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Carter halfheartedly enters Gomer to represent his platoon in the base talent contest.

When Gomer becomes separated from his sightseeing tour group, he finds himself in the president's office.

Marvin and Marita, impoverished dance mavens, introduce the Clampetts to the art of Terpsichore.

Jed finds a job as a garbage collector because he's weary of loafing.

Granny is pursued simultaneously by two elderly Lotharios who are after her money.

The Clampetts arrange a career comeback for an idol of the silent screen.

Bull scores very high on an I.Q. test and is offered a cushy job at a think-tank trying to communicate mentally with test animals.

Motherhood loses its appeal when Christine (Markie Post) baby-sits a friend's energetic infant. With Harry Anderson.

The staff mugs before courtroom TV cameras; guest Marion Ross.

Bull (Richard Moll) is on a game show; a cantankerous judge (Florence Stanley) jails Dan (John Larroquette) for contempt.

Rebecca suspects Robin of an ulterior motive after she moves in with him.

Robin (Roger Rees) and Rebecca face criminal charges following an ill-fated corporate takeover attempt.

Celtics star Kevin McHale is injured by Woody when he plays in a match as a favor to Sam.

The gang has reservations about Sam's desire to rehire Rebecca.

A professional basketball team hires Bob to give a psychological assist to its superstar.

Bob develops a unique psychological problem when Carol decides to resume her college career and become a psychologist.

The Hartleys are bombarded with legal hassles when Bob is sued by a shy patient and Emily decides to fight a parking ticket.

When the Hartleys entertain Howard's son, they hire a beauty queen (Brooke Adams) as a babysitter.

Tired of waiting for Max to pop the question, 99 agrees to marry a casino boss.

Max and 99 are mistaken for KAOS agents and receive a doll that is very valuable to KAOS.

After Sledge (David Rasche) arrests the leader of a satanic cult, the followers storm the precinct. Mark Blankfield and Tom Henschel guest star.

Sledge (David Rasche) loses his cool when a gang of hoods steals his prized Magnum. Bill Dana and Allan Miller guest star.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

An aspiring actress and a centenarian compete to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie's name is spelled incorrectly in the local newspaper.

Ozzie and Thorny don't show much enthusiasm for a basketball game between their families.

Jeff decides to act as his father's agent.

Mary has dates with both a boy and her father.

A 13-year-old genius visits the Stones.

A new boy feigns bad behavior to win acceptance.

Benny invests his life savings in Gary Levy's jeans store and becomes an instant tycoon.

The bank where Brenda works holds a "Miss Security Bank Girl" contest.

Don accompanies Ann on a job in a Las Vegas show; an egotistical actor tries to ruin her relationship.

Ann and Don plan an elaborate joke in retaliation for the joke Marty played on them.

A young guest upsets Ann's dinner for Don's friends.

With Ann's help, her agent revives his comedy career.

Sonny sacrifices his stuntman job for his romance with Laverne.

While house sitting, Rowdies invade the roommates' beach party.

Rhonda traps the girls into playing a game of "Truth or Dare".

The roommates find they're about to wed singers after eating laced brownies.

Aunt Fran's will contains one last condition.

Mama's daughter (Betty White) secretly checks into the hospital for an operation.

The Harpers race to the betting window when Mama has visions of winning horses.

Mama, Naomi and Iola compete to see who makes the best chili.

Lucy feels guilty when she realizes the next day is Little Ricky's birthday and wants to call him.

Lucy is "discovered" by an Italian film director while traveling to Rome.

The Ricardos' belongings disappear from a borrowed Vermont cabin; with Ida Lupino, Howard Duff.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Lucy drops a penny worth $16.50 into a storm drain.

Lucy, in an attempt to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style, transforms the crooner into a rock 'n' roller.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Lucy can't cross the French-Italian border because she lost her passport.

Lucy's windfall at a casino starts trouble between the Mertzes and Ricardos.

A mystery writer searches for a lost nephew; Stubing is offered a New York job; Julie becomes a jealous wife's target.

A mystery writer searches for a lost nephew; Stubing is offered a New York job; Julie becomes a jealous wife's target.

Chuck invents a new love potion at the wrong time. "Love and the Intruder" Marvin borrows a company-owned apartment to entertain his girlfriend.

Jim and Helen just want a quiet honeymoon. "Love and the Split-Up" Susan and Derek find that divorce isn't all that easy.

Harry invites Bruno and his mistress to dinner. "Love and Accidental Passion" Jill has an automobile accident.

George is helping out with a sex survey. "Love And The Particular Girl" Helen uses karate and judo on her dates.

Emmett feels he's getting old when he realizes that he'll soon be 50.

An old friend of Millie's promises to make her a Hollywood star.

A high school senior falls head over heels in love with Sam.

Goober helps an author and his wife who have just moved to Mayberry.

Stephanie wins a spot in a television commercial that D.J. wanted.

Jesse's latest love interest thwarts his advances because she is afraid of his type of man.

Just when Joey gets a date to play with the Harlem Globetrotters, members of the household catch the measles.

Joey considers abandoning his career as a comic after he bombs on stage.

Marcia bets that she can beat Greg's score on the driver's test.

A jobless man (Jackie Coogan) thinks Bill needs money.

Danny meets an old-time burlesque comedian.

The Stones fear their handyman has stolen $20.

Bub misses his rendezvous with a legendary fish.

Robbie defends his family to a girl.

Lucy's birthday party is held at a Chinese restaurant.

Lucy and Viv decide to make a rumpus room out of the basement.

The Ricardos and Mertzes must return to the United States by plane instead of ship.

Lucy tries to convince Bob Hope she isn't a jinx.

French singing idol Jacques Savon, who has played a curious part in both Rob's and Laura's pasts, suddenly reappears.

