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Little Ricky wanders off while Ricky and Fred watch a football game, but not before Ricky gives a Cuban version of "Little Red Riding Hood" when putting the baby down for a nap.

In an effort to gain more attention from the husbands, Lucy and Ethel enroll in a sophisticated charm school.

Laura proves more proficient than Rob in the art of self-defense.

When Ted learns that Mary is attending a night-school class in creative writing, he enrolls in the same course.

To earn Fonzie's respect, Chachi enters a city boxing tournament.

Laverne and Shirley are laid off at the brewery and are forced to get jobs as dime-a-dance girls.

The Mermaids' choreographer charms Isaac; Gopher plays mediator; Doc looks after Gopher's girlfriend; Judy falls for a mysterious man.

The Temptations board with their manager; a loan shark (Vic Tayback) bargains for a date; the captain becomes involved in a kidnapping.

Jethro leaves home when he learns his ugly childhood sweetheart is coming for a visit.

A rural family reluctantly exchanges a one-room mountain cabin for $25 million and a 35-room mansion, after they strike oil on their land.

Mama brings some fun to her cousin who is living in a nursing home.

Vint is sure he has a shot at stardom after winning a talent contest.

Fred and his friends plan a cheer-up party after attending a friend's funeral.

A question arises whether Fred is really Lamont's father.

Mike and Lionel participate in a student protest, but it's Archie who winds up in jail.

Following a robbery, a crook breaks into the Bunker home to avoid capture by the police.

Victoria's daughter stops by with very surprising news; Joy dates a blind man who thinks she's 26; Elka prank-calls a Yankee third baseman.

Victoria's arch nemesis Susan Lucci arrives looking for guidance now that "All My Children" has been canceled.

A romantic British film star (Richard Dawson) arouses Rob's ire by his attentions to Laura.

Rob finds himself very out of place at a dinner party for several celebrated literati.

Sam questions Norm's abilities when he hires him as an accountant.

Sam and Diane want to spend some time alone together, but the lonely Coach keeps joining them.

Louie sneaks Bobby's hateful letter to a critic to the newspaper.

A temporary shift to the day session shows a different side of each staffer. With Marsha Warfield and Harry Anderson.

Oscar goes on a neatness kick to win the favor of his new girlfriend.

One of Bob's more masculine patients enthusiastically slaps him on the back and, unfortunately for Bob, it throws his back out. Even more unfortunately, Bob and Emily were supposed to be going to Mexico for a vacation.

Max gets a job at a nursery where one CONTROL agent has already mysteriously disappeared.

Ralph and Norton try to find a $1,000 cache.

Ed prepares to leave on an out-of-town trip, but Eunice and Mickey want to come along; Harvey and Carol can't stop making little digs at each other.

Their incessant practice for a barbershop quartet contest jeopardizes Toody and Muldoon's chances for winning.

Mr. Conklin takes drastic measures to win an art award.

ALF prepares for the worst after experiencing a mild earthquake.

ALF prepares for the new baby's arrival by re-enacting scenes from "The Dick Van Dyke Show." With Max Wright and Anne Schedeen.

Danny's mother decides to make her weekend visit a permanent stay.

Joey gets a chance to appear on "Star Search"; Michelle wants to sleep in her ballerina skirt.

The girls fall in love with a stray dog, unaware that the pup is pregnant.

Jesse accepts a challenge to attempt a dangerous motorcycle stunt atop a tall building.

A producer searches for a mystery group, the Monkees.

A crooked boxing promoter makes Davy a fighter.

Exploring horses, including Clydesdales and Lipizzaners, and the differences between breeds.

Showcasing the efforts of compassionate individuals helping all kinds of animals in trouble and animal care tips.

A look back at two favorite therapy animals from the season; a pig helps a kid feel comfortable in his own skin; a pigeon finds new friends.

Giraffes, zebras, moose and bongo.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

Joey's new girlfriend (Kari Michaelsen) thinks he should be more aggressive.

Jesse takes drastic measures when he feels too dumb to attend a cultural arts party with Rebecca (Lori Loughlin).

Cindy and Bobby take a test to compete on a television show; Bobby is the big-headed one, although he does not study like his sister; Cindy passes the test believing she will be a TV star, but freezes when she gets there.

