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Gomer and Carter are contestants on the "Win-a-Date" television program.

Carter decides Gomer might not re-enlist if he were married, so he tries to arrange a wedding.

Jed acts as his own attorney when he's sued by a couple seeking $100,000 in damages for a fictitious auto accident.

The Clampetts take Jethro to Mrs. Drysdale's psychiatrist for an assessment so that he can pass the fifth grade; when Pearl accompanies him, she is worried about being asked to lie on the couch.

Jethro is finally told that he can finish the fifth grade by Doctor Twombly, but the doctor still wants to see Grannie; her love potion for Pearl misfires, leaving Twombly confused.

Jed takes over Drysdale's job for one afternoon and wins him the Banker of the Year title; Drysdale accidentally uses the wrong speech for his conference, and a new teller makes an impact.

Mac (Charlie Robinson) gets his college degree and a job offer from another judge; Dan (John Larroquette) hires a butler. Stars Harry Anderson.

A magazine votes Harry (Harry Anderson) one of New York's 10 most interesting men. With Markie Post and John Larroquette.

Hogan has to smuggle valuable photographs out of the POW camp.

Hogan has to destroy a secret German shipment of heavy water.

Carla finds the perfect replacement for Diane, who is traveling through Europe.

Carla hatches a self-styled plot for revenge against her high-school principal.

Diane hopes Sam will profess his love for her after Frasier proposes.

Sam learns that Diane is working in a convent and asks her to come back to Cheers.

While filling in for a fellow psychologist, Bob is surprised to find that his first patient is Jerry, who is reluctant to reveal his problem. A little prodding produces the startling admission that Jerry is in love with Emily.

It's a matter of principal versus principle when Emily refuses to skip one of her students ahead two grades at the elementary school where she teaches, despite the prodding of the school's principal.

Bob is faced with the possibility that his younger sister may move in with Howard.

Bob takes two of his therapy groups to a rustic retreat for a marathon session that never progresses further than everyone's complaints about the primitive conditions of their accommodations.

Smart must take a payroll to CONTROL agents behind the Iron Curtain.

When a CONTROL agent is mysteriously murdered, Smart and 99 search for the killer.

Sledge and Dori must investigate the murder of a punk rocker.

Sledge (David Rasche) becomes engrossed in a survivalist war game to find out who murdered a businessman. With John Paragon, Roderick Cook and Anthony DeLongis.

A mismatched pair competes to win a grand prize.

Actress Evelyn Rudie is featured on the classic quiz show.

The Nelsons face a feathered dilemma when they attempt to repair their rain gutter.

Harriet writes to an advice columnist at the local newspaper.

Jeff's Explorers Club decides to buy a man a trip.

Alex is offered office space in a modern building.

Mary's pals take advantage of Donna and Alex's absence.

Donna protests an airline's misleading advertising.

Brenda, depressed and feeling in a rut, decides to pack up and move to San Francisco.

Bored with her life, Ida decides to become a "now" woman and launch her own career.

A producer hires Ann to help him during a lawsuit.

Ann sees film of Ruth kissing a man.

A wrenched back strands Don in Ann's apartment.

Babysitter Ann thinks her charge has mumps.

Laverne and Shirley learn a valuable lesson when they try to entertain Mrs. Babish's mentally challenged daughter.

The owner of the Brewery wants the girls to put his talentless son in the brewery talent show.

Laverne agrees to let Shirley's cousin, who is about to take his final exam at dental school, fix her broken front tooth.

After getting the royal brush-off from two fellows, Laverne and Shirley spend the night in an Oshkosh bus station.

Mama participates in a "Grandma USA" pageant.

Bubba enlists in the Army to impress his girlfriend.

Mama's worldly cousin annoys Mama with her lifestyle and her never-ending stories.

Mama emerges as a contender in an arm-wrestling competition and goes up against a biker's equally tough mother.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes have a hard time finding accommodations on their trip to California.

Lucy gets the Ricardos and the Mertzes thrown in a Tennessee jail.

After a movie deal falls through, Lucy wants her house back from the Williams family; with Danny Thomas.

Lucy rents Viv's room to a pair of bank robbers.

Lucy and Viv offer to take over the kitchen chores at a boys camp.

A diamond cutter (Wally Cox) uses Lucy's home as a secret workshop.

Jack Benny tells Lucy the story of his life.

The Ricardos and the Mertzes stop at Ethel's hometown, Albuquerque, N.M.

While Ricky heads to a meeting at the film studio, Lucy and the Mertzes go celebrity hunting, and Lucy finds trouble when she meets William Holden and Eve Arden while having lunch at the Brown Derby restaurant in Hollywood.

A cruise to China brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests John Forsythe, Ursula Andress, Linda Evans.

A China cruise brings mystery and romance to crew and passengers; guests Lee Majors, Michael Constantine, Lee Horsley.

Sam is desperate to fend off Alice's attempts to marry him. "Love and the Girlish Groom" Ollie is working his way through law school.

Estelle concocts an elaborate plan to fool her husband. "Love and the Swing Philosophy" A husband and wife try to get jobs on a singles magazine.

Irene gets her neighbor arrested as a peeping Tom.

Fred finds his honeymoon turned into show night. "Love and the Legend" A couple moves into a haunted house.

Millie's new job is in a bookie joint.

Mike volunteers to take care of Howard's talking mynah bird, and then loses it.

Martha opens a boutique against Emmett's advice.

Howard tries to get his friends to take sensitivity training.

When Jesse and Rebecca disagree over how to raise the twins, Jesse imagines them as teenagers.

Danny's obsession with cleanliness causes a family revolt that turns him into "Dirty Dan.".

Jesse, Joey and Danny trade an awards dinner for a drive-in movie when they learn D.J. is there with a teenage Casanova.

Michelle begins dressing and acting like a boy to win back two friends who suddenly decide they don't like girls.

Carol writes a story for a women's magazine and the Bradys prematurely celebrate the article's success.

The twins plan a surprise birthday party for French.

Uncle Tonoose surprises everyone in the Williams household with his announcement that he plans to marry.

The Stones' friends go all out on a new farm.

The Douglas family visits Hong Kong, and Uncle Charley (William Demarest) hunts for his sweetheart of 30 years earlier.

Steve's unusual behavior convinces his family that he is planning to be married.

Lucy, in an attempt to modernize Rudy Vallee's musical style, transforms the crooner into a rock 'n' roller.

Lucy gets a job checking parking-meter violations.

Ricky goes off with five dazzling starlets for an evening of publicity pictures.

Lucy snares a bit part in a motion picture.

When one of Ritchie's two pet ducks dies, it seems as if the Petrie family has lost one of its human members.

Ted, who knows nothing about gambling, invents a "can't miss" betting system.

Joanie tries to help one of her students who has a problem with drugs.

Laverne and Shirley help Squiggy pass a written driving test so that he can keep his job at the brewery.

Stubing has prenuptial jitters; Ace is prepared to take over as purser if Gopher accepts an offer to manage a tropical resort.

Stubbing's ex-wife arrives with her new husband; a girl cheers a would-be bride; a politician's fiancée discovers she is a centerfold.

One of Jethro's school friends spends a day at the Clampett mansion, and the hillbillies show the over-protected boy how to have fun.

To humor Granny, Jed fakes illness so that she can resume the doctoring that brought her fame in the hills.

Bubba must stand in for Luann's blind date.

Naomi feels neglected when Vint decides to join an elite men's club.

A fun time is had by all when Grady serves his friends, including two policemen, a salad made with marijuana.

Fred tries to sculpt a work of art from junk when he discovers the value of sculpture.

Archie plans a scheme when he overhears a man at the IRS talking about it over a pay phone. He is then audited for unreported income after moonlighting by driving Munson's cab.

The new wife of Archie's old Air Force buddy disturbs the household.

Joy's mother meets her new family members at Wilbur's christening; Joy forces Owen to pretend to be someone else; Elka touches up a fresco; Victoria annoys Melanie with her talk about Emmet.

Melanie wants her first time with Alec to be perfect; Joy works as an extra; Elka and Mamie are bad influences on Wilbur.

Rob wins at poker, but almost loses a few friends after inadvertently using marked cards.

Laura and Rob give Ritchie a birthday party and 63 screaming moppets make a shambles of their house.

Woody and his girlfriend reunite; despondent Frasier takes a job as janitor at Cheers.

A twist on the "Cinderella" story finds Diane trying to locate a man who left his coat at Cheers.

Elaine sets out to cure a reclusive artist's fear of the outside world.

Christine's (Markie Post) ex-husband Tony (Ray Abruzzo) disrupts her blossoming romance with Harry (Harry Anderson). With John Larroquette.

Oscar starts dating an old flame and decides he would like to marry her.

Jerry suggests that all the doctors in the building form a co-op to treat each other for free. This leads to chaos and hostility that find expression in Bob's special all-doctor therapy group.

Smart is pitted against the world's strongest counterspy in trying to recover a kidnapped prince.

Part 1/2. While in Germany, Ralph and Ed get lost and end up in East Berlin and must prove they aren't spies.

For a guest like Tim Conway, Carol's door is always open; Tim's engagement ring for Carol, made from the cursed Hope Diamond, causes no end of bad luck; a musical performance by Shani Wallis.

The club wants to buy Capt. Block a gift.

Connie helps Mr. Conklin prepare for a visit from the state education department.

David must get money for a new tuxedo.

Don proposes to Ann and gives her an engagement ring, which she promptly returns.

An uncoordinated Jesse risks losing a recording contract when he is asked to dance in a rock video.

Jesse's dance video is a disaster until he convinces the record company to let him do it his way.

Stephanie and Michelle get lost in the San Francisco airport and unintentionally become stowaways on a flight for New Zealand.

Danny agonizes over the failure of his long-distance relationship with Vicky; Michelle ties up Teddy to keep him from moving away.

The Bradys camp in a deserted mining town where a grizzled prospector thinks they've come to jump his claim.

The twins hide a runaway orphan in the apartment.

Danny attempts to help waiter Alfie Wingate overcome his fear of women.

School-play star Jeff argues with co-star Angie.

The Douglas family bravely accepts the challenge when 13-year-old Chip (Stanley Livingston) decides to give a party.

Uncle Charley limbers up his billiard cue to get revenge after two female pool sharks take $50 from Robbie.

Art Linkletter offers Lucy a $500 prize if she can keep her cool for 24 hours.

Lucy and a handsome policeman serve as decoys to capture an elusive holdup man.

Lucy contributes to a fashion show with the wives of motion picture stars.

Lucy appears in Hedda Hopper's gossip column.

To prove that a wife cannot always recognize her husband on the phone, Rob disguises his voice and calls Laura.

Lou tries to recapture his days as a crusading reporter by launching an investigation into big-city politics.

News that Chachi has diabetes forces Chachi to quit a Beach Boys tour.

Laverne and Shirley have to run an obstacle course in order to qualify for police work.

A man dresses as a woman to chase a girl he loves; a long-wed couple rediscover each other; a detective falls for the woman he tails.

A new bride (Loretta Swit) encounters her ex-husband; two 13-year-olds find first love; Julie falls for a tour guide (Charles Frank).

Granny defies medical opposition to her own brand of mountain medicine.

Granny's neighbors try to stop her when she attempts to create a vegetable garden in the front yard of the mansion grounds.

Mama suspects Naomi of trying to cash in on Vint's life insurance policy.

Mama helps Aunt Effie recover from a concussion.

Grady must decide whether to lie when he receives too many Social Security checks.

Julio and the Sanfords decide to merge their junk businesses into one. However, they argue about who will be the star of their television commercial.

Gloria poses a riddle that puzzles the family and stirs up an argument.

Archie finds out Lionel Jefferson has been dating his 21-year-old niece.

Victoria questions her relationship with Emmet when a woman from his past shows up; Melanie and Elka contend with an unwanted guest; Joy falls for a handsome doctor.

Melanie sets Joy up on a date; Elka acts as Victoria's agent; secrets are exposed on game night.

Rob consults a psychiatrist to determine whether a series of mysterious ailments is psychosomatic.

Rob recalls the hectic time of his Army marriage to Laura, and their trouble getting away for a honeymoon.

Carla's 16-year-old son wants to marry his high-school sweetheart.

Diane gives a prized book signed by Ernest Hemingway to Sam as collateral for the loan he gave her.

Tony returns to boxing as the manager of a young heavyweight.

Harry is arrested after spying on Christine and Tony in the park; Dan is swindled out of his "Phil's Foundation" funds.

Oscar finds a friend with inside information at the racetrack and starts to win every bet he makes.

For the sake of their marriage, as well as Emily's Master's Degree and Bob's heavy work schedule, the Hartleys decide that it would be best if they took up separate residences.

Smart is down and out and KAOS tries to buy him from his former employers.

Part 2/2. While in Germany, Ralph and Ed get lost and end up in East Berlin and must prove they aren't spies.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Moody's nephew offers solutions for some unsolved robberies in the precinct.

Connie and her friends hope to raise funds for area playgrounds.

Ozzie must choose between golf and a painting task.

Don asks Ann to spy on his sister's boyfriend, an actor.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan, and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

The Bradys break out of the jail an old prospector locked them in and discover their car missing.

Bill's valet from Hong Kong usurps French's place.

A mysterious friend shows up to repay money loaned to him by Danny several years ago.

The story behind a watch inspires Alex to push Jeff.

A huge, shaggy dog adopts Steve and disrupts the neighborhood with his howls.

One of the world's 10 richest women sets her sights on Steve by showering his family with costly gifts.

Lucy helps Harry avoid marriage by pretending to be his pregnant wife.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

Lucy hears that Ricky's movie will be shelved.

Lucy is tricked into accepting the role of a bull in a television drama.

A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

Inspired by Murray's 20th anniversary party, Ted pops the question to Georgette.

Howard's position as the Grand Poobah at the Leopard Lodge is threatened when he realizes that he hasn't recruited any new members in the past five years.

Laverne is asked to go to a debutante ball with Lenny, and they discover that he is a Polish count.

A paraplegic former tennis pro meets her critic, a sportswriter; a Mexican stowaway creates havoc; a practical joker learns a lesson.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

Elly sparks a new trend in understated fashion when she enrolls in a finishing school.

The Clampetts are taken for the new avant-garde social leaders.

Bubba learns he has to attend night school to graduate high school; when it is revealed that Mama doesn't have her high school diploma, she joins him, but she is soon faced with the same problem she was some 40 years ago.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

An absent-minded Edith is worried when she discovers she has taken a wig from a department store. She meets with Father Majeski to confess that she may be a kleptomaniac.

Edith answers a friendship ad in the "swap" section of a magazine.

Joy tests her sleuthing skills on a suspicious Yogi; Victoria learns about being a responsible friend; Mamie confronts Elka about her bossiness; Melanie has hallucinations due to fasting.

Victoria wonders about her relationship with Emmet as the movie is ending; Melanie questions her relationship with Alec; Joy learns something mysterious about Elka.

Sally becomes a television personality overnight, and it is Rob and Buddy who suffer.

Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

The guys decide to "help" Carla when she receives no responses to her personal ad.

Norm hears rumors from his neighbor about Vera and the man next door.

Elaine enlists the help of a woman's organization when Louie stoops to spying on her in the ladies' room.

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.