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Mama's long-lost brother-in-law arrives and charms everyone except her.

Aunt Fran is writing an advice column in the local newspaper, but she doesn't have any good advice; Fran relies on Mama for material; at lunch with her editor, Fran must apply some of Mama's advice when the man tries to take advantage of her.

Fred and Esther investigate Lamont's mysterious new girlfriend.

Fred and his friends decide to start their own escort service.

Mike may miss an opportunity for a promotion because of his race.

Archie is not pleased when he is told by his doctor that he must lose 25 pounds. Edith tries to help keep him on a healthy diet, but Archie turns to Kelsey for unhealthy food.

When Victoria wants an Oscar nomination, her friends try to convince Academy members to consider her.

The women are assessed to see if they can adopt a puppy; Elka's relationships with Mamie and Roy take a turn.

Rob and Laura try to find a home for an ugly mutt from the dog pound.

Rob and Laura recall their courtship days when Rob almost lost Laura to another man.

Woody decides to elope after misconstruing Sam's advice; Norm pulls designated driver duty.

Carla consults a psychic (Georgia Brown) concerning her late husband's attempts to contact her from beyond.

Latka works to save the cracked-up Cab 804 while the cabbies fondly recall times in the legendary car.

Felix's pet parrot takes a turn for the worse, and Oscar offers to handle the burial arrangements.

Howard's game-warden brother (William Redfield) comes to Chicago to witness the mating of two whooping cranes and stays to make a play for Howard's girlfriend.

Max's friend, Sid Krimm, comes to the rescue to retrieve a list of KAOS agents.

Part 1/2. Ralph thinks Alice is having an affair, but she is actually meeting with a TV producer to get him on "This Is Your Life.".

Bilko learns the Army failed to cancel his battlefield commission.

Guests: Ken Berry and Dionne Warwick.

Toody, Muldoon, Schnauser and Wallace audition for the "Mitch Miller Show.".

Chaos reigns when Mr. Conklin's written speech to the school board is accidentally torn.

Ozzie and Harriet decide to further their educations.

Ann takes her responsibility to vote so seriously that it gets her into a spat with her father.

Michelle suffers amnesia and the rest of the gang tries to help by recalling moments from the past.

A widowed father (Bob Saget) of three young girls asks two friends (John Stamos, Dave Coulier) to move in and help raise his family.

While baby-sitting Danny's girls, Jesse jams with members of his rock band.

Anxiety reigns supreme as Stephanie prepares to enter kindergarten.

The Bradys' neighbors decide to adopt a son and end up with three.

Cissy and Buffy pay for having wishes granted.

Danny tries to teach Rusty the value of money.

The school tells Donna and Alex that Jeff is a genius.

Chip thinks his grandfather would make a great leader for his Cub Scout troop.

Chip's friend spends all his time with a new boy.

Lucy tries to keep the press away from a secluded guest (Eva Gabor).

Viv threatens to sue Lucy when she sprains her ankle in the house.

Lucy wants to attend a Paris fashion show, but Ricky is hesitant to let her go.

Lucy and Ricky are trapped by an Alpine avalanche.

Rob, Laura and the office gang put together a variety show to help an old friend.

Mary tries to keep an incompetent politician from looking foolish on a news show.

Fonzie fills in as a substitute teacher; the issue of sex education.

Lenny and Squiggy imagine being in silent films of the black and white era.

A companion befriends a doctor's (Ben Vereen) ex-girlfriend; Gopher falls for a former teacher; a father learns a lesson.

A man hires April as interpreter; a man claims to be a widow's guardian angel; an almost-divorced couple meet.

The Clampetts beg Mr. Drysdale to arrange the return of their gorilla chore-boy, Herby.

Jed runs for smog commissioner when the incumbent stops Granny from cooking up her smog-producing lye soap.

Mama discovers a stranger has been buried next to her husband.

Mama Harper hopes she can keep the cause of her sister's death a secret.

Fred is happy with Lamont's wedding plans until he learns the couple plans to live in their own place. He tries to convince Lamont's fiancée to break up with him.

George Foreman guest stars as Lamont's brother in a community play.

Gloria's 24-hour-a-day job as a new mother doesn't leave much time for Mike.

Archie is insistent on having Joey baptized, but both Gloria and Mike refuse. Archie decides to take matters into his own hands.

Melanie uses her illness to get sold-out concert tickets; Victoria starts an online romance.

The women take the depressed dog to a pet therapist, who blames them for his bad behavior.

Soon after Rob and Laura begin an art class, the instructor has designs on Rob.