Trouble arises when Greg and Marcia both decide to use the attic as their own private room.

A rock-music agent wants to sign Greg to become a rock star named Johnny Bravo. Greg lets his new fame get to his head.

Bobby lies to his friends, telling them that Joe Namath drops by for dinner when he is in town.

A large meteorite lands on the island and threatens all living things.

A spy identical to Gilligan questions the castaways about their shipwreck.

Gilligan fishes a crate of vegetable seeds out of the lagoon.

A Hollywood producer makes an emergency landing on the island just as Ginger hears that he is on a worldwide talent search.

After a stuntwoman subdues two hoodlums, Gomer and Carter are given the credit.

When Gomer refuses to marry a famous movie star, she turns her attention to Carter.

Carter is to appear in a Hollywood movie, but nervously blows his one line for 32 takes.

Hacker bets Carter that he can't go 24 hours without losing his temper.

Dick Bremerkamp, a penniless actor, learns the Clampetts are millionaires and courts Elly.

A fortune hunter (Mike Minor) pretends to be a descendant of Davy Crockett.

Jane learns her new boyfriend is a fortune hunter who wants to marry Elly and her millions.

Jed and his family are mistaken for a staff of crazy servants when they move into their new mansion.

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

In a series of flashbacks, each night court member recalls a particular turning point. Stars Harry Anderson, John Larroquette, Markie Post.

Klink learns that Stalag 13 has made the top 10 list of prisoner-of-war camps.

Hogan's plan to dynamite a train is interrupted by the inspector general.

Cliff's know-it-all attitude finally gets him into a fight with another patron.

When Coach buys an antique scale that also prints out fortunes, the gang finds them coming true.

Diane tries to keep Sam from going on a ski weekend with the guys.

When an old friend dies, Coach decides to hold a memorial service for him in the bar, inviting all of their old friends, but then Coach discovers that the deceased once made a pass at his late wife.

Rev. Dan Bradford seeks professional advice from Bob and then makes a startling announcement in his Sunday sermon.

With Carol on vacation, Emily is elected to fill in as the receptionist. Everyone loves the idea -- except Bob.

An attractive divorcee (Mariette Hartley) creates a feud between Jerry and Howard when she starts dating both of them.

A rather embarrassing operation leads to romance between Carol and her doctor. Everyone questions the relationship due to the new couple's age disparity.

Max is astonished to learn that the United States belongs to the direct descendant of Columbus.

Agent Maxwell Smart locks the Chief and Larrabee inside a vault.

Left for dead, Sledge (David Rasche) is resurrected and transformed into a superhuman enforcer named Hammeroid. With Richard Moll and Armin Shimerman.

Sledge (David Rasche) investigates the death of a two-timing toy tycoon. With Anne-Marie Martin and Harrison Page.

A florist competes to win fabulous prizes.

A witty housewife competes to win fabulous prizes.

Ozzie and Harriet decide to further their educations.

Shrewd Ozzie does some swapping with Ricky and David.

Emergencies keep Alex away during Father and Son Week.

Jeff places an ad to find a lost bird's owner.

Donna's friend is willing to pay $50,000 for a worthless piece of land.

Mary pushes a shy boy to become a singer.

Despite Joe's advice to butt out, Rhoda insists on going ahead with her plan to prove Brenda's new boyfriend is a married man.

Rhoda and Charlie, Joe's best friend, meet for the first time and immediately dislike each other.

Ann is an unwitting accomplice to shoplifting.

Flu leaves Ann and Don in charge of Lou's restaurant.

A king invites Ann to a state dinner.

A friend throws Don a stag party.

Everything goes wrong when Laverne and Shirley are asked out by "dreamboats.".

Shirley has not seen her father in a long time so he sets up a date with her, but never shows up.

Shirley wins a contest that entitles her to a honeymoon weekend at a classy hotel.

Laverne and Shirley come to the rescue when Lenny and Squiggy get stood up.

Mama's paralyzing back problems flare up just when guests start arriving for Naomi's dinner party.

The family decides to teach Mama to drive.

Mama takes a self-defense class after being mugged.

Mama takes revenge on a used-car salesman.

A writer doing a series on happily married couples chooses the Ricardos.

