hostile father of the kid who has been bullying Brian.

Willie has problems trying to sell the house because ALF keeps scaring off potential buyers with phony ghosts.

When D.J.'s prank backfires, Jesse decides to take the blame.

Jesse is worried when Rebecca wants to bungee jump; D.J. and Stephanie trick Michelle.

Stephanie is stood up by the boy of her dreams; Jesse can't find any peace and quiet because of Kimmy.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

Las Vegas mobsters go after lucky gambler Micky.

Peter saves a haughty princess when he travels through Fairy Tale Land.

Visiting a sanctuary for sea turtles.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Featuring actual cases of missing individuals, both adult and juvenile, from across the United States; includes tips and information to keep children safe.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

Marcia is dumped by the campus hero because her nose is swollen from an accident.

Peter's after-school job in the bike shop becomes a personal disaster.

When Grandma Hutchins comes to visit, the Brady kids decide to keep her around by matching her up with Grandpa Brady.

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

A competition for president of the island between Skipper and Mr. Howell leaves a surprising result.

A captured duck may mean rescue or dinner after it lands on the island.

Gilligan discovers a substance that is stronger than glue when he attempts to turn sap into maple syrup. The castaways use the substance to patch up the Minnow and prepare to escape the island.

Mr. Howell discovers a gold mine; complications occur with an attempt to leave the island in a raft.

Gomer befriends a drunk and gets into trouble with the man's wife.

Carter laces Gomer's prize watermelon with vodka.

Gomer reports seeing men from outer space and Carter consults the base psychiatrist.

Gomer is arrested as an automobile thief when he borrows and wrecks Carter's car.

Mrs. Drysdale, giving a lavish garden party, finds to her horror that she is losing her guests to the Clampetts.

Jed decides that his tomboy daughter Elly, who has taken up motorcycle riding, needs a mother to make her a lady.

Quirt Manly, celebrated star of television Westerns, is invited to the Clampett mansion to try to tame Elly May.

An Australian banker sends Drysdale a kangaroo as a joke, and Granny thinks she has discovered a giant jackrabbit.

Through connections Mac gets advance notice about the new judges list and discovers that Christine is one of the new appointees. Meanwhile, the Wheelers return to the courtroom and buy the snack bar newsstand in the cafeteria.

While Christine's (Markie Post) being sworn in as the new judge, Harry (Harry Anderson) plans a colossal stunt.

Christine (Markie Post) assumes her new role as a judge; Harry (Harry Anderson) prepares to launch his incredible stunt.

While attempting to perform his stunt on the Brooklyn Bridge, Harry (Harry Anderson) is confronted by a man who intends to commit suicide. With Richard Frank and Kenneth Tigar.

Sam's involvement with an aspiring politician could lead to a long-term romance.

Sam's new girlfriend, councilwoman Janet Eldridge, urges him to fire Diane and break his ties with the past.

After Sam and Diane clash at Janet's press conference, Janet demands a romantic commitment from Sam.

Carla and Frasier are dying to know whether Sam proposed to Diane or Janet Eldridge.

A trip to Peoria turns into one long embarrassment for Bob when Jerry introduces him to a pretty girl named Janine, who doesn't seem to care that Bob is a married man.

One of Bob's more masculine patients enthusiastically slaps him on the back and, unfortunately for Bob, it throws his back out. Even more unfortunately, Bob and Emily were supposed to be going to Mexico for a vacation.

Rev. Dan Bradford seeks professional advice from Bob and then makes a startling announcement in his Sunday sermon.

With Carol on vacation, Emily is elected to fill in as the receptionist. Everyone loves the idea -- except Bob.

Verna asks for Agent Smart's help to flee with a KAOS-agent list.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS agent who reprogrammed Hymie the robot.

Sledge (David Rasche) becomes engrossed in a survivalist war game to find out who murdered a businessman. With John Paragon, Roderick Cook and Anthony DeLongis.

On a narcotics investigation, Sledge and Doreau, posing as newlyweds, get tipsy and are found asleep with arms entwined.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Actor Francis X. Bushman tries to guess the secret word: chair.

Ozzie and Thorny test out their acting talents in a women's club play.

Ozzie develops a merit/demerit system for the boys allowances based on chores done around the house.

Mary meets a boy planning to join the Foreign Legion.

Donna thinks Alex should head the board of health.

Alex neglects his taxes until the last minute.

Alex's music-box tobacco jar is accidentally broken.

A mysterious suitor sends Rhoda roses, chocolates and a diamond pendant.

Brenda's boyfriend, Nick, has two weeks to become a superstar or else go into the garbage-collecting business with his father.

While in Hollywood for a convention, a young reporter tries to seduce Ted Baxter.

Mary and Lou agree to ask for salary increases at the same time.

The station manager hires a renowned critic who verbally attacks Minneapolis and its people.