Rob's dreams of inheriting a fortune seem dashed when he gets an old desk.

Rebecca asks Sam to spy on Colcord to see if he has other girlfriends; Woody sings the new-roommate blues.

Sam denies the rumor that he has added Rebecca to his list of "conquests.".

When the vending-machine girl reveals her hidden desire to meet Louie, Alex introduces them.

Oscar is suspected of foul play when no one seems to be able to find Felix.

Jerry's depression turns to instant joy when a globe-trotting ex-flame (Gail Strickland) suddenly re-enters his life and proposes.

When a KAOS agent with a Maxwell Smart mask shoots a bank guard, Max gets blamed.

Part 2/2. When Ralph and Norton find airline tickets, they think Alice is planning on running away with the producer of "This Is Your Life.".

Bilko needs money for a New York City furlough.

Guests: Paul Lynde and Peggy Lee.

Mrs. Bronson refuses to leave her new apartment even though the building has no walls.

Miss Brooks plays matchmaker between a reluctant janitor and a cleaning lady.

Kate (Anne Schedeen) goes back to work when a strike sends Willie (Max Wright) home.

In a nightmare, Willie (Max Wright) dreams ALF is his school roommate. With Anne Schedeen.

Trouble comes in threes when Grandma Claire (Alice Herson) and both Jesse and Joey's mothers (Rhoda Gemignani, Beverly Sanders) pay unexpected visits.

Danny has mixed emotions about dating again when several women join the for-men-only fishing trip.

Danny feels guilty because he hasn't been spending enough time with his children.

Danny is knocked out while interviewing a prizefighter when he mentions his wife left him.

Mike helps a toy designer being replaced by computers.

A rival group's manager kidnaps the Monkees. George: Vic Tayback.

Learning how pets donate blood.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A boy with Down syndrome finds his perfect sidekick in a donkey; a college student saves the life of a pigeon, and the pigeon returns the favor.

Jack counts down some of his favorite primates, from Proboscis Monkeys to Howlers and Baboons.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

A surprise birthday party for Danny turns grim when he learns that Jesse has totaled his prized car.

Danny and his family are chosen to make a promotional announcement to boost ratings at the TV station.

Skip Farnun sees the Bradys coming out of a supermarket and decides they are ideal for his soap commercial.

Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters.

Jan is determined to establish her own identity when teachers compare her to Marcia.

Carol and Mike are on opposing sides when Greg wants to go out for the high-school football team.

Mr. Howell puts Gilligan through basic training to be a millionaire's socialite son.

A fall from a coconut tree gives Gilligan an inflated nose and a deflated ego.

Gilligan finds himself a blushing bride when a native chief comes to the island to marry off his daughter. However, he must compete with another suitor for the young woman's hand.

Gilligan suggests a beauty contest to decide who the prettiest woman is on the island. Others try to influence him to cast his vote in their favor.

A visiting congressman befriends Gomer and suggests that his commanding officer promote him to corporal.

Gomer dreams that Carter will propose to Bunny.

Carter halfheartedly enters Gomer to represent his platoon in the base talent contest.

When Gomer becomes separated from his sightseeing tour group, he finds himself in the president's office.

Marvin and Marita, impoverished dance mavens, introduce the Clampetts to the art of Terpsichore.

Jed finds a job as a garbage collector because he's weary of loafing.

Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly Lotharios who are after her money.

The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen.

Bull scores very high on an I.Q. test and is offered a cushy job at a think-tank trying to communicate mentally with test animals.

Motherhood loses its appeal when Christine (Markie Post) baby-sits a friend's energetic infant. With Harry Anderson.

The staff mugs before courtroom TV cameras; guest Marion Ross.

Bull (Richard Moll) is on a game show; a cantankerous judge (Florence Stanley) jails Dan (John Larroquette) for contempt.

Rebecca suspects Robin of an ulterior motive after she moves in with him.

Robin (Roger Rees) and Rebecca face criminal charges following an ill-fated corporate takeover attempt.

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

The gang has reservations about Sam's desire to rehire Rebecca.

A professional basketball team hires Bob to give a psychological assist to its superstar.

Bob develops a unique psychological problem when Carol decides to resume her college career and become a psychologist.

The Hartleys are bombarded with legal hassles when Bob is sued by a shy patient and Emily decides to fight a parking ticket.

When the Hartleys entertain Howard's son, they hire a beauty queen (Brooke Adams) as a babysitter.

Tired of waiting for Max to pop the question, 99 agrees to marry a casino boss.

Max and 99 are mistaken for KAOS agents and receive a doll that is very valuable to KAOS.

