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Smart is down and out and KAOS tries to buy him from his former employers.

Part 2/2. While in Germany, Ralph and Ed get lost and end up in East Berlin and must prove they aren't spies.

Sid Caesar and Barbara McNair are Carol's guests tonight; McNair and Carol spoof a classic TV series; V.I.P. features a talk with silent film stars played by Carol and Sid.

Moody's nephew offers solutions for some unsolved robberies in the precinct.

Connie and her friends hope to raise funds for area playgrounds.

Ozzie must choose between golf and a painting task.

Don asks Ann to spy on his sister's boyfriend, an actor.

Jesse has a big decision to make when his record becomes a big hit in Japan, and he is asked to tour Asia for a year.

Joey and Jesse receive a job offer after trading insults on a radio talk show; Stephanie writes a short story.

Danny grounds D.J. for spending too much time with Steve and neglecting school; Jesse takes too many cold pills.

Jesse tries to hide an embarrassing secret by refusing to act as spokesman for a "Stay in School" campaign.

The Bradys break out of the jail an old prospector locked them in and discover their car missing.

Bill's valet from Hong Kong usurps French's place.

A mysterious friend shows up to repay money loaned to him by Danny several years ago.

The story behind a watch inspires Alex to push Jeff.

A huge, shaggy dog adopts Steve and disrupts the neighborhood with his howls.

One of the world's 10 richest women sets her sights on Steve by showering his family with costly gifts.

Lucy helps Harry avoid marriage by pretending to be his pregnant wife.

Lucy goes along on a father-son camping trip.

Lucy hears that Ricky's movie will be shelved.

Lucy is tricked into accepting the role of a bull in a television drama.

A crippled jeep and a sprained ankle make Rob two hours late for his own wedding.

Inspired by Murray's 20th anniversary party, Ted pops the question to Georgette.

Howard's position as the Grand Poobah at the Leopard Lodge is threatened when he realizes that he hasn't recruited any new members in the past five years.

Laverne is asked to go to a debutante ball with Lenny, and they discover that he is a Polish count.

A paraplegic former tennis pro meets her critic, a sportswriter; a Mexican stowaway creates havoc; a practical joker learns a lesson.

A wife thinks her spouse wants her dead; Isaac falls for a glamorous star; a man becomes popular when he is mistaken for a jewel thief.

Elly sparks a new trend in understated fashion when she enrolls in a finishing school.

The Clampetts are taken for the new avant-garde social leaders.

Bubba learns he has to attend night school to graduate high school; when it is revealed that Mama doesn't have her high school diploma, she joins him, but she is soon faced with the same problem she was some 40 years ago.

The Harpers hope to cure Mama of her addiction to home-shopping TV shows.

Grady steps in to protect the Sanford "treasures" when Lamont invites an ex-convict friend home.

Father and son nightclub performers are injured in Fred's house.

An absent-minded Edith is worried when she discovers she has taken a wig from a department store. She meets with Father Majeski to confess that she may be a kleptomaniac.

Edith answers a friendship ad in the "swap" section of a magazine.

Joy tests her sleuthing skills on a suspicious Yogi; Victoria learns about being a responsible friend; Mamie confronts Elka about her bossiness; Melanie has hallucinations due to fasting.

Victoria wonders about her relationship with Emmet as the movie is ending; Melanie questions her relationship with Alec; Joy learns something mysterious about Elka.

Sally becomes a television personality overnight, and it is Rob and Buddy who suffer.

Rob nearly goes out of his mind when Laura fills in for Sally at the office.

The guys decide to "help" Carla when she receives no responses to her personal ad.

Norm hears rumors from his neighbor about Vera and the man next door.

Elaine enlists the help of a woman's organization when Louie stoops to spying on her in the ladies' room.

The replacement (Gilbert Gottfried) for Dan (John Larroquette) is even more objectionable; Harry and Christine (Harry Anderson, Markie Post) face breaking up.

Felix, his cousin Ben and Oscar all face jail for fraud in one of Felix's advertising schemes.