Lou is caught in a dilemma when an Army buddy, a one-time Casanova, asks him to arrange a date with Mary.

Laverne and Shirley have to run an obstacle course in order to qualify for police work.

Laverne is asked to go to a debutante ball with Lenny, and they discover that he is a Polish count.

Laverne has a dream that she and Shirley are in their 80s and neither are married.

The girls decide to help Carmine raise the money to start his own dance studio.

Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box.

A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family.

A family war erupts when Vint and Naomi want to switch bedrooms with Bubba.

When Bubba comes home tipsy, Mama is reminded of a drunken incident involving Eunice.

The Ricardos' apartment begins to resemble a pet shop when Little Ricky gets a dog.

Lucy urges Ricky to put a deposit on a country house.

Ricky thinks horses are too expensive to keep as pets, so Lucy tries to hide her newly won Thoroughbred.

Lucy competes with Vivian in a pie-baking contest.

Lucy creates bedlam when she accompanies Chris roller-skating.

Lucy and another secretary (Carol Burnett) clash in a contest.

Lucy hires Richard Burton (who is disguised as a plumber) to fix her leaking tap. She accidentally gets Elizabeth Taylor's famous ring stuck on her finger and winds up substituting her left arm for Liz's at the Burton's banquet later that evening.

Lucy and Ricky reconsider their decision of moving into their new Connecticut home.

The Ricardos get settled in their country home and decide to visit the Mertzes.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

A hurricane hits an island where a hermit (John Astin) holds hostages (Barbi Benton, Avery Schreiber, Edie Adams, Audra Lindley); Isaac replaces the panicking deputy captain; an adoptee (Donna Mills) tries to confront her natural mother.

Two practical jokers decide to get married. In the second story, parents are worried about their daughter's trip to Europe.

Sarah and John arrive home separately; Eleanor puts an ad in the paper for a lost dog that she never had.

A girl tries to attract an artist to get a modeling assignment.

A young couple think that their landlord is a vampire. "Love and the Advice Givers": The magic is gone out of Mel and Audrey's marriage.

Tempers flare when Sam, Goober and Howard form a club and don't tell Emmett.

Sam insists that Mike do his own homework when he has to build a teepee.

Howard becomes the host of a local television show featuring poetry.

Millie buys a poultry farm against Sam's advice.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Marcia tries to help the dumpiest girl in her class win an election.

Dismayed at the prospect of caring for three children, Bill decides to send Cissy away.

Kathy is summoned to jury duty -- and Danny's left with the household chores.

Donna regrets grounding Mary and Jeff.

Critic Mike gets the chance to improve the school newspaper's sports page.

A strange sequence of events fuels Chip's desire to be a big brother.

Lucy ends up as a penguin after investing in a frozen milk stand.

An ex-pug trains under Lucy's guidance in an attempt to make a comeback.

Lucy and Ethel believe they are entitled to equal rights with men.

The Ricardos forget their resolution not to show snapshots of their youngster when friends come to visit.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

When the star of WJM's variety show quits, Ted and Georgette host the program.

Bickering over bills threatens Al and Fonzie's plan to reopen Arnold's.

Frank gets jealous after seeing Mrs. Babish with her ex-husband.

A charity cruise features conflict, adventure, deception and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders; guest Ginger Rogers.

A charity cruise features conflict, adventure, deception and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders; guest Ginger Rogers.

A beauty-contest winner from the hills and her father come to visit Jethro with marriage on their minds.

Backwoods freeloader Lafe Crick lingers on at the Clampett mansion as an unwanted guest in search of an easy fortune.

Mama is jealous when Iola acquires a new best friend.

Iola, Bubba and Mama fantasize about marriage after attending a wedding. Guest star: Joseph Campanella.

A newspaper ad leads Fred and Lamont to try out for a low-budget movie.

A drama coach comes to the Sanford home to tutor Lamont for an acting role.

Archie gets a great bargain on a watch and is upset when it breaks. Mike is convinced the watch is stolen and afraid that if Archie gets it fixed it will lead the jeweler to discover it is a hot watch.

When a swastika is found on their front door, the Bunkers go into a frenzy.

Elka tries to get a not-guilty verdict at her trial; Joy becomes enmeshed in scandal when she does a favor for the first lady of Ohio.

The women go looking for Elka in Amish country; Joy faces deportation; Victoria finds herself accepted in the Amish community.

Laura despairs when Rob learns of her elaborate plans to throw a surprise party for him.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Diane has second thoughts about having refused Sam's marriage proposal.

Cliff tries to persuade a wealthy man into marrying his mother.

Alex takes his ex-wife to Latka and Simka's traditional Christmas party to rid her of the holiday blues.

Felix is told he can direct a razor commercial on television provided he can get football star Deacon Jones to appear in it.