After Sledge (David Rasche) arrests the leader of a satanic cult, the followers storm the precinct. Mark Blankfield and Tom Henschel guest star.

Sledge (David Rasche) loses his cool when a gang of hoods steals his prized Magnum. Bill Dana and Allan Miller guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie's name is spelled incorrectly in the local newspaper.

Ozzie and Thorny don't show much enthusiasm for a basketball game between their families.

Jeff decides to act as his father's agent.

Mary has dates with both a boy and her father.

A 13-year-old genius visits the Stones.

A new boy feigns bad behavior to win acceptance.

Benny invests his life savings in Gary Levy's jeans store and becomes an instant tycoon.

The bank where Brenda works holds a "Miss Security Bank Girl" contest.

Don accompanies Ann on a job in a Las Vegas show; an egotistical actor tries to ruin her relationship.

Ann and Don plan an elaborate joke in retaliation for the joke Marty played on them.

A young guest upsets Ann's dinner for Don's friends.

With Ann's help, her agent revives his comedy career.

Sonny sacrifices his stuntman job for his romance with Laverne.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

Mama's daughter (Betty White) secretly checks into the hospital for an operation.

The Harpers race to the betting window when Mama has visions of winning horses.

Mama, Naomi and Iola compete to see who makes the best chili.

Lucy feels guilty when she realizes the next day is Little Ricky's birthday and wants to call him.

Lucy is "discovered" by an Italian film director while traveling to Rome.

The Ricardos' belongings disappear from a borrowed Vermont cabin; with Ida Lupino, Howard Duff.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Lucy drops a penny worth $16.50 into a storm drain.

Lucy, in an attempt to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style, transforms the crooner into a rock 'n' roller.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Lucy can't cross the French-Italian border because she lost her passport.

Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos.

A mystery writer searches for a lost nephew; Stubing is offered a New York job; Julie becomes a jealous wife's target.

A mystery writer searches for a lost nephew; Stubing is offered a New York job; Julie becomes a jealous wife's target.

Chuck invents a new love potion at the wrong time. "Love and the Intruder" Marvin borrows a company-owned apartment to entertain his girlfriend.

Jim and Helen just want a quiet honeymoon. "Love and the Split-Up" Susan and Derek find that divorce isn't all that easy.

Harry invites Bruno and his mistress to dinner. "Love and Accidental Passion" Jill has an automobile accident.

George is helping out with a sex survey. "Love And The Particular Girl" Helen uses karate and judo on her dates.

Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50.

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

A high school senior falls head over heels in love with Sam.

Goober helps an author and his wife who have just moved to Mayberry.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

A jobless man (Jackie Coogan) thinks Bill needs money.

Danny meets an old-time burlesque comedian.

The Stones fear their handyman has stolen $20.

Bub misses his rendezvous with a legendary fish.

Robbie defends his family to a girl.

Lucy's birthday party is held at a Chinese restaurant.

Lucy and Viv decide to make a rumpus room out of the basement.

The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

Mary accepts a date with the newspaper columnist who interviews her.

Jenny wants to pass blame to Joanie; the Piccolo and Cunningham parents meet in a showdown.

Carmine's new comedy act has everyone laughing -- except his friends.

A dress affects many people's lives; guests Eleanor Parker, Forrest Tucker, Bob Denver, Markie Post, Kelly Monteith, Lyle Waggoner.

The crew thinks a bride wants her groom dead; a boy learns a secret from his past; a woman boards to meet her pen pal.

Girl-crazy Jethro tries to join Biddle's Bird Watchers after he spots a beauty in the ranks of the women-only club.

Recognizing the homespun sincerity of Jed and Granny, an advertising man persuades them to appear on a soap commercial.

Naomi seeks advice on sex from Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Iola wants to freeze-dry her recently deceased cat.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

A broken furnace forces the Bunkers to spend a few days at the Stivic house.

Gloria tries to pressure Archie into taking Edith out for a night on the town.

Victoria wants to come clean to her former NYC roommate, Maddie Banks (Kirstie Alley); Melanie, Joy and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.

Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple; Elka has a political rival.

Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.

Rebecca is upset when the press has a field day with her former rival, who identifies herself as Robin Colcord's true love.

Cliff has his visiting mother (Frances Sternhagen) stay at Woody's place.

Alex is informed about his father Joe being seriously ill in hospital; Alex, who hasn't seen his father since his mother's death and hasn't spoken to him for 30 years, reluctantly gives Joe a visit.

When $50 is missing from the poker bank, Felix suspects Oscar of taking the money.