As Howard prepares to introduce Howie to Ellen, he tries to mold Ellen into an image the boy will like.

Max and 99 must stop a KAOS scheme to plant explosives in foreign consulates.

Ralph is jealous of Alice's guide, not knowing the guide is a little boy.

Guests include Martin Landau, Barbara Bain and Carol Channing.

Jealousy strikes Toody when Lucille becomes a blonde to be more enticing to him.

As a mambo craze sweeps through Madison High, Miss Brooks runs into Mr. Conklin at a mambo club declared off limits to school employees.

Ozzie teaches David how to save money but then generously spends his own while shopping with Thorny at a sporting goods store.

Ann's picture appears as a centerfold pinup.

Jesse accepts a challenge from his cousin Dick (Mark Linn-Baker) to enter Alex and Nicky in a Favorite Twins contest.

Jesse and Joey agree to help direct Michelle's first-grade play; Danny volunteers to baby-sit the twins.

Joey faces his old nemesis, Hershel "Stonewall" Binkley, in a hockey game for charity; D.J. drives on the freeway.

Stephanie insists on having her ears pierced and asks Kimmy to pierce them for her.

Cindy and Bobby are aided by an American Indian boy when they become lost in the Grand Canyon.

The family's planned trips to Long Island and Boston end in failure.

Kathy's singing Irish relatives arrive in the Williams' household and expect to perform at the Copa Club, but Danny has other thoughts.

Alex and Jeff collaborate on building a kart racer.

Robbie is the unwilling beneficiary of an old Chinese custom when a girl whose life he saves insists on being his slave.

Steve (Fred MacMurray) is tempted when a female explorer invites him to go along on an African safari.

Lucy, Craig and Kim portray mobsters to help police catch criminals.

Lucy loses a contact lens in a chocolate cake made for a charity sale.

Desperate over having forgotten their wedding anniversary, Ricky searches for the date.

Lucy plots with a bellhop to meet Cornel Wilde.

Rob learns Laura has a secret bank account.

Mary tries to help a girl she met in a jail cell "go straight.".

Potsie fixes Richie up with Mary Lou Mulligan, who has a questionable reputation.

Laverne has a dream that she and Shirley are in their 80s and neither are married.

A has-been comic tries a comeback; a man's fraternity brothers try to find him a girl; a woman plays matchmaker for her granddaughter.

Twins (Diana Canova in a dual role) pretend to be one person; Julie's old flame (David Hedison) returns; an old couple may be jinxed.

Jethro shares a heart-to-heart conversation with Jed, and goes on to find himself a girlfriend in record time.

Love-struck Jethro decides he wants to marry Chickadee Laverne, a brassy burlesque dancer he brings home.

Iola and Mama set out to prove that Vint isn't Raytown's serial burglar.

Even though Naomi and Vint separate, they must continue to live with Mama.

Fred's lifestyle is disrupted when Lamont runs for state assemblyman.

Fred, Grady and Bubba become contestants on a television game show, hoping to win a birthday present for Lamont.

Mike inherits some money and gives a donation to the McGovern campaign, causing Archie to hit the ceiling.

Mike has been having a pain in the side and the doctor tells him that he needs to have an appendectomy. This leads Archie and Gloria to argue about the proficiency of women doctors.

Elka and Mamie's illegal business activities endanger the group; a local mobster and his mother offer help.

Victoria is tricked into coming home for a visit, only to find her mother in an alarming state; Joy and Melanie revisit the '70s; Elka offers Penny advice.

At the insistence of a domineering guest star, Rob takes over as producer of "The Alan Brady Show.".

Rob's and Laura's parents compete for the couple's favor in the choice of which family plot to be buried in.

The gang at Cheers calls in a ringer to help the pub win a bowling match against a rival bar.

Cliff's long-lost father comes for a visit, but he soon learns why he came.

Louie prepares for the coming of the end of the world; he turns a toolroom into a bomb shelter; he asks Elaine to join him in his bomb shelter.

Dan, costumed as the "Phantom of the Courthouse," hides out in the subterranean levels of the building.