A fast-talking "tycoon" tries to sell phony stock to the Ricardos and Mertzes.

Ricky cancels plans for a second honeymoon in Sun Valley, Idaho; Lucy goes anyway, with Ethel.

Mary Jane fixes Lucy up with a meek and unassuming short man.

Lucy turns into a talent scout when she tries to give Mel Tormé his big break.

In danger after witnessing a robbery, Lucy is rescued by Mannix.

Lucy is quarantined with newly returned astronauts.

Ricky tries his hand at psychology to help Lucy overcome her mania for buying hats.

When Ricky makes a film and sells it to a producer, Lucy decides to get into the act.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Lisa Whelchel, Debbie Allen.

Students from Stubing's alma mater sail to Greece for a graduation at the Parthenon; guests Shirley Jones; Eddie Albert.

Wilma and her roommate, Carl(a), are competing in the same athletic event. In "Love and the Ledge" a born loser is about to do himself in.

Lee and Doris are happy until they meet a guru. "Love and the Physical" Boni arranges a physical for her fiancé without him knowing it.

Dolly gets her toe stuck in a bathtub faucet; Hope is jilted by her boyfriend.

Mrs. Albano tries to get Julio to propose to her daughter; in "Love and the Reincarnation," Diane tries to get Nick to notice her.

Emmett pawns his wife's expensive diamond to play the stock market.

Goober's big brother Braden comes home to Mayberry after 14 years.

Aunt Bee's Garden Club takes action against a planned road through Mayberry.

Millie hesitantly joins Sam, Howard and a friend on a camping trip.

D.J.'s baby-sitting job is made no easier by the child she is looking after.

Danny's budding romance with Stephanie's dancing instructor (Debbie Gregory) flounders after he glimpses her untidy house.

Michelle is too eager to sleep the night before her first day of preschool, and when she finally arrives in the classroom the next morning, her happiness is squashed when she is involved in an unfortunate incident with the class bird.

D.J. hopes to receive her first kiss at her 13th birthday party.

Cindy causes problems for herself and the rest of the family by being a tattletale.

A young woman (Leslie Parrish) pursues French.

Kathy tries her luck at nightclub performing.

Mary hopes for romance with her French-language tutor.

Steve is blamed when cookies and blueprints mysteriously disappear.

A Thoroughbred cannot run without her rabbit mascot.

Lucy and another secretary (Carol Burnett) clash in a contest.

Lucy turns the courtroom into a shambles when she acts as her own attorney.

Lucy and Ethel disagree over the ownership of a winning "bonus" buck.

Lucy sets out to win a free trip to Hawaii for herself and the Mertzes.

Rob and Laura are unaware that their teenage babysitter has a crush on Laura.

Mary's research for a news special involves spending every night for a week in a singles bar.

Roger is named principal of the toughest high school in the city.

Laverne and Shirley cook up a scheme to get rid of Frank's latest love interest.

A woman (Marion Ross) dodges Andy Warhol; a couple (Andy Griffith, Cloris Leachman) searches for a rare stamp; pay rates upset Ace.

Gopher envisions the liner as a World War II troop ship en route to France; guests Charo, Nathan Cook, Stephanie Mills, Erin Moran.

The Clampett family miss being back at their old home in the mountains; Pearl tries to win over the oil man at the cabin as he takes her to a nearby phone.

When Mr. Drysdale describes Mrs. Drysdale as being a hypochondriac, the Clampetts assume she is a drunk.

A supermarket hires Mama as a consultant.

Mama disrupts Vint and Naomi's plans for a romantic anniversary.

Lamont goes to court after receiving what he feels is an unfair traffic ticket.

A dispute arises between Fred and Julio over the boundary dividing their properties.

The Stivics and the Bunkers recall Mike's introduction to his future father-in-law.

A local election sparks dissent in the Bunker household when conservative Archie is pitted against liberal Mike.

Johnny Revere records a benefit song in Cleveland; Melanie tracks a musical idol; Elka seeks a lock of a singer's hair for her charity; Joy chases her fantasy of being a rock star.

The ladies decide to track down their lost loves, including the man who left Joy at the altar.

Rob suffers pangs of jealousy when Laura meets a successful old flame (Robert Vaughn).

Rob finds himself caught in the middle after Buddy announces he is going to divorce Pickles.

Norm thinks he must have an affair with an attractive client to prove his manhood.

Sam believes that Diane is still madly in love with him; Cliff catches a co-worker stealing.

The cabbies pound the pavement looking for new jobs when the Sunshine Cab Co. goes out of business.

Dan (John Larroquette) uses a night at the opera to make his moves on Margaret (Mary Cadorette). With Harry Anderson.

Oscar tries to cure Felix's fear of flying so he can accept a major photographic assignment.

Bob suffers an inferiority attack when a test reveals that Emily's IQ is higher than his.

Agent Maxwell Smart falls prey to a KAOS plot to hypnotize CONTROL agents.

Part 1/2. The Kramdens and Nortons enter a contest.

Lucille Ball, Tim Conway and Gloria Loring guest star; featuring a sketch in which Lucy and Carol play rival Rent-A-Car agents vying for Tim's business and more.

In an effort to keep Toody and Muldoon, the residents of their beat refuse to permit any crime to occur.

The police investigate a jewel theft.

Ozzie loses the return address on a girl's letter to Ricky.

With Ann's help, her agent revives his comedy career.

Joey and Jesse host a children's programming, but end up breaking Stephanie's nose in the process.

Danny, Jesse and Joey let the girls run the family for a day.

Stephanie accidentally drives Joey's car through the kitchen wall.

Jesse catches D.J. with a can of beer in her hand at a school dance.

After falling out of a tree, Bobby develops a fear of heights.

Poison-pen letters implicate French in a scandal.

Danny fears what Linda will say on television.

Alex is asked to teach an adolescent-psychology class.

Chip and a friend form a trapping business.

A computer matches Mike and Sally with others.

Lucy hires Richard Burton (who is disguised as a plumber) to fix her leaking tap. She accidentally gets Elizabeth Taylor's famous ring stuck on her finger and winds up substituting her left arm for Liz's at the Burton's banquet later that evening.

Lucy's date, an Italian tycoon, doesn't speak English.

Lucy and Ethel dress up as two maids from Mars for a publicity stunt.

Ricky and the Mertzes are the central characters in Lucy's first novel.

Rob's friendship with Jerry is almost destroyed in a row over a neighbor's crab grass lawn.

Mary faces a jail term when she refuses to reveal her source for a story about graft in high places.

Fonzie's unknown half-brother comes to visit from Milwaukee with bad news.

Shirley is promoted at the brewery and tries to change everyone's work habits.

Swindlers target Doc; newlyweds battle; a foe threatens reunited lovers; two women search for wealthy husbands.

Doc is targeted by a swindler; the wife of a retired champion cyclist gives her husband an ultimatum; a financially strapped woman reunites with a former flame.

Jed takes Drysdale's suggestion about buying good stock to heart and quickly purchases cows, pigs and chickens.

Drysdale attempts another step in the social renovation of the Clampetts by lending them his servants.

Mama announces her plans to run for mayor.

Mama discovers that the mayor's job is overwhelming.

Lamont takes his father to the hospital to find out why he's had so many heart attacks.

Fred has different plans when Lamont and Rollo plan a romantic evening with two girls.

Edith's honesty infuriates Archie when he learns that she left a note on an unoccupied car that she dented.

Archie jumps at a $35,000 offer to sell his house to a black buyer.

The ladies escape to a lake house after Victoria sets loose a poisonous spider; Melanie finds out her new love interest is actually Joy's former fiancé.

Victoria goes to Overeaters Anonymous disguised in a fat suit; Melanie meets a guy at a different anonymous meeting; Joy goes out with a man who's a big departure from her type.

Sally gets a marriage proposal from an opportunistic comic (Guy Marks) who wants her to write his material.

Rob finds himself in hot water after inadvertently lifting a comedy idea from another show.

Sam hires an eccentric artist (Christopher Lloyd) to paint a portrait of Diane.

Diane defends her relationship with Sam while having her portrait painted by an artist (Christopher Lloyd).

The cabbies meet one month after the closing of the Sunshine Cab Co. to discuss what great careers they have found.

A childhood bully (Don Gibb) confronts Harry (Harry Anderson) again after the judge puts him behind bars.