Mary accepts a date with the newspaper columnist who interviews her.

Jenny wants to pass blame to Joanie; the Piccolo and Cunningham parents meet in a showdown.

Carmine's new comedy act has everyone laughing -- except his friends.

A dress affects many people's lives; guests Eleanor Parker, Forrest Tucker, Bob Denver, Markie Post, Kelly Monteith, Lyle Waggoner.

The crew thinks a bride wants her groom dead; a boy learns a secret from his past; a woman boards to meet her pen pal.

Girl-crazy Jethro tries to join Biddle's Bird Watchers after he spots a beauty in the ranks of the women-only club.

Recognizing the homespun sincerity of Jed and Granny, an advertising man persuades them to appear on a soap commercial.

Naomi seeks advice on sex from Dr. Joyce Brothers.

Iola wants to freeze-dry her recently deceased cat.

While preparing to receive the Watts Businessman of the Year award, Fred worries that his back pain may get in the way of the glory. Lamont suggests Fred try acupuncture.

Fred fabricates a story about the war to tell to his grandchildren.

A broken furnace forces the Bunkers to spend a few days at the Stivic house.

Gloria tries to pressure Archie into taking Edith out for a night on the town.

Victoria wants to come clean to her former NYC roommate, Maddie Banks (Kirstie Alley); Melanie, Joy and Elka cross things off their bucket lists.

Joy and Bob go undercover as a couple; Elka has a political rival.

Rob almost earns $500 because the freckles on his back are in the shape of the Liberty Bell.

A bullfighter becomes the Petries' new handyman.

Rebecca is upset when the press has a field day with her former rival, who identifies herself as Robin Colcord's true love.

Cliff has his visiting mother (Frances Sternhagen) stay at Woody's place.

Alex is informed about his father Joe being seriously ill in hospital; Alex, who hasn't seen his father since his mother's death and hasn't spoken to him for 30 years, reluctantly gives Joe a visit.

When $50 is missing from the poker bank, Felix suspects Oscar of taking the money.

Cliff Murdock (Tom Poston), Bob's old laugh-a-minute college buddy, affectionately known as "The Peeper," pays a return visit. An uncharacteristically somber Cliff announces that his wife has left him.

The Chief tries to impress a magazine reporter in hopes of giving CONTROL a better image.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons buy a summer cottage.

It's pleasure before business when Bilko is sent to Detroit to pick up a consignment of trucks.

Carol's guests are Burt Reynolds and Nanette Fabray; they join the gang for a series of Carol's patented commercial parodies, and the late night adventure movie "The Lavender Pimpernel.".

A group of confidence men attempts to swindle Sylvia Schnauser and Toody by mistake.

Miss Brooks is ordered to find out what's wrong with star baseball player Bones Snodgrass and finds out he's in love with Suzy Prentiss.

Shrewd Ozzie does some swapping with Ricky and David.

An Italian restaurateur frees trapped Ann from the shower.

Danny embarks on his first date since the death of his wife that results in romance.

D.J.'s favorite cousin (Kirk Cameron) comes for a visit, but ends up spending most of his time with Danny.

Close quarters prompt Jesse to seek other lodgings for a while.

The clan struggles to adjust to life without Jesse. He returns home when Michelle gets sick.

Bobby and Peter camp out in the backyard to look for UFOs. Former astronaut James McDivitt guest stars.

Bill lays down tough rules for the siblings.

Manager Rusty's act guests on "Ed Sullivan.".

Appendectomy-patient Alex is miserable in the hospital.

Robbie's high science grades make him an outcast.

Robbie and a friend turn to raising pigs for profit.

Lucy wants Wayne Newton to hire her son as a drummer in his band.

Contrite Lucy decides to redo Vivian's room.

Lucy tries to determine her son's future career by the toys he prefers.

Ricky fears disaster when Orson Welles asks Lucy to help him in his magic act.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

Lou must decide who should get his old job when he is promoted to program manager.

Fonzie thinks he has lost his touch with women when a kiss sends a new teacher running away in terror.

The girls regret writing a nasty note to their boss -- after it's been delivered to his office.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

A couple secretly plans divorce; a betrothed girl falls in love; smitten Gopher is kidnapped; a divorcee meets a count.

Mr. Drysdale hires little people to pose as men from outer space in a publicity stunt.

The Clampetts are honored by a distinguished visitor from home -- the mayor of Bug Tussle.

A steamy love letter falls into the wrong hands at the Harper house.

Iola believes Bubba is the prime suspect after her pearl necklace disappears.

Fred and Lamont wind up stranded in the forest when they go camping. They reflect on past experiences together.

Three jewel thieves plan to use Fred as their mule to smuggle their stolen gems out of Hawaii to California.

A lonely Archie is flattered when flirtatious waitress gives him her number while Edith is volunteering at the Sunshine Home.

Edith becomes suspicious of Archie's behavior and confronts him when she finds Denise's number. Edith leaves Archie.

The women fly to Los Angeles; Elka gets campaign advice from a statistics expert; Victoria grows nervous; Joy meets a man.

Melanie is pushed into going on a date with Ross Barkley; Joy hides her feelings for Mitch.

When school officials hear about Ritchie's version of the birds and the bees, Rob and Laura are forced to meet with the school's psychologist.

Rob recalls the time he defended his title as middleweight champion of an Army camp.

Norm campaigns to save his favorite eatery, the Hungry Heifer, which is slated to close.

Lilith and Frasier are shocked to discover that their son is only of average intelligence; Rebecca grows desperate for her jailed lover, Robin (Roger Rees).

The cabbies work to straighten out the reverend Jim and try to help him by making him join the company.

Felix is forced to depend on Oscar's help in the finals of the Golden Apron Cooking Contest.