When Felix learns that his high-school sweetheart is now a grandmother, he begins to think his own life is nearly over.

Bob gives up most of his private practice to become the staff psychologist with a major insurance company. He soon learns that it's possible for a man in the corporate world to do his job too well.

Max and 99 search for a KAOS computer that's intercepting all CONTROL's messages.

Ralph is jealous of Alice's guide, not knowing the guide is a little boy.

Nanette Fabray and Trini Lopez guest star; sketches include Carol and Nanette as a pair of precocious, 5-year-olds and an episode of "As the Stomach Turns.".

Toody and Muldoon are chosen to drive the president of the U.S. to the United Nations building.

Connie's dream takes her into a fantasy land of marriage, anniversaries and babies.

Thorny talks Ozzie into building a backyard pool.

While hosting a party for her neighbors for a game show, Ann discovers some interesting facts about them before her purse is stolen.

Vicky's mother, Liz, helps redecorate the house; Jesse and Joey are fired by the new station manager.

A friend asks Stephanie out for pizza; Joey makes plans to ask his new boss, Alison (Martha Quinn), to dinner.

D.J., who has forgotten Kimmy's birthday, scrambles to arrange a surprise party.

Jesse exaggerates his sons' abilities on the enrollment application to get the twins into a well-known preschool.

Greg gets his driver's license and his first vehicle with the help of his fast-talking buddy. But the car turns out to be beat-up and there is no restoring it.

A rich, titled English widow (Ida Lupino) proposes to French.

Danny and Charley are convinced that the carpenter working on their new country home has put a curse on them.

Alex counsels a father who berates his athlete son.

Robbie takes on a heavy workload so that he can rent a room away from home.

When Chip (Stanley Livingston) adopts a shoulder-length hairstyle, Steve (Fred MacMurray) decides he needs more attention.

Harry loses $100,000 when Lucy angers a rich client.

Lucy and Viv decide to get a maid to improve their social status.

Lucy and Ethel go to Palm Springs; guest Rock Hudson.

Lucy extends an invitation to a dance by throwing herself at Van Johnson.

Rob has an evening of high adventure with a veteran pool shark who pretends he cannot play the game.

Lou is terrified at the thought of making the acceptance speech for an award he has won.

Richie and Potsie pool their funds for a sporty 1950 convertible that proves to be all show and no go.

The girls decide to help Carmine raise the money to start his own dance studio.

A trainee aims to take Julie's job; two pretend to be strangers; a couple whose child has died befriends a young runaway.

Stubing's father makes life difficult for his son; a dog traps a frightened passenger in his cabin; three girls play a joke on two men.

Jed is shocked when he receives news that his multimillion-dollar bank account has been overdrawn by $34 million.

The Clampetts, under the noxious influence of J.D. Clampett, impostor and unemployed actor, go to Hollywood.

Mama has a new outlook on life when she's almost hit by lightning.

Mama wants to sing at Raytown's Founder's Day.

Fred buys half ownership of a professional fighter who can't fight.

Fred awaits a visit from his sister until he finds out that her new husband is white.

The Stivic's wedding day is jeopardized when Archie and Mike's uncle argue over the use of a Catholic priest at the ceremony.

As Archie and Mike's Uncle Casimir continued to butt heads on the wedding day, Edith had to gather strength to tell Gloria about 'the birds and the bees'.

Since they both have been married several times before, Emmet searches for a way to propose.

Victoria acts as a spokesmodel and commits to a donation on national television; Joy reunites with a fireman.

A scratch on Rob's brand-new car brings on a domestic crisis.

Rob rounds up three notable personalities from the old days of radio for a TV special.

Diane uses Sam as the subject of her psychology term paper, but makes an insulting picture of him.

Sam tries to protect Woody from the evils of gambling when he bets compulsively on football.

Louie puts a damper on the celebration when Bobby announces he has finally landed a TV series role.

Dan (John Larroquette) is humiliated by appearing in dog court when he returns to work. With Harry Anderson.

Felix tries to patch things up when a pro hockey player hits Oscar, but ends up challenging the athlete to a boxing match.

Bob's office routine becomes a wreck when Jerry hires a temporary receptionist. She's a very nice but very vague woman who can't even get Bob's name straight.

KAOS builds the world's smartest robot to kidnap a scientist.

In 'Razor Blades', Ralph can't find his razor blades. In 'New Television Set', Ralph finally buys a TV. In 'Alice and Ralph Get Dressed for a Date', Ralph and Alice fight before going out with the Nortons.

Guest star George Gobel joins Carol in a V.I.P. interview of a duke and duchess living in squalor in New York; Bobbie Gentry takes us on a musical journey.

Muldoon and Lucille go to extremes to prove they aren't having an affair.

When an ex-boyfriend announces a visit, Mrs. Davis wants to impress him by pretending to be wealthy; Connie poses as Mrs. Davis' personal secretary.

After a visit from a psychologist (Bill Daily), ALF subjects the Tanners to a barrage of unwanted psychoanalysis. Stars Max Wright and Andrea Elson.

Willie, in an effort to curb ALF's cotton addiction, holds a support group meeting in his living room.

Michelle misinterprets Steve's (Scott Weinger) Valentine's Day card and proposes marriage.

Stephanie discovers one of her classmates is a victim of child abuse, but he makes her promise not to tell anyone.

Disaster strikes the dinosaur exhibit when Jesse takes Michelle's class to the museum and lets them run free.

Jesse is stranded in a subway train while on his way to deliver the graduation speech to his night school class.

The police ask Micky to pose as a mobster.

Davy, Peter, Micky and Mike are evicted from their apartment.

How compassionate individuals care for pets with special needs; visiting a center for great apes.

The world of monkeys.

An Australian shepherd becomes more than a hero to its handler; rats as service animals.

Wild animals flaunt their colors for many reasons.

Just about everybody likes animals and doesn't like to see animals who are sick, injured or abused. So "Animal Rescue," a weekly series -- aimed at children and families -- that showcases spectacular rescues of animals, should be very popular. Because people don't like to see an animal's situation get so bad that it requires rescue, the program tries to avoid those situations by instructing childr

Dogs are said to be man's best friend so is it a surprise that there's a weekly show dedicated to dogs and the people who love them? That's what "Dog Tales" is all about. The show, aimed at teenagers, features information on dogs of all shapes, sizes and breeds while also informing young people on how to properly care for pets. It also provides safety, health and training tips that are useful for

D.J.'s prom date (Scott Weinger) abandons her after he is elected prom king and his old girlfriend (Christi Harris) is elected queen.

The gang sneaks into a summer camp to return the pet rabbit that Michelle stole.

Greg and Marcia date each other's school rivals to get back at each other. The younger Brady siblings build a dunking tank for the upcoming school carnival.

Peter's wallflower status at a friend's party convinces him he needs a new image.

When Marcia is cast in the school play, she gets a swollen ego.

Skip Farnun sees the Bradys coming out of a supermarket and decides they are ideal for his soap commercial.

After both Mary Ann and Ginger vanish suddenly, Gilligan dreams he's Dr. Gilligan and Mr. Hyde.

A plain woman (Tina Louise in a dual role) arrives to hide from men.

Gilligan goes overboard when he is elected to be the Skipper's deputy.

A man takes a dare in a radio contest and allows himself to be marooned on the island for a week in order to win $10,000.

Carter saves Gomer's life and almost comes to regret it as Gomer suffocates him with gratitude.

Gomer and Lou-Ann pitch in to help open a new diner, not realizing the owners' real intentions.

Gomer and Carter fall prey to con man "Friendly Freddy" and his dating service.

Gomer inadvertently reveals the position of his platoon to the "enemy" during maneuvers.

Mrs. Drysdale, giving a lavish garden party, finds to her horror that she is losing her guests to the Clampetts.

Jed decides that his tomboy daughter Elly, who has taken up motorcycle riding, needs a mother to make her a lady.

Quirt Manly, celebrated star of television Westerns, is invited to the Clampett mansion to try to tame Elly May.

An Australian banker sends Drysdale a kangaroo as a joke, and Granny thinks she has discovered a giant jackrabbit.

Roz (Marsha Warfield) is shocked when her long-lost husband (Roger E. Mosley) arrives asking for a divorce. Guest star: Bever-Leigh Banfield.

Over a candlelit dinner in the cafeteria, Bull and Wanda (Richard Moll, Cathy McAuley) make romantic plans. Stars Harry Anderson.

Hogan uses Klink to contact an Allied spy; Klink bugs the prisoner's quarters.

Col. Klink replaces Sgt. Schultz with a tough, no-nonsense guard.

Sam's crushed when he donates his baseball jersey to a charity auction and nobody bids on it.

The gang at the bar vows revenge against Diane when she permits a psychology student to analyze them.

Diane and Sam attempt to see Frasier through his latest crisis of confidence and regain his status in the psychology profession.

Cliff is in heaven when both Carla and Diane accept a date with him for the Postman's Ball.

Having preached honesty in relationships to his patients, Bob decides to follow his own advice. Immediately he offends two dinner guests and starts an argument with Emily.

Bob's first literary venture turns out to be less than triumphant. His embarrassment makes him reluctant to join a convention of psychologists on a flight to Hawaii, especially when he finds out that Howard is the navigator.

Carol announces that she's going to marry Don Fesler, an unpublished poet with bad feet, and the news brings negative reactions from her friends.

Bob forms an all-women consciousness-raising group. He gets kicked out after Emily joins and inadvertently points out some of the unliberated areas in their own marriage.

Max and 99 pose as Army personnel to trap a psychiatrist working for KAOS.

The diary of a retired CONTROL agent disappears and Max is assigned to the search.

On a narcotics investigation, Sledge and Doreau, posing as newlyweds, get tipsy and are found asleep with arms entwined.

Sledge (David Rasche) is shocked to find that his best friend is engaged to his ex-wife. With Heather Lupton and Michael Kaufman.

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

A collection of some of Groucho Marx's best moments on the game show "You Bet Your Life.".

Ozzie and Harriet's plans for a romantic anniversary celebration are foiled when they learn Ricky is throwing a party.

In order to make closet space, Harriet insists Ozzie get rid of his multitude of neckties.

Mary cancels out because her date has prominent ears.

Donna thinks she can predict the future.

Jeff persuades Alex to baby-sit Smitty's brother.

Donna thinks Alex is taking advantage of a widow.

All of Rhoda's insecurities surface when she meets Joe's beautiful ex-wife (Joan Van Ark).

Ida is tempted to have an affair when she finds herself attracted to her doctor.

Don and Ann go to a pre-marital counselor.

Ann meets Don's parents in St. Louis.

Ann deals with acting and meeting Don's parents.

Ann goes all out to recover her lost engagement ring.

Frank gets jealous after seeing Mrs. Babish with her ex-husband.

While visiting Laverne's grandmother in New York, Shirley finds romance and Laverne gets "engaged" to Squiggy.

Not-so-wonderful surprises continue to happen while the girls are visiting in New York.

After Shirley is injured in a fall, she undergoes a complete personality change.

Mama develops a crush on her night-school teacher (Joseph Campanella).

The Harpers baby-sit for the minister's grandson.

Mama and Naomi team up for tag-team wrestling.

Iola discovers her handmade gifts to family members are being sold at the Harpers' garage sale.

Lucy dresses as various Hollywood celebrities to impress a vision-impaired Carolyn Appleby; guest Harpo Marx.

Lucy appoints herself Ricky's agent.

The Ricardos and Mertzes visit Alaska to inspect land they bought; with Red Skelton.

Lucy accidentally lets Mr. Mooney's pet bird out of its cage.

Lucy drops a penny worth $16.50 into a storm drain.

Lucy is denied a vacation by Harry because of her constant extended lunches and late mornings.

Harry makes Lucy work the weekend while he takes the kids to Mexico.

Lucy gets trapped in Richard Widmark's house after trying to steal a grapefruit from a tree in his backyard.

Lucy and Ethel try to take a memento of California back to New York with them.

On the way to Japan, a woman faces the past; Stubing meets a "geisha"; lottery winners and fortune hunters cause chaos.

On the way to Japan, a woman faces the past; Stubing meets a "geisha"; lottery winners and fortune hunters cause chaos.

A cheating husband won't cheat again until his wife finds a suitable cheater; a newlywed wife has a problem laughing when she kisses.

The innermost thoughts of the participants of a wedding are revealed. "Love and the Pick-Up Fantasy" Phil decides to act out a fantasy.

A boy goes off exploring the White House by himself; a guy tries to get rid of his girlfriend.

Ralph really doesn't want to visit a marital clinic. "Love and the Trampled Passion" Caroline tries to meet a flamenco dancer.

Goober opens a new gas station and Howard finds a dinosaur skeleton under it.

Cousin Alice arrives to keep house for Sam and Mike.

Townsfolk are uncomfortable in spring pageant roles.

Emmett buys a toupee, but is ashamed to admit it.

Michelle is princess for a day at Walt Disney World and runs away.

Jesse and Joey have an unexpected visitor during their underwater radio show at Epcot Center; Danny proposes to Vicky.

D.J. violates her dad's curfew when she falls asleep in Steve's apartment; Michelle is hard-pressed to complete a school assignment.

Michelle scores the winning goal for the opposing soccer team.

Peter uses his father's tape recorder to eavesdrop on his brothers and sisters.

Buffy's hamster runs away in the park.

A musician at the Copa Club is in debt to a gambler.

Donna rents a house-on-wheels for a family vacation.

Robbie has a spat with his girl while baby-sitting for friends and has to take the baby home with him.

Two tomboys -- a female engineer and a member of a girls' hockey team -- prove tough to handle for Steve and Chip.

Kim must raffle off a sports car she won in order to pay the tax.

Lucy is a failure when she and Viv take jobs selling vacuum cleaners.

John Wayne helps Lucy return the cement block with his footprints.

When Ricky refuses to entertain at a studio party, Lucy accepts in his place.

A post-hypnotic suggestion turns Rob tipsy every time he hears a bell ring.

A con artist convinces Ted to lend his name to a broadcasting school.

Potsie wrangles Richie an invitation to his first bachelor party.

The girls face some tough questions as contestants on a TV show.

Passengers besiege an advice columnist; an arrogant replacement chef angers Stubing; a man doesn't know his estranged wife is on board.

A teenage runaway hides in an elderly man's cabin; Julie is unwittingly smitten with a priest; wacky painters work in Stubing's cabin.

A beauty-contest winner from the hills and her father come to visit Jethro with marriage on their minds.

Backwoods freeloader Lafe Crick lingers on at the Clampett mansion as an unwanted guest in search of an easy fortune.

Vint's embarrassed at work when Mama brings him his childhood lunch box.

A typical Russian homemaker visits the all-American Harper family.

After a doctor fails to find the reason for his headache, Lamont consults a psychiatrist to treat his pain.

Fred asks a professional gambler to teach Lamont and his friends a lesson.

When Edith finds some old lottery tickets that she has totally forgotten about, the family discovers that one of the tickets is a winner, but there is a catch: Edith claims the tickets don't belong to her, but belong to George Jefferson.

Archie is excited when he has the chance to try out for a prestigious bowling team after six years of waiting for a vacancy on the team.

The women try to make Wilbur's first birthday memorable; Melanie and Alec consider having a family together.

Melanie rebounds with Danny; Victoria hires a lawyer to help Emmet; Joy and Elka attend film class.

A painting of Laura resurfaces -- but this time she is not wearing any clothes.

A night with an Army buddy lands Rob in jail.

Sam's matchmaking skills shine when Frasier announces plans to marry the girl Sam picked out for him.

Norm considers spreading malicious gossip about his co-worker to win a promotion.

The new cabbie, immediately attracted to Alex, proves to be more than he can handle.

Dan (John Larroquette) wears an FBI wire while dining with the gangster father (Tony Jay) of his latest ladylove (Teresa